If Fast Food Restaurants Were People
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Жыл бұрынWhat if McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, and more fast food restaurants were people?
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@FrankJames Жыл бұрын
Watch "If Starbucks Drinks Were People" next 👉 infj.me/3mLq2em 🧡
@amyspetpawtraits4184 Жыл бұрын
That one was really good! 😃👏 Love your videos. ❤
@quantumfineartsandfossils2152 Жыл бұрын
no way on it
@shimerrill967 Жыл бұрын
States as people
@quantumfineartsandfossils2152 Жыл бұрын
@@shimerrill967 great idea :)
@JadennN882 Жыл бұрын
What's you favorite restaurant? And do you guys prefer chicken nuggets or burgers?
@raebell Жыл бұрын
"A baby that gives you food poisoning." 😂 The way popeyes talks is hilarious, along with Burger King's royal demeanor(all in his name). But the stab at Macdonalds icecream machine will always resonate. And the end when all the resturants started saying their slogans.🤣 I can keep going on.
@Pinkywinkykinky Жыл бұрын
And how Chick-fila was (homophobic) Christian
@terri2494 Жыл бұрын
@@Pinkywinkykinky He wasn’t at all homophobic.
@Miluielle Жыл бұрын
I live in a rural town on the other side of the world and our Macca's never has a working icecream machine - I didn't realise it was such a universal thing. Lol.
@raebell Жыл бұрын
@@Miluielle 😂
@strawberrymilk607 Жыл бұрын
@@terri2494 No, their comment is referring to Chick fil A's donations to Christian charities that oppose gay marriage and people who are LGBT.
@irienerd8178 Жыл бұрын
LOL popeyes forgetting Chick-Fil-A is from the south too, but it was worth it to see the spontaneous "my pleasures" coming out of Chick-Fil-A's mouth as they argue!
@McpeRedstoneNoob Жыл бұрын
Y does that happen tho?
@thepawn08 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at Chick-fil-A, I almost died laughing at all the "my pleasure"s. 🤣
@McpeRedstoneNoob Жыл бұрын
I've never been at a chick-fil-a lol
@angel_cat Жыл бұрын
It's like a tic. Does Chick-fil-A have tourette's? But the good kind.
@irienerd8178 Жыл бұрын
@@thepawn08 It was so funny for sure lol
@LoveHandle4890 Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how James never runs out of creative ideas?
@RyanNerdyGamer Жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, we can. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@gregariagirl Жыл бұрын
It probably helps that everyone writes their requests in the comments. ;)
@benlechner6352 Жыл бұрын
His name is frank
@RyanNerdyGamer Жыл бұрын
@@benlechner6352 He’s a James who’s rather _frank_ in his comedic style… 🎭
@ClubENTP Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ClubENTP Жыл бұрын
"You Need Some South in Your Mouth," will be my new pick up line. Thank You, FJ.
@tarawillis5450 Жыл бұрын
lol 😂 Yes!
@Carol_65 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Chigger Жыл бұрын
Oh, ENTP. How very your type that line is.
@ClubENTP Жыл бұрын
@@Chigger lol, That was all FJ but if I ever decide to date again, I may have o steal that line.
@Chigger Жыл бұрын
@@ClubENTP If you're the flirtatious type, why not?
@emcash7042 Жыл бұрын
The Pizza Hut and Arby’s showing up and everyone being startled is hilarious 😂
@terri2494 Жыл бұрын
They were tired of hanging out by the side of the road. 🤣
@XSemperIdem5 Жыл бұрын
My local Arby's closed. My curly fries supplier. 😂
@terri2494 Жыл бұрын
@@XSemperIdem5 Bummer! I used to love Arby’s . Then I moved to a city that didn’t have one and for decades now none of the cities where I’ve lived has had one. 🥲
@Broomer52 Жыл бұрын
I miss when Pizza Hut had actual restaurants. The only one I’ve ever found is in my home town and that place is probably never going out of business. Small town services is the most reliable source of income. Related note: A Pizza Buffet is a criminally under utilized idea. Only Pizza Hut and Cici’s had that as a selling point and one is known for their restaurants being shut down and Cici’s is just extinct.
