Government: Work from home Barbers:

Fell asleep woke up at 4am to Thor’s stunt double giving me a clean shave.

Thor after losing his hammer :

I left KZfaq playing at night and this was playing when I had to wake up for work. And I fell back asleep and woke up again and it showed I watched all your videos. I missed work for a week, Totally worth it!!

Avengers: Saving the world THOR: Shaving the world

Thanos: I am inevitable Thor: I'm a barber

Here's the clips 0:14 tapping bag thingy 0:58 rubbing together clothing or whatever. 2:04 tapping some nivea/or whatever :3 2:41 some tappings again 😩 3:09 wipping the shaving tool 👌 3:25 cleaning out some cups/or whatever. 3:53 some 5sec spraying sounds 4:10 some finger rubbing on mic/sounds 4:22 spraying/shaking bottle sound?. 5:08 towel on the mic 🎙/rubbing/wiping/or whatever hes doing to it. 6:00 some gentle winding towel sounds. 6:33 some shaking bottle sounds again. 6:49 time for some rubbing towel sound again+spraying bottle sounds. 8:17 bottle shaking+spraying+rubbing mic, again?. 8:51 gentle Towel wind blows again?. 9:18 rubbing/mixing? some cream + with brush. 10:59 towel+spraying+rubbing/mixing?. 11:36 no towel+mixing some cream?. 12:17 where he's putting the shaving cream on. 14:18 ready to shave bbg 😏 16:49 bottle spraying again?. 17:01 towel+spraying+finger rubbing? Or whatever. 18:55 no towel+mixing cream again?. 20:32 another putting on shaving cream on mic/whatever..👹 22:02 where hes about to shave ya mic face again. 23:54 some bottle spraying Again?. 24:08 towel+bottle spraying+fingertapping?. 26:35 gentle towel winding again?. 27:14 shaving ya last bit of 🎙 hair 😔. 30:01 some towel + finger tapping/rubbing/or whatever. 31:34 some gentle towel winding again 😌💅. 32:19 and taking yo shaving protection clothing? off 🙉

I like how thor knows his work and does it with seriousness and with complete professionalism

Avengers : saving the world Thor : doing asmr

Loki: I have an army Tony: We have...a barber

美容院の動画だったら圧倒的にこの動画が1番なんだよね、、 もうここにきはじめてかれこれ3年は経ったけどやっぱりいい音😭💗

Que grande es Thor, relajandonos para dormir a gusto :D

POV: You walk into Thor's barber shop 5 minutes before close.

Avengers : "Thor help, the world needs to be saved!" Thor : "Naah... It needs to be shaved"

It was the first asmr I watched... I liked it so much that after that I continued to get carried away with it all! Thank you, Fred.

how cool it is to fall asleep to ASMR from Thor Thanks Fred ❤

Spiderman far from home: "Thor is busy doing other stuff." Thor:

Mom: What are you watching ? Me: Thor giving a mic the best day of its life.

I didn't know that Thor had left the Avengers to become a barber.

Sheesh Thor got mad barber skills

My therapist: Barber Thor doesn’t exist Barber Thor: edit: mom i’m famous

Thor giving me a haircut “Because that’s what heroes do”

why is thor doing asmr

Me: try NOT to fall asleep. me in 10 min:😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴💤💤💤💤💤😪

Why did you click on this video? 3 Million People: I thought it was Thor. Me: I wanted to see him shave a mic

**moves a chair in the timeline** The timeline: I’m Thor, God of the barbers

Thor: sorry Marvel I will do ASMR from now on

A multiverse where thor is a barber

Mum:wtf are you doing Me: listening to Thor giving me a fresh cut

Bro went from being a god to being my barber💀

Brad Pitt ASMR

He may look like Thor but he’s moving like the Flash in this video

Avengers: having a civil war Thor:

Anyone who is still watchin' this perfect video? I'm with you, guys

And so I've come back again to get a fresh cut from Thor. Thank you Thor, always there for me

Me: guys, can we stop with the Thor jokes already? Also Me: I can't believe i'm watching Thor shaving a microphone

The multiverse is open Thor in a random timeline: I'm Thor, the barber

I hated "asmrtist" for a long time due to how they perverse asmr with all the exaggeration and sexualisation. But this dude, a chance algorithm, is actually recreating real asmr! basically a foley. 90/100! Minus points for random tapping and shaving strokes. Ppl dont randomly tap client's face and they shave with multiple strokes not singles stroke. This is a pleasant find. This will be my sleep pill tonight 😊

thanks, Thor :)

Everyone: He looks like thor. Me: *𝗕𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗗 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗦*

My mom: What are you doing on your phone? Me: I'm watching Thor give a shave to a mic.

