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BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT HUMAN INITAKS GONE SUSIEIWIOAOQIEJDND

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@RLM [High Quality incredible videos] Ok bot

OH NO, RUN

Wake up

exactly, its so weird

I wonder why

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN RLM LMFAO 😂😂😂

Shut up

Don't get it

OMG wait I had no idea this was form 2 years ago I thought this was a new video and that’s why he said that on the thumbnail.

LOLLL

It’s supposed to be those fake MrBeast bots

XD

Yes😂😂

Ye

We might be Screwed

how did he find out

@@LiviaQuinton idk we have to hide

Yes true

Very true

Facts

my literal idol

Its perfectly fine lol

Cuz KZfaq’s useless when it comes to good features

frr

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN RLM LMFAO 😂😂😂

@@rlmsucksimakebettervideost8129 thank you for not being a bot

@@rlmsucksimakebettervideost8129 THANK YOU BRO YOU HELPED ME

so true

LOL

Ikr true

@@shebangzjuddy2608the translation says “ikr threat”…😭

@@Baid-r7v that's so funny

yeah, theres like a billion comments made by bots, and the replies are just clout seeking also i am the winner, not you

omg i-win

next speed of kirb when

Everyone should comment "IM GAY" and like each other comments so bots comment IM GAY

Ye

up

@@arthuroliveira8259 ur

Something is chewing something is shewing something is chewing

your pfp is so beautiful

@@CertifiedJMomento mom

Wow 🤩

NOT BOLOGNAAAAAAA

Why now

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fr

Potatoes

@@dumplingdawg3128 controversial.

1 MIN BOI

Tomatoes

@@NewspaperGirlie 🥔

yea

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Yep

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Oooh and the one where he says he'll turn our human remains into mashed ravioli 😍

I have no idea what you just said💀

@@Kitkat63281Same💀💀💀💀

@@Kitkat63281 He said, "5 months ago somebody said, somebody said, somebody said "I'm sorry that you're getting so many hate comments, you don't deserve them. You're trying your best to make people smile, and whether you think of this type of comment as cheesy or not. I'm glad you are still making content, and I appreciate you. I don't know what issues or what stress you're going through, but if you truly enjoy posting on KZfaq and playing funnily dumb and comically stupid games and making me laugh so hard my left lung disintegrates, keep on going. I don't care if you see this or not, I just wanted to express my emotion for you and your content"

Ohh I get it@@RedDotShark18

womp womp

I mean even if he exposes the bots inevitably nothing will change and the bots will keep on coming . But I can agree

Am sure you don't call all the comments "bots"

@@snowwhite19376 wth are those emojis

Flamingo is gaymingo cause 😎

gonna

I know right! What do the bots even get out of this? If anything it just makes everyone more aware to NOT subscribe to them because they are scammers

spam tong

@Kavetion I despise Russia

I feel real bad for him he deserves more love :(

Fr! He deserves more!

1:17

i love how many comments this video reached and this truly shows how dedicated of a fanbase you've got, unless most are bots. i really don't know what feedback to give you since whenever i watch your videos i'm just there smiling like i seen a baby fall down the stairs

@@BLACKED_raw Oh boy another bot

He fails to make my day everyday

because he uses alot of words i dont like

i hate comments like this i like mean people

I love how Albert's content is slowly maturing with his audience

@@bak0nBss 0:44

I love how Albert's content is slowly maturing with his audience

I love how Albert's content is slowly maturing with his audience

Hope you’re doing good man

I hope you write your essays like this I’m school too 👍🏼

Bro u just copied another comment

Some bot is goana copy paste this next video I know it

copied.

Fr I died during this

@@Svzz444no, the bot did.

​@Pcat 😂😐

ew- edit: This kinda disgusts me :/

😦

Mmm yes

This is the most real comment here lol

kinda true tho-

Ro

@@coolboycrhis968 blox

@@frederickcrevier34 roust

@@coolboycrhis968 roux

@@coolboycrhis968 bobux

I know

Albert first needs to find his son.his name was Samuel

Look outside you should see me there

@@deffnotjulia...8341 👀

Can we take a moment to appreciate how much effort Albert/ Flamingo puts into his channel

@@reactive9076 Is these kind of comment is just a running gag on his videos? cuz it's kinda boring.

