Four Yorkshiremen (subtitled)

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14 жыл бұрын

Monty Python Live Hollywood Bowl

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@SillyUncleAndy 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh, we used to dreeeeam about watching Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl. We used to hear about it from stories passed from our auntie's gran's neighbour, told to us by our dead cat, via the skills of a medium...... IF WE WERE LUCKY!

@ScantSquad Жыл бұрын

We used to wish we had the luxury of an aunty. We were sold to an old alcoholic gypsy when we wert three, used to beat us with cane, collected our tears in old jam jar…and make us boil our shoes for dinner. When i say shoes, it was more like roadkill we found at side of road…and that was furt special birthdays only

@capnmikes 28 күн бұрын

@@ScantSquad Luxury!

@douro20 8 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest pieces of hyperbole ever written for a comedy.

@arthurbishop3173 5 жыл бұрын

This and 'Silly Job Interview' are the 2 funniest sketches I've ever seen/heard by anyone anywhere ('The Pope and Michaelangelo' is a close 3rd). I have a 10 and a 16 year old, and they know them by heart. I've seen both sketches 100s of times, and still lmao every time I see them. The exaggeration(s) are hysterical, and I try to work them into my work days with co-workers and customers whenever possible. It NEVER gets old.

@kaymuldoon3575 4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Bishop I agree, except I would put the Death of Mary Queen of Scots up there with it. Along with the Penguin on the Television sketch that immediately followed. At one time I could quote that entire piece word for word. 😂

@strangelee4400 Жыл бұрын

'Greatest'? Now you're just exaggerating.

@zachboo Жыл бұрын

@@kaymuldoon3575 my favorites are Up Your Pavement and Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. I have a shirt with that on it.

@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 9 ай бұрын

Oneupsmanship 100

@mrloop1530 4 жыл бұрын

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock in the night, half an hour before I went to bed.

@reson8706 3 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part

@JohnSmith-qn3ob Жыл бұрын

"before you went to bed"? You were lucky, you had a bed.

@u.v.s.5583 11 ай бұрын

Luxury! Our dad used to wake us up with a rusty knife straight into our hearts in the middle of our previous working day where we cleaned toilets with our tongues to send us to our next shift of digging tunnels to Mongolia with our bare teeth, and god forbid if we missed a single minute. We had nothing but we had to work at one job to have the money to pay them to allow us to work at the second job.

@styzoom 2 жыл бұрын

I got suspicious near the end.

@EvenTheDogAgrees Жыл бұрын

Nonsense. I've always found you quite suspicious...

@aquamarine99911 6 жыл бұрын

Chapman's "Luxury" is the best. Palin's "Dream of living in a corridor" is the best. But I always preferred Cleese's "Right"

@peterknutsen3070 6 жыл бұрын

Andrew James Cleese?

@aquamarine99911 6 жыл бұрын

In another version of this skit. Not this video.

@magick1969 6 жыл бұрын

I find the ``Paradise'' that the original Marty Feldman retort even better.

@jtb1990419 6 жыл бұрын

Andrew James me too. Eric did alright, but not near as good as Cleese did on the Secret Policeman's Ball version. He made Terry nearly lose it on that one.

@arthurbishop3173 5 жыл бұрын

I prefer Eric Idle in this one. His tone and facial expressions own this one imo.

@Chrisey96. 6 жыл бұрын

Aye, you were lucky. When I were a lad, we have to live with flash games and a landline

@danielallen3454 6 жыл бұрын

Ha! Had your own landline, did ya? We had to go up the road and use the one at the public library!

@Onewhoknowslife90087 6 жыл бұрын

You're lucky. We had to walk all the way to the next town over, and then we had to beg random people to pay to use their internet (at only 50 Kbps) right in their own homes.

@FlockOfHawks 6 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Tourk Luxury ! We had to *invent* the internet :)

@tlatosmd 6 жыл бұрын

And we had to invent *MONEY* to even be able to beg other people to pay the internet for us!