@jcoolguy1548 Жыл бұрын
I wish he added Domino's so him and Pizza Hutt would start beefing
@U.M.A. Жыл бұрын
*KFC has left the chat*
@DeyaGaming-minecraft Жыл бұрын
Why did they leave the chat anyways plus ofc Kfc is the winner winner fried chicken dinner😂
@DeyaGaming-minecraft Жыл бұрын
Bruh a kfc ad came up even the ads know it😂
@sullybully 10 ай бұрын
@@youtubecommentergal4346Domino’s Pizza isn’t worth it
@Maratha_Confedracy 2 ай бұрын
@@sullybully 😡 😡 😡 Monroe/west-Monroe have the best Dominoes! Even better than Pizza Hut!😊
@Faisalthefist Ай бұрын
KFC is bad
@imagination.junkyard Жыл бұрын
"My pleasure!" shooting from his mouth like a tic, like an uncontrollable sneeze, So stinkin funny, these were all incredible
@IndieRockerHippy Жыл бұрын
As an Irish person half of these make absolutely no sense to me but it's still hilarious. I have no idea why Chick-Fill-A keeps saying "my pleasure" but I love it 😂
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
The people who work there don't say "You're welcome," they say "My pleasure." If you ask them for something, they say "My pleasure." Pretty much anything you say to them, they respond "My pleasure."
@IndieRockerHippy Жыл бұрын
@@lisagd22 Ahhh I see. Thanks for the explanation ☺️
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
@@IndieRockerHippy You're welcome!
@markwright3161 Жыл бұрын
@@lisagd22 My pleasure. ...as a random observer of this thread, I'm sorry. :)
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
@@markwright3161 🤣🤣🤣
@AliceRose413 Жыл бұрын
As a former Chic fil A *my pleasure* manager… it was “my pleasure” to laugh in agreement. 🤣🤣🤣
@tracyzimmerman7912 Жыл бұрын
Personally I have always believed in the separation of church and fries...love this
@carmenaranjita5321 10 ай бұрын
I was going to comment this 😂 Love how Popeyes is so chill while C is trying to make his point desperately
@missrobinhoodie Жыл бұрын
As a European I‘ve only ever been to McD, Burger King and Subway - and I now desperately want to visit the other guys! 😂
@Azazel0183 Жыл бұрын
never EVER visit arbys you will literally die
@louiskemner3216 Жыл бұрын
Chipotle is quite good :)
@PearlPaisley Жыл бұрын
Yes and I forgot about pizza hut. Seems they just disappeared where I live. I actually liked their pan pizza.
@wolfishpotato6978 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's lived in various parts of Europe as well as the U.S. I can't say I recommend this course of action. The parts of these chains that are in Europe have much higher quality food than those in the U.S. (Except Cane's, which although not mentioned in this video is my personal favorite. Similar food to Chikfila but better, open seven days a week, and each location supports local highschools)
@fungaljungal Жыл бұрын
Panda express orange chicken is 👌♥
@net_lag Жыл бұрын
Me at the very beginning: I've never heard of the "shopper", must be a neat place
@sjplus36 Жыл бұрын
Idea: please do 16 personalities as princesses 😃
@paigekennard2229 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Great idea!!!
@HannahCoziCorner Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@unionunicorn6776 Жыл бұрын
Yes please!!! 🙏
@posieandrosie Жыл бұрын
“You don’t put macaroni on a grill” *respect*
@WilliamDude7865 Жыл бұрын
3:18
@HannahCoziCorner Жыл бұрын
Exactly lol😂
@redrasegarden Жыл бұрын
Macaroni grill is still a thing?
@posieandrosie Жыл бұрын
@@redrasegarden maybe but i dont think its right-
@redrasegarden Жыл бұрын
@@posieandrosie I’m just trying to remember the last time I saw one. It’s like Applebees, when was the last time you saw an Applebees?
