If Planets Were People

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Жыл бұрын

The real reason why Pluto is no longer a planet...
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@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respects to Pluto 😭 Watch "If Drinks Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/3EEqXnX Listen to my songs "Neptune," "Titan," and "Great Red Spot" on Spotify 🎵 infj.me/music

@katienelson3039 Жыл бұрын

@marielle_98 Жыл бұрын

@octopus_72 Жыл бұрын

@johnyoon5974 Жыл бұрын

@admygalaxy3 Жыл бұрын

@josiahtaylor7967 Жыл бұрын

I'm ready for a sequel 'If dwarf planets were people' where Pluto gets to meet his new friends

@jianlin3952 Жыл бұрын

Get makemake and ceres with him

@CoolScratcher Жыл бұрын

YES WE NEED THIS LOL

@Grover3.0 Жыл бұрын

YYEEESSSSS

@moneypowerglory. Жыл бұрын

yesss

@Khunark Жыл бұрын

same

@gracesgr8t Жыл бұрын

I spent the whole video wondering why Neptune was the only one nice to Pluto, and then I realized…Neptune is closest to Pluto… *literally*

@thenamelessdragonfish Жыл бұрын

And Saturn, the second closest, is telling Pluto that he is not a planet *with peace and love*

@jarrettstork9883 Жыл бұрын

@@thenamelessdragonfish you missed one in between there

@thenamelessdragonfish Жыл бұрын

@@jarrettstork9883 ik but uranus only cares about not being confused with assholes

@Killer_Doll415 Жыл бұрын

@@thenamelessdragonfish Uranus and A-hole in one sentence is hilarious.

@-_deploy_- Жыл бұрын

@@Killer_Doll415 ikr

@veronicaoliveiro6367 Жыл бұрын

I was suppose to feel sad for Pluto, but i am feeling more sad for Earth

@victoriasunivers Жыл бұрын

Same here…

@ApatheticFish3667 Жыл бұрын

"Oh I'm Saturn and I have many moons I like to stick in Uranus" WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@XxXNightcoreQueenXxX Жыл бұрын

I was hoping at the end there, we'd see Pluto just vibing with the other dwarf planets. Like Pluto finally found others who get them. Pluto vibing with Ceres, Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Orcus, and Sedna would have been great.

@kalevthewalrus44 Жыл бұрын

I feel for Pluto☹️

@Xandycane Жыл бұрын

I wanted this too! I wanted to give Pluto a hug.

@magusnight5989 Жыл бұрын

I was hoping for that too. With a line from Ceres like, "So you got kicked out too, huh?"

@ayeeshasmiles Жыл бұрын

Yes...we want a happy ending..Frank..!😂

@veggiet2009 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's like in a family of 50+

@thessalymeteora3789 Жыл бұрын

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

@sassylittleprophet Жыл бұрын

Same. Poor Pluto

@ccpr15 Жыл бұрын

Same ❤

@colorasouls4178 Жыл бұрын

100%

@wolfwhisper40 Жыл бұрын

Same 😢

@naowright9308 Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@mostfrozenburrito Жыл бұрын

Earth is such a tragic and tormented character 😭 and my poor little Pluto has always been my favorite

@Nina21_ Жыл бұрын

''you're next Mars, once they figure out a way to you'' was a great one 😂 i almost cried at the end for pluto 💔 your acting skills are amazing Frank, i wonder how i'd feel reading a novel by you someday !

@praisedara8164 Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@Nina21_ Жыл бұрын

@@praisedara8164 me too but i didn't find any 😂 that line was so good i had to xD

@Kodathedoge 3 ай бұрын

Same, idk why it's so sad. - an INFP

@Bongorfians Жыл бұрын

I like how "Saturn" actually has a lot of rings lol

@jonnnnniej Жыл бұрын

I actually think he picked all his shirts to fit the planets too!

@calebk1841 Жыл бұрын

yooo i didnt realise

@HisJoy7 Жыл бұрын

"Hey Earth, how's the rash doing?" "If you making reference to the life-forms that cover my body..." Lol, this is genius!

