Grab the "Eat Your Christmas Cake" EP by FiveSidedDice on any platform!
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Releases everywhere, 22nd Dec 2023
All music composed and performed by Roscoe Nefdt, except for guest vocals by "FLORIDAMAN"
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by FiveSidedRecords,
Gqeberha, South Africa, 2023
Shot by Matthew Comley
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Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Buy a plastic bunch of shit
For Jesus’ birthday
Santa I've been a good boy you see
The spawn of a nuclear family
Give me my plastic junk, fat creep
P3do ass, I'll drive by, watch you bleed
I'm a consumer, driven by rumours
Mass consume if the product is cheap
I'm a believer in christian redeemers,
D!ck out, pig out, driven by greed
We're driving down to the mall
We're gonna buy it all
Because it's Jesus' birthday
He is my favourite anarchist
What would he do
If he were here today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Eat and drink and spill your guts
On your God’s sons birthday
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
All your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
I like shiny things
and landfills filled up with all our trash
The corporate overlords know just what we want
I'm licking their boots, don't kink-shame me
Our purpose on this earth
Is to produce all of this plastic junk
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
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