@frostyhannah Жыл бұрын
"My pleasure" I don't know why I found it so funny every time Chick-fil-a said that
@trinaq Жыл бұрын
This was insanely accurate, I'm suddenly not in the mood for fast food!😂 Also, as a former Psychology student, loved the shout out to Pavlov! 🤣
@Sly-Moose Жыл бұрын
Please do a part 2. There's so many more fast food places, like Wing Stop, Domino's, Jack-in-the-Box, El Pollo Loco, Del Taco, Carl's Jr, Wienerschnitzel, Tommy's (😎), In-N-Out, Papa John's, Little Caesar's, KFC, and White Castle.
@terri2494 Жыл бұрын
A&W. Root beer floats . . . Mmmm! 😋
@MT-ek9te Жыл бұрын
Churches Chicken, Jollee Bee, KFJ, Taco Del Mar.....
@XSemperIdem5 Жыл бұрын
Oh, yes. I second this request. He must point out that Jack in the Box curly fries are false advertising because if you ever get a curly one, it's a freaking miracle. So much so that Chick-fil-A would show up 🤣
@fredalynnhecita7285 Жыл бұрын
And Jollibee
@Sly-Moose Жыл бұрын
@@XSemperIdem5 Eh. I eat them moreso for the taste, not the curls. Tho the curls are fun.
@positronwildhawk8690 Жыл бұрын
Was expecting Taco Bell to have a sombrero, maracas and bushy moustache
@raddaks2039 Жыл бұрын
Nah that would imply it's actual Mexican food.
@positronwildhawk8690 Жыл бұрын
I think it would just reflect on how America sees its neighbour to the south
@mikelkhionlucban1039 6 ай бұрын
DONG
@randomhomosapien-6009 Жыл бұрын
the taco bell sound effect literally gets me
@dieseldragon6756 2 ай бұрын
As a British person, I've often wondered if that's where you go to pay the 'phone bill? ☎💵😋 (We don't have many Taco Bells here, and we can't talk either. We're probably the only country where you pay for gas in the same places you buy cigarettes... 🚬🔥💥🇬🇧😉)
@jazzygirl4140 23 күн бұрын
Lmao.....my friend.....I take it you've never stepped foot in the states 😂 @@dieseldragon6756
@amyspetpawtraits4184 Жыл бұрын
This couldn't have been anymore accurate! 🤣👏👏👏
@AVgeek91 6 ай бұрын
Arby’s saying “I gotta bunch of meats in my trunk if ya wanna check em out” had me dying.
@turquoisetranquility Жыл бұрын
2:47 for the moment I thought that she cooked him a meal 😲! Nope, reservations 😅
@kelseyordaz830 Жыл бұрын
As a literal Pizza Hut manager, this was freaking hilarious. I can confirm that none of our own employees like our food, nor do they know our slogen. 🤣
@thememe4u Жыл бұрын
The "whopper whopper whopper whopper" caught me off guard
@brittanyorie1273 Жыл бұрын
Lol, the reoccurring “My pleasure!” I loveeeee Chic Fil’a
@dieseldragon6756 2 ай бұрын
The last time I visited the USA I heard they did good chicken and wanted to give it a go, but they were closed when I went... 🐓 (Mind you: The church next door was doing a _roaring_ trade! ✝💰🙃)
@Ellis__ Жыл бұрын
I saw a notification and literally jumped out my socks
@FrankJames Жыл бұрын
wow!
@Ellis__ Жыл бұрын
@@FrankJames OMG U ACTUALLY REPLIED 😭😭😭
@taitano12 Жыл бұрын
I would have had a similar reaction, but I wasn't wearing socks at the time socks. So I compensated by clicking too hard and breaking my mouse.
@harrychittenden4457 Жыл бұрын
You ever thought of doing music genres as people?