@sairi_a Жыл бұрын

Poor Earth, having so much going on all once... I hope we get a part two with Pluto meeting the other dwarf planets

@ghostlycream_12 Жыл бұрын

“We are telling you this with peace and love” -Saturn

@anetherealpursuit Жыл бұрын

There's too much good stuff here. Earths hot flushes, Uranus correcting everyone and poor Pluto 🤣 My INFJ brother played Pluto in a school play as a kid and was devastated later in life when it was no longer considered a planet and he took it quite personally. It was a sad moment for the family 😪😅

@luiiiandmovieee Жыл бұрын

I feel that 😂 When I was little me and my class made a model of the solar system and I was in the group that made Pluto. Since then I feel very personal when it comes to this planet 😂

@multifandommess273 Жыл бұрын

@@luiiiandmovieee same, for a school project on one planet I did pluto and now...

@thecurrentuniverse Жыл бұрын

We Gen X'ers do not agree that Pluto is not a planet.

@luiiiandmovieee Жыл бұрын

@Jacky138 okay okay I'm not native English and this phrase is confusing

@AmanyAhmed210 Жыл бұрын

I wrote a story about pluto too, but it was about him being depressed cause his mother (the sun) hates him, and his friend (his small moon) cheer him up. 💙 By the way mars was the bad guy in the story 😂💔

@chaddblaylock7857 Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate the subtlety for Saturn's look. The rings to signify the rings and glasses to represent the coolest planet in the solar system 😆👏

@queenofthecapes Жыл бұрын

Actually Pluto is the coo- oh.

@David.124 Жыл бұрын

Only made one appearance

@Wall.Wall_Wall 6 ай бұрын

He's not? Uranus is the coolest, literally atleast.

@briansmith1652 Жыл бұрын

I love how all the gas giants are really nice to Pluto but Earth and Venus are savages.😂

@someone6531 3 ай бұрын

They're literally closest to him

@aliybaba.com_ Жыл бұрын

I love how he nonchalantly tells people to STOP GLOBAL WARMING 🌍🌎🌏

@YamiKisara 3 ай бұрын

As if we have a way to do that, lmao

@timxg 3 ай бұрын

@@YamiKisara you mean ‘we’ as in the general public or ‘we’ as in the whole population

@Midknightowl42 Жыл бұрын

As an astronomy student myself, I appreciated the countless references to solar system objects/features and loved the astrophysicist spouting off the exact planetary definition points Pluto misses like a medication commercial 😂

@HerKnightable Жыл бұрын

If they wanted to be accurate a few of the other planets don't qualify because they are dwarf stars and yet they get a pass even though they are gaseous giants. And yet they pull Pluto's planet card? Why? because some of the other demi-planets are actually larger than Pluto? Rubbleshtach... If they have to make me memorize a bunch of pointless terms because the overall mass of some of these other planets are different, then they have to live with the fact that they classified Pluto as a planet, because it was still visible from Earth. They should either INCLUDE the sun, Include the other planets, or admit that science has grown we have taught something wrong for ages and get over it.

@faolan2174 Жыл бұрын

@@HerKnightable Rubbleshtach 🤣

@HerKnightable Жыл бұрын

@@faolan2174 Glad you like the term.

@margaritakleinman5701 Жыл бұрын

Medication commercial lol!! Like when they announce the possible side effects so fast that you can't understand them ( may cause heart attack, may cause lymphoma, may cause suicidal thoughts, etc etc).

@mmachukwuobiora7219 Жыл бұрын

@@HerKnightable Love the term

@cyan_the_uranian Жыл бұрын

As a child, I fought with classmates who didn’t believe Pluto was a planet.

@HerKnightable Жыл бұрын

It will always be a planet.

@I-say-dumb-things-sometimes. Жыл бұрын

Scientifically, it's not.

