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FREAKBAiT NEWS: The Fifth Dimensional Cheeseburger

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The first non-vertical format episode of FREAKBAiT NEWS!
Wiley Brooks (1936-2016) was an interesting character. He founded the Breatharian Institute of America, an ideology around the belief that one can survive without food or water and subsist solely on prana, or life energy.
In 1983, Brooks was reportedly seen leaving a Santa Cruz 7-Eleven with junk food (reported as a chicken pot pie, biscuits, and chili in some newspapers and twinkies, a Slurpee, and a hot dog in others). In a 2003 interview with Colors magazine, he admitted to occasionally breaking his fast with a cheeseburger and a cola, claiming that consuming junk food helped balance the influence of junk culture.
Brooks later asserted that all McDonald's locations were built on properties protected by 5th-dimensional high-energy spiritual portals and advocated for consuming Diet Coke and the McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese ("It is also acceptable to combine 2 quarter-pounder with cheese burgers to make one double-quarter pounder if you can't get the double-quarter-pounder with cheese where you live"). He also discouraged drinking water of any kind. The concept of interconnected 5D and 3D worlds was central to Brooks' beliefs, and he urged followers to eat these special 5D foods and meditate on specific magical 5D words.
Despite the controversies, he continued to promote Breatharianism through seminars and workshops for decades. He charged prospective clients between $100,000 and fifty billion dollars for "Immortality workshops" that were specifically aimed at billionaires. In 2016, Wiley finally ascended his physical form to the fifth dimension after dying of natural causes at eighty years old.
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Also I think I pronounced "breatharianism" wrong in my video. :D

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@ponponfo
@ponponfo Ай бұрын
Imagine getting caught running a scam operation because you bought a 7-Elevent pot pie.
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
it was a huge scandal at the time too. arguably made him more popular, but for the wrong reasons
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
Years ago, I started writing this episode of FREAKBAiT News but could never cut it down to below 90 seconds (the limit of IG Reels). Now that I'm on KZfaq, I feel like I can stretch out a little longer with these episodes and go a little more in depth. If I had another shot at this, it would probably extend to around twenty minutes, but animating that would be tedious. Also, I mispronounced "breatharian" in the video, but I didn't wanna go all the way back and rerecord the narration again, so I'll just take the L.
@mattrivera2465
@mattrivera2465 Ай бұрын
How is this a day ago????
@Froger916
@Froger916 Ай бұрын
Remember, two Ls make a W
@Froger916
@Froger916 Ай бұрын
​@@mattrivera2465I'm pretty sure at first it was members only then he made it available to everyone
@Catmuffin12
@Catmuffin12 Ай бұрын
@@mattrivera2465the video was probably unlisted for a day or two
@Shrimps-
@Shrimps- Ай бұрын
Wait, you on IG ??
@chessbergen
@chessbergen Ай бұрын
"You shouldn't eat junk food!" Me: "It's fifth dimensional, don't worry it's fine"
@a-guy-from-a-place
@a-guy-from-a-place Ай бұрын
Liquid air? Bros trying to be O'hare lol
@DELTA00111
@DELTA00111 Ай бұрын
DID YOU TIME TRAVEL???? ohh no your a member you got to see early lol
@user-zy7jg7qn6d
@user-zy7jg7qn6d Ай бұрын
real​@@DELTA00111
@Catmuffin12
@Catmuffin12 Ай бұрын
@@DELTA00111he did time travel
@X_Warrior_579-dm6ey
@X_Warrior_579-dm6ey Ай бұрын
I thought he time traveled too lol
@justamicrowave5297
@justamicrowave5297 Ай бұрын
Bars!
@GiannisYT243
@GiannisYT243 Ай бұрын
I got one. Today's mission: wake up at 2 AM while someone is sleeping on the couch, slowly turn on the lights and make something to eat and when they wake up and say what are you doing you say that he over slept and it's 2 PM.
