"Fishing Is Like Dogging Without The Sex" | BEST OF Sean Lock LIVE | Universal Comedy

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4 жыл бұрын

In this BEST OF compilation from Sean Lock's debut DVD Sean Lock LIVE, Sean discusses how to tell your partner you love them, being banned from a pub, and the all-important question of whether he's a BUCK or a HIND?
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@paulmac007
@paulmac007 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Sean. Gutted you've gone. You will be missed. Love to your family.
@moraismig81
@moraismig81 2 жыл бұрын
Sean Lock couldn't be described with words. He was more of a concept, even better, a scent: a vet's flannel on hot tarmac. (one of his jokes, obviously)
@jackparry6983
@jackparry6983 Жыл бұрын
those rollups
@oikkuoek
@oikkuoek 4 жыл бұрын
That Pie chart bit was pure dynamite. Mayor of Fun in one of his finest moments.
@allenford9197
@allenford9197 3 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Matthias Definitely, I've been using flixzone for years myself :D
@occamsrayzor
@occamsrayzor 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant observational, absurdist comedy. He'll be greatly missed.
@moneyequalshappiness65
@moneyequalshappiness65 4 жыл бұрын
I love how often you can hear jimmy laugh 2:59 3:49 3:59 9:21 10:02 11:28 12:19 12:36
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy carr is there?
@moneyequalshappiness65
@moneyequalshappiness65 4 жыл бұрын
Yes i added timestamps for you
@Tasarran
@Tasarran 4 жыл бұрын
@@moneyequalshappiness65 Yeah.. I don't hear it.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a similar laugh but I don’t think that’s JC.
@moneyequalshappiness65
@moneyequalshappiness65 4 жыл бұрын
Dump Chump dont remember where but jc told he was at this specific night, so im pretty sure its him. The last ones im 100% sure
@FenceThis
@FenceThis 3 жыл бұрын
Greg Davies reading A Tale Of Two Cities in the voice of Chris Eubanks book tape playing 500 watts while pulling up to your local Lidl
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 4 жыл бұрын
I think we should at least get a vote on seeing Sean star in a musical that ends with him beating a little person.
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын
Beating a little person? So a musical adaptation of Carrot in a Box? Can't believe no-one else jumped in on that. It's been a year, people!
@peterwestland5720
@peterwestland5720 2 жыл бұрын
An absolute genius of observation and comment, sorely missed...
@theclown8568
@theclown8568 2 жыл бұрын
Seans creative imaginative mind will never be forgotton. He had the ability to fabricate humour out of complete nonsense that made no sense whatsoever. Other Comics choose to discriminate or insult people with shocking or dark humour. Others talk about life experiences and exaggerate them into funny stories. Sean Lock just invented nonsense and then built more nonsense on top of it that was so ridiculous it was hilarious. Rest in peace Sean Lock. Funniest guy in comedy with naturally funny bones. You will be missed by anyone with a sense of humour 🙏🏼
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Well it made no sense, up until the punchline where he would tie things up or make a callback in a clever way that would completely catch you off guard. He was a master at appearing like a cranky, rambling man lost in his own thoughts, but he knew exactly what he was doing the whole time he was on stage. Either way, he was always a unique treat to watch and I'm at least glad we have these videos to be able to re-live some memories. In that way, we kind of get to keep him with us forever.
@clumsytriangle2436
@clumsytriangle2436 Жыл бұрын
I swear I can hear Jimmy Carr laughing in the audience LOL
@RGK147
@RGK147 4 жыл бұрын
Kill em or let em go is the best line ever
@kajkjr6877
@kajkjr6877 4 жыл бұрын
How could the trains run on thyme in a world with no herbs?
@aliholgate9442
@aliholgate9442 4 жыл бұрын
Clever lol.
@trevorjalla
@trevorjalla 4 жыл бұрын
Sage words
@royevans4581
@royevans4581 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that, but I do know the world would be a dill place.
@DerEchteBold
@DerEchteBold 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, what an aromatic thread, well done!
@walterlevesque7602
@walterlevesque7602 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Sir Sean.💯💔😞 thank you for your witty remarks. In your view and scope of the world around us Opening Our Eyes to new ways of looking at things. You are a true gentleman thank you for everything bless your family and once again thank you for all the laughs over all these years I know you are now hanging with the Angels Above cracking them up the way you do us each and every day through the wonders of KZfaq blessings unto your family.
@semilife
@semilife 4 ай бұрын
He was a gentleman in comedy, loved his witty satire.
@francaperotti5934
@francaperotti5934 4 жыл бұрын
Omg fishing is like dogging when you catch one you don't know whether to let em go or kill em.