@Chigger Жыл бұрын
Ska would constantly play a horn and do the Running Man in the background. Any time Ska would go up to another genre, the other genre would absentmindedly shoo of Ska as if it's a fly.
@kenrickbautista6141 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone's a king at my place!" One of the real reasons why I love Burger King so freakin' much. 🤣
@XSemperIdem5 Жыл бұрын
They also have Coke icees.
@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын
@@XSemperIdem5 Is *that* machine always broken, too? 🙊👀🤔
@jollipop09 Жыл бұрын
where's red robin though?
@kenrickbautista6141 Жыл бұрын
@@jollipop09 no clue.
@redrasegarden Жыл бұрын
Your onion rings suck bk!
@bones9001 Жыл бұрын
Lol what was that Burger King song again? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper... Very catchy! 😆 Great job Mr. Frank James 😁
@dieseldragon6756 2 ай бұрын
On this side of the Pond 🇬🇧 it seems like we might not have got the same memo. Over here the signature sandwich - By customer popularity - Appears to be the _Chicken Royale_ ... 🐓🇬🇧😉
@CurtisDouglasCity Жыл бұрын
I'm like, oh Popeyes is here, great! Everyone else, go home🤣🤣🤣
@trinaq Жыл бұрын
Thanks for finally doing this suggestion, Frank, hopefully you'll do Candy next! 🍬 Cheers for never running out of ideas! 🍭👍
@Gur7910 11 ай бұрын
Frank: "My pleasure!"
@evanallaire2829 Жыл бұрын
If Insects were People PLEASE
@CassieAngelica Жыл бұрын
KFC will always be my favourite.=) Oh wait, it’s not here.
@Zelphin Жыл бұрын
As a Chick-fil-A worker, this is accurate. *My pleasure*
@fantasylover4evr371 Жыл бұрын
You kinda did Chick-Fil-A dirty but it was funny 😁
@Mark723 Жыл бұрын
"At least for six days a week..." That personification of Chick-fil-A was spot-on priceless.
@AndersWatches Жыл бұрын
Chick-fil-a deserves worse
@fantasylover4evr371 Жыл бұрын
@@AndersWatches And that is your opinion
@AndersWatches Жыл бұрын
@@fantasylover4evr371 and the opinion of anybody with any remotely functional conscience. Funding hate groups is revolting.
@GoldenWolf248 Жыл бұрын
@@AndersWatches Dude. They fund charities... you know... that help people.
@jashepoon Жыл бұрын
Hey Frank, I'd love to see a collab between you and dear kristin! She's awesome! Cheers
@dsnunez09 Жыл бұрын
THIS please!!!
@gabxel03 Жыл бұрын
DEW IT !
@TheQwuilleran Жыл бұрын
@@AdorableOracle ? 16 Personalities as roommates, etc aren't sketches?
@sphjnx Жыл бұрын
@@AdorableOracle um yeah she does
@caciaclasen5206 Жыл бұрын
YES! We NEED this!
@Hewylewis Жыл бұрын
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!! You took my request!! Thank you so much!! Now all that's left are "If Pizza Toppings Were People"! LOL
@hellomemes-yy4rx 3 ай бұрын
0:54 I WAS DYING
@dallincandland Жыл бұрын
This was so great! I literally rewatched it right after watching it. Super creative and neat seeing them all talking together. I worked at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver during part of college and absolutely loved it. I think a lot of that came down to my attitude though and I did have fantastic co-workers. We didn't ever say, "No one outpizzas The Hut" haha, even though it was on some of the shirts and things.
@eggiesammich Жыл бұрын
Did not expect to laugh out loud so many times. The baby joke and "my pleasure"s were perfect 😂
@affinity266 Жыл бұрын
I actually love Wendy's square burger and ice cream with that tall spoon 😋
@noonzc-jp4be Жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS Anyways top tier as always FJ
@hisprincessprincess4916 Жыл бұрын
We need a video about clothing brands interacting with each other xx Ps/Edit: We love your videos!
