underrated comment X edit: good to see it's now getting the kudos it deserves!

Michael Whitted Should have been "No no No no no no No no no no No no there's no limit"!

Right?! He's sober....ALWAYS. Speaking drunk language being sober is so so weird

Sir. you made my day

DaTAiM Allegedly.

Maybe Jefferson did some drunk letter writing.

Lol... u can’t make this stuff up... I think he paid people to do things for him all his life...🧐

Lisa W - yup. It's textbook.

Captain Amari - that as well. It's more of a ramble than a rant. Quite sad really.

But can you discuss how Cosby was sent to prison and how Trump is sentenced to a segment of jokes?

Sisonke Dani - indeed. 😕

Huh, who'd thought your last name was also Trump!

you are a idiot. stay off the computer until you are mature enough to view liberal bullcrap.

Hahahahaha

Lol bill is talking to himself in a KZfaq comment

You are "an" idiot. English is your first and only language and you still can get a simple one liner comment right.

Albe Van Hanoy ... I thought Trump was still an infant. Perhaps he matured a few months more than I was aware of.

This! I mean that even supporters don't find his speech patterns and repetitions disturbing after a year of this is.. also disturbing.

I know, right? "I'm couldn't say myself, but I've been told that I'm not involved and I guess I'll just have to take their word for it." Unbelievable that this inept ass-clown is our president.

"Trump-speak" ... It's like Orwell for toddlers.

That´s an incriminent remark if I ever heard one.

My guess is, Michael Cohen told him that...which he immediately debunks by stating Michael Cohen represents him in the Stormy Daniels case.

Maybe he means Putin told him to say he's not involved?

Michele Nakamura they look scared shitless

Bleu Eyze some of the people that voted for him must realize he's batshit crazy and guilty ass hell but just simply don't care

Bleu Eyze

Bleu Eyze Was it fox caught on tape saying they'll tell us literally anything for views? Nothing burgers taste goooooood 😂

I have side by side beginning & end photos. Hilarious. Only The Orange One could cause that in under 30 minutes.

+Koala Bear OR, they realize that he's batshit guilty and crazy as hell and simply don't care. It has to be one of the two, right?

I counted 11 times he said business. LOL

Sounded like Vincent from Bojack Horseman who has a definitely real job at the business factory.

He was slurring again too. Somewhat hard to hear in this short segment. Seth Meyers played some longer sections of this interview and you can definitely tell he's slurring

It seriously reminded me of Vincent from Bojack! 😂😂 Was looking for anyone else who caught it 😂

He was obviously trying to meet the word count on some non-existent essay

American politics has a long history of assassinations. Let's not add to that.

Mike Zimmer lol 🤣 you just help prove the point the initial comment was trying to make.

A Dotard with retarded Trumptards. Fitting.

Lirrulewon No one ever brings up HRC till they do.

Brody Hill Trump literally brought it up in that interview with no prompt...like constantly does.

This statement applies more than ever lol

He sounds so much like Sheldon Cooper.....so self obsessed 😂😂😂

Violent2aShadow Oooooh.. 😁

Spot on! Best comment on the thread!

Holy shit

Violent2aShadow best comment

Or a platinum card XDDD

I .... *can't* remember when all this started to be incredible.

​@@ruialexandre619799

Yes, he would be able to speak in full sentences with proper English. Ikr.

Yeah he would have said just what you wanted to hear and have no real content. Don't miss that.

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead ... so is this not what *you* wanted to hear? (and would you consider this quality "content"?)

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead wow i watch your vids, didnt know you felt this way. I feel bad for ya kid

haha ok

missmayflower I bet they miss Obama now... 😁

I’m just struggling to understand how they could possibly be so surprised. They knew who Trump was when they signed on as his official propaganda network.

Yeah that's great. I liked that too.

The Transgender Android yep

They should make it a regular slot...Trumps crazeee 30 mins...he's 239lbs of comedy gold.

