As it should be.

No cap😭

Like it should be. Why some people force awkward small talk is something I will never understand

Best ever whether driving or riding

Nuff said

camera angles amigo

the one who wants 4.0 rating

i thought you wrote "middle east" muslim muslim muslim

The kind that gets car sick - it helps to stare right ahead. Also - what Mango Loco said.

Better camera angle for the skit

petros wanted revenge for his mint getting rejected thats why he ran over david crashed into him

Rookie score. 4.7. 0 flop.

And from 5 to 0 really quick

So true!!

Thats cuz yer gay

When he said, "What is you religion," I sharted.

same

M Loftin same

I lost it too and ended the sketch there, to be continued later. I'm laughing sooo hard. It almost sounded like a perverted batmans voice, "YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIM"

I was lost at the music

Tell us, how can we as a passenger get 5 stars?

To get a five star rating as a passenger All you need to do is say hi and shut the f##k up

Kostas. k. I do!! I think the only 4 star rating i got was from someone who didn’t like that I didn’t talk.

Kostas. k. Lmao the truest comment on KZfaq

I always ask that?

Dixon Adair Get ask that a lot as well... lol

Dixon Adair yeah lmao we all heard it lmao go fuck yourself

Jake Smith It is customary to include some of the highlights of a video clip in the comments section. So you go fuck yourself.

Dixon Adair every uber ride ever

Jackie Perez Yep! Pretty much :)

Yeah everybody else saw the video too

@@bobobingus3155 - I wanted to see the same thing. Hate when people repeat stuff like we don’t know happened. Or didn’t watch the video. Lol

i thought they were teeth at first

@@bobobingus3155 imagine getting upset over someone else's enjoyment of something.

@@Poe-007 what kind of moronic take is that? He's saying that for the people that watched the video and laughed at the same shit, it's called looking for validation. "Ah yes, let me repeat this extract from the video for the cavemen that didn't watch it but are somehow in the comments section"

WHY IS THAT ACCURATE FOR YOU??

@@deztheday7194 They're joking. Damn,relax,you're killing the vibe.

@@christofferjenzen78 No it happens I’m Belarus lol jk

@@nikolai6489 I'm from Finland and we say "Gotta kill a few kids to make an omelet." Our omelets are not great.

@@christofferjenzen78 Aw

Timothy Yambao NICE

Timothy Yambao VERY NICE

Timothy Yambao GOOD ONEEEEE

I see what you did there...

AHAHAHA I feel oddly proud I got that

Must not have tipped the driver.

Mine is 4.4 and I hand out 5's too. WTF? They must know I'm a Trump supporter.

No, it's because your getting a cheap fare & stiffing the drivers on the gratuity.

And it could have been you since you might have deserved a lower rating. Btw don't rate like it's candy, you'll end up with a 4.9 crappy driver.

4.9 its better than 5 stars, 5 its only when you sign in to UBER, drivers rush to pick up 4.9 if you are 4.6 or under it's danger zone,

Yeah we also watched the damn video we don’t need you to recap

@@bobobingus3155 we get it you watched the video shut the fuck up

@@bobobingus3155 - lol. Love your humor man.. I be wanting to say the same thing to people.

Ya, seen it. Thanks tho.

Thanks for the spoilers

😂

Except in that episode future people actually rated *people* and not their services

***** no they mentioned "San Junipero" ..the ratings episode was "Nosedive"

They said "this is like that episode of Black Mirror" (paraphrasing)

Selhani

www.imdb.com/title/tt5497778/

Brandon Tuttle I thought they were teeth at first

after Aziz says " Ooo nice and moist" you can hear Moynihan say " I spilled soup" lmao

A young man and his hot date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually an Uber driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Petros is actually a Greek name ;)

thought it was italian

Thought it was hospanic

I thought Petros was Greek...

you said great?

When?

Nice and moist

Indeed🤣🤣🤣

Amanda Vaughan hi kellyane Conway

Amanda Vaughan Da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Kat Kattington That's my favorite song!!

Kat Kattington With the bears!!!

yep, it's dope

sphinx onyx I preferred White Christmas.

Fifteen Million Merits and Playtest messed me up way more than TV shows usually do, so I'd say those are my favorites.

Playtest was the best one to me, San Junipero comes second

sphinx onyx yes it does!

sphinx onyx it really was. Love how they portrayed the 80's. kinda slow at parts though. Dozed in and out. Lol

Hey bro big fan

What's up checkmark

You dare mention the office in a sketch featuring the creator of such hits as Entertainment7twenty and rent-a-swag

@@masterofmadness7713 John-ralphio answers the chat

Who the hell is Dwight

Please say this is a troll comment because jesus christ

William Seamon glad to know it's a beautiful comedic look.

wait, ,what makes you say that?

WTF is wrong with you? you prefer a 4 minute long piece of shit by SNL to Black Mirror? FUK U

+Wiliam Seamon (Orignal post) - Great way to put it!