@GrizzleFloof
@GrizzleFloof Ай бұрын
Cheebsurger 🍔
@Russell-vq6ux
@Russell-vq6ux Ай бұрын
Chicken pot pie, biscuits and chili
@sad_spongebobb
@sad_spongebobb Ай бұрын
Diet Coke 🥤
@minimuffinboi7611
@minimuffinboi7611 Ай бұрын
Seebchurger
@RottenHamburger
@RottenHamburger 28 күн бұрын
rotten hamburger
@minimuffinboi7611
@minimuffinboi7611 28 күн бұрын
@@RottenHamburger r/usernamechecksout
@KaaneDragonShinobi
@KaaneDragonShinobi Ай бұрын
I just bingewatched your entire freakbait news series just now You've got a genuine talent for presenting these stories...honestly you could probably make going to the DMV an experience of intrigue and mystery if you worked there, lmao.
@luhvmelody
@luhvmelody Ай бұрын
"Junk culture" as you show jojo siwa on screen. I see watcha did there 😂 YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT BACK, THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO! love your content and channel. keep it up!!
@Flipdagoose
@Flipdagoose Ай бұрын
FREAKBAiT NEWS should be a radio station in GTA VI
@demeaningrope0329
@demeaningrope0329 Ай бұрын
Finally a reliable news source
@Aplewood
@Aplewood Ай бұрын
Is so unfortunate most people mainly watch "todays missions" instead of this masterpiece
@WompWompIndustries
@WompWompIndustries Ай бұрын
insane dad lore
@0-_X.E.N.O.N_-0
@0-_X.E.N.O.N_-0 Ай бұрын
The fact that this is indeed true... that there actually was a guy named Wiley Brooks who founded breatheriansim... I'm absolutely mindfucked.
@gastonsacco1407
@gastonsacco1407 Ай бұрын
Im not lying on this one, 2 days ago i dreamed about that i was in a FREAKBAIT video, and i was cyan 💀
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
better than Red!
@crazydog1750
@crazydog1750 Ай бұрын
You’ve been watching too many FREAKBAiT videos, my dude. On a totally unrelated side note, I have been binging this channel since I discovered it.
@Woke-u8v
@Woke-u8v Ай бұрын
Today's mission: walk into a popular park and scream random pet names while wearing a falconry glove. Free land.
@Adoptimuscribble
@Adoptimuscribble 18 күн бұрын
i literally thought that freakbait was gonna say that people caught him eating fifth dimensional cheeseburgers to satiate his hunger discreetly
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fith dimensional hamburger goes hard af
@delusionalmerg1323
@delusionalmerg1323 28 күн бұрын
no I'm not eating a McDonalds cheeseburger cuz i like it, it just helps me adjust to the 5th dimension
@ronanmcqueary5215
@ronanmcqueary5215 Ай бұрын
My guy forgot to use the immortality lessons on himself
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Lol ❤🎉🎉🎉
@thegetawaydrifter
@thegetawaydrifter Ай бұрын
Nah, watching FREAKBAiT at 3 am hits different...
@napalm2159
@napalm2159 Ай бұрын
Bout to loop this for 8 hours to boost the video
@Experiment_Uses_Burners
@Experiment_Uses_Burners Ай бұрын
fr
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
🥰🥰🥰🥰
@Hiitzme_zahra
@Hiitzme_zahra Ай бұрын
I’m so sad we can’t see the magenta guys gyatt today 😢
@SIYAplays-mt3qu
@SIYAplays-mt3qu Ай бұрын
Wtf 💀💀
@Barb0nius
@Barb0nius Ай бұрын
Breaking news This weird ass guy died 8 years ago
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
only in this dimension. he's own a few McDonald's franchises in the fifth dimension.
@ItsYaBoiBannanaBoi
@ItsYaBoiBannanaBoi Ай бұрын
please make more videos like random videos that you made an year or two. its amazing.
