idea: pretend to be a therapist in island life and make them tell u their fear, later make them come true! (like so albert can see!)

“We’re all gonna die one day” Thanks for reminding us Albert!

Remember guys, he's basically talking to himself here. Imagine how scary this is

10:28 In West Virginia folklore, the Mothman is a humanoid creature reportedly seen in the Point Pleasant area from November 15, 1966, to December 15, 1967. The first newspaper report was published in the Point Pleasant Register, dated November 16, 1966, titled "Couples See Man-Sized Bird...

"lets read this, missing person; 5'2''? have you checked under the couch? get roasted short people." me, 5'3'', wiping the sweat off of my face

plot twist: sirenhead is actually a good guy and Albert was only running because of social distancing. edit: tysm everyone for 1k likes. Stay safe from there diggity danged virus, and have a le epic day/night

this game was one of my favorite games on roblox. I remember racing to the basement at the sheriff's house to get the extra gun, and buying a ton of passes for it. I went into a cabin in the game i saw this bone creature and it genuinely scared the crap out of me. It is very detailed and very fun. It's sad that it's not being played a lot anymore, but I still remember it. It's very expansive and has multiple endings, it's just really super very is awesomeness

Alternative title: albert searching for a generator 20 minutes straight

*The Guide To Find Out Who's Editing:* *Paige* : White text, includes herself, occasionally face and voice effects. *Adam* : A good amount of humor, less communication with the viewers, lots of effort. A fair amount of background music. *Znac* : The tiktok voice filter, an amazing amount of humor, lots of effort. Usually keeps it brief. Lots of screaming, disco lights, and chaos (in a good way), interacts with viewers *Thank you for reading.*

Albert: 5’2 is short Me being 4’11: ✋😔

2:16 Sunscreen eater squad just stopped eating sunscreen

idea: make things only certain players can see, and then convince their families that they're insane (in which case they are put in an asylum escape room) or haunted (which warrants an exorcism) might be a lil bit too much to ask but it would be cool :)

Normal people when they hear eerie music: oh god that probably means somethings gonna happen. Albert: AHH THATS PROBABLY COPYRIGHTED SHUT UP

The things that u got scared of, the women statues are called weeping angels, they move when you aren’t looking

6:20 "I'm definitely the smartest person who plays Roblox" 5 seconds earlier: "The generator probably isn't up here"

11:03 those are weeping angels, when you turn away they move. So it can seem like there's multiple, but maybe there's only one of them. If you get too close, usually they attack.

Intro: *FortFite* Me: “So we playing *this* today Albert?”

Albert- "we're all gonna die anyway" ~ *Wise Words From A Wise Man* ~

The record that flamingo stopped because of possible copyright was a song called "dog teeth" by Nicole Dollanganger. Lovely song.

I like how whenever Albert gets a friend or someone who’s actually good just makes it way less scary

“If I don’t see him, he doesn’t exist” -Albert 2020

The song on the radio is “I don’t want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart.”

"Have you checked under the couch" LMAOOOOO

In every vid: “Kaden found this for me”

"If i don't see him, he doesn't exist" -Albert 2020

Albert: were all gonna die one day Me: ah, my daily dose of positive energy Omg i have so many likes on this comment i normally only get 1-2 likes but omg and thank you to all the earthworm sally fans❤️❤️

7:44 to whoever didn't know this song is actually dog teeth by Nichole dollanganger but slowed down, it's actually one of her most popular song, people say that it originally based off a movie wich i can't remember the name of but in my opinion the song is pretty sad Edit:so the movie is dogtooth(2009)a Greek film by Yorgos Lanthimos. In this film, three teenagers live isolated, without leaving their house, because their over-protective parents say they can only leave when their dogtooth falls out. The teenagers begin to engage in experimental sexual acts and grow feelings of resentment due to being enclosed. In the end, one of the teenagers removes her ‘dogtooth’ and sets herself free. Lyrics of the song: He handed me a pair of pliers and he told me to pull out his teeth Because as long as he'd had them he'd use them to do bad things You're cold on the inside There's a dog in your heart and it tells you to tear everything apart My body's covered in teeth marks, your bite's worse than your bark You ruin everything you touch and destroy anyone you love, you're all over me He'd sunk his teeth into the flesh of many others Infecting them with whatever was already inside him He'd broken all their hymens, cut them open and played inside them He'd hollowed out their bodies so they'd feel just empty as him You're cold on the inside There's a dog in your heart and it tells you to tear everything apart You draw blood just to taste it, you hold bones just to break them You ruin everything you touch and destroy anyone you love, you're all over me

"I don't want to set the world on fire" is literally one of my favorite songs.

Fun fact: Albert was born at a very young age.

"5'2? have you checked under the bed" *me, vibin at 5'2*

“I was going to punch my monitor as hard as I could but I decided not to.” I was laughing until 6:17

The scariest thing is Albert's screams. It's said they can still be heard in those very woods.

Imagine you hear this over the Siren Head brodcast:”What are you doing Stepbro?”

Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio

I love watching KZfaqrs play this game If cult of the cryptids is ur childhood roblox game 👇

I bet that 99% of people won’t see this But to the 1% that do have a safe and healthy life ❤️

Car: *leaving in 30 seconds* Flamingo: *gets no u’d by the invisible wall*

I always play alone and when I get to the second part I get clapped so hard xD and I like how he didn’t grab the gun inside the tower at first lel BTW they updated the game so there are a TOOOOON of new creatures! Really hope you check it out soon!

