Food Theory: I Salted Popcorn With TEARS... And This Is How It Tasted!
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Have you ever been crying in a movie and wondered if your salty tears could season your popcorn? No, that's just me? Well, fine! I'll answer the question I KNOW you've all been thinking. Can you salt your food with tears and how would that even TASTE? I'm just the Theorist to answer that question! Get ready to cry...
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Writers: Matthew Patrick, Justin Kuiper, and Luke Barats
Editors: Koen Verhagen and Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi
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#Popcorn #Salt #Seasoning #Tears #Food #FoodTheory #MatPat #GameTheory #FilmTheory
@BrainDeadHorror 2 жыл бұрын
Matpat holding Stephanie, his sobbing wife, while staring at the camera and saying "It's gonna be some tasty popcorn" is juxtaposition perfection
@aidenisacutiepatootie 2 жыл бұрын
i like your funny words magic man
@DavensDen 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidenisacutiepatootie why did I read this like jfk
@aidenisacutiepatootie 2 жыл бұрын
@@DavensDen because that’s what i’m referencing ig
@radium6962 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a possible The Office scene.
@rebeldeurbano1166 2 жыл бұрын
I would pay $64
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a good use to people's tears instead of simply letting your pillow absorb it
@beebns 2 жыл бұрын
A breakthrough, I'll have to remember this video during my sleepless nights.
@guyman4155 2 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere
@TheNightsWolfYT 2 жыл бұрын
I HAVE FOUND YOU YET AGAIN MUSTACHE MAN
@petergriffin1914 2 жыл бұрын
4TH
@xdhaha1548 2 жыл бұрын
Mustache man, you are caring. But indirectly sadistic
@Neptuniii Жыл бұрын
I am very concerned by the fact that Mat and Steph didn’t think at any point in the video about laughing to tears but were just like “welp more pain ahead!”
@menoobslayer 9 ай бұрын
Most people don't cry when they laugh, no matter how hard.
@Fennily 9 ай бұрын
@@menoobslayer😂 I do
@AstridNyx 9 ай бұрын
Also sometimes it hard to find something funny enough that it makes you cry
@Blueborne-music 6 ай бұрын
It would’ve worked for me. I regularly laugh to the point of tears. Might just be a me thing 💀
@Man-ej6uv 2 ай бұрын
i cry so much when i laugh, they should've called me
@user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 ай бұрын
Of all of the episodes to recommend after Matpat leaving, this is the one I get.
@Corruption_realYT 4 ай бұрын
Same
@Thecrims0nfuck3r 4 ай бұрын
Same
@JaztyMania 3 ай бұрын
I guess you’re gonna have some tasty popcorn
@AverageAnnusEnthusiast 2 жыл бұрын
Teaching Ollie the periodic table this young is the most game theory thing possible
@spencerannus 2 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori 😔
@theoutsiderjess4869 2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean food theory 😆
@xenon_sword 2 жыл бұрын
Should of getting a gaming periodic table. With game examples of each element
@Crisjola 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that's what my mum and dad did, but they were nerds when they had me in the 90s (literature and engineering respectively). Also, memento mori, friend.
@MercuryA2000 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly. When they said that I wasn't surprised in the slightest.
@Zula_The_Squid 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mat just casually developed an addiction to human salt.
@Estarfigam 2 жыл бұрын
Probably just some of Steph's pheromones...
@avamc4089 2 жыл бұрын
@@Estarfigam BYEEEE LMFAOOOO
@Manza_Ruby 2 жыл бұрын
@@Estarfigam lmmmmaooooooooooo
@spoonyluv19 2 жыл бұрын
Low key I think he would sign up for one of those oroboros steak sets so he could find out what human meat tasted like.
@BJCMXY 2 жыл бұрын
Technically the human brain is wired to be addicted to salt, regardless of the source...and that's actually the same neurological circuit some addictive drugs utilize to trigger addiction, & the biggest problem with those drugs is they bind to the reward centers more strongly than salts do, so it actually will disrupt your ability to consume salt, since the drugs effectively have replaced salt as the thing that is to be "rewarded" for consuming.. As for residual pheromones... that's not possible since the heat used to evaporate the water, would have broken down those compounds, & in effect, rendered them entirely inert.
@_.SpaghettiMuffins._ Жыл бұрын
I’m now curious to see Matpat make salt with bananas and toothpaste.
@anartskii Жыл бұрын
I- what? What does that even come from?
@willlagergaming8089 Жыл бұрын
5:25
@ericjessee Жыл бұрын
Nobody asked, but if he did it would be highly poisonous: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_fluoride
@grn1 Жыл бұрын
@@ericjessee On the way home from work a Sabaton song came on called Attack of the Dead Men. Knowing that Sabaton songs (normally) refer to historical events I got curious and looked it up. The song was about the German attack on a then Russian controlled fortress (this was WWI) where they used a Chlorine and Bromine gas mixture. Chloride molecules are the most common salts particularly Sodium and Potassium Chlorides (I typically use a 50/50 mixture to reduce my sodium intake while boosting my Potassium a bit) but when Chlorine molecules are isolated they become a terrible gas that destroys the lungs and eyes in mere minutes.