@Steve-rv9fc
@Steve-rv9fc Ай бұрын
this made me move my bowel i am Steve
@Experiment_Uses_Burners
@Experiment_Uses_Burners Ай бұрын
thanks steve
@RubyRedAllOver
@RubyRedAllOver Ай бұрын
FBIcord moment..
@0taxz550
@0taxz550 Ай бұрын
Liquid air is the equivalent to powdered water.
@endermannull4420
@endermannull4420 Ай бұрын
there is a gap, on one side of which lies my understanding of the world, and on the other the world depicted henceforth beemschurger
@sneezydorg
@sneezydorg Ай бұрын
you know the story is wild when people dont even believe its real
@8-bit23
@8-bit23 Ай бұрын
Best title EVER!
@SponkThe1st
@SponkThe1st Ай бұрын
Love these videos FREAKBAiT, keep em up. They may not be as popular as the today's mission ones, but don't let that be a discouragement. Awesome work.
@Knockout_frenzy
@Knockout_frenzy Ай бұрын
Todays mission: Go to a drive through and talk in the deepest voice, when you come to get your food talk with the highest voice
@YaBoyEmoy
@YaBoyEmoy Ай бұрын
Bro convinced me the story was really for 2 minutes there
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
Look him up, he's 100% real.
@Dicksongaylord
@Dicksongaylord Ай бұрын
​@@FREAKBAiT Freakbait can you freakishly bait infront of me?
@YaBoyEmoy
@YaBoyEmoy Ай бұрын
Now I'm more confused ​@@FREAKBAiT😂
@Gront517
@Gront517 23 күн бұрын
Did you know that when someone says “and then you get infinite energy” anything they said before that is stupidly idiotic
@Thuselessone
@Thuselessone Ай бұрын
Just figured out freakbait does long-form and my life has been changed.
@Datboi_23
@Datboi_23 Ай бұрын
Yeah, this is... This is real.
@ItsYaBoiBannanaBoi
@ItsYaBoiBannanaBoi Ай бұрын
Freakbait I meant make those videos that you used too an year or two ago because their amazing and it makes me question why things are things. I love your content. But you need to make more of those random videos. And more relatable ones. But with your style. The ambiance and your voice just makes it heart breaking and satisfying. You have created such an art piece.
@Samba.thatartist
@Samba.thatartist Ай бұрын
Love the fact that he put a photo of Jojo siwa when he said Junk Culture 😭
@Trifun.
@Trifun. Ай бұрын
1:33 ... oh no ... i was a bad girl
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fr
@starr038
@starr038 Ай бұрын
Keep up the great work! 👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾
@Gridkakes
@Gridkakes Ай бұрын
Is this what you've been wanting to do for a change? Because if it is, i will be here for every episode!
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
This is one of my many other series that aren't TODAY'S MISSION. I've got lots more episodes already written and a few already recorded, I just have to set aside the time to animate them.
@Gridkakes
@Gridkakes Ай бұрын
@@FREAKBAiT okay. Well either way, I'm a fan!
@Idi0tperson1
@Idi0tperson1 Ай бұрын
Bro is a plant💀
@Jaydenhoward06
@Jaydenhoward06 Ай бұрын
Reallll
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fr
@MatthewSmart
@MatthewSmart Ай бұрын
If only Wiley Brooks bought nachos at the 7-Eleven instead of the chicken pot pie. Then we'd all have immortality by now.
@tatayakka285
@tatayakka285 Ай бұрын
junk culture = jojo siwa
@Boing655.
@Boing655. Ай бұрын
how did you even make that cool vhs thingy.
@sabin1022
@sabin1022 Ай бұрын
Alternative Title - FREAKBAIT NEWS: The Biggest Scammer in History 💀
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
oh there's been way bigger scammers. i might have to cover some interesting ones in future episodes.