@DeborahJoshua24 Жыл бұрын
“My pleasure.” HAHAHA!!!
@affinity266 Жыл бұрын
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DIDN'T SING THAT BURGER KING SONG 😂😂 now what's gonna take that tune out of my head 😂😂 Fantastic video 👌
@angel_cat Жыл бұрын
Pizza Hut where I'm from is a more upscale restaurant. Fancy napkins, waiters waiting for your table, asking if the soup was pleasant, and it usually is. Free bread sticks while waiting too. The best part, no American tipping culture because the servers are paid a living wage, and are actually very proud of their job titles. Like, you can't say a waiter at Pizza Hut gets paid the same as a cashier at the local McDonald's. Although anywhere, servers are paid hourly. People still tip but it's not like America.
@jacobcoburn3269 Жыл бұрын
Me: They have Burger King as a character, but no mention of the infamous Whopper song? 2:35 happens Me: Well played FJ, well played.
@AmaraJordanMusic Жыл бұрын
“…You don’t put macaroni on a grill.” That’s the most My Husband thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like he’d be in the background, just watching the exchange, formulating opinions, losing interest and thinking about some tangent, and then snapping back in like two minutes later with his belated somewhat random opinion. Brilliant.
@waffleiron_offical143 6 ай бұрын
“AND MY ICE CREAM ACTUALLY WORKS“ -Wendy’s 0:27
@robbymounce5764 25 күн бұрын
He kept saying “My Pleasure” because if YOU say that BEFORE they do, then THEY HAVE to pay for your meal! ❤😂😅😊❤
@clarajays Жыл бұрын
The "By honoring the Lord's day *turns to the one interrupting* mY pLeAsUrE" was so well played 😂👌🏻
@TheWaterlily2012 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha, but Popeyes has the BEST biscuits. I have walked into a Pizza Hut willingly many times, but there really hasn't been much choice. This isn't NYC or anything. They DO have a garlic alfredo parm sauce they can put on pizza. Have a great rest of the week Frank! Hi to the family! :)
@terri2494 Жыл бұрын
Popeyes has the best mac and cheese ever.
@XSemperIdem5 Жыл бұрын
Agree on the biscuits but they left me too grossed out when they made me wait almost an hour for my order and when I got home, I bit into a chicken strip that was still raw in the middle 🤢
@holleighlordel1575 Жыл бұрын
Funnn-eeee! 😂 and people’s comments are hilarious too! I miss Macaroni Grill, none near me anymore. Thanks for another good chuckle FJ! ❤
@faolan2174 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I used to love Macaroni Grill, and their food was pretty good too. Last time I went, they'd clearly gone through hard times, because the quality was really poor, and they had a drive-thru/to-go area. Made me really sad. 😞
@Soviet_Cat1729 Жыл бұрын
Subway is as fresh as me when I wake up on a Sunday ( Very Sluggish )
@TOASTYDREAMSTER Жыл бұрын
Hahaha this was a good one!
@sketchyskies8531 Жыл бұрын
Honestly Wendy’s is so good
@shimerrill967 Жыл бұрын
It really is
@pearlgirl7826 Жыл бұрын
I love the “My pleasure” after almost everything that Chick-fil-A says.
@sacrilegiousboi978 Жыл бұрын
2:41 that frame had me 💀😂
@EpicLichenut Жыл бұрын
Popeyes: I've always believed in the separation of Church and Fries. Church's Chicken: I've been betrayed by a fellow Southern chicken chain
@Starestr Жыл бұрын
Amazing video as always!
@neur-o-ase Жыл бұрын
Saw this immediately and watched it hilarious like Always 😂
@brosialane Жыл бұрын
"Most of them are dead now" 🤣🤣🤣
@misseli1 Жыл бұрын
The Burger King theme killed me 🤣
@Flarethealphawolf 11 ай бұрын
I loved how the shopper didn't know what to do when the fast foods were arguing 😂
@rosaraptor Жыл бұрын
You can count on having fun with FJ 🤩 thx man
@lisa_gay Жыл бұрын
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND FRIES! 🤣 YES! I am so happy you went there.