@_smsma_ Жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you

@cyan_the_uranian Жыл бұрын

@@_smsma_ Thank you

@C-SD Жыл бұрын

I was 26 when they decided Pluto wasn't a planet. I still forget its not considered a planet sometimes. 😂

@arhanshrivastava46 Жыл бұрын

I love how this was the hardest for Neptune because he is technically the closest to Pluto. 4:55 5:15 Brilliant scriptwriting

@coolskeletondude5902 7 ай бұрын

uhm actually mercury is the mostest closest to pluto you would know that if you watched cgp grey 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@tommarnt 6 ай бұрын

f@@coolskeletondude5902

@URvlogger5098 Жыл бұрын

I love how earth is portrayed so accurately XD

@captainamerica4341 Жыл бұрын

This literally made me cry. Poor Pluto. AAAAAAA! WHY DO I FEEL EMOTIONS FOR FRICKEN PLANETS. Frank James, your sketches are brilliant.

@badateverything2931 Жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAA SAMEEEE, STUPID PLANETS BE MAKING ME SADZ

@captainamerica4341 Жыл бұрын

@@badateverything2931 Pluto's always been my fave T.T.

@Xandycane Жыл бұрын

Same. I felt so bad for Pluto!

@x_sushirolls_x716 Жыл бұрын

IK!! I was just there like NOOO PLUTOOOO 🥺😭🤧

@Catasmr-rl1bz5eh9o Жыл бұрын

I mostly dont cry while watching videos but i cryed too it sucks being left out this hit deep

@catfishman5881 Жыл бұрын

Frank never fails to make me amused with his sketches

@doodlydua4842 Жыл бұрын

5:31 the way he said it LOL

@lenieldelatorre480 9 ай бұрын

3:57-The friend group still stands,they're just kicking you out of it

@beanie_bae Жыл бұрын

Okay, this is just pure awesomeness. The acting is incredible, and not to mention SpaceBook! I feel so bad for Pluto, though. All he wanted to do was celebrate being a planet with his buddies 😓

@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын

Pluto was hella annoying, though.

@Killer_Doll415 Жыл бұрын

His planet buddies are fake buds, he needs the other dwarf planets as his real friends.

@beanie_bae Жыл бұрын

@@Killer_Doll415 Haha, yeah

@misshollis7547 Жыл бұрын

Maybe he will become friends with the dwarf planets

@tanyacarbajal3597 Жыл бұрын

I want to see Pluto with his new friend group just for closure.

@NicholasCapel25 Жыл бұрын

Being the Sun watching this, I can confirm that this is accurate.

@SirAU Жыл бұрын

"Spacebook"

@commandermercury6654 Жыл бұрын

“By Jove!” This video is a veritable treasure trove of astronomy humor. Why is THAT joke the one that got me?! 😂

@dday247 Жыл бұрын

Me too bro me too😂😂😂

@zoeorchid 9 ай бұрын

Because it's *not* astronomy humor. And because it's brilliant.

@oarfish1481 Жыл бұрын

This acting is so good! poor pluto lol. I still struggle to consider pluto a dwarf planet instead of a normal planet irl

@bellaknightR597 Жыл бұрын

A dwarf planet is still a planet, the word planet is in the name therefore Pluto is still a planet

@tysonskaggs5290 Жыл бұрын

3:19 someone tell Brian regan we now have the official definition for a planet 😂 if you know you know

@tornadodee148 Жыл бұрын

Pluto's main plot was funny but Earth's health problems sub-plot was where it was at for me🤣keep up the good vids! 🚀🧑‍🚀🪐🌎✨

@annoymous_ Жыл бұрын

It was fun to watch Saturn being a chill planet, 'cause its portrayed as this melancholic, depressing, serious-as-hell planet all the time (thus we use the word saturnine in its reference).

@6telephone Жыл бұрын

Screw Saturn Return

@holleighlordel1575 Жыл бұрын

Saturn’s rings! Earth’s gas problem! The whole skit is genius! 😂 😂😂 I wonder if there’s a part 2 coming where Pluto meets the dwarf planets? 🤔

@firebladetenn6633 Жыл бұрын

I love the narrative aspect of this, but I just wanna see more from the planets.