So true! I loved that episode 😭

Nah, shut up and dance was the best.

My personal Favorite was either San Junipero or Nosedive, and as for the one i think was the Best (but not very Feel Good) was White Christmas.

@@alecrichards8574 whatt uss callister or hang the dj is the best by far

@@esmestiel yeah i think maybe USS Callister could actually be my favorite. i dunno, they're all so good in their own way hard to pick a favorite lol. i think it depends on my mood

I too watched the video

Thank god you commented that, I didn't actually watch the video and needed to know what it was.

Yep just be punctual and polite, keep a clean vehicle and take me safely to my destination. I don't care about listening to the radio or even having a conversation. I bring my phone and an ear bud because I'm generally listening to KZfaq while I'm en route.

I've taken an Uber a few times over the years, and I have to admit, I never rated the drivers, and I never even thought to look to see what my rating is. I just treat it like a taxi service; point A to point B delivery. I do tip though.

Matt Schumacher Neal Brennan co-wrote it. His 3 mics on Netflix is amazing (and non-political).

YES!!!, nice to see an snl skit that is not pushing a left political agenda, just make funny skits like they used to.

Papyrus and Goodbye Mr Bunting

@@jicez6649 SNL has always been political.

@@jicez6649 , And SNL has always been leftist as well. You know... like normal, intelligent, evolved people.

Lyft: Because sweaty mints are gross

Can you pick me up? I'm at the Springfield Metro station front entrance and need to go home about 2 miles away.

Sure, let me just hop in my Tardis and I will be right there

MultiFandom GarbagePerson Fuck off

No.

True. But Nosedive is quite optimistic and freeing too, for Lacie.

White Christmas is the best imo

nosedive isn’t that bad. and i wish san junipero is in real life

thegossipswan009 fuck u

nosedive is a nightmare?? have u SEEN white bear?! 😂

yoshimickster Did they pee, vomit, or defecate in your car?

yoshimickster how dumb do you have to be to find that weird? Stupid fuck

Hahaha! [sees whimsical comment. Doesn't agree with the point made in the joke. Insults person] Nice one, Jake

yoshimickster b

yoshimickster I'm a very polite criminal and I tip very well.

ilya Kozlov dead

Petros responding to Aziz referring to the mints as "nice and moist"

Ik Like Wtf

I didn't even catch that. Lol

Good lord, Koslov. You must be able to hear subliminal messages in songs. I didn't hear that at all

Montana Dinga thats what russian mints are made of

@@JDMHaze 😆

😂😂

@@JDMHaze As a Russian I can confirm this is true.

Corn, he spilled soup in it. Like he said he did bub

kigozi muhammad You don't have a "job"

so are you saying I have a 'hobby'?

I would love for you to say that to his face. Keep hiding behind your screen.

then why do it? this is a people person job. if you don't like it stop it. I also driver for uber and lyft and I love this job

Don't you drive people to their destination and get paid for it? That's a job.

They do, yikes!👀👀👀

Me either 😂😔

Here are the tootsies

Me too

aekara1987 Pjotr would've worked better

Isn't Cephus Greek for Peter?

They don't, but Russian parents would name their child Pyotr (russian equivalent of Peter)

Guess what? This didnt happen in Greece, it was in America. Also, fuck you and your Horse Gifts *NEVER FORGET*

aekara1987 Armenians use the name Petros as well, and we love Russian Trance. The accent he is trying to use is also not far off from being Armenian. Also Armenians and Greeks are the only languages to use the original Greek form of the name Petros.

Bob Sacamano I always gave 5 star ratings to my passengers unless they were less than normal or some such.

That's not true, I've gotten 5 stars when i didn't tip. I just explained that I'm poor and can't even afford Uber in the first place, but have no other options to get where i need to be.

@emaikalone I was wondering why they dont rate me. I stay quiet. I know I don't t smell/wear a lot of perfume. I will talk if they engage me I smile and say thank you and I never make them wait. I considered what I would want if I was a driver..i never tipped less than 20%! What am I doing wrong?? Lol I want a good rating even though I only use uber/Lyft on vacation or if my car is in a shop

In India we get out of the car only after getting 5 stars! 😂

Bob Sacamano Are you stupid, didn’t your parents ever teach you not to talk out of your asshole. Jeez laweeze As soon as the ride ends, we have no choice but to rate you right there and then. Geniuses

Yeah, sounds Greek to me. Ivan or Oleg would be OK.

R. Pneumo u r right! it is greek! im guessing the driver is greek confused for russian :)

Vanessa B - Yeah! Americans often get "exotic" names all mixed up. I'm from Poland, and in many movies Polish characters speak Russian. It's funny ;)

+R.Pneumo Baltic characters usually also turn out very Russian =P In reality we're not even Slavic, just shared the soviet era with them nearly 30 years back. But yeah, that's Americans.

My neighbors are from Moscow and they have a son named Petros. They named him that just to spite you.

That’s odd for you to notice😂

Olivia Eyes yes my favourite two episodes as well!!