@sabin1022
@sabin1022 Ай бұрын
@@FREAKBAiT bet 👍
@ashamansedai
@ashamansedai Ай бұрын
This is actually a real story 💀💀💀
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fr
@KerfusLol
@KerfusLol Ай бұрын
This is my favorite channel for lessons
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fr
@TypedKibbles960
@TypedKibbles960 Ай бұрын
mans really sold immortality lessons but shoulda sold one to himself
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Fr
@Tinepotnod
@Tinepotnod Ай бұрын
Fellow freakers we will not be baited by this
@nonstopcubing
@nonstopcubing Ай бұрын
I love 5th dimensional dehydrated water
@basick_C
@basick_C Ай бұрын
Why all the creators who blow up on shorts struggle to get views on their longer videos? Even if the quality of them is on a high level. It's kinda sad, because it looks like if you get popular on shorts you will stay popular only on shorts (unless you promote your long format videos(and still it may not help) or you're just really lucky). Freakbait, if you're reading this, please, at least sometimes upload not on shorts
@Russell-vq6ux
@Russell-vq6ux Ай бұрын
How is bro built like that💀 he's him
@xX_isopod_Xx
@xX_isopod_Xx Ай бұрын
This is actually real
@Vinnboy345
@Vinnboy345 Ай бұрын
Todays mission: continue this man’s work
@ConnieTheo
@ConnieTheo Ай бұрын
If he claimed he didn't need food or water, why didn't he want to be in in a controlled environment for a month to prove it? I mean I know why he didn't do it (it's a scam) but why didn't his followers thought about the fact that he wouldn't do it?
@Piotr_Tokarz
@Piotr_Tokarz Ай бұрын
Because followers (most of the time) dont question what they follow
@golovkaanna8757
@golovkaanna8757 Ай бұрын
@@Piotr_Tokarz Not most of the time, all of the time. Because it is a condition to be a follower
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
​@@Piotr_Tokarz Fr
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
​@@golovkaanna8757 Fr
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
​@@golovkaanna8757 Fr
@SelinaKyleMommyCat
@SelinaKyleMommyCat Ай бұрын
Earth Prime?
@wigligigly3375
@wigligigly3375 Ай бұрын
The thing is, a con artist with claims this ridiculous still bejng this successful is a relatively common thing, i mean people used to sell uranium tablets to people
@ultrajasperworld
@ultrajasperworld Ай бұрын
Idk if theres enough that kind of todays mission shorts for it but could you make a compilation of the wholesome ones?
@yaky_thoughts34
@yaky_thoughts34 Ай бұрын
THE JOJO SIWA PICTURE LOL
@Catmuffin12
@Catmuffin12 Ай бұрын
Wow! Delectable
@beans_are_tasty_
@beans_are_tasty_ Ай бұрын
Dude this is cool keep up the good work!
@Myrddin0069
@Myrddin0069 23 күн бұрын
Oh yeah I actually have went to college at the Breatharian institute
@Mrloophole
@Mrloophole Ай бұрын
FREAKBAiT News!!! Easily the best Channel.
@Rigbone64
@Rigbone64 Ай бұрын
Photosynthesis
@snekksuperior
@snekksuperior Ай бұрын
What if he can live without food but he just likes eating it
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
i think you'd be a great PR agent for him
@TheGameGuy2024
@TheGameGuy2024 Ай бұрын
Burbur 🍔
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Burbur 🍔
@thatbiachecalledLoue
@thatbiachecalledLoue Ай бұрын
the only tv broad i would watch
@therealwafflewizard
@therealwafflewizard Ай бұрын
Average late night snack
@RottenHamburger
@RottenHamburger 28 күн бұрын
rotten hamburger
@Eclipsed-hd9rn
@Eclipsed-hd9rn 5 күн бұрын
I’m sorry guys I ate all the fifth dimension cheeseburgers I guess we gotta go back to forth dimension cheeseburgers like plebs
@FunEnthusiast9763
@FunEnthusiast9763 Ай бұрын
finally a good news source
@Nickmane193
@Nickmane193 Ай бұрын
CHEESEBURGER???
