Ive seen You post this on every Frankie boyle and Frank mckavennie on KZfaq .

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@@JR-xo5jpit’s funny, let them do it

"FRANKIE SAYS PROLAPSE"

Cameron Pearce God is about to pull the plug on His matrix. We've made a right royal cunt of it!

I must be missing something from this joke because this was tame, didn't understand the audiences shock at it.

Scott Raynor i think it was more peoples shared acknowledgement of the grim truth, not the shock factor of the joke but the relatability is what got a reaction

Dude nothing matters lol!

It's true, but it may yet be overly-optimistic. I'm reminded of the apocryphal Einstein quote: “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Similar could be said of changes that will be essentially irreversible for humanity, as might be seen if some of the climate tipping-points are reached and feedback loops swing into operation. We've got about 8 years, at the outside, to solve that one, and we're currently accelerating in making it worse. There are levels of species "survival" far more ugly than many have contemplated. Progress is never guaranteed, and barbarism closer to the surface and harder to escape than we'd like to think. These are, in many ways, the best times humanity has ever seen, by a long shot, and we're risking all of it.

She's hilarious when she goes dark. I wish she'd do it more often.

I love her

North of Ireland

deenloon who watches "normal telly" stick to your own "programming".

#teammisogny

Ooo, you're hard

I agree with you Josh B. I wasn't exactly a fan of hers to begin with, but I'm starting to find her bleak outlook quite endearing. She is learning the British ways well, now we've drained that Canadian positivity out of her.

He's on the boil.

Lucky we have Frankie on TV doing God's work and Tommy in jail

Indeed! Everytime I hear someone complain about how you can't say anything anymore for fear of offending someone, I think of the ongoing success of Frankie Boyle.

Kebo Boke As long as he doesn't criticise any of the protected classes, he's golden.

Good.

Super Catman You are referring to the Israeli Prime Minister?

Frankie said that his name sounded like a cheap Internet package.

Bloody KZfaq Naming Nonsense hahahha

Literally laughed out loud reading that.

Because you are a racist.

Yes I woke up from it on Friday

John Smith we used to call it "doing a Hutchence"

"sounded like he said asphyxiwank" ...."he DID say asphyxiwank!"

Its the cringe factor when The top politician cant even handle soft ball questions.

Oh yes can you imagine the sheer gall of an interviewer willing to ask our prime minister what they want to do in their spare time? Oh my god

Invade the Middle East and facefuck hogs?

Couple of bevies and pizza with the lads?

Couldn't agree more.

00Billy Yeah! 1984 now!

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon was a daft idiot.

Ego- Too bad Stephen Lennox doesnt know what a court order means. Also why did he plead guilty everytime?

Better a riding fish than a whinging rightie I say! ;)

Again why did he plead guilty?

That's the weird thing; they all talked like it was a difficult question, but it really, really isn't. This should have been right up Theresa-bot's programmed alley. It's basically a standard "humanize yourself to our audience" profile-fluffing question, to which any professional pol should have pre-written, or be quickly-able to cobble-up, appropriate answers. It's the kind of soft question you would expect from a partisan, friendly interviewer. May had nothing, and could think of nothing. That's a remarkable lack of planning and ability to improvise, which is not... super, for a Great-Nuclear-Power leader? That would seem the more important point. I get that there's additional difficulties for her in being an older woman in British politics and the increased scrutiny the bigotry around that brings, but that would seem to be more reason to have an answer prepped, not less, and aggravates the underlying display of incompetence, which, again, not great around nukes.

Chubby Fonzey nice dinner party man, two stunners an a fungi.

Chubby Fonzey. You know how they go down then?

It was absolutely diabolical and I want to neck myself

Chubby Fonzey really? Never been to one!

If I was there I'd be trying to work out how I was going to get Mona back to my place

Never.

This is essential TV.

That joke about the tree in Golgotha__ brutal. 😂

Well done agent.

Peter Fowler cannot blame her

jealous much.

We all love Akala moment was so faked.

crisisofconsciousness Aye 'MAGA' is bullshit. I mean, can anyone truly name a time when it was great? America has been fucking with the world since about WW2, some adventures before that along with alot of racism slavery and genocide before that. Even when the US was doing well it spoilt the whole thing by murdering millions of people in aggressive wars. For empires to be great alot of other peoples and nations have to suffer. It's the "American Dream" afterall, for the most part they have no interest in other nations doing well. PS when I generalize about Americans like that I most mean the establishment and military, but alot of people support them too of course. Long story short, I'm not bashing ALL Americans... just a bunch of cunts out there.

The real damage of the Trump administration is the masses of deregulation and privatisation that is going on almost unnoticed in the background. If America wasn't fucked before then it will be in the future. I'd move if I lived there.

Well...both of these replies are garbage. Lol.

Joshua Franco Which part?

The first two. The third comment about privatization is pretty accurate.

17.80? lol

It's the Celtic genes they both share.

If Dara made even one of these jokes he’d have a heart attack from actually being funny for once

Wow, I thought exactly the same thing when he first walked out

what fat bald ugly and unfunny

It seems to be Frankie and friends, it’s still basically just his show with a few people to bounce off. I don’t mind that

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 Yeah, at first blush, it looks like something that wouldn't work, but Frankie is such a genius, and his guests are all top class, and together with good editing and excellent writing, they really pull it off.

"asphyxi-wank"

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Thanks.

How can she, she isn't human. She doesn't know what normal human lives are like. They're kickin black folk out of the country (who were invited in decades ago) but Theresa said the worst thing she did as a kid was 'run through a field of wheat'... I did more sinister shit as a child and i'm not as cold as thosee Tory cunts. I reckon they must have been throwing dogs down wells and stabbing foxes to death, making kittens swallow money til they choke. Shit like that.

The worst thing is, it'll; be proprietary, work with absolutely no other standards, be incredibly expensive to fix or replace, and be a feature users of the more-open systems tend to get for free.

@@michaelccozens The new iButt - look for it in 2024.