Robots: "Kill all humans" People in movies: "huh, it must be friendly"

I really feel bad for him because if he wants to play a game on his account, he can’t without being harassed.

Albert: Should I give Paige a raise? Bot: Charity begins in the home Paige: *broke Paige noises*

albert: "i need a new home" bot: "ask your familly"

Albert: "You love me" Bot: "You need better grammar" Albert: *Adds a period.*

Bot: * Says it’s name is Lily * Albert: “Oh good it’s a girl” Also Albert: *Calls it a he*

"Oh you are approaching me" "Yare yare Daze..."

I recommend turning off your inventory so people don’t come into the same game as you, if you turn off your inventory people can’t see your badges

“Do they cry real tears?” -Albert, April 9th, 2020.

The “appear offline” feature sounds like a good idea

4:23 IS THAT A JOJO BIZARRE ADVENTURE REFERENCE

Albert: "All my fans hate me" Also the fans: *trys to track him down in any game just to be near him and have started groups and have spent hours programming just to know where he is, in Roblox*

Albert: Offline setting Me: Discord.

Albert: is Jake Paul a sociopath Bot: I am Jake Paul

i've been binge watching flamingo a lot and i feel like he just explained how people can follow him into games based of what badge he just got about 10 times

4:23 "Jojo has died from mysterious circumstances." Albert: Dio.

Also for that ''Appear Offline'' feature you have suggested , I also have something more to say about that. It really is a good idea for Roblox to add an ''Appear Offline'' feature , not just for you , but also for many other youtubers and in some cases streamers , however , they could add an option togheter with that making it so you can choose who you appear offline for , for example , ''For who will I appear offline?'' , and the options: ''No One'' ''Everyone'' ''Non-Friends'' , with non-friends being who isn't in your friends list , so you would want to appear offline to people but still appear online to your friends , so they could join your game and you hang out with people that aren't going to annoy you. Well , this is my idea.

Imagine Kirstin walking in and seeing ‘the Albert talking to himself’ seen and seeing him talk to himself

4:23 *Jojo fans reached a bot and show him true culture*

“wanna feel my muscles?” me: albert: me: albert:

Bot: oh, you’re approaching me? Albert:i can’t online date to you without get closer.

THE BOT WATCHES JOJO “oh? So you approach me?” CONFIRMED

Are you still alive

How did he even manage to edit himself asking each other so perfectly

When he was talking to himself that was the most flawless edit of all time

Idk why this gets me so sad, no one should leak his address or harass him. And yes let’s start that appear offline thing. I just hope he’s doing good.

albert doesnt have fans, he has stalkers

4:26 *my obsession with animaniacs has entered the chat*

*Flamingo being informative* Me: u don't see that everyday

"Chat bots with artificial intelligence" Alberts first thought: If you start yelling at them do they cry real tears?

That’s so cool that they actually talk to you

3:13 me when i dont get anything

“Do they cry real tears?” Another brain cell down the drain

“OH? You’re approaching me?” *Sounds like a JoJo problem..*

"OH, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?" Jojo.

Robot: kill all humans Albert: are you a friendly robot?

3AM thoughts be like: “if I yell at them will they cry real tears?”

I really feel bad for Albert. He has people harassing him in almost every game he goes into, he has people bothering him whenever he's just trying to chill and hang online, and he has people finding his old house adress and saying it in game. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I wish he had it easier. Anyway, have a good day and don't forget to wash your hands!

it was very respectful and responsible that the person asked permission first. albert’s idea about the appear offline feature is a rlly good idea as well. ik my sister and i have problems with her friends joining us lol so yeah. also i feel bad that albert has ppl joining him n stuff and n like harassing him too

Me casualy coughing while Albert explaining: *cough cough cough*

i feel so bad how albert is getting tracked down. like its rude, he needs some time to himself.

Kinda feel bad that people are tracking him, down don't come at me.

3:00 Somebody called me? LOL he edits his videos so good

"Oh? You're approaching me?" Reminds me of Jojo Bizarre Adventure

I kinda made the bot mad, and the bot said this: “I am programmed to respond to a players input. If you want to make me angry, you need to be silent.”

Treat Albert like he's a friend,People want too see him to but the trackers just fill up the server so then the people that wanted to see him can't, just treat Albert like he's a normal guy. Sincerely-madmanwithabox24

5:06 *i can't stop laughing at this lmao*

Fatty: You are pathetic Robot: PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO YOU!!!! Fatty: Fair point

I fell off my bed because I laughed really hard at this part "Me?" "Yeah me?" "Is Jake Paul a sociopath?" "Yeah he is a sociopath" *gasp*

"You are pathetic." "You are the one talking to a computer."

Great editing at three minutes, P A I G E

well that final conversation was kinda heart touching. honestly a very sad situation.