They did realize though how much he is screwing himself over. Not mention Cohen who he said only does a "tiny tiny bit of his legal work". Which the lawyers are using against him

+Dragon model, then why was it that his 'Bro' Rupert Murdoch sent the order to ''cut him off"? And seriously, just a dragon 'model'? Move on troll & come back with a REAL Dragon! Komodo preferably!

I don't know I guess you are right but I don't waste my time on nonsense like this so I wouldn't know.

James Mason In short... 💯 percent unfit for the job... Or any job

TrickyT So the other 25 minutes were more coherent?

Yes he's quite incoherent when the Late Show cuts together clips of him talking together. You realize he didn't really say "business" like 10 times in a row right?

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead Even when you watch the full thing, he's still incoherent. He's ranting and not getting points across without derailing.

I understood him just fine, I don't know what's wrong with everyone else. He has a short period of time to say anything with that douchebag on the right trying to cut him off every 2 seconds.

Timestamp it.

ErmirMusic I caught that too and was like, "wth".

12... he said it a total of 12 times

Bud, he said it in one response several times in one sentence, here, the whole fox segment for you, starting at 14:14 where they asked him the question, Enjoy: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldKlkquY3JyUfqc.htmlm14s

Saad Khawaja Please don't try to make it seem as though the "stable genius" who by his standards, has "the best words", doesn't have major grammatical and linguistic issues. Geesh.. Macron spoke better English than he does.

Lol, he deleted his comment

"and... he had a lot to say"... and then he legit made a Kappa face. And these guys are supposed to be his best friends. LMFAO!

Kim Jong Fun Only option left, but insanity might work. Everybody has to agree, it' s near impossible to disprove now.

Kim Jong Fun: Only problem with that is he had Ronny "Candyman" Jackson certify his mental health at his annual physical, so that's off the table.

Chris Teet Well, Ronny has been exposed as unreliable so Trump might get away with the insanity plea.

Even if he does get off with the insanity plea, he could get locked up for a little bit...in an asylum. Have fun, Donnie!!!! 0.0

Crooked Trump

aditsu 😜😜😜😜

A golden stormy cloud, with imminent showers.

Expect golden showers in the next few weeks, May get crazy

😂😂😂

stormy watch 2018

That IS interesting.... Very interesting indeed.

The less said the better. They are just hoping it will go away.

They're the first show that has to put the President on their Block Caller list.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

The answer, I think you'll find, is business business business with a business and has business to do with the business which business is not my business, but business business. Wait, crap, that was almost coherent.

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Luckily, the nasty ol' granny cheated Bernie the Socialist, and then self-destructed before getting to the launch pad.

Odd that you say that because I see the left self-destructing haha. Starbucks... you eventually turn on each other in your insanity.

Stephen Cook I agree. What a MELTDOWN!!

If you watch the video on fox news youtube ans go to 13:55 you can very audibly here a camera man or producer say "Jesus Christ" as Trump starts to rant on the FBI

You can also see the hosts begin to get nervous ticks with their hands. Their faces are just petrified.

Chalky While they're thinking "WHATEVER I say, my career is down the toilet" "Say NOTHING!"

Crocodile Whispers Wow! You have a great ear. That's gold thank you! 😂

As someone who has a degree in Broadcasting I know full well how much problems are caused by someone that goes on and on and on, ruins the schedule!

Martha Teferi That's how much he paid to keep Stormy quiet

$130,000 was the substantial amount of money to break Campaign Finance laws.

Fred Garvin we can only hope.....

I can't believe there's anyone who doesn't understand the $130,000 reference....

Funny he used the term "cloud" being over him. That is exactly what Comey said. Russia was a cloud over his head remember?