@WinterPains 9 ай бұрын
@@grn1Chlorine gas is so deadly because of just how reactive it is. Chlorine is one of the most reactive molecules (as far as I recall)
@mavs304 Жыл бұрын
Steph's realization that what they did was something that Rhett and Link would do is hilarious, I love her
@DommySalami38 2 жыл бұрын
Matt definitely thought about doing this when he was crying in to his pillow at night and his theorist side went, “Wait, how good would my tears taste on Popcorn?”
@evdawg9258 2 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Spydy3000 2 жыл бұрын
Right after something big was added to fnaf lore and it changed the plot
@xFrostBiteMC 2 жыл бұрын
@@Spydy3000 🤣
@abyssbloodgazer6801 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, how did you get 4 bots here?
@cartes_002 2 жыл бұрын
@@abyssbloodgazer6801 pug_master 1234 isn’t a bot
@hurricanechild217 2 жыл бұрын
There's no true love like collecting your partner's tears while they're crying.
@blurmation6441 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ACEMesaGaming Жыл бұрын
“That’s gonna be some tasty popcorn.”
@WilliamJones-em3vc 11 ай бұрын
beutiful
@Roy-ze8eo 9 ай бұрын
One must reap when the crop is ripe
@pale_blue_ruby 4 ай бұрын
Harry and snape😂
@sleeparalysisdemon1164 10 ай бұрын
As someone who cries emotional stress tears at least 3 times a day that lasts for at least an hour, I see this as an absolute win
@Justachamp772 2 ай бұрын
Jesus
@lauraraynelove 29 күн бұрын
Same
@Spongegamingyt. Жыл бұрын
Steff: *crying* Mat: “this gonna be some tasty popcorn.”
@BoSaGuy 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like this channel is just matpat’s weekly therapy session.
@ppphhhoooeee 2 жыл бұрын
yea xD
@samuraiboi2735 2 жыл бұрын
My daily therapy session with matpatas my psychiatrist.
@detailedanimation 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO literally
@kingofswords8254 2 жыл бұрын
you pretty much summed it up
@TheMunchkin 2 жыл бұрын
Food therapy 🙃
@languageresources2314 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat and Steph collecting each other's tears delicately with a pipette is about the most romantic and hilariously sweet moment until I remembered they were about to boil them and add them to popcorn. Then I just went all the way to eeeeewwwwww. Still watched the whole thing cuz I'm a broken person, lol.
@dave-69 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! Same 😅
@mattemathias3242 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's not gross to boil it, you know that all liquids will fly away, and bacteria will burn to death pretty fast. You might also think about salt is very anti-bacterial on it's own, because it's super dry, and bacteria needs water, which we boiled away.... this is pretty safe scientifically, which makes me not think it's that gross.
@mr.bushranger436 2 жыл бұрын
420 likes 😳
@treehugger0241 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattemathias3242 You're right from a scientific stand point, but there's always gonna be a bit of inherent "Do not want" when it comes to bodily fluids just on instinct.
@sheriffbutterball7824 2 жыл бұрын
relationship goals lmao
@niallshor3n938 Жыл бұрын
MatPat licking Steph’s cheek with no hesitation has made my day
@grayish. Жыл бұрын
I am always wishing for Stephanie to talk more, and just be more part of it, rather than just staying in the sidelines because she’s always viewed as a side character and she really is icing on the cake when she does get featured in videos.
@UnfazedPhoenix 11 ай бұрын
She isn't viewed as a "side character ". Have you even watched GT live? Besided even that, she's an integral part of everything surrounding the multiple channels . Maybe you perceive her that way, but that's not the reality of it.
@Psilomuscimol 6 ай бұрын
It's more like she's a pie and he's the filling. They compliment each other so well.
@jemeljordan-butler4510 2 жыл бұрын
They got their 3 year old a periodic table. The most “Mat & Steph” thing possible. LoL
@woshyyyyyyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, rip oliver or congratulations for him since he's going to be wayy ahead in his science and math class xD
@ghty1293 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you will be a primary subject for bullying
@nevaeh9125 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine MatPat will frantically wake up Oliver one night when he's older and yell random questions about the Periodic Table at him
@ghty1293 2 жыл бұрын
Oliver: *peacefully sleeping* Matpat: Oliver…. Oliver! Oliver: wha- Matpat: oh good your up now WHATS THE SEVENTH ELEMENT EVER ADDED TO THE PERIODIC TABLE
@kaielmacmillan9258 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghty1293 well Nitrogen is the seventh element, but not the seventh discovered. Idk what the answer to that is
@Dacring 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Steph's tears were immediately dispersing across her cheeks may have been caused by her foundation. If her foundation is hydrophilic, then the tears would not bead up compared to MatPat's skin which is naturally hydrophobic. It honestly would be really interesting to have Steph use foundation on one side of her face only and then test to see if her tears bead up on the side without foundation. You also probably had more salt present in your tears than you thought too. As mentioned, our tears have mucus present in them, and mucus contains salts (~1%) to prevent aggregation from occurring so that should be taken into account as well when calculating the total salt concentration in tears.