@valentinaembers5713 Жыл бұрын

This hit surprisingly hard 😅. I think we are in need of a sequel where we meet the dwarf planets and Neptune overcomes his depression over Pluto’s loss

@raucousdog Жыл бұрын

4:40 had me dead 🤣🤣

@bryancurrie398 Жыл бұрын

Great work! A few vid ideas: *-16 personalities as kindergarten teachers* *-16 personalities as princesses* *-16 personalities as goth kids* -16 personalities in a kindergarten class -16 personalities at the barber shop *-16 personalities as therapists* -16 personalities on a sports team -16 personalities as cats -16 personalities getting unlucky note: bold = would be rly cool, even when compared to your already awesome vids, such as this one, and every other one :D Sincerely, an ENTJ

@luiiiandmovieee Жыл бұрын

Hi, this might be random, but I really like entjs and I wish I knew them irl. Like how is it possible for you to be so confident? - an infp

@solangelo_shipper2630 Жыл бұрын

@@luiiiandmovieee As an INTJ who acts like an ENTJ sometimes, I think I can say that a lot of it is faking it, hoping that if everyone thinks you're confident, you ARE confident. And of course, the combination of intuition, thinking and judging causes the ENTJ and INTJ to think everything through to an insane degree, so you just know that you did everything you could, leading you to be super confident in your own decisions. But, that's just my experience, and I'm also a turbulent INTJ so it might be different for an assertive ENTJ Sincerely, An INTJ Edit: Lol, I just realized I ended the same way the original comment did. I didn't even notice that when I posted my comment, lol

@user-ur4hn6mw8t Жыл бұрын

I agree and would also like to see 16 personalities overthinking things

@sabercat5490 Жыл бұрын

Goth kids have personality?

@limelgiht Жыл бұрын

That’s the most entj comments I’ve seen ever

@Hugh_Yu-Gi-Oh Жыл бұрын

It's so funny how Pluto tells the rest of the planets, that the Star Games started like a billion years ago😂😂

@thatoneblueberry2738 Жыл бұрын

It had me crying honestly... "You too neptune?" *whispers* "I am sory" NEEDS to be in a movie!

@TEA4k Жыл бұрын

3:03 WHAT

@admygalaxy3 Жыл бұрын

Dude, someone needs to invent spacebook, like right now!!🤣🤣

@ficialintelligence1869 Жыл бұрын

I watch this, and think about my childhood, and I realize that I'm truly an INFPluto.

@benjochannel2527 Жыл бұрын

This is how Pluto is now a dwarf planet

@DrJuice7 Жыл бұрын

We NEED a sequel to this! “If Dwarf Planets were people.”

@MaryVanRooy Жыл бұрын

:(((( I actually feel really bad for Earth. I love how clearly you state these issues (it really does make an impact and causes me to see the issues us humans are perpetrating on this planet) Also, you’re a really good actor!! Nice! Bravo! 👏🏼

@irisschram Жыл бұрын

Me too! I was not expecting to be genuinely sobbing for Earth by the end of this video 😅😵😭 #infp

@luiiiandmovieee Жыл бұрын

when I was in third grade we painted on little silicone balls to create a model of the solar system. Me and a friend made Pluto (we glued sand on the ball) and since then it has been my favorite PLANET

@ySkout Жыл бұрын

In my school i had mercury :) It rarely showed in the vid, like my Project lol (never finished it)

@timschulerii57 Жыл бұрын

As someone who studies Astronomy, I actually enjoyed this. This is what I imagine the solar system conversation would be like. I like how the All Star game was something involved with our stars, I just love it.

@TimpossibleOne Жыл бұрын

Jupiter saying "by Jove!" Was meta enough for me.

@mechanikerkatze Жыл бұрын

I feel like a child right now. I can't stop laughing at Uranus🤣

@lisagd22 Жыл бұрын

Even if you say it the "right" way, you can still get a good snicker out of "Urine-ass." 🤣🤣🤣

@markwright3161 Жыл бұрын

The need for a special cushion after where earth's lifeforms decided to test a nuke is no laughing matter :)

@ProudRavenclaw23 Жыл бұрын

@@lisagd22 this has me seriously wondering how Uranus got it's name 🤔

@StephanieJeanne Жыл бұрын

Aww, poor Pluto. I liked him! I liked his song. He tried so hard! 😂 Saturn was a total hippie! Live it, Frank!🙌🤣💜