Yes !keep on laughing, you're going to need it! it's going 2be an eternity of "mental anguish "and pain! Some advice for my liberal friend here! Nobody can change what's going to happen! I suggest you get your spirit right!!! And have a good day......🙃

lina Arroyo Please do before you breed we dont need any more stupid kids in the world

MisterB The woman in the middle is doing an awesome job at holding a straight face. She’s just not reacting at all.

In a more just world, he’d call back every morning and they’d have to just deal with what they helped create.

Devin Parker They deserve every second of it.

Yup, they be like 😁😊😕😳🙄

"Do I get paid enough for this?" "Oh god, I don't get paid enough for this."

Ulle Bishope Someone on his team did, I'm sure.

I don’t think so either lol

Ulle Bishope of course not!

Probably had to remind him it was her birthday too

Anon he got her nothing!

Poor folks? It's their fault we have this horrid demented psycho as president. I pity the sad, pathetic moron named Trump. I HATE all those enablers who support him for measly buck or some kind of position and power, knowing all well he's a pathological liar and know nothing demento.

Very true. However I still feel pity for them as I don't think they had a very valid choice between the two large party leaders that ran that year. I am very glad to not be in America ;)

I don't know. I doubt it makes much of a difference, but even people who support him have to think it's pretty shitty not to get your wife a birthday present when you're an alleged billionaire and dragging her through a media/legal scandal about the affair you had with a porn star while she was pregnant with your child. I mean, WTF?

Oh yes, poor Fox & Friends. I weep for them. All the way to the bank.

@ elijah mikle He went on Fox and Friends and unraveled on Melania's birthday...But somehow I can't help but feel that it was us who got the gift. :D

Toad Jiang You're hilarious 😂😂 brilliant comment

He is close enough by American standards with all the meat products and cholesterol in the arteries

Hey how dare you disrespect old people! They at least make sense most of the time....

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

She probably still makes more sense

You realize you listened to a biased editing of it right? I'm about to go watch it in entirety to make up my own mind. I like to do that.

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead I’ve seen the whole interview. Doesn’t change my opinion.

I just got done watching it. I thought it was pretty tame. I was really surprised at the hateful comments on something like that. I try not to assume people are paid, but it seemed a bit much. I guess if you already have it in your head that if he speaks like a normal person, not like Obama then he's a rambling raving lunatic who you've already decided you hate, then you would watch it through that lens. I think his way of talking is refreshing like an actual human being. I couldn't stand Obama's political speaking where he says nothing of substance. Trump also starts out with points because he gave us a tax cut whereas Obama just raised our healthcare premiums. That's all he accomplished in 8 years as far as my life is concerned.

Wow, I'll give you points for wrapping up your "crazy" and putting a nice bow on top, but it's nothing more than crazy BS. If you honestly thought it was normal of Trump to bring up the election and the number of electoral college votes over a year and half later on a morning talk show that nobody even asked him about, then you need to be checked into the same mental asylum as Trump. He should be talking about China, N. Korea, the opioid epidemic....literally ANYTHING but the 2016 election, collusion with Russia, or how he's been the toughest on Russia while failing to do what Nikki Haley said the administration would do in issuing tough sanctions on Russia fro assisting Syria with the chemical attack of his own people. But, you took the cake trying to criticize Obama's speaking ability. You are clearly insane or a paid Russian troll. Either way, after saying what you did about preferring Trump's speaking ability to that of Obama, NOTHING you can say will mean anything or have even the slightest influence on me or anyone who reads your comment.

Nic Soderman: If you can pilot your brain through a sensible argument, yes. But there is that lingering question: Can they?

Mary Rose Kent I'll answer that. They can't.

Nic Soderman Trump is on coke

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF A BUNCH OF OKEY DOKE!

Jon Adam HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny.