@riduanaqil1452 2 жыл бұрын
I hope they see this
@detailedanimation 2 жыл бұрын
@@riduanaqil1452 me too
@littlemengaming1357 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t in science class but okay
@YurieSnowie 2 жыл бұрын
smart man talk, not gonna complain, this is pretty cool
@nahumgarcia1322 2 жыл бұрын
Uhhh thanks I will not remember but good to know for this minute
@parvitz 2 ай бұрын
"Here's your first periodic table, three year old!" Phrases that will go down in history
@stickmaniac672 Жыл бұрын
Based on this episode I could salt an entire bowl of popcorn in a month from my passive self loathing.
@deadgirlwalking030 8 ай бұрын
me too! 🤠
@mbanerjee5889 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Ollie just walking in and finding his parents collecting each other's tears.
@insertnameornoun6637 2 жыл бұрын
S c i e n c e
@Craftymom1o19 2 жыл бұрын
@@insertnameornoun6637 I can see them exclaiming that to him as a reason; and never forgetting it.
@Cchase 2 жыл бұрын
“Is this a wired new fetish or something”
@picklerickjames2424 2 жыл бұрын
And eating, btw.
@sarahmurphy1948 2 жыл бұрын
D
@mirekgraham1579 2 жыл бұрын
steph: "we're not disgusting people" Mathew's brain "why don't we cook our armpit sweat"
@thoughtsofadame1952 2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a joke
@Hjovn 2 жыл бұрын
pretty groce. good they not using urine, yet.
@d00mzDai 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hjovn urine is only biochemical in excess of requirement. That's why, while not pleasant, it is safe to drink for a couple cycles.
@marznotmars922 5 ай бұрын
9:42 I can’t be the only who laugh at the way it went from Matpat comforting Steph and collecting his tears to him saying this gonna be some tasty popcorn
@xxfroggieloverxx3808 4 ай бұрын
"I would be depressed" "Well, sure, but you'd have salty popcorn!" Ngl, I kinda wanna force myself to have a panic attack now to salt popcorn...
@xxfroggieloverxx3808 4 ай бұрын
@@Jax_Afton11 😎*Phonk music plays*
@DanDaMonkeyMan 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i forget that Steph is a ~*Woman in STEM*~ and MatPat is just a theater nerd haha
@jffrysith4365 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they both went to uni, that's where they met... why is being a Woman important? or did I miss something from the video that referenced this as a joke?
@eliserss9179 2 жыл бұрын
@@jffrysith4365 it's because women are really under-represented in STEM, so women in STEM are highly praised
@demonica180 2 жыл бұрын
@@jffrysith4365 He is referring to Steph is the one that can back the science. She is the one that point all the data points together and many assume it is Mostly MatPat doing all the data entry, deduction, script writing and recording.
@jffrysith4365 2 жыл бұрын
@@demonica180 but that's not true, they both went to uni and probably learnt how to do data entry... I think it's denouncing his abilities too much to says he's only a theater nerd when both of them are equally qualified. Though, I guess I'm not personally involved, so I don't really know. But I do know they met in uni, so they probably did similar courses.
@jffrysith4365 2 жыл бұрын
@@eliserss9179 That's not the problem though, because rarity doesn't define the value of the person. Even if there were less woman in stem than men in stem (which there aren't) the rarity would not cause Steph to be more important towards Food Theory than MatPat. So it is absurd. After having watched the video, I believe it is to do with the moment when MatPat was talking about chemistry, where he asked for Steph's help. I believe this implies that Steph is a Chemistry major whereas MatPat is a different major. This would be a reasonably analysis, and for a person who doesn't realise that they both went to uni, this comment would be reasonable. (without the frills because People in stem are important, gender has no play here.)
@sonofgaming1546 2 жыл бұрын
Steph: We are not disgusting people! MatPat: I want to soak popcorn in sweat and eat it.
@veronikahreskova2963 2 жыл бұрын
correction, Matpat wants to boil sweat to get salt to salt his popcorn
@ruolbu 2 жыл бұрын
xD the way you wrote it, GOD they need to make a Death Note reference in that episode :D
@jjslide1 2 жыл бұрын
This is a top tier comment!
@bijixdpxd1941 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the theory that there doing is dumb like just the idea like this theory not really that interesting tbh
@lianaverwood9810 2 жыл бұрын
Technically Steph is telling the Truth. The word 'we' is key here - she's _reluctant_ at worst towards doing these things, out of commitment.
@VFM_of Жыл бұрын
I think I would pay... ALL MY MONEY JUST FOR THESE TWO TEARS
@Bigslick60 4 ай бұрын
That popcorn extra salty after watching the goodbye video
@valor5138 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll be depressed." "..But you'll have salty popcorn." how can you be depressed with salty popcorn? I like Mat's thinking here.
@domidagamer8214 2 жыл бұрын
Yes jest make the popcorn wet
@iris0231 2 жыл бұрын
Get depressed > cry > salt popcorn > no more depress > run out of popcorn >get depressed > cry > salt popcorn
@RAM-op4jt 2 жыл бұрын
@@domidagamer8214 did you even watch the video-
@domidagamer8214 2 жыл бұрын
@@RAM-op4jt no
@RAM-op4jt 2 жыл бұрын
@@domidagamer8214 you can boil the tears and then when the water evaporates you can scrape salt off the pan !