@GoldEmberMage
@GoldEmberMage Ай бұрын
mmmm Beesechurger
@frost_y_6166
@frost_y_6166 Ай бұрын
Hey quick tip try ticking off the box that says notify subscribers for your shorts, For why visit pirate software’s video You deserve way more traction on your shorts.
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
my shorts do pretty well, it's my longer form videos that aren't as high performing
@Xaviheehee
@Xaviheehee Ай бұрын
​@@FREAKBAiT I mean, to be fair, 20K views on this video compared to the 339K view on your most recent short, speaks for itself
@ThumbsUpwan
@ThumbsUpwan Ай бұрын
now *THIS* is a news channel i could watch
@radishTM
@radishTM Ай бұрын
i love these types of vids, they’re so 👾
@_alex06
@_alex06 Ай бұрын
FIFTY BILLION?????????????????
@Spadunkk
@Spadunkk Ай бұрын
I’m not a liquid air adict, you are!
@ionisator1
@ionisator1 Ай бұрын
i love your videos freakbait
@Somebodyathome
@Somebodyathome 13 күн бұрын
OH MY GOSH SO TRUE
@shapeswitch_mood7221
@shapeswitch_mood7221 Ай бұрын
This was very teaching!
@marsiplyer210
@marsiplyer210 Ай бұрын
So basically, a guy found a way to live longest by eating fast food for his entire life, creating a 5th dimension within the cheeseburgers he ate.
@Anoni-W
@Anoni-W Ай бұрын
Bro was a walking scam and never admit it until the end 💀
@Proaviationgamer19
@Proaviationgamer19 Ай бұрын
no one asked
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
I wonder how much of it he actually believed and how much he was bullshitting.
@Russell-vq6ux
@Russell-vq6ux Ай бұрын
​@@Proaviationgamer19tf is bro mad about 💀
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
​​@@Russell-vq6ux He's not mad
@connorking33
@connorking33 Ай бұрын
Hey I want a fifth dimensional cheeseburger
@QAT29
@QAT29 Ай бұрын
we need the fourth dimensional cheeseburger now 🗣️🗣️
@HzkLexie
@HzkLexie Ай бұрын
Huh, it days released 12 seconds ago. Yet there are comments from 2 days ago?
@ThePeriodicTableOfElements
@ThePeriodicTableOfElements Ай бұрын
members see vids early.
@prinxmathis91
@prinxmathis91 Ай бұрын
I love ur channel
@xynx_121
@xynx_121 Ай бұрын
we need to see the gyatt.
@shaun034
@shaun034 Ай бұрын
This is good sir
@poetbrained9408
@poetbrained9408 Ай бұрын
I miss the tie
@Readyforaslowflight
@Readyforaslowflight Ай бұрын
The cult of breathing. Nice
@Lepro2526
@Lepro2526 Ай бұрын
I would love a documentary about this😂
@FREAKBAiT
@FREAKBAiT Ай бұрын
There's so much more to the story that I would love to explore, but it would take so much time and effort to give it justice. He was quite the character.
@AntMac-sg9ff
@AntMac-sg9ff Ай бұрын
LIQUID AIR😂😂😂
@Adashofhawtsauc3
@Adashofhawtsauc3 Ай бұрын
Anyone else staring at the abyss rn? It’s crazy, it stares back
@Mugmanravis
@Mugmanravis Ай бұрын
Ahhhhhh air my main corse
@khanes5376
@khanes5376 Ай бұрын
I thought this was some alternate timeline of yours, this is real?!
@V3N0M75_ITA
@V3N0M75_ITA Ай бұрын
Yea
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon Ай бұрын
are the 2 extra dimensions spatial dimensions
@tempers_vr
@tempers_vr Ай бұрын
why is this acctually pretty good?
@simonchouinard3379
@simonchouinard3379 Ай бұрын
👾
@anerd5711
@anerd5711 Ай бұрын
Ain't that neat.
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