@@GimOA shut

@@reactive9076 LITERALLY EVERYONE COMMENTS THIS AND THEY REFUSE TO STOP

@@AustinTheWeenieTickler leave me alone I actually have a life and I’m doing other stuff than being on yt 24/7. Also I did stop so no need to annoy me by giving me 20 notifications per minute

Im from another galaxy 👽🛸and my language is this: 𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆

Fidget spinner language😮

@@MichaelAndIchael THATS THE POINT

You mom 😹😹

@@Pumpkn- it’s not a point you’re still copying a comment and getting likes maybe edit it or delete it at this point I don’t care

Why am I invisible

@@Steam_User_ 😶

There are fans then theres stans lol

@@BagelsYT dAm

mostly the little kids that make up the weird part

yes, ive seen weird people saying they have a crush on albert.. it only gets weirder from that point where people start guessing his sexuality, if he likes men..

His fans are kinda odd ngl but yeah he’s nice

wat

Wat

@@claudiacanada4871 u from canada?

@Kavetion surprised your not here in Alberts channel more often

@Kavetion bot

WHAT THE-

shut up bot

Oh…

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

Fun fact: ur an 90 years old and still comment this video

@@sprIteret fun fact:you are good a roasting people

@@Guest_roblox-Ifun fact: I don’t know a fun fact…….

@@Bandit-the-ferretfun fact: ehh, what the Si, NO I MUST STOP THE BRAINROT

@@Bandit-the-ferretfun fact: i'm 5 months late

​@Kavetion bot stfu or I will leak your ip

You summoned the man above me

Miraculously there are only real comments in this video

u serious? u said u couldn’t use your phone and now i see your comment😐i can’t do this anymore, we’re really over. Don’t ever talk to me again.

@@asuragenken7660 bro broke up with someone in the KZfaq comments, that's new

Minions 2 is the greatest film ever The movie Minions, Rise of Gru, is unequivocally the greatest film of the decade, for now I question whether I, and humanity as a species, are worthy of this life changing masterpiece. Immaculate, extravagant, and brilliant are nowhere near enough to describe this film. This movie was truly encompassing of all emotions, along with profoundly polished animation, near flawless lip-syncing, and subtle and powerful moments of comedy. The scene where the minions comply with a request for peanuts by giving not the bag, but a single peanut, made the theater roar with applause, and led to a standing ovation in the middle of the film. In fact, that scene was a subtle criticism of the current economic "situation" regarding inflation, or shrinkflation, to be more accurate. However, the movie also includes more wholesome scenes, such as when the Minions (very graciously) almost crash an airplane with live passengers into an air traffic control tower. My first time watching the film, I ended up shaking, crying, and falling over, while the moviegoers around me began chanting pro-gru chants. When I woke up, I ascended to the astral plane and witnessed millions of human lives being saved because of this masterpiece of a film. Thousands of people fell to their knees at various grocery outlets and fast food chains as applause drowned out the ending credits. "Minions: The Rise of Gru" defines the expansiveness of what we as a civilization can achieve if we dedicate ourselves wholeheartedly to our craftz.

No

@WASD TUBE don't you mean: Claim your minions the rise of gru ticket here

Bot

@@DiamondZak He finally addressed it dude- It was so annoying "I love how his content is maturing as his audience matures" we get it- he's comfortable with his audience- but ANYWAYSS... 1:18 is my favorite part of this whole video- I laughed way too hard for no reason- my humor is broken.

It is Father's day.

@@jenniferarmstrong5271:)

omg you're right

bro I think someone stole your comment

YEAH YOUR NOT ONLY LATE YOUR A YEAR LATE

@@not_bagal SHH!!!

Aww, I'm sorry you have to deal with this crap. You've been a big part of my life by making me laugh when times are tough. No matter what I hope your fanbase still stays strong!!!

Aww, I'm sorry you have to deal with this crap. You've been a big part of my life by making me laugh when times are tough. No matter what I hope your fanbase still stays strong!!!