@pssecho 5 жыл бұрын

@@tlatosmd Oh, you lucky bastards! We first had to develop speech and how to connect words in a comprehensible way for people to understand us that we were begging them to pay for the internet!

@robertmcelwaine7024 10 жыл бұрын

Now that's what I call a game of one downmanship! lol

@mrloop1530 3 жыл бұрын

Oh we used to dream of being able to call anything anything

@joshuamarshman101 2 жыл бұрын

@@mrloop1530 Being able to dream? Must have been a luxury!

@serpenthydra 4 жыл бұрын

'Eat a lump of cold poison' Subtitles: Drink a cup of sulphuric acid !!??!!

@EvenTheDogAgrees Жыл бұрын

yeah, the subs suck. Three o' clock in the morning is also subbed as 6am.

@1258-Eckhart 11 ай бұрын

I grew up in Yorkshire in the 1960's - this is fact! The more pain and suffering, the better your life! "Kes" (Ken Loach) is pure realism.

@henrycooper4213 4 ай бұрын

It’s not the joke the joke is how much northerners particularly Yorkshiremen complain and constantly completing who had the worse life, victim mentality before victim mentality era. Living in Sheffield the past 15 years they are all still exactly the same up here. Never stop complaining.

@christophercathcart881 4 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one wanting to hear them practice this before they got it right?

@spankflaps1365 Жыл бұрын

Here’s the original version from 1967: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erphoKqgsaq2kpc.html

@Vaitamanu 9 ай бұрын

@spankflaps1365 Which is better ! This one is good, but "paradise", "you were lucky", "luxury" and "right" are spot on on the first version. But your link is not the best one, since the beginning and the end are missing.

@joshleach4651 3 жыл бұрын

We were evicted from our hole in the ground 😂😂😂

@theodericstrider5780 Жыл бұрын

The sound of a family reunion

@jamesheath7601 5 ай бұрын

“Luxury” 😂 “Paradise” 🤣

@tuxguys Жыл бұрын

When I was a kid, the years didn't even have numbers, we just used to call it "hard times..." We had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 365 days a year, uphill in both directions... When we got home, our father would give us each a quarter if we'd agree to skip dinner (so there'd be more food for him and Mum), and he'd tell us to put it under our pillows so that we wouldn't lose it... Then, when we were asleep, he'd come in and take the quarters back, and the next morning, he'd ask us if we'd lost them... When we couldn't find them, he'd give us a whippin' for losing them, and send us off to school without breakfast to do it all over again... And you try to tell the young people today about it, and they don't believe you!

@sandpiperr Жыл бұрын

How did you know it was 365 days a year if you didn't have numbers?

@tuxguys Жыл бұрын

@@sandpiperr I said "the years didn't even have numbers." We weren't allowed to ask questions like that, we weren't even allowed to ask why the quarters looked just like the nickels...

@jamesderiven1843 Жыл бұрын

@@tuxguys Luxury! Our dad used to send us out at one in the morning to steal copper wire from surrounding homes, melt it down in a homemade crucible we had to build from stones recovered from under the railroad tracks, forge the hot copper into pennies with our bear hands - using our youngest as a rolling pin to get the metal flat enough, with our only sustenance the slag snagged on his nappy - and then our father would take those pennies away right in front of us to teach us a lesson about thrift before we went off to our shift in the mines.

@seanryan3020 Жыл бұрын

You were lucky to only have to go to school! When we finished school for the day, we had to go back up the hill, fighting off the wolves with our bare hands, straight to the mines, where we'd work the night shift, digging coal (also with our bare hands), go back up the hill again, to arrive at home at 6 am just in time to wake us up to go back to school!