*Flamingo flirts with the bot* *His girlfriend sneaks past his room and hears Flamingo say Hee Hee*

"OH? you are approaching me?" okay that jojo reference was kinda smooth.

The way he talks makes it feel like he is talking to me he really does a great job making videos

Albert rizzed up a computer absolutely stunning.

We need to form an alliance to protect Albert from people trying to mess up his videos.

Albert: Mentions home KZfaq: speaking of that, here’s a related ad

Me: types "you are stupid" Robot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world Me: *shoots computer*

“Your pathetic.” “Your the one talking to a computer” monokuma: A DEAD BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

Albert: *flirts with bot* Kirsten: *Approaches Albert with a sword* so.... who are you talking to....

Albert: you love me. Bot: *DIO MODE ACTIVATED*

I feel like roblox should add a 'hide badges' setting. Where if you select it, people cant see the badges you get. Which would be great for KZfaqrs like albert who just want to play a game and not be tracked down Or maybe a 'Streamer Mode' like other games have that would act in a similar way

Albert: You love me Chatbot: I like people with proper grammar

The part where he talked to himself genuinely freaked me out.

it’s kinda sad how he has to talk abt this because of how much stress and annoyance it makes him go through

albert adopted the ways of a certain Austrian painter in this video to convince to bot to love him, bruh

lets appreciate the fact that albert predicted the now coming soon offline feature

Albert: Let the bots curse! *AlbertsStuff has entered the chat*

Albert:" The bots curse, LET THEM CURSE!" Me: Has mental brain damage from flashbacks of albertsstuff

flamingo is the chillest dude ever. if someone made a game that tracks my every move on roblox, i would probably move to australia.

Albert: you love me Robot: you need better grammar. Albert: *adds punctuation*

Albert: *Notices how much money he spent on all his alts* Paige: *puts lofi music for no reason* Edit me: thank yall bruh yall made my day cuz it's my bday and all I wanted is a $50 gift card but no so thank you and I hope all of yall have a nice day and be successful

I love how Markovbot has learned to be rude.

Albert won’t even get to the LOVE to a computer anytime soon lol

"There were like 4 people and 2 left (still three in game)" Wot-

"Me?" "Yeah me?" "Is Jake Paul a sociopath?" "Yeah, he is a sociopath." *LE GASP*

3:00 I need more clips of Albert talking to himself. That's the best stuff I've seen all day.

Can I just say that youtubers are like oh the comments are brutal when I go through tha comments "cause I dont have a life" There like ohhh I love your channel its soooo funny

"an experabowl-" got my fkin dying broooooooo

honestly sad how alberts "fans" are treating him after i heard he had a time when they would leak where he used to live? thats not ok.. its just sad. flamingo may be a very funny youtuber who jokes alot but tracking him and leaking his info aint no joke and i agree there should be an appear offline feature like discord....smh what great "fans" ..

Albert’s growing a mustache lol Btw why is he so red when he talks to himself

Albert: I just had lasagna last night. Captions: I just had this on you last night hmm

Albert: I love you Computer: I do not understand.

Everyone in my house: asleep Me to the mirror: 3:00

Anyone else feel nostalgic after remembering all those alts he made?

When I played this, it really said: "I am glad that you're not doing well"

I like the little SpongeBob thing on your hat

“Oh, your approaching me?” Every Jojo fan: *How does he not get the reference*

If you say to any of the bots “Ur gay” Something happens that really shouldn’t happen.

Albert: what are your opinions on Temprist? Bot: What if I asked you for you opinions on Temprist? Temprist a few seconds later: ..

everytime Albert says *RobUx* I just picture him t-posing

Let’s be real here, Albert is a human being like the rest of us, he doesn’t deserve to be violated like that 😐

His first question: "If I start yelling at them, will they cry real tears?"

The asking himself part is hillarious

The appear offline feature is actually a really good idea. I feel bad that people have to ruin his vids.

Guys please if Albert doesn’t want to always followed DONT unless if he invites a server for us to raid lmao but other wise he has been going through a lot of problems with games and people trying to follow him.

Sometimes people forget that Albert isn't just a happy little (Not really little he's like 5'10') youtuber. And people need to start remembering that because he has a life, so if you are that person that goes and follows him everywhere and leaks info that he doesn't want leaked, just. *stop* . It's not cool, no one thinks you're funny, at all. He deserves respect because he is a person too. Not just some robot that makes content just for you and that's all he does. Record, edit, sleep. no, that isn't his schedule. ( I hope it isn't, if it is that's unhealthy :/ ). Thank you for reading my rant.

5:14 "Sure, you can call me Lily... could you bring me back some gold?"

Twitch chat teaching bot: Bot afterwards: POG