Thanks for giving me a better sleep thor ❤

My mom: hey son, what are you watching? Me: Thor shaving a microphone

2% of the comments: WOW THIS IS SO RELAXING the other 98%: THOR

very good!

Thor asmr 😂😂

25% asmr comments 20% Spanish comments 94% thor meme comments

The camera is like: WERE SHOULD I FOCUS?!?

Esse video é maravilhoso sempre volto aqui pra dormi❤😴

This is so satisfying I’m falling asleep at 7 of the morning

Iron man in his free time: invents a new armor. Captain America: trains Thor:

Thor : chops Thanos's head off Five years later - Thor : so u want a shave

This man is so gentle with a straight face and he is doing it professionally.

todo un capo thor salvando al mundo y relajandote en sus tiempos libres 👍

Other barbershop asmr: Hello sir, what can i do for you? Fred: "Starts without talking"

Nah he don’t look like Thor… Thor looks like him

Que buen ASMR Thor, gracias!!!

12:41 when he actually does the liquid thing from thumbnail

Thor: Lord of Thunder Odin’s first son A literal god Also a barber

My dad: why did the haircut take so long? The barber:

你的声音听起来给人一种安全感❤

How humble Thor taking an ASMR so that our insomnia goes away 🤑 Good video bro👍

*Loki doing evil stuff* Iron man: Come on you got to get out there. Thor: Hold up this is my last customer.

Me: getting triggers from this video Also me: Reading "Thor" comments.

youre such an nice person! i love your asmr! :D

Los Vengadores necesitan a Thor. El Thor:

Me: Fred give me the brain melting special! Fred: Say no more....

Can we all appreciate how he puts a Star Wars quote in every one of his videos descriptions, I feel that doesn’t get noticed enough

Thor after Avengers endgame 😂

I love how this man can find a way to make ASMR seem aggressive and rushed without ruining it.

Wanda: kidnaps a town Loki: messes with the time line Thor : *shaves (a microphone)*

My man's face looks like he is trying to hit a world record speed run of asmr. He is so focused : I normally don't do these things, but it made my morning to wake up to 1.3k likes, thanks.

You couldn’t convince me ten years ago that I’ll be watching a man shave a microphone on KZfaq in ten years

Thor working his side job when he couldn't afford to buy more beer :

Context: The Avengers are in lockdown. This is Thor’s new hobby.

This guy really goes above and beyond. Those hot towels are literal hot towels, you can see the steam coming off of them.

3 years ago and he still being Thor👁👄👁

yo i smoked 2 bowls before this and now its got me feelin crazy, Fred i love what you do

Came for the asmr but ended up laughing so hard at these thor comments

Loki: "what was your nexus event"? Thor: "It's complicated....."

Thanks man !❤ i can relax from my anxity

It's satisfying tysm...appreciate him guys....he worked so hard for us comeon

Imagine being this guy's roommate and see him delicately shaving a microphone.

You are my new favorite asmrtist

Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.” Thor: Takes it to heart and becomes a barber instead

Me: I wonder what Thor does on his free time? Thor: you want the usual Mr Stark?

he's really good at this 😭♥️ I'm so jealous of that mic

Es lo mejor que he escuchado

Hulk: gets mad Thor: whips out spray bottle

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good his camera is

That was amazing dudeee❤❤

Loki is happy for Thor that he got a job

I really appreciate the hard work and effort keep it up. love it

Hehe that’s “Loki” satisfying

8 years old me trying to make potions be like:

So that’s why Thor wasn’t in civil war movie he’s been busy doing ASMR videos nice!

Nice asmr

Im watching this so my fbi agent can fall asleep.

The microphone’s wife: Hey honey, how’d the haircut go? The microphone: It was Thor.

Magical sounds, I really like it, thank you