@findlesplurb 8 ай бұрын

@@seanryan3020 Ha! We used to DREAM of affording hands! We were so poor we had to roll the coal with our noses into the barrels, after which we'd have to crawl home, through a pit of burning lava, all the way to the other side of the world, to the discarded candy bar wrapper that my family shared with 100 other impoverished families, and we were lucky if our father didn't tie us to a rocket and shoot us directly into the sun before splitting a single stale breadcrumb for our month's supper!

@gorazdandrejc4008 3 жыл бұрын

This is just perfect in every respect.

@thebrazilianatlantis165 8 жыл бұрын

The "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch was written by Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, and Marty Feldman.

@FlockOfHawks 6 жыл бұрын

But if they wouldnt have , Spike Milligan would have :)

@mrloop1530 3 жыл бұрын

Oh we used to dream of having any knowledge of anything

@RebeltubeStation 4 жыл бұрын

Humble Brag: Monthy Python style

@mrloop1530 4 жыл бұрын

OOOHH We used to dreaaam of living in a corridor. It would have been a palace to us.

@Jazztice4me Жыл бұрын

Laughing my head off as if it was the first time... brilliant!!!

@PRR5406 11 ай бұрын

Head! You were lucky to have a head. We had neck cut off at the adam's apple and pour hot grease down our throat!

@bramleydragon 4 жыл бұрын

Just out of curiosity, how many of you in America have heard of Yorkshire? You should come and visit, you will be made most welcome.

@mrloop1530 3 жыл бұрын

Oh we used to dream of being invited to anywhere

@bramleydragon 3 жыл бұрын

@Ahajqjkw Njwkwkwk anw yes it is.

@brianarbenz7206 2 жыл бұрын

I worry these gentlemen's dads will slice me in half with a bread slicer if I come!

@EvenTheDogAgrees Жыл бұрын

Obviously not all at the same time.

@spikejonzelover420 7 ай бұрын

I’ve heard of the pudding

@enkisdaughter4795 6 ай бұрын

The funny thing is that Michael Palin was born in Ranmoor, South Yorkshire. Eric Idle was born in South Shields, then part of County Durham, after his Mum had been evacuated there from the North West, during WWII.

@jamesheath7601 5 ай бұрын

RIP Graham and Terry

@jeffgoodwilling9479 Жыл бұрын

This sketch was soooooo funny, soooooo good, and soooo original.

@thekidfromiowa 9 ай бұрын

Back in my day, we'd have to work overtime at the coal mine to be able to afford to watch comedy.

@dr.badtimes3660 6 жыл бұрын

We used to live in a lake!

@arthurbishop3173 5 жыл бұрын

LOVE that one!!!

@mytube001 11 күн бұрын

The timing and delivery is so much better in this version than in the original with Feldman, Cleese, Brooke-Taylor and Chapman.

@carrottop9477 9 жыл бұрын

Gold. I want to hear more of these goofs.

@pitedapollo6175 3 жыл бұрын

well, most of them are dead

@frosty6960 2 жыл бұрын

@@pitedapollo6175 Like a parrot

@inshirahsheherin1379 Жыл бұрын

@@frosty6960 good one

@Ama-hi5kn Жыл бұрын

I had to get up in the morning at 10 o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed...

@worfoz 11 ай бұрын

You had a bed? Really? Lucky you....

@olafwitte906 3 жыл бұрын

Luxury! Here in Wolfsburg, we´re having the Volkswagen diesel scandal, the former CEO called Martin Winterkorn, who actually ignores and refuses justice, while he´s celebrating his life in pure wealth.

@Chrisey96. 6 жыл бұрын

"Luxury in Sierra Leone we used to dream of having a bath in the kitchen"

@electricchurchmusic4298 9 жыл бұрын

Brilliant !!!

@debb8321 9 жыл бұрын

"...thrash us to sleep..." ?!!! LOL

@migueeeelet 9 жыл бұрын

Deborah Bryant beat 'em

@alluviumboar 6 жыл бұрын

Beaten until you get knocked out.