@dublinmydog8521 2 жыл бұрын
The way Mat immediately licks Steph’s cheek without hesitation is cute and hilarious 😂
@QuietChaos1996 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. It was super duper cute to me.
@katuni08 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Easily the best part!
@Lumberjack_king 2 жыл бұрын
Lol well they are married
@Cristian_D63 2 жыл бұрын
Mat has licked more unsanitary parts of Steph's body to be honest
@Lumberjack_king 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cristian_D63 hey that stays in there bedroom and its there personal life so lets stay out of that
@annah7793 Жыл бұрын
🤣 the image of mat comforting steph while catching his tears is absolutely hilarious
@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын
Love seeing Ollie's art on the fridge so much. Your channel is more educational than most schools, dude. I'm not even being sarcastic, your teaching sticks and makes me want to learn. 2:02 That is adorable! He is being raised right!!!!!!! 4:50 I love hw he is holding her while collecting them. Just cute. 9:24
@literallydiamondcat 2 жыл бұрын
17:48 Mat: We can have a sad movie marathon! Steph: No, you don't understand I will be depressed Mat: But we'll have salty popcorn *Ah, yes, the antidepressant*
@catborgir8763 Жыл бұрын
😢
@jellypongo Жыл бұрын
@@catborgir8763 *tears :D*
@DragonBorn271 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@FuntimeFreddy-foxy-marionette 6 ай бұрын
You needed to watch gravity falls comics they are really sad😢😢
@Psilomuscimol 6 ай бұрын
The best natural antidepressants(they do other things) I've tried are yerba mate and then kratom. Kratom is addictive though. Yerba mate has caffeine and other goodies, but also tastes bitter which you have to get used to.
@mariahmcdonald9167 2 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for a possible future Food Theory: Earlier today I was eating Ruffles. I happened to glance at the back of the bag and I saw the exact words, "Because when you have ridges, the crunches are crunchier and the dipping strength multiplies," so I think it would be cool if you compared different types of chips types/brands' taste/crunchiness/dipping strength, etc.
@avrilmadams1950 2 жыл бұрын
actually please. I would love this.
@tanmoy.mazumder 2 жыл бұрын
get this comment up there
@GeeklingNo1 2 жыл бұрын
They could use a decibel reader to determine which one has the better snap
@javiermoreno5898 2 жыл бұрын
Please more people like this comment
@jjslide1 2 жыл бұрын
That would be a great theory
@ultrachoccymilk5641 4 ай бұрын
This is all of us rn
@redgamezandcodez 10 ай бұрын
These channels are just one of the most educational but still so fun. How do you do it. Keep the good work up
@lialouie1748 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Stephanie was like "haha lick my cheek to see if it tastes the same" and Mat was like "eah sure that's a great idea honey :D"
@kaisermaximal8123 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they were making a Jojo reference
@josephinesevegney6221 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaisermaximal8123 can he taste the sadness?
@pedroxqui 2 жыл бұрын
well, if you're not willing to lick your wife's cheek at any random time, then why have a wife in the first place
@bluelfsuma 2 жыл бұрын
I love the immediate realization of just how gross this is, by realizing that this is something Rhett and Link would do.
@shego1142 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair it’s a good measure to go by (Still have trouble watching the cow bile cheesecake episode)
@lokthuum 2 жыл бұрын
oh now i need a theory/gmm crossover
@bluelfsuma 2 жыл бұрын
@@lokthuum If I remember correctly, they're gonna be part of the charity livestream. Actually, now that I say it, I'm not so sure...
@bismofunyuns726 2 жыл бұрын
I love your profile picture
@tsune3878 2 жыл бұрын
@@lokthuum I’m sure there’s already been one albeit it was a while ago
@yellow_sweaters 3 ай бұрын
Nah, cause y’all could’ve collected my tears after watching you two sit on the couch crying into each other’s arms, thinking of days past and yet to come, as the world keeps spinning, but the two of you can only care about one another and the perfect life you can live together with each other forever.
@lolak4266 Жыл бұрын
*Some random kid crying* Matpat: keep it comin
@rayradiant1828 2 жыл бұрын
Normally when I see people cry, I begin to cry as well or get close to it. But seeing Steph and Matt force the tears with movies made me burst into laughter
@pvic6959 2 жыл бұрын
they should have tried to laugh real hard. tears of laughter are probably easier to come by LOL
@BoSaGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@pvic6959 not really
@pvic6959 2 жыл бұрын
@@BoSaGuy we've seen mat get projectile tears during gtlive before lol. laughter would work for suree
@thischannelisforcommenting4700 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@micahbirdlover8152 Жыл бұрын
noo😡 funny 🤭😀
@lenardz 2 жыл бұрын
Mythbusters may no longer exist, but the Theory series have done an absolutely spectacular job of filling that gap and modernizing everything for a new audience. Fantastic job Team Theory.
@cheerfulsatanist 2 жыл бұрын
Blow down toward the cutting board, it will help keep the irritant away from your eye.