I love how Albert just sits there watching the siren head even when it runs at him

Albert: " I don't know we're all going to die anyway " Queen Elizabeth the 2nd: *Are you sure about that?*

Albert: "We're all gonna die one day" Elizabeth II: You dare challenge me?

WHY IS MY HEART BEATING? -albert 2020

I like how he tried to make a joke but he since he couldn't think of anything he just says "idk were all going to die one day"5:54

“Like what if siren head was a HOT bAbE.”

Albert: I'm like the,SMARTEST person in roblox Him like 5 sec earlier: my reading is like really bad

I remember playing this with my mom back in 2020, lol. She screamed so hard when she first saw Cartoon Cat.

Idea: open a “zoo” and get fans to dress as animals in the zoo, then advertise and bring normal people in and get all the animals to attack them Credit: Kat Doodle

*scream* Albert: oh noooo Also Albert: *proceeds to go the same way he heard the scream from*

I love how u can know whenever a jumpsscare happens with Albert bc when a jumpscare is coming he goes silent

Albert: I rather not punch my moneter Also albert: *completely ripping up his foam heads with no care or mercy*

Albert: if I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist God: ah crap. Here we go again

Honestly I was terrified the whole video just waiting to get jumpscared.

Me seeing you play: oh wow I already played it

“i like siren head.....Like a lot” Church of decay people: *Sigh WELP*

Albert in real life: K a l m Albert in videos: P A N I K

I’m crying,this game was legendary

I remember playing this in 2019 before this vid and now if you play this game its just not the same RIP OG cult of the crips

Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so Albert can see, credit: Domenico Florentio

Me : just wants to watch the video Ads : "I NEED A GIRLFRIEND " "I WILL JUST WORK OUT" !

i like how you just started screaming that there was siren head in the back

albert: we're all gonna die one day me: thanks for the positive thinking

albert: i’m really bad at reading also him: i’m the smartest person that plays roblox

this man has a net worth of 37.3 million and plays ROBLOX cuz he’s a real one

albert does not know he makes our day lol

Kristen: **has friends over** Her friends: So hows Albert? Albert: **screams** Kristen: Ehhhhh...

Albert: were all gonna die one day Me: ah yes ur right i just love that positive energy u threw at me

Bro when that song played "I dont want to set the world on fire" I thought my Spotify playlist was playing 😭

I don’t want to set the world on fire is a banger ngl.

When he went back inside the house to listen to the music and its played " I don't want to set the world on fire" i thought i need to play a fallout game right now .

Albert: "Get roasted short people" me being 4,11 : Prepare for your worst nightmare

Yay thank you for giving me nightmares.

9:03 Albert scared me oh my god lool ahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahshahahahahhaahshahshahshahahahaha

Albert dated Baldi, now he interested in Siren head. Im seeing a trend here

Albert: “I’m a genius.” *couple minutes later* Albert: “I went this way, no I didn’t.”

Albert: I legit feel like I hear footsteps Me: hol up

Albert:this isn’t fair! Life:life isn’t fair boi

Nobody: Demon: "Hello--" Albert: *"D I E , C R I M I N A L ! !"*

Game: Sirenhead is coming to kick you shortly. :) Albert: *oh yeah, well I'll punch em, they kick I punch.* Only jayingee fans will get that

When Albert explains what siren head is: uh it’s like a siren that magically came to life

"that demon is a bat!" LOL

albert: “i like siren head.... a lot ❤️” kirsten: *siren head mode activated*

Albert: Look at all the Babes Babe 1: Felipe Babe 2: Earthworm Sally Babe 3: Tiffani Mayumi Babe 4: SirenHead

Flamingo: “I’m the smartest person on Roblox!” Still a low bar Albert.

OMG YOU UPLOADED THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY I MISS 2020

Albert: makes joke about short people Me: (laughing) realizes I’m short.👁👄👁

Flamingo: "This is what a generator looks like" *Looks at dumpster *

Albert: Lahdjsjs Me: i beginning to feel like a rap god

I remember playing this with my friend and we saw a Wendigo and screamed- my life low-key flashed before my eyes

"Were all gonna die one day" Ahhh I love his positive energy!

Nobody: Albert in story games: *S T A C K E D S Q U A D*

anyone else watching in 2024? i loved this game in 2020😔 i miss 2020 sm

Every gangsta till the the trees started playing despacito

“Get roasted short people” koneko kitten: remember when-

Flamingo: I'm literally the smartest person on Roblox Flamingo again: Clicks on a map thinking it's a generator

"unfair?! yeah he was bigger then me." Albert 2022

Those statues of the ladies in the physiatrics hospital remind me of weeping angels from Doctor Who.

I love when Albert falls in a game or is stuck he'll strat screaming “HELP” like the game can hear him ( Edit: Tysm 200+ likes)

Albert: “We are all gonna die one day,” My Mom: “Who are u watching?” *_the greatest youtuber alive_*

“This is what a generator looks like” this is a fence albert

*"Why's my heart beating?!?!?"* -Flamingo 2020