@alanoliver5378
@alanoliver5378 2 жыл бұрын
You know somthing one of the best natural comedians to grace the stage, no running about like a looney, no talking in a daft voice they get on my nerves, makes me sick that they make money from it, genuine comic god bless you Sean, you may be gone but you'll live as long as I can work KZfaq mate.
@kimvibk9242
@kimvibk9242 2 жыл бұрын
Quote: "...no running about like a looney, no talking in a daft voice..." Michael McIntyre has left the chat.
@hamoostaffat
@hamoostaffat Жыл бұрын
I worked in a pub when this came out called the golden hind and we had those deer pictures on the toilets (bucks and hinds) but the disabled only had the standard wheelchair symbol...... it was weeks before my boss noticed the change I made, told him where I got the idea and he kept it! 🤘🤪👍
@dudesayingthings
@dudesayingthings 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, that's a new take on quitting smoking 😂😂
@lewisdaniels3723
@lewisdaniels3723 4 жыл бұрын
I want to go to the pub with Sean Lock one night for a session. Just imagine how much you would laugh!
@w8m4n
@w8m4n 4 жыл бұрын
Have a 'Lock' in
@neofox.
@neofox. 2 жыл бұрын
Best toilet sign is "Tarts or Vicars"
@simplekaty
@simplekaty 4 жыл бұрын
I love Sean Lock!
@ZedExGaming
@ZedExGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Love the smoking bit
@officercrown
@officercrown 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious . Legend
@stevewynnearts
@stevewynnearts 10 ай бұрын
Miss you sir Sean.glad we got videos a bit.salad.
@danieloliver4558
@danieloliver4558 4 жыл бұрын
Hello all. The swan sound is hilarious
@harveyroper5526
@harveyroper5526 4 жыл бұрын
You can imagine the scenes for: Hines, Bucks, and Lunch
@lenandov
@lenandov 4 жыл бұрын
He's pretty good on countdown too :)
@stu1987eng
@stu1987eng 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome stage background ☯️
@patricksmith4992
@patricksmith4992 Жыл бұрын
The funniest. Will be missed !!!
@visi7754
@visi7754 4 жыл бұрын
Nice One!
@blackjackfloat8088
@blackjackfloat8088 2 жыл бұрын
Sean lol rip and thankyou..... too funny
@dgw1970
@dgw1970 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny. Just my sense of humour
@alexgrant1979
@alexgrant1979 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges and Sean Lock are my favourite, don't get me wrong i like a lot of other comedians but those two are the best. Sorry pal you went before your time.
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges is brilliant. I'm also a big fan of James Acaster and Bill Bailey. None of them were on a level with Sean in raw hilarity for me, though. I was just watching a clip today of Kevin's bit about an angry guy on a bus - so funny
@1000Demons
@1000Demons Жыл бұрын
Some of those observations where he says that, when he's an old man, he'll do this or that. I wish he'd lived longer, so I could've heard about him doing them (I know it's a comedy act, but the idea's still funny to me). R.I.P. Sean Lock. You're a legend.
@mushroom1212
@mushroom1212 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 Jimmy Carr in the audience?
@cl759
@cl759 4 жыл бұрын
@2:01 Ha, ha, ha! Can't Polish a turd!
@vincenzorossini1290
@vincenzorossini1290 4 жыл бұрын
9.24 that laugh sounds like jimmy carr?
@Calum_Bell_
@Calum_Bell_ 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see Sean Lock play the joker in a TV show or a movie or a game or literally anything
@user-pb6cq3vf8b
@user-pb6cq3vf8b 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like the riddler
@Forestgravy90
@Forestgravy90 3 жыл бұрын
He is literally wearing a riddler costume below his suit here
@EpsteinKilla69
@EpsteinKilla69 4 жыл бұрын
Can we PLEASE get Sean Lock and Carl Pilkington in the same room??
@stevieg7546
@stevieg7546 4 жыл бұрын
Bradley Venn that would be amazing
@Quantum_GirlE
@Quantum_GirlE 4 жыл бұрын
O.....M...G...... That would be pure genius! And then you'd have to bury me, for I would die of laughter!
@gerttjildsen5612
@gerttjildsen5612 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I`d watch that.
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
not carla, it's Kaaarl
@mfghost7641
@mfghost7641 2 жыл бұрын
not gonna happen sadly
@RFHD2023
@RFHD2023 4 жыл бұрын
Disabled toilet could have been bambi
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 4 жыл бұрын
Nah Bambi's mum
@20312920
@20312920 4 жыл бұрын
Bambi was an orphan not disabled........