@itz_just_donavan9932 4 ай бұрын
Gonna need this video to work out after the announcement that mat is retiring...
@CPRT42 2 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd be so entertained watching Mat burst into tears.
@coyotetail 2 ай бұрын
real
@overlandparkantiochvaporma1917 2 жыл бұрын
"bottled youtuber tears" sounds like a modern day potion ingredient
@noah2698 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@seasonsarecool 2 жыл бұрын
or something that people would pay a weird amount of money for
@janlohndorf9665 2 жыл бұрын
How to make the potion of attractiveness: 1/4 of a money tree leaf 5 grams of protein powder Whole bottle of KZfaqr tears Five drops of vanilla extract (for the smell) Half a bottle of your father's cologne Teaspoon of juice from the Legendary Meme Citrus The Twitter account of a virgin
@alexcampbell5375 2 жыл бұрын
How to help MatPat cry: "Youre taste in jackets is only ok"
@jkenzienye3732 2 жыл бұрын
woah woah woah. we just want to make him cry, we don't want to break him
@kkll1992 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that is too far!!!!
@MorganEdgy 2 жыл бұрын
"Youre" ?
@patsumii_843 2 жыл бұрын
@@MorganEdgy Too add to the pain.
@MrPezza 2 жыл бұрын
Ay yo, Matpat! Michael Jackson from the Thriller music video called, he wants his jacket back!
@KittyKitty7238 11 ай бұрын
JUST EXCEPT THAT SANS ISN’T NESS MATPAT!!! 14:15 No hesitation from MatPat!!!😂🤣😭💀✨
@emilyrothman5869 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she asked him to lick her face and him doing that without even a second thought really is a testament to how great and weird their marriage is Also a food theory idea. Because emotional tears specifically have some stress hormones, could you become uncontrollably stressed from drinking too many tears?
@renee7429 2 жыл бұрын
DUDE TIMESTAMP PLEASE
@ibra673 Жыл бұрын
@@renee7429 14:10
@RewindOGTeeHee Жыл бұрын
You'd probably have to drink a fuckton of tears for that to work.
@arcticemberstone7607 Жыл бұрын
now thats not food theory anymore
@yotuba9493 Жыл бұрын
@@arcticemberstone7607 why not?
@Tuncud_Raruci 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Ollie was his own periodic table makes me think he’s eventually gonna take over the channel
@dragon9261 2 жыл бұрын
"What did your parents leave you?" "Three nerd channels"
@gabef.218 2 жыл бұрын
It's like monarchy, but instead of ruling an entire nation, it's controlling 3 internet entertainment distribution platforms, and instead of a position of high respect and power, it's where you are bullied every other video
@jackleinad1890 2 жыл бұрын
Thats gonna be a sad day when ollie takes up his fathers mantle
@Tuncud_Raruci 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabef.218 I can picture every generation down the line has to make a new channel with and interesting theme and have to cut one of their current channels
@nathan-_-129 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@TheKoolGuy_5614 2 ай бұрын
This would have been much easier if it was his final theory. 07 we love you MatPat
@Usedemail31 3 ай бұрын
This hits differently after he cries in his goodbye video
@thee_kiwi9916 2 жыл бұрын
Matt simultaneously comforting Stephanie while at the same time trying to collect her tears
@benedict0902 2 жыл бұрын
how th were the first two replies bots?
@camronphillips6669 2 жыл бұрын
What even? What are the first 2 comments. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
@Finalizor 2 жыл бұрын
@@camronphillips6669 this is youtube sadly
@fleuttre4510 2 жыл бұрын
Trey love 😭🥰
@maxwellwhy3455 2 жыл бұрын
They said “we aren’t disgusting people” then proceeded to eat their own tears lmao, my favorite food theories are the obscure ones like this. Can’t wait for part 2
@someblaqguy 2 жыл бұрын
Less theory and more like dares.
@Hiya1212 2 жыл бұрын
I love “eating” my tears I thought it was normal?
@tourmelion9221 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hiya1212 me too I drink em From my face While I'm crying Cause where else do you put them
@breawen 2 жыл бұрын
@@tourmelion9221 my first thought is "that's disgusting" but now that i think about it, I actually do lick my tears when it's close enough to my mouth
@Narra0002 2 жыл бұрын
I agree that I love these episodes, but I don’t want a part 2 to this 😂
@user-nf1nm8vt3p 7 ай бұрын
This episode made me cry 😢 it made me think about my great grandma she loved Pixar
@SatireFairy Жыл бұрын
Imagine their child having to explain to his friends that his dad is matpat.
@mysterious_jams3651 2 жыл бұрын
I started crying when Steph was sobbing at the movie and MatPat was holding her and comforting her while he collected his own tears. It was so cute I started crying!
@Aryan-ck9lv 2 жыл бұрын
it's gonna be some tasty popcorn!
@hamburger_eatspie 2 жыл бұрын
"It's gonna be some tasty popcorn" - Matpat
@abisinia125 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ihaveanamexd4466 2 жыл бұрын
Adorable
@badoomching Жыл бұрын
SAAAMEEEE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS IM CRYING SM
@TheGeth18 2 жыл бұрын
I was so excited when Matt and Steph started talking about why onions make you cry, but I want to see a full food theory on how to stop yourself from crying while chopping onions.