@dafryshenanigans4553 Жыл бұрын

_Man Neptune is such a cool/chill dude-_ *_Literally_*

@hobbitpeddler4267 Жыл бұрын

I love Jupiter saying "By Jove!" 🤣

@e.h.buchmann23 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that Pluto just went retrograde as it was leaving. Bravo, Frank! 👏👏👏

@jillharrison3924 Жыл бұрын

I thought throughout: “Wow! This skit might be the gold standard of Frank’s comedic and intellectual genius!!” I then saw in the comments that many others feel the same way-stellar job FJ!:)🙌

@aleyakhatun5532 Жыл бұрын

All the planest actually talk like this, we just can't hear them in space😂

@yumechan1386 Жыл бұрын

Omg i kinda feel bad for pluto, the poor guy just wanted to hang out

@gracesgr8t Жыл бұрын

Earth just losing it the whole video SENT me. But it makes so much sense given what Earth goes through. Frank is so creative

@theorycow Жыл бұрын

4:55 Is this a reference to Neptune being an INFP on PDB

@pixywings Жыл бұрын

Poor Pluto. Everyone is so mean to him. And poor Earth just cooking.😂

@qew8438 Жыл бұрын

Omg. Saturn’s rings got me. And the “By Jove.” Excellent.

@bopperette7260 Жыл бұрын

You're always a planet to me Pluto. Don't listen to them haters 😭💜

@truecure345 3 ай бұрын

2:43 funniest joke

@jadencasto Жыл бұрын

“You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up right?”

@JasonMoir Жыл бұрын

"Great red spot on the floor." Tell 'em, Jupiter.

@Elena.J Жыл бұрын

But Saturn's rings! 😂 Great idea!

@cosminandreimatei756 Жыл бұрын

Why I can hear All the single ladies in the background now?

@Grayment Жыл бұрын

If I was Pluto I would have said: „you guys don‘t f*cking deserve me byee“

@mossytime349 Жыл бұрын

pluto will always be a planet in our hearts

@ceilinh6004 Жыл бұрын

I want a sequel where Pluto finds friendship, and maybe even love, among his fellow dwarf planets.

@Carol_65 Жыл бұрын

So many levels from Earth’s global warming to “all-star game” to Saturn’s rings!👏👏 Bravo, Frank!

@ronnas4592 Жыл бұрын

Pluto will always be a planet in our hearts ❤️

@eviltacoduck 21 күн бұрын

bro i actually cried watching pluto leave it was so heartbreaking 😭 especially when he said "you can keep the monopoly game", so well written and acted

@m_i_d_n_i_g_h_t Жыл бұрын

I love this channel

@cutie5119 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😆

@lala_ala Жыл бұрын

@gisa.amorim Жыл бұрын

We all love it 😄

@Ohmeow_im_ari Жыл бұрын

The accuracy of Earth though🤯 I LOVE those skits, never fails to entertain me😻

@ViolinCover348 Жыл бұрын

"I can't cool it." Best wordplay I've ever heard. 👍

@ReviCat Жыл бұрын

Pluto is a planet again Phillip Metzger thanks for bringing this miracle here

@lala_ala Жыл бұрын

2:37 why was that so funny 😭

@GoldenWolf248 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know how these sketches always make me tear up either from laughter or feeling bad for a character. It takes skill to make people feel things for objects/characters they just met on a screen for a couple minutes.

@boingotloblessing4672 Жыл бұрын

It's nice how you showed us the dire situation that earth is in through comedy😁😁...thank you it was a very informative and a fun thing to watch🤗

@yoongisrose6968 Жыл бұрын

I feel like Pluto is like a social butterfly between the two systems but the fact that Pluto is my plant according to my house and zodiac sign. I relate to him so much

@aurnaurrr Жыл бұрын

Maybe you should try doing “if the 16 personalities were people” Could be a real channel boost you never know

@anniefarrell9907 Жыл бұрын

I'm extremely concerned about Earth. He just gets progressively sweaty and stressed

@chanslaptopp6946 2 ай бұрын

why do i always when i watch this i start crying when pluto says "you too, neptune?" cuz yall thats sad bro

@inblack585 Жыл бұрын

I love how our generation takes the revocation of plutos planet card as a personal offense Also we desperately need a sequel of his meeting with the dwarf planets

@meaning1780 Жыл бұрын

maybe you could try "the 16 personalities as Gods" could mix some egyptian, greek, hindu and other mythologies

@paintressmaya1450 Жыл бұрын

This was SaaaaaaaAd....... His embodiment of Earth, whew! 🌎 Go Frank! Awesomeness 💯

@Azulakayes Жыл бұрын

Earth is a literal hot mess.