Eobard Thawne eat shit fucking clown

I think hes on old school acid

T Boss triggered little snowflake

T Boss cry more pls

Steve Rogers trump stan stay cuuuuucked

Tyler Weston really? 😄

Could you Really?! That's Hilarious!

listen around 13:40 - 14:00 in the original interview, you probably need headphones on beause you can't hear much over trump's yelling

That's fucking amazing

Tyler Weston 😆😆😂😂

It's the sheer craziness. You still find a few up and running, but the majority are so ashamed about the President's performance in that interview that they'd rather not say anything and just hope it fades away.

james smith Go watch Fox News, they're over there praising his greatness. Lol

We need to preserve this phone call and clip and instantly use this every time ring wingers show up to speak nonsense.

dra6o0n They'll just claim "fake nyooz", or "old nyooz", or "Hillary's e-mails". I love when they do those last 2 together, & then inform them that the emails are old news.... it always sends em cryin to mommy

It's more obvious the troll decline in the Rachel's Maddow Show, seems as if they already gave up showing at those channels. By the way, just look at Trump's Twitter acount and how his support declines is beyond anything I could imagine before november. May be Cohen was the one paying for the Troll activity or a lot of people just gave up trying to show up Trump as: "The voice of the people" like he loves to be talked about.

The books already are.

The documentaries, books, movies, etc....I think the only reason we haven't impeached him yet is for the entertainment lol

Oh god don't say that. We'll never be free if its true.

Visions of a movie like Airplane using Cheeto's term as POTUS.

@Joel: The Trump flicks will make us totally forget about the Alaskan woman who ran as VP a few years back.

You misspelled "any". 'Two' is too many

Zach Ryder I stand corrected 🙏🏾

I think his gift to her was his absence on her birthday.

Mike Zimmer - the whole fucking world can't function knowing that Trump is your president! For the love of God, look up cognitive dissonance. Because you have it bad.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ldKlkquY3JyUfqc.html heres the full thing pretty crazy

So saying listen to a unedited audio recording of your president triggers you so mike that it triggers a comment like that, and since I'm a multiple tour Veteran who has served through combat, I can say whatever I choose. Love the added attempt at a threat, when YOU would be the one to "run and hide" if we met in real life, but continue to try and be a keyboard bad a*s. Judi said it excellent as well. Thank you BenRad for linking to it ;)

@Mike Zimmer Lol. The irony is that you can't seem to handle people making fun of the idiot you voted for. Who is it that needs a safe space again?

Mike Zimmer If you ever left your mother's basement, you'd know how full of shit you really are.

It was like my first visit from a Jehovah's Witness. Totally up for a 2 minute chat until I realise they're going to be talking shit for half an hour and I'm too polite to tell them to shove off.

Violet Deliriums hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha

I know, Colbert doing his voice and his tweets cracks me up!!! :D

She's just gotta hang in there until 2020 and she's going to walk away with a shitload.

Can you imagine the book deal? Those numbers will be off the charts

Say it to "dragon energy": we want pre-nup... WE WANT PRE-NUP

KingOf MadCows, exactly. She is dumb and doesn't know his shitty business deals that he is actually banckrupt and may get only a sack full of copper(instead of gold)coins(pennies). She should say 'fuck prenup and divorce him, get a book deal and stand up and may get designer ad deals'

gobsmacked you sound mad buddy lol.

Well, that could be WHY he doesn't have any time for CNN... Give the guy some credit, he WORKS for a living! lol

Rambling about CNN, which he doesn't watch, but knows all about

ChrisMC: *DEBUNKED BY THE VERY NEXT SENTENCE!* "I never watch any [CNN] at all. I watched them last night." Not a pause in breath nor timing!

"I never watch CNN so I don't know why when I was watching CNN they said I watch it, it annoyed me so much I almost turned off CNN."

Eric D. Exactly the way Super Villains monologue..

Sven Tempest - yeah, or the nutter who insists on sitting next to you on the empty night bus. Or perhaps it's a case of: "Oh shit!! Grandpa's got out again. He's out the front, he's pulled his pants down and he's yelling at the pigeons!!"