@plumtucker9514 2 жыл бұрын
you need to stop the onion irritant for getting to your eyes, some methods I'v seen are wrapping plastic wrap over your eyes/wearing swimming goggles, placing a wet rag by the cutting board(was a wive's tale about the rag attracting the irritants first vs. your eyes) keeping the onion room temp before chopping. keeping the onion cold before chopping...
@Simplisti. 2 жыл бұрын
@@plumtucker9514 no, you inhale the stuff released from onions and it makes you cry. plug your nose with tissues or something
@deadlymelody27 2 жыл бұрын
Contact lenses stop it. I forgot this when i was wearing glasses instead and ended up a mess
@nilan3294 2 жыл бұрын
Professional chefs don't cry while chopping onions simply because their knives are so sharp they don't rupture many cell walls and thus the onions don't release as much compound chemicals (putting on swimming goggles would work too).
@BeastNation-pr6pt 2 жыл бұрын
glasses, goggles, or any type of eye covering works
@Sachman_7005 2 ай бұрын
After Matpat retiring I can probably make a bowl of popcorn fully salted..
@chrisfoley1961 Жыл бұрын
I shouldn't get so much joy from watching Steph and Mat cry, but i do and it doesn't bother me
@alexxander966 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a sympathetic crier, seeing someone else cry will almost always make me cry. I didn't exactly remember that, now I've got tears in my eyes. Well this was fun
@bloopbloop9687 2 жыл бұрын
Do you have some popcorn too?
@d00mzDai 2 жыл бұрын
Put episode on replay and collect tears
@moonwalkerangel7008 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps you are a natural empath.
@chloes5597 2 жыл бұрын
“this is something Rhett and Link would do” “Oh no” Steph is scared about how far she’s down the yt rabbit hole now
@micahwright5901 2 жыл бұрын
Rhett and Link are literally the tip of the KZfaq iceberg, my dude. They’re entry level at their absolute most obscure.
@omegahunter9 Жыл бұрын
Next time make sure you dissolve the secretions in a larger volume of distilled water, filter it to remove anything which isn't dissolved, then boil it to extract the salts.
@Psilomuscimol 6 ай бұрын
But we want the flavor from the particulate.
@user-wt8xz8dq6x 2 ай бұрын
I mean you could've just hired me, I cry myself to sleep every night
@NaudVanDalen 2 жыл бұрын
Matt goes to a funeral. Says "That's gonna be some tasty popcorn." Then collects everyone's tears.
@ornirimichomosexual9083 2 жыл бұрын
IM SOBBING
@nonexistant8557 2 жыл бұрын
@@ornirimichomosexual9083 gonna be some tasty popcorn
@hero3104 2 жыл бұрын
@@ornirimichomosexual9083 I'm gonna eat that
@Axyierl 2 жыл бұрын
@@ornirimichomosexual9083 yummy
@AndyMandyBandy 2 жыл бұрын
This is cursed and I love it.
@diddyjohn6872 2 жыл бұрын
This channel has taught me that there’s nothing MatPat won’t do for a theory
@littlecassidy65 2 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely correct my fellow theorist!
@yancylake2019 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute proof 18:07
@jigglyjellyjaspy2728 2 жыл бұрын
Haha Correct
@fanasful 2 жыл бұрын
Not true because they probably have a bunch of ideas for theories that are hard to monetize and therefore not worth it.
@nonexistant8557 2 жыл бұрын
hed even watch up 50 times for a whole bottle of tears
@aloracarner8948 2 ай бұрын
9:31 im so sorry but matpat comforting steph and then collecting his own tears silently is HILARIOUS?!?!😭😂👋🏻
@Grace-ol2id Жыл бұрын
Is there a difference between sadness tears salt and happy tears salt? Do tears from different emotions have different flavors?
@terrifiedpistachio Жыл бұрын
No
@nikkiofthevalley Жыл бұрын
No, although they do have slightly different compositions. And I really do mean slightly, you would not be able to taste the difference over the salt.
@MagiaGirl 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: During the Victorian era people would sometimes buy crystal vials before attending a funeral and then cry into the vial. They would seal it and keep the tears to remember the tears shed for that person.
@twistedtaco5254 2 жыл бұрын
Wow!! Thats such an interesting fact! :0 How did you find out?
@aselagiganage4314 2 жыл бұрын
Bots.
@imliterallysotired3169 2 жыл бұрын
I need to start doing this at funerals. That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard.
@kyle_ken_the_kitty 2 жыл бұрын
It's not for tears, it's for purfume.
@MagiaGirl 2 жыл бұрын
@@twistedtaco5254 I used to do reenactments where I worked in the funeral parlor! One of the objects we "sold" were tear vials!
@atanarix5346 2 жыл бұрын
Episodes like this and the tree eating deserve their own label. A certified MatPat bruh moment label.
