Santi finally making his first insane theory

I'm just trying to imagine MatPat, chilling in his home enjoying his "retirement", then suddenly Santi busts in with a crew of people and just randomly starts constructing a 7-11 in his basement

"3-armed Santi isn't real. 3-armed Santi can't hurt you." 3-armed Santi: 3:14

Bro has started putting himself in the thumbnail 🔥🗣

I love that the thumbnail making fun of those clickbate for kids of building things in a secret house

6:38 Mat’s Diet Coke addiction Always Comes Back! It’s the Remnant of the channels 😂💜🏆

Imagine robbing a house like in this video and successfully get out of there without the owner's consent. It's like, a DOUBLE JACKPOT.

I wasn't sure whether I'd stick around for any of the Theorist channels without MatPat, but Santi and Amy are KILLING it! 10/10 will tune in every time for them 💖

imagine your boss having a basement that is 8x bigger thn your entire apartment.

The MatPat cameos were a pleasant surprise. ☺

There's a few other requirements Santi forgot here. Pretty much all 7-11s sell at least beer, so, in addition to the food service liscence, you also need a liquor liscence. You also forgot wheelchair accessability.

I'm not quite sure what people of all things would want to put a 7-Eleven in their house like make a secret video game room or like a secret like library why a 7-Eleven?

Honestly expected a full sized 7/11 inside one of yalls house

Originally, "7/11l" referred to the fact it was open from 7 AM to 11 PM, which was to reflect the extended hours of a company originally called "Tote'M Store". Back in 1946, in Texas where the chain started, that was as good as saying you were open 24 hours a day seven days a week, because who would be up after 11 o'clock at night or before 7 o'clock in the morning? I worked in a 7/11 in the mid 1970s while going to college, back when they first switched to a 24 hour shift. Because I've always been a night owl, I worked the graveyard shift.

0:52 “I’m sure this’ll go super well with the wife” Santi has a wife?

Santi got the mrbeast thumbnail face

As someone who has never been to a 7/11 I will most definitely be watching this video (Just report the bots for spam btw)

It never occurred to me that trying to built a 7-Eleven in your own home could bring up so many challenges and legal issues. It truly exemplifies how even the most fun and harmless trends can get complicated.

several MatPat cameos in 1 video? nice

The emergency exits also help for the people in the far back of the store. Too far away from the entrance to escape quickly. And so the heavy flow of people running out the doors is lessened. It's something I learned in my safety classes about why there are exit doors and emergency stair cases. Also, when someone pushes on that door it should send an alert to 911, so help can arrive faster

This new matpat update is a W

I’m a simple person, I see Santi, I click

Yup, I don’t think I’ll ever have a nice sleep after this.

Did Santi just say “irregardless”??? 😱🤯😱🤯😱

Santi, I legit thought you were going to put your own 7-ELEVEN in your own house but you just simply told us what to do, what temps to use, what type of food, etc...I really wanted to see you open up your very own 7-ELEVEN...Santi, you let me 👇 down bro..

"Ferb go get baljeet, i want to start a 7/11, no Ferb its not racist, hes just uh.. smart. Ferb its not that deep, hes just really good at buisness."

Despite initially being convinced that you were actually gonna build a 7-Eleven in your house, personally I’d say that I am very happy with how analytical the video is! Props to Santi, the writers, editors, and everyone who worked on this!! Also I will never unsee the n 😫

I actually grew up in Ohio, where some of the older houses have actual secret rooms due to the state historically being an important part of the Underground Railroad. Secret rooms are certainly cool but not nearly as much as the movies tell you. Less "Batcave" and more "cupboard under the stairs."

I love santi having exclusively impossible birthday wishes

2:52 Thanks a lot Santi, now I am forever haunted.

Thanks for pointing that out, Santi. I will never unsee it.

bro started replacing matpat in the thumbnail

I love that it's just laws that stop this, not practicality.

Man, hats of to the editors. The editing was amazing + the visuals were great :) P.S. Wondering why zoning was not discussed first in the vid (i actually got confused why they were not discussing zoning lol)

In The Philippines, there are convenience stores called sari-sari stores, which operate out of someone's home. If you could run a 7/11 like you do a sari-sari store, maybe it could work.

4:28 “Irregardless” this hurts me.

The Lee cameo was awesome! And also, my ears hurt when you said "IRREGARDLESS"

How is this a trend? It’s absolutely ridiculous. Good vid tho

1:45 Alright, here's where basically came up with my theory for how this is going to go. The answer is "Yes, you can, but there's no reason to do so because the franchise costs alone are designed for people who intend to make money, neverminded the complications if you actually decide to hire an employee. Let's jump to the end and see if I was right.

The fact that at 0:41 they even included the detail of the y on theory being lowercase as in the actual 7/11 logo is INSANE

Man I never realized the n, now I'm never gonna unsee it. Thanks for that! 😡

Mr beast ahh thumbnail

Food Theory Idea!: How to make the best out of cooking the Cicadas emerging in the Midwest.

5:54 "Foods and Slurpees" Next episode: ARE SLURPEES FOOD?

1 like = 2 days of calisthenics

6:38 AHHH WILD MATPAT CAMEO. Already miss the big guy. Mat I need your intoxicatingly unique voice in my life!