Eric D. Fidel Castro would be proud... 😁

Do we have a loser here ? lol Trump is going down and so are you... Loser !

T Boss - Awww. Did the nasty man hurt your widdle Trumpy feewings? 😭 😭 😭 Never mind, my widdle cherub. Now go find your blankie, it's nap time. 😁👶 By the way, do you even know what "cuckold" means? It's an old English insult for a man whose wife has left or cheated on him. So how does your comment even make sense?.... Oh wait... Never mind. 🙄

The car keys part has been taken care of.

I don't think Trump's ever driven anything bigger than a golf cart.

And whattabout the nuke button...

Anyone with peanuts for brains obviously don't want to give him the nuclear launch sequence... Not like Trump would remember how to use it.

yeahhh ... its not like he (let) have launched some missles to an area where russian are stationed .... piu piu bing boing .... ok .... he gave them a little warning by tweeting like a little russian songbird ... so it was just a 150 Mio. fire work ... and Melania got 5 minutes of pure pleasure when he came back from the situation room and launched his orange missle ... .... sorry vomited a little ... yak

JumperWC I’ve loved him since his Comedy Central show.

He's a snake and a piece of shit

JumperWC so many butthurt people in your comment thread lmao.

Yeah him and Jimmy Kimmel are brilliant!

"you couldn't think *you're* way out of a paper bag" God, you just make it so easy. You can't even call someone stupid without sounding stupid. Let alone even APPROACH an actual argument. Let's start here: an example of Colbert lying. Clearly a lot of people don't see it so oh benevolent genius, please shine down your amazing wisdom on everyone. If you REALLY think people who like these shows are stupid/ignorant you should want to help them, not just berate them with baseless shitvomit.

This is our wake up call.

No, it doesn't just work like that.

Take heart, Trump is a businessman, and his business is manufacturing all the rope he'll ever need to hang himself.

only if your liberals leftys keep doing what there doing ;-(

Richard Fitt Here we see a triggered Snowflake in it's natural habitat.

yeah, but how did the whiny fuck that whined for half an hour on the phone become President?

He was appointed by the electoral college.

Glad someone finally asked. Because liberals. People are sick of their crap.

The electoral college needs a higher standard GPA.

Americans would rather have Trump than Clinton. At least his insanity is new.

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Frankie Russell haha good stuff. Most people here can’t think for themselves, we’re hoping this is a learning lesson for them, but their pride seems to be getting in the way.

no, the electorate can think for itself but when you provide it with two terrifying choices inevitably some people will choose one you dont like, and a LOT of people dont like hillary. if DNC had a less unlikable candidate this would have been an easy win. The pride is a natural human need to defend a decision once it has been made and is creating consequences. the same would have been true if the pendulum swung the other way.

Well Brian voted for brexit so we aren't the only country making stupid decisions

Your first mistake, assuming that they were _thinking_

Tani Person: I know how it is when you’re young, but if you love them, tell them often and spend as much time with them as you can. You’ll likely spend most of your life without them and that can be heartbreaking. My grandmother died 29 years ago and my grandfather 18 years ago and I still miss them with deep pain in my heart. I spent a lot of time with them, but I wish it had been even more.

Same. My grandma is 92 and we just do a lot of nodding and smiling with her.

Don’t be disrespecting your grandfather now!

Tani Person I’m sorry to hear that your grandfather has Alzheimer’s.. as Trump proves constantly, it can really be a struggle to deal with.

I don't know if I should justify any of these responses but in the intrest of honest dialogue and since I offered comment in the first place in add some details as to how serious this is for me. My grandfather is 88 and of complete sounds mind and body. He still does his own yardwork and home repairs. But he is a war vet, he was forced into the Navy because he was a troubled youth that grew up in the slums and when he got in trouble with law it was the military or jail. My grandfather is not a saint, he really should be in jail were it not for his redeemable service to the country. There is no doubt that many off his less than desirable traits are due to a lifetime of CPTSD, he's never had treatment, and he's probably had to do a lot of mental backflips to exist so I often find myself listening to his rambling hero/victim speak. But I listen with love and respect. This is the byproduct out the life he had lived. Doesn't make it any less uncomfortable or crazy. Being totally serious and honest.