@mrloop1530 3 жыл бұрын

Oh we used to dream of sleeping

@olafruckelshausen5911 2 ай бұрын

Even in Germany we used to develop humble brag dialogues out of the blue when I was a child. Took me fifty years to discover that original template😃

@rabbieburns2501 3 ай бұрын

Palin under-rated/ under- appreciated. Superb in every Python movie/ sketch

@mrloop1530 3 жыл бұрын

We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank.

@lauratanner8475 Жыл бұрын

That line has always stuck with me!! Along with the getting up an hour before we went to bed 😅 one of my favorites from python bunch

@EpicBlooFox 10 жыл бұрын

***** This is where I get my inspiration.

@shjo5318 Жыл бұрын

The greatest ever

@breasthound 9 ай бұрын

Graham sounds more Welsh.

@tonycavanagh1929 Жыл бұрын

Funny enough, this sounds like every British OAP on social media political debates.

@84com83 28 күн бұрын

The final point: "Young people of today won´t believe you!"

@emelynjudge1011 2 жыл бұрын

Upping each other, lol!

@davidstair9657 2 жыл бұрын

Luxury.

@Tyranaal 12 жыл бұрын

@Sveavivaldi Yes it is, you just have to turn them on.

@dgmr22 6 жыл бұрын

Wow this has like 4 versions, it's all before my time (80s kid) I just watched the original John, Tim, Chapman, Feldman line up, I love all versions except the Atkinson version.

@francisscott2196 9 ай бұрын

Original sketch with original actors (only Graham Chapman is in both) at kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jLF4eb1zurqlZJ8.html. No Yorkshiremen among them! (though Tim Brooke-Taylor, born in Derbyshire, came close). Barry Cryer (Yorkshireman par excellence) appears early on in the sketch as a waiter and no doubt helped with the accents and probably the dialogue as well.

@arsgratia 8 ай бұрын

I would like to see a version of this sketch with the Pepperpots.

Жыл бұрын

The larch

@rabbieburns2501 3 ай бұрын

made a couple of GIFS from this

@ThePheonixon 11 ай бұрын

This is a bit from the goon show, right?

@jon780249 Жыл бұрын

Footage from the Conservative party conference?

@DanFiebiger 4 жыл бұрын

So where's the subtitles? None? Then don't say "Subtitled" in the posting!

@stevesarant3140 3 жыл бұрын

LOLOL!!

@Ria.ray77257 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@thomasraahauge5231 4 жыл бұрын

lôxery!

@AMagrow 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@11004bill Жыл бұрын

Now this is funny, SNL never could do this. Well maybe the 70s SNL could.

@Vorrimade 4 жыл бұрын

I am the 1000th like!

@EvenTheDogAgrees Жыл бұрын

I am the walrus.

@viro_ 4 жыл бұрын

Kto od Arasza?

@capralmarines4043 4 жыл бұрын

ja XD Miał racje skubany, zajebisty skecz.

@n3tl4g 7 жыл бұрын

Funny but too many errors in the subtitles.

@kylestubbs8867 6 жыл бұрын

Lisa Greenstein "Pfft. In my day, we dreamed to have any subtitles at all!"

@FlockOfHawks 6 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Stubbs in my days we dreamed we could dream !

@tlatosmd 6 жыл бұрын

In my days, we dreamed we had any letters at all!

@derekrobbins6735 5 жыл бұрын

@@tlatosmd You were lucky to have "In My Days"!!

@incal2000 Жыл бұрын

Ye skittin'?

@mattcuv773 2 жыл бұрын

I dont get this. Is it because im American?

@doraburany4118 2 жыл бұрын

Yes🙂

@brianarbenz7206 2 жыл бұрын

I'm American and I totally get it. Our parents' generation grew up in the depression, and they had to... you know, lick the road clean and get sliced in half with a bread slicer etc. (Well, not that bad, but when we would complain about difficulties, we'd hear that we should appreciate how much better things were.)

@sandpiperr Жыл бұрын

No. I'm American and I get this.