@AnonymousUser77254
@AnonymousUser77254 4 жыл бұрын
20312920 I feel like we're missing something.
@MystiqueHorizon
@MystiqueHorizon 4 жыл бұрын
@@20312920 he wasn't an orphan, his dad was still alive...
@20312920
@20312920 4 жыл бұрын
@@MystiqueHorizon well i guess we all got schooled
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 2 жыл бұрын
If you wish to have a pee, Answer now my riddles three!
@Kalus_Saxon
@Kalus_Saxon 4 жыл бұрын
I would of said “since uncle Albert and the gerbil died your percentage has gone up 20%....”
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
genius 🤣
@Kalus_Saxon
@Kalus_Saxon 4 жыл бұрын
DLC ENERGY So was asking one of my ex’s to bark for malteasers to teach the dog..... She was blonde though 🤣
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
KALUS DJ Bark for Maltesers?? To teach the Dog?? WHAT!? 🤣
@elbecko7969
@elbecko7969 3 жыл бұрын
Dorothy did seem a little pissed off though, tbf
@julstereg1471
@julstereg1471 4 жыл бұрын
Your not a wizard OMG 🤣🤩🤩🤩
@RichardT2112
@RichardT2112 2 жыл бұрын
7:00 so tragic….
@Average_Internet_User101
@Average_Internet_User101 2 жыл бұрын
1:08 the cameraman laughing, or that's what I thing, cause I noticed it shaking...
@openureyes
@openureyes 2 жыл бұрын
You were special rip mate
@ChrisCowley1
@ChrisCowley1 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you can tell this was recorded some years ago due the fact it's actually funny.
@alanoliver5378
@alanoliver5378 2 жыл бұрын
I'm the same age as Sean, I used to worry about getting older, I don't believe in life after death, now I'm hoping I'm wrong.
@rollothecat2010
@rollothecat2010 4 жыл бұрын
Pen and cob. The only reason I know which is which is because I used to do crossword puzzles.
@aliholgate9442
@aliholgate9442 4 жыл бұрын
With the pen, presumably lol....
@rubenhinze7695
@rubenhinze7695 3 жыл бұрын
Does those lines behind him not forming a perfect circle annoy anyone else?
@FirstImpulse
@FirstImpulse 2 жыл бұрын
6:55 this joke makes me sad now :(
@tanemahuta7365
@tanemahuta7365 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr laughs so loud...
@jackstewart2258
@jackstewart2258 3 жыл бұрын
6:04 Hagrid when Harry says he's just Harry
@williamunderhill427
@williamunderhill427 3 жыл бұрын
Wizard was a regular dude
@Matt-bg5zm
@Matt-bg5zm 3 жыл бұрын
MMMMMN ICECREAMMM
@maxington26
@maxington26 3 жыл бұрын
So many comments about Jimmy Carr's laugh - for a second, I honestly fucking thought Godwin had invented a brand new Internet law.
@mrwtfr3780
@mrwtfr3780 Жыл бұрын
RIP
@SyntheticFuture
@SyntheticFuture 2 жыл бұрын
7:02 well that joke became irony. Rip mate =l
@nadas9395
@nadas9395 Жыл бұрын
Never let anyone in on your inner monologue. They might find out you're anti peprika
@andrewlongden7995
@andrewlongden7995 2 жыл бұрын
Many
@Haldane1585
@Haldane1585 4 жыл бұрын
9:22 more jimmy carr for you wondering
@harlster4163
@harlster4163 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@DJrukkachmed
@DJrukkachmed 4 жыл бұрын
harl ster hi
@akumabito2008
@akumabito2008 4 жыл бұрын
Hi!
@captainbumface3595
@captainbumface3595 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@secondglance1566
@secondglance1566 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@edddiethetechguy
@edddiethetechguy 4 жыл бұрын
Bonjour
@onepunchgeorge9251
@onepunchgeorge9251 4 жыл бұрын
I got sidetracked. I WAS looking for Nina Conti. Oh well. May as well hang out till the commer....
@isthereanybodyoutthere9397
@isthereanybodyoutthere9397 2 жыл бұрын
Loss of a genius and taken too long. He never got to do the beach scene at 7:07, but what a joke.
@rustiemenard3945
@rustiemenard3945 4 жыл бұрын
Great content, but does it need 4 sets of commercials? Won't watch this channel again for that
@bren106
@bren106 4 жыл бұрын
Do you not understand that the channel has no control over how many ads youtube stick on? If you can't deal with them put an adblock on your browser.
@rustiemenard3945
@rustiemenard3945 4 жыл бұрын
I have a channel of my own, I know how it works, yes, you choose how much you want on how much return you want.