7-eleven stores are so rare in the USA. I would love it if something like this was possible in my area. I doubt it will ever happen though.

If I built one in my house, My kids can start earning work experience stocking shelves, Working at cash register, and cleaning 😂

Now I want my own 7-11 room. Mark my words I will make that happen!

next video is called "i build a secret 7-11 in my boss house and hidding it from the "government""

All this video taught me to do is start my own merch line lol

The ghost of matpat, haunting the video, is really funny for me

2:56 There are times where listening to your wife is very important. This…. was not one of those times.

Seeing all of these KZfaqrs doing this, I would say it is possible.

2:40 we actually learned that when we were working on this years spring musical that had passed a month ago. It was for heathers

I'm not hating on the others, but Santi has the best "a ____ theory!" delivery out of the new hosts

1:14 is literally omega mart

I love unhinged Santi 😂

0:31 from age 11 till now he’s still wishing for kamehameha

Ngl I think this is one of my favorites of Santi's so far. Great thumbnail, awesome editing. Overall so much fun to watch! I'm looking forward to more mad-lad content Santi! ☺

7:11 check time bros👇

I’ll just watch one more video the video 2:43

I see the mat in them more and more every theory

Move to Houston. No zoning here.

3:07 What did you do to me Santi why? Why why!!!!!!!! A A,AAAAAAA A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A,A A, A,AA I’ve done this all using the voice recorder thingy, so yes, I have just been saying capital A a bunch of times

HEating "post-pandemic" in 2024 is like having flashbacks of war, like i feel we all moved on

Ohhhh so that's why you have to drive half an hour just to buy some snacks

I desperately miss the longer, more educational food theories

Yup, I don’t think I’ll ever have a nice night of sleep after this.

Santi already got infected with Matpat's Locura

I was wondering something when Matt did the water Siri which one tastes better what if they had someone run a few miles and see if they preferred one over the other

imagine the shock of PTSD on my face when zoning laws and mixed use was mentioned. I just finished the APHUG national test last week, please don’t throw APHUG unit 7 back at me again 😂

At least this channel has still got that food theory magic. Although I find it a little odd that this and it's sister channels never pick out or heart a comment like some of the other channels that I've been on recently though.

Secret Seven Eleven. Better to close shop 👁️👄👁️

6:38 I thought he cant come back michel afton style (Theory)

If there isn’t a drug dealer in the corner, it ain’t a 7-11.

4:28 - "Irregardless" I have said enough, and so has Santi! Thanks for the fun video! Please please pleas dont say "irregardless" again.

Thank goodness. I was dying of boredom before I got this notification.

Can’t believe I never noticed the last letter was lower case 😂

So happy to see cardboard cutout matpat again

Today's Fact: In 2017, a man in Texas successfully delivered his own baby on the side of the highway, with only the help of 911 dispatchers on the phone.

But can u build 911

Thats crazy that Santi just dropped Mats basement alone is 1400sqft 😱 I always forget Mat is a 1% sometimes

I've noticed, when it comes to every theory, whether or not it's food theory. I've noticed, every one of these theories, seemed like the ideas, that the big boss man matpat, is coming up with, and you guys are just following his orders. I would like to see some theories, that Matthew Patrick, wouldn't think of, I'm talking, not even close. This makes me think, he may not be showing his face on his theories anymore, but he's still pulling strings. All of that said, and put aside, I like the Japanese 7-Eleven. Their stores, isn't just snacks and drinks, is everything that you might want and or need. Now, all of that aside, thank you for briefly showing dragon Ball GT, as an example, is because, dragon Ball GT, is one of my favorite anime, in spite of it not being Canon to the dragon Ball mythos.

A like= 1 push-up

It sucks how once mat pat left all the channels fell off and it's sad

6:38 He's back!!!!!!!

Bro I love the 4 successor to Matpat.

No views in 16 seconds, bro fell off

posted 9 seconds ago, no views? really fell off.

Matpat returned for about 5 seconds humanity is saved

My first food theory since matpat

4:28 "Irregardless" isn't a word. You meant to say "regardless" as in "this is without regard to the prior subject" lol

Speaking of gas stations, love the creepypasta tales from the gas station

I miss Matt Pat, but you’re doing a great job keep it up!

7-ELEVEn. Yes, much less aggressive. 🤣

You could apply for a "Planned Unit Development" with your city. These are incredibly flexible zoning plans because they don't fit the mold of normal zones, but they DO have to fit a very specific plan developed with the city. The pros are that you can do crazy things like opening a business out of your home, with the cons being that you can only do exactly what you agreed upon with the city. The city is protected because the plan only applies to the original applicants, so you can't rezone the area in question and then sell it to a business that wasn't approved. Planning Commissions love these sorts of projects because it gives the city more control and less risks than standard zoning standards, but they're also great for communities looking to do something wild. In my city, one of the local private colleges entered into a PUD of mixed use residential, commercial, and recreational areas, open to the public but also housing a couple of student dorms on top of local businesses (literally, one dorm is on top of a Purple Cow diner and a small bank).

I came to this video expecting an easy 7 eleven business theory, and got served stuff about zoning laws and permits That's why I love this channel.

My OCD didnt notice the lowercase n, now i cant unsee it..thx Santi :D

This is something JD from heathers would love,someone call him.