@aletaherrick1334 4 ай бұрын
2:05 All those lines put together just sounds like a beautiful opening to a superhero film!!!
@AJpenguin712 Жыл бұрын
2:36 got me rolling 🤣
@Voteford Жыл бұрын
FJ you are so funny. I just found your channel a couple of weeks ago and being an introvert, I enjoy every one of your sketches alone and I like it that way…❤
@JadennN882 Жыл бұрын
Lol all the roles were funny as what,Thanks for this video!
@linzigold112 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! CFA “my pleasure” 😂
@blshultz11 11 ай бұрын
I loved how Chick-fil-A could not say a sentence without “my pleasure” 😂😂😂😂
@janefreedland Жыл бұрын
This is literally the best thing I've seen all day
@BunnyGirl71 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant and funny on so many levels. Frank, you spoil us with your creative humor.
@funbricks1 Жыл бұрын
"Broccoli? I-I don't even eat that fresh."
@nprnilk 11 ай бұрын
Five Guys just comes in with sunglasses: You confused buddy?
@TreasureBooPhoenix 6 ай бұрын
"You can wear a paper crown at my place" I remember when I was littler I used to LOVE getting the paper crowns.
@cac8793 Жыл бұрын
Lol love the videos! Thanks, Frank
@amymiller9339 Жыл бұрын
Dying over the compulsive “my pleasures”!!😂😂😂
@Loulizabeth Жыл бұрын
So amazing to see this take on these. Wonder how this would vary depending on which country you live in. Obviously many countries don't have all of these and focus more on food trucks/stalls. Another idea for maybe a series would maybe something like "Inside Out" but how it would look for each personality type. Has that been done before? Don't remember seeing anything like that.
@CaptnKrow 5 ай бұрын
2:11 "Oh pal, I got a bunch of meats in my trunk if you wanna check 'em out" , wow imagine predicting the dead body found in an Arbys, that's some wicked coincidence!
@Kawaiikate01 Жыл бұрын
“My pleasure” being a compulsion is hilarious!
@grwm..maddie..11 Жыл бұрын
i died laughing this whole video!! i can’t with the my pleasure!! baahahahhahah!! great work!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@thomashammerheart3915 Жыл бұрын
This is really smart comedy. I appreciate what you put into it.
@Tallyhawk9 Жыл бұрын
Great video! Loved the Huey Luis shout out from Wendy's and "Hip to be Square"!
@yinyangyt8749 Жыл бұрын
This was super entertaining
@hepcatliz Жыл бұрын
"out hut's the pizza! no, that's not right" 😂😂
@dtins8883 Жыл бұрын
This is GOLD
@federationstickmenTWOS 2 ай бұрын
The da-da-da-da-da 😂
@keenansutherland7690 Жыл бұрын
The cinematography is astounding in this one
@laudrella5513 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always! 😂
@GirlWithTheGreenScarf1 Жыл бұрын
top tier as always^^^^
@laurenw.8178 Жыл бұрын
This is great 😂
@Hewylewis Жыл бұрын
Wait, no KFC? Can you even find KCFC in a food court? LOL
@sarahmitchell4331 9 ай бұрын
I just found ur channel is something that got me threw the day
@coloraturaElise 9 ай бұрын
I was laughing out loud the entire time, but it was the "my pleasure"s that killed me!
@dcmastermindfirst9418 5 ай бұрын
This is actually brilliant
@kardrey100 Жыл бұрын
Awesome as always! Have you done the letters of the alphabet? I personally and privately have always thought they were secretly competitive! 😅
@lakshyasingh1527 Жыл бұрын
Yes he has. It's really good
@holleighlordel1575 Жыл бұрын
Yes he has! It was a few months ago I think. Really funny!
@roseszymanski 7 ай бұрын
"No one out-huts the pizza- no.. that's not the thing I say..." had me rolling