@shazfarman359 2 жыл бұрын
Certified theory classic
@baconsarny-geddon8298 2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see "Food Theory: Does Jenkem really work?" Until I see that, Mattpat's playing it safe and taking the easy options, in my book...
@yourmomonastick 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat Brunch
@Aqua-ff6yj 9 ай бұрын
This relationship is precious
@dfgh120 Жыл бұрын
This is how food theory has turned out to be, salting popcorn with tears. That's the new way of ruining you childhood
@mlggamer5296 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how matpat is trying to convince her to do more. Can you run out of tears? There's an experiment right there
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, you can Your body produces a certain amount of tears at a time, it's very hard to do Like when you're having the flu and all your sticky mucus slowly turn into liquid mucus. If you cry too much there won't be any tears left to spare
@camillahearsch4807 2 жыл бұрын
You can run out of spit
@camillahearsch4807 2 жыл бұрын
@@X-SPONGED thats why they tell you to stay hydrated when youre sweating alot, to help counterbalance the loss of fluids
@idkbcidk8228 2 жыл бұрын
That’s like asking can you run out of sweat or water and that’s called dying
@Rio4001 2 жыл бұрын
From personal experience, yea, and you’ll probably fall asleep in a soggy pillow as well. Tbh it wasn’t a very scientific experiment but y’know.
@lolxd-lk3ct 2 жыл бұрын
like my grandfather used to say: "You can't call it love unless you can collect tears of the other while watching a movie." he was such a wise man
@somethingdumb3928 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@GrumpyIan 2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather was a wise man as well. I'll never forget his last words "Stop shaking the ladder you idiot."
@jajathenewking6131 2 жыл бұрын
What a wise man.
@pandagames1107 Жыл бұрын
two grown adults crying for the video, what legends
@TheTraskman 11 ай бұрын
Imagine Ollie walked in on them doing the emotional part
@jeo1812 2 жыл бұрын
"This is so something Rhett and Link would do... Oh no" I love the delivery of that sentence Now Josh from Mythical Kitchen is gonna be buying tears in bulk
@Dead_Gamer666 2 жыл бұрын
I think nilered/blue should try this out.
@TheSpaceboy33 2 жыл бұрын
Josh is gonna be making a sweatshop of mythical employees but with tears. A Tearshop. Gonna have the opening scene to Up going constantly with collection devices.
@lordchaos3090 2 жыл бұрын
@@beatrix4306 NO *JUST NO!* *JUST OUT RIGHT NO!*
@moonlightshadowpony 2 жыл бұрын
I think harvesting sweat for popcorn would be incredibly gross, but there are ways to make it slightly less gross. 1: I would recommend showering before exercising, to ensure you don't have any deodorant or makeup on your skin. 2: once you get your collected liquid I would suggest leaving it in a sealed container and letting it sit for a few days, preferably in a cold place to reduce the growth of bacteria. This step will help the skin cells separate out, giving your final product a lot less cloud. and then 3 I would suggest using a pipette to extract the liquid from the area between the skin cells at the bottom and the area at top to help reduce the amount of body oils/fats you'll be collecting. after this you should have mostly salt, water, and bacteria, which you can boil away into a bunch of salt and dead bacteria.
@ahumanbeing4384 2 жыл бұрын
@Dante Wolf u do realize sweat has urea in it small percentage but still do
@user-lv2yo5vh4c 2 жыл бұрын
Sweat? Yes!
@camillahearsch4807 2 жыл бұрын
Someone take this man's internet
@Ilikebread879 2 жыл бұрын
Still gross, but weirdly interesting.
@Werewolf914 2 жыл бұрын
Wow you put a lot of thought into this almost like you've done it before... 😐... you have haven't you?
@S0ggyW3tW4t4r 3 ай бұрын
We'll all be doing the same when you retire Matpat :(
@KittyMurp 7 ай бұрын
Gosh Darnit watching you guys cry made me cry!!!
@Pegasix21 2 жыл бұрын
"We're here! Emotionally drained but ready to eat!" Just sounds like a regular friday night after a full week of work lol
@kinyutaka 2 жыл бұрын
"We aren't disgusting people." "Now watch us eat the residue of our evaporated tears."
@kinyutaka 2 жыл бұрын
And then rate the flavor like a cannibal sommelier.
@wheleck 11 ай бұрын
9:36 this scene was made hilarious with the collecting tears and the its gonna be some tasty popcorn
@Dusty_ART_ 11 ай бұрын
If I was at gunpoint being forced to do this challenge I’ll be dead
@PeachyCheeks16 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love it if Steph taught me chemistry. My high school class didn’t teach me very well, I always wanted to learn the subject, but the way my class was split up, I learned barely anything!! Her explaining what salt was, was INTERESTING to me!!!