Oh, you mean the guy John Oliver pays to give Trump civics lessons, right?

chez moi no. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aNmfgayc37mUnWg.html

MsAnthropea Necrosis Yes. Didn't you know that? :-) adage.com/article/media/john-oliver-buying-fox-news-ads-educate-trump/311284/

Yes, I know about Oliver's catheter cowboy. My statement was not to address any certain pop culture phenomenon, just the general absurdity of cutting off the President because they were "running out of time". Now are you going to argue with me about that?

I think the general absurdity of the thirty-minute rant trumps any reason they may have offered for ending the call. Someone in the control room was obviously signaling 'cut him off'; whether they considered that he was doing more damage to himself or the show is difficult to judge. If he had been making sense perhaps there would have been less of a rush to get him off the air.

Sounds like the modern GOP to me!

Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer i

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We have a guy in the Oval Office who spent the entire campaign telling us the election and the media was rigged against him, openly calling for the imprisonment of his opponent, and accusing the FBI of corruption for not arresting her. Since then, he has intensified his attacks on the FBI's credibility. He has continued to say that members of the opposing political party, various government officials, and even _private citizens_ should be in jail. He pardoned Joe Arpaio after Arpaio disobeyed an order given by a federal judge to stop using his position unconstitutionally. These are more than just the inane ramblings of an incredibly insecure person. Belief in the election process, and a code of conduct around that process, is what allows a peaceful transfer of power in this country. It should be obvious why calling for the arrest of a citizen who uses their free speech in a way he doesn't like is horrifying. And the pardon of Arpaio was a direct subversion of the judicial branch's constitutional authority, one of the many examples of the lack of regard Trump has for the separation of powers. The FBI, like all law enforcement, relies on the public trust to do their job. And that job includes being _the only agency that can investigate the White House and Congress._ Most people, hopefully, don't take his statements seriously. But some people do, especially with propaganda reinforcing them from places like Fox and Breitbart. We're all used to politicians lying and attacking their opponents, but this is another level. He's saying things that attack principles foundational to American democracy.

+Crystal Soulslayer well said, third paragraph is a very good point

Phaexos and don't forget.he can live til he's two hundred.

I said that in Mr. Plinkett's voice and it was glorious. Thank you.

Maybe he forgot. Oh wait, Tronald Dump has already said he has "One of the great memories of all time"

LMAO!

ROFL!!! These comments are beyond awesome.

TheBlarggle 77

Smart Monkey people don't realize the presidents have all been pawns since Reagan that I know of.... so basically a giant puppet to keep us busy while the real adults do things while the kids are being watched by paid nanny.

rex constantino maybe they do but don't care

Dramatic music

“...were watched”?? What the hell language is that? lol

Hannah Plas & it's being flown in one of those 'invisible' F-52s'! SMH. Peace!

Reminds me of an old limerick: Yesterday, standing there, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish the heck he'd go away!

Old man yells at cloud.

Andreos Tippereros: A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to arrest the two dead boys.

Its called "a wig"..

I'd never heard of them until the Zuckerberg hearing and so many of the GOP congressmen grilled him about them. Can't believe they actually got a hearing in the House-quite the platform.

That's an internationally recognized symbol for "IN DISTRESS", and it is also used that way on "House of Cards", for likely similar reasons. Before you become judgmental, become informed.

I've certainly felt "in distress" for the last year & a half.

Bahzad23 Hi, Ivan.

A confused old man rambling about whatever.

What else has he got to talk about?

Winning is everything to him, and enough people have said he didn't win legitimately to make him "feel like a loser". Basically the same psychology as a 5-year-old bully.