@Quantum_GirlE
@Quantum_GirlE 4 жыл бұрын
@@bren106 Not true. You choose
@firewater9465
@firewater9465 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Hitler wore Ruby slippers.
@billjones393
@billjones393 3 жыл бұрын
.
@coitusergosum2447
@coitusergosum2447 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much money he had saved up
@aron7111
@aron7111 2 жыл бұрын
Smoking bit hits a bit different now :/
@johnstory2996
@johnstory2996 Жыл бұрын
Every great artist smokes / smoked. Literally every single one of them. Also, everyone dies. There are zero exceptions to either rule.
@UnitSe7en
@UnitSe7en 2 жыл бұрын
Just want to point out that if he wants to use a chart or graph to reference and compare historical data with present, a pie chart is is the very wrong way to do it.
@andrewlongden7995
@andrewlongden7995 2 жыл бұрын
Are Are l. Are Are Are mo. 9.30am I am
@rufusconnolly8489
@rufusconnolly8489 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a Hind? Isn't it Doe and Buck?
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks 4 жыл бұрын
A hind is a doe.
@rufusconnolly8489
@rufusconnolly8489 4 жыл бұрын
@@angrytedtalks Stag/Hind must be a European thing. We use the terms Stag/Doe in America, or at least here in Texas Edit: meant to say Buck/Doe in America lol
@rufusconnolly8489
@rufusconnolly8489 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks 4 жыл бұрын
@@rufusconnolly8489 I think hind is old English but it is sometimes used in pub names, so as a toilet theme it would be more appropriate. They sure taste the same (buck/stag/doe/hind).
@UnfitToLive
@UnfitToLive 4 жыл бұрын
@@angrytedtalks The toilets taste the same too, always a let down.
@krrsantan6775
@krrsantan6775 2 жыл бұрын
The sad comical irony.
@andrewlongden7995
@andrewlongden7995 2 жыл бұрын
9 lol me m Andrew mm
@wmbtv2461
@wmbtv2461 4 жыл бұрын
Its spelt like seen but pronounced like Shaun but its written as Sean.
@mitchellhogg4627
@mitchellhogg4627 4 жыл бұрын
Its spelt as sean..written as sean..pronounced as sean...its really not that difficult
@AnimatedPork
@AnimatedPork 4 жыл бұрын
Just because it derives from the Irish language mate. like how it is Sion in Welsh. and Shaun in English. They are all pronounced similarly because different languages pronounce letters differently ('si' in welsh is the same sound that 'sh' makes in English) A lot of names found in England have derivatives in the other languages of surrounding countries but they have to change to suit the local tongue. Very common.
@cl759
@cl759 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy with the toilet signs will not be well received.
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
By hysterical armchair SJW grunts, probably not.
@AngelaRyanXX
@AngelaRyanXX 4 жыл бұрын
Because violence against women is hilarious.
@LeofromFreo
@LeofromFreo 4 жыл бұрын
Angela Ryan violence BY women isn’t too fucken funny either. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@sneaky5141
@sneaky5141 4 жыл бұрын
yeah shut up you miserable slag
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 4 жыл бұрын
Violent jokes are funny. When you take jokes seriously you're having issues.
@sneaky5141
@sneaky5141 4 жыл бұрын
@@bremCZ there wasnt even a single joke about any violence against any woman 😂😂😂
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@sneaky5141 Aren't all jokes men tell secretly about women? Damn those evil men... wait did I just mansplain something?
@30daymissionman
@30daymissionman 3 жыл бұрын
Always amazes me how people laugh at disabled jokes !. Just sick
@Waughy_
@Waughy_ 2 жыл бұрын
I bet you're a laugh on a night out
@30daymissionman
@30daymissionman 2 жыл бұрын
@@Waughy_ Your mum seems to think so
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
Oh please. Its not even a joke at the expense of people with disabilities, it just points out an observed fact (disabled signs are usually not included in these toilet sign gags) with a facetious mime of one example of what might be visibly considered as a disability... _on a deer_ Comments like this are counter productive because you place disabled people in some weird "too precious" category where they're apparently not capable of taking a joke. It doesn't speak up on their behalf, it patronises them and separates them from normality because you're saying "jokes are fine EXCEPT for disabled people cause they're different and need to be treated differently" - IMO that's way more offensive than anything Sean said. Disabled people are people, too. And most people know how to take a joke, even if it might be at their expense (and i really dont think this one was).
@30daymissionman
@30daymissionman Жыл бұрын
@@Loctorak So you approve of racist jokes too then ?. Funny how comedians don’t tell those but people with disabilities are fair game
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Жыл бұрын
@@30daymissionman did you even read my post? Or are you just spewing irrelevant, sanctimonious indignation because you want something to be mad about?
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