@AkumaDayo 2 жыл бұрын
I basically had to teach myself chemistry, I was in an online schooling program so the only contact I had with my "teachers" was when they graded my work, and maybe a few back and forth emails here and there when I had issues Wasn't fun lol, my favorite part of science was the hands on experimenting, which you couldn't get with online classes Kinda sad actually.. That was the only class that kinda sucked online tho, but only because I couldn't do the experiments myself and the stuff was hard to understand by yourself haha Had Steph taught me, I would've had a lot more fun :D
@PeachyCheeks16 2 жыл бұрын
@@AkumaDayo That sounds tough!! Sorry you had to go through that :/ In my situation, we were supposed to have one science class every day, and then a second “lab” class every other day. For some reason, the teacher I had for my lab class was different than my actual chemistry teacher. Both of them taught in different ways, which were both unhelpful for me personally, but on top of that it always felt like they were teaching two different subjects despite both of them being chemistry. Neither of them were ever on the same page. It made it so much harder. Very different from yours but equally frustrating :( Glad we can agree Steph would make a great chemistry teacher!!!!
@AkumaDayo 2 жыл бұрын
@@PeachyCheeks16 luckily I'm pretty intelligent, so it wasn't as rough as it could've been But yeah, hated doing online chemistry cuz it was so much tougher than the the other online classes I was taking Had to take breaks between lessons cuz it was so draining,, My favorite online classes tho we're the music classes I took as electives, they were very fun and I learned a bit about composing music a bit! I've been wanting to get into composing music ever since but I think I'll need more lessons haha
@SeraliaAerials 2 жыл бұрын
4th channel: Steph teaches Science Theory
@AkumaDayo 2 жыл бұрын
@@SeraliaAerials ngl, I already follow a few science channels already, I'd be so down for an entire channel just for Science Steph
@thepeternetwork 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat: "I'm ready to cry any day." Me: "You've just described my life."
@the-anhpham3364 2 жыл бұрын
@@thechristiangamer7311 I still have no self-worth
@the-anhpham3364 2 жыл бұрын
@@thechristiangamer7311 how tf am i supposed to msg u?
@lukasthompson9160 11 ай бұрын
Matpat then: perfectly fine with makeup and saying it’s nontoxic A few months ago Matpat: Style Theory: Makeup is toxic
@brookebowers5232 Жыл бұрын
The pic of Ollie’s drawing on the fridge is just so cue 0:36
@cierraslowsdown 2 жыл бұрын
I felt so conflicted when he was consoling Steph… while holding his little extractor and glass test tube like… the intimacy of being there for her with the TOTALLY disruptive “for science” moment is both hilarious and jarring for my brain! 😂
@uanbt 2 жыл бұрын
Steph: I will be DEPRESSED if we do that. MatPat: well sure… but you’ll get salty popcorn!
@octocyborg3489 2 жыл бұрын
I read this right as they said that lol
@user-nv2np4uj1r 2 жыл бұрын
That should be on a T-shirt 😉
@pinomarittimo7614 4 ай бұрын
I love this channel, 20 minutes of crying 😂
@shanadavis3001 Жыл бұрын
“I’ll be depressed.” “But you’ll have salty popcorn!”😂😂
@sourdrop 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat: "I used my tears to salt popcorn!" Mason Verger: "Write that down. *WRITE THAT DOWN"*
@lordchaos3090 2 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother: WRITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*
@rainestar82 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, we did it. Oh NO." the realization hitting Stephanie is the best part
@miguelmateus5936 2 жыл бұрын
"You spent so much time wondering if you could, you never stopped to think if you should"
@Gocarts3 2 ай бұрын
"I still have one wish right? I wish for a thousand hankerchiefs so you can wipe your tears away."
@Mr_ZenVload Жыл бұрын
A movie that can bring anyone to tears is a dogs purpose
@lobski9186 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part about this episode is the fact that it teaches the most science that has ever been thaught on this channel. Also, I know that they were giving a basic explanation but for those who don't know, the salts they were talking about are called binary salts, meaning that they're made from ions and only need those two molecules. If you were to really define a salt, it would just be a metal combined with a the backend of an acid.
@ewoodley82 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, just a quick google search shows that's just *one* type of salt, simply because the non-metallic component doesn't always need to be an acid to form the salt, I.E. calcium and chlorine
@retardosphere 2 жыл бұрын
MatPat, this theory had me thinking, what are the exact chances of a bag of microwave popcorn popping to the tune of the Indiana Jones theme?
@gabef.218 2 жыл бұрын
At least 1/2
@mattbly5247 2 жыл бұрын
@@gabef.218 Either it will happen, or it won't
@thatonechannel465 2 жыл бұрын
you could hypothetically do it by controlling how hot or cold the kernels are and putting them in an equal environment so the colder ones pop latter
@filipman 2 жыл бұрын
@J i m i e Claw________💋 cool bot
@summerpuljan3799 2 жыл бұрын
@J i m i e Claw________💋 hum interesting
@arandominternetcreature69 3 ай бұрын
this is me eating the tears i cried when matpat told us hes leaving
@NekoEcho13 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Food Theory's theme has become "weird internet things we do as actual experiments"; and not just for one video, but for multiple. 😂
@fumo6783 2 жыл бұрын
The more I watch food theory the more things get weirder 😂
@Navoii. 2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar why
@Navoii. 2 жыл бұрын
@@fisusolina7315 no
@Navoii. 2 жыл бұрын
@Elsa ♪ why
@softheat2402 2 жыл бұрын
@@Navoii. Just report them.
@Cptwinter 2 жыл бұрын
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