Albert is not fat. Stop lying

I love how much alberts comments are slowly maturing!

he makes me die

HOGGG RIDAAAAAA

@@biskwite fr

I love how relevant thus is

Hog riiiiiiddder

@@biskwite fr fr

Oh my god 🤯🤯

I hope you spent an hour making this

yes wisdom

ok thanks!!

Bot

@@paxtonraygun nooooooooo hog rider man nono bot

xD

733

I like like you 🤫🤫🤫🤫

You really just made an essay on what you find entertaining good for you

@@LethalOlive 23 seconds ago??? Dang

@@drawingsxx841 What 23 seconds ago?

What is happening

how about i eat your lungs

Nah I like to take my time banning criticisms about me and protect corporations that give me money -susan wojdickhead

@Kavetion What💀

¨also your videos are amazing¨ 10% bot 90%actual comment

@@iannieto3916 ok wait, I’ll fix that

@@akroonie ok

True I saw some one said in someones death ”Techno died and I love rapîng children because I make banger content“

KZfaq moderation is shit

i dont even have ads in his videos

Same,I only get ads at the end of the video

for me ads play at the start or end

It’s because the minimum amount of time a video has to be is 8 mins to play an ad

I lives in Asia, his vid and other channels doesn't have any ads for me

Oh ronusz

When 8:19 hit around i just realized he said “ LETS OR IMA PIN THAT COMMET “

I like like you 🤫🤫🤫🤫

Omg are you okay now how are you feeling

Come on do you really have to do one of these comments legit seen about 10 of these kinds of comment lmao.

Same but I usually don't have anything to say anyway 😔

HA HAAA YOU FOOL

stop with the bot comment pls

SAME

Yes, yes, get your comment straight to the point. Make your comments objective and constructive or else you're gonna get kidnapped by a copy-paste bot for real.

I’ve had a three month break from flamingos videos, I got back on today and I’ve already watched nearly all of his vids

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Fr

Ikr and its annoying

@RLM [High Quality incredible videos] shut up bot

True

@RLM [High Quality incredible videos] shut up

here! oh shi-

Can we appreciat- no.

LMAO

It’s really funny how Albert making a statement on the braindead state of his bot-dominated comment section seems to have given it back the ability to form intelligent comments again

​@Kavetion bot lol, please watch the video

@@YourBoyXcD He's either meaning it or he's joking or something

what

It’s really funny how Albert making a statement on the braindead state of his bot-dominated comment section seems to have given it back the ability to form intelligent comments again'

Agree, hopefully the boys *bots spam this comment 😭

I love red pandas

Deff fake 💀

WHO CARES

Facts

Wikipedia is awesome

P E-

Lmao

@@Bensun323 me with the level 14 skarmy and minion horde in 5000

Hog rider!!

Wth this aint coc boi

Yes it is

@@hawksnestplayz2447 hog rider from CR

HOW ITS NOT FUNNY

bro the cut off 😭

@@Jrg98987 maybe because we dont have the same humour 💀?

@@Jrg98987 no humor?

@@ate_kluwi exactly! 💀💀💀

Same!! It’s funny because I’ve aged with these videos over the years and the jokes are more funny to me anyways

You are on the EDGE

@@bobbypitchford4103 EXACTLY what albert is talking about

arent u a bot?

​@@AdamAnt__ i am not a bot

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN RLM LMFAO 😂😂😂

@@rlmsucksimakebettervideost8129 roux

Don’t reply to the comment above me we just wants attention and that’s what we give him so don’t reply to him

@@rlmsucksimakebettervideost8129 ratio

Speak of the devils

Yesss

are you a bot

@@Instabruh.User.. bot doesn't got content

@@Instabruh.User.. shut up bro

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

@Kavetion OMG TOO TRUE!

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you

@Kavetion mega epic cool 😎

How do you expect them to deal with it? If they delete them, more will come back

@Kavetion bot

LMAHAHAAH

I'm an atheist

who actually read that.

@@therealsuguru me

i think you have the wrong comment section..or maybe app

is this supposed to be a joke?

no

Yes I am gunary

Lets go build a cell to hide you inside

Oh no, it's a bot

Real

🐨Koala lore🐨

Is writing reports on animals what we do now or what?

This right here is strait facts

nerd

As an Australian, this a confirmed Koala Bear fact.