@alaritheaurora5971 Жыл бұрын

It's okay Pluto, you'll be a planet again within the next week.

@LittleHistory7059 Жыл бұрын

It was so sad at the end when Pluto said “you can keep the monopoly game.”

@dragonwarriorxp2895 Жыл бұрын

Four words: Pluto. Is. A. PLANET!!

@flameking2178 Жыл бұрын

More than four words: 3:21

@HerKnightable Жыл бұрын

@@flameking2178 Two words.... Damn... Straight...

@inglesporu-lisboa1715 Жыл бұрын

You got a point... Dwarf planet is still planet, it is...

@thatoneguy611 3 ай бұрын

What about Eris, Ceres, Makemake and Hamea? If those aren’t planets then why should Pluto be one?

@samarapagann Жыл бұрын

New Frank's videos: * exist * Me: OK, I can do whatever I was doing before after this

@Acedoutspace Жыл бұрын

Everyone just being concerned over Earth the entire time is honestly hilarious

@namesurname449 Жыл бұрын

01:55 zeke yeager screams

@lunaloutfy Жыл бұрын

Omg this was so fun to watch and oddly accurate! As an INFJ, I deeply resonated with Neptune (but I can't speak for others who have the same type as me). However, do you reckon that this could lead to another video with the 16 personalities associated with the planets? Because I feel like it could definitely work and maybe the planets could be correlated with more than just one personality type because there are fewer planets in our solar system (that we know of) in comparison with the 16 types. I'd love to know your opinion on the matter because I enjoy your thoughts about stuff like this :)

@commandermercury6654 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know the specific MB personality types very well, but here’s what I like to think their overall personalities would be. Mercury: the wildcard who always has a comment and never slows down. Venus: the drama queen Earth: Frank’s take was perfect. Wouldn’t change a thing. Mars: sarcastic and feisty, but Frank’s more reasonable take was a fun switch-up. Jupiter: the overprotective older sibling that would go, “No one beats up my siblings BUT ME!” Saturn: the oddly popular introvert who absolutely knows they’re hot stuff. Uranus: neurotic, anal, and the butt of everyone’s jokes (….come on, I couldn’t resist). Neptune: the introvert who’s just kinda there to see how things play out.

@shashish6856 Жыл бұрын

@@commandermercury6654 tbh im neptune

@Coolramvishnu Жыл бұрын

I am an INFJ and A NEPTUNIAN! Neptune aspecting my sun and my sun being in 12H in my chart, makes me super neptunian, I am an OPP as they say, an outer planet person...having Pluto and Neptune so much fused to my sun makes me somewhat of an alien! And with so much vibing, magic, and inexplecible compassion going on with me all the time, I totally resonate with the fact that INFJ have Neptune energy! Astrology is pure science and needs to be explored in depth, I enjoy when these fields overlap so clearly... astrology + astronomy, when you study in depth, they are totally similar... astrology is just symbolic representation of astronomy. loved this video

@Coolramvishnu Жыл бұрын

@@commandermercury6654well, where's Pluto?😅

@Joonivy Жыл бұрын

This is the best save the Earth campaign than every NGO advertisements ever

@RomaisaaAhmed-uw7uu 4 ай бұрын

I feel bad for pluto, but also for Neptune.. You know that feeling when you just have to let go of something that REALLY helped you because you need to keep your life going without getting hated on? I don't think I have experienced this before but I think I know how it feels. The way pluto said "You too, Neptune?" Kinda broke my heart. Poor Neptune and Pluto..