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6:00 Mark "its got sauce, its got cheese." that impression was spot on hahahahaha

Eagerly waiting for Mark to snap.... Please make it happen you guys 😋

Gives him a biryani with cheese and sause and dough..... “Its a pizza”

For those wondering, here are all 12 of Mark’s rules so far, including all variations, in order of their first appearance (rewatched every episode for this). Personal comments between /* */. 1a. Sauce, Cheese, and Dough (S1E1,2,3,4,6) 1b. Sauce. Cheese. Dough. That’s it. (S2E1,3,4,6;S3E6) 1c. Dough. Sauce. Cheese. That’s it. (S3E4,7) /* So, according to versions b and c, "that's it," is pepperoni pizza not pizza??? */ 2a. You walk into a pizzeria, the smell should punch you in the face. (S1E1,4) 2b. When you walk into a pizzeria, the aroma should punch you right in the face. (S2E1,3,5,7) 2c. When I walk into a pizzeria, I want that smell to punch me in the face. (S3E1,2,3,6) 3a. Pizza tastes best served right out of the oven. (S1E2,5,6) 3b. Pizza must be eaten hot out of the oven. (S2E2) /* So, in version b, "must," is cold pizza not pizza??? */ 4. 500 degrees across the board. (S1E1,2,5) /* Aren’t most pizza ovens a lot hotter? */ 5. Make it really good. (S1E1,3) 6a. A pizza should look better than it tastes. (S1E1,2,3,6) 6b. Pizza should look as good as it tastes. (S2E1,2,3,4,6,7;S3E1,2,3) /* Which is it? "Better" or "As good"? */ 7. Pizza should be eaten with your hands, never a fork and knife. (S2E1,2,5;S3E1,4,5,7) 8a. Pizza dough: flour, water, yeast. Nothing else. (S2E2,4,5) 8b. Pizza dough should be made from flour, water, salt, and yeast. Nothing else. (S3E1,5) /* So, is salt allowed, or not? */ 9. Real Pizza needs to have the finest and ingredients. (S2E3,4,7) 10. Pizza should be baked in an oven. (S2E5,6) 11. Pizza should be round or square-no other shape. (S2E7) 12a. You should taste the town that the pizza came from. (S3E1,2,3) 12b. A city’s got flavor; you should be able to taste that when you eat there. (S3E4,5,7) 12c. A city’s got flavor; you should be able to taste that in their pizza. (S3E6) Other ‘Rules’ and Comments of Note (rewatched some, but not all, of every episode): A. S1E3: “No dessert; pizza and calzone, leave me alone.” B. S2E3: “You can eliminate the sauce, and just have cheese, and have a pizza; you can eliminate the cheese, and just have sauce, you still have a pizza… You can eliminate one of the two, meaning, sauce and cheese, and you still have a pizza.” Ci. S2E6: “Don’t you ever bring me a rainbow pizza.” Cii. S2E6: “I like it so much, that I’m going to have to say it’s pizza.” D. S2E8: “Scott is no longer allowed in my pizzeria.” E. S3E5: “S: Do you have rules for calzones? / M: Uhhm… No.” Most common rules seem to be numbers 6 (13 occurrences), 1 (13 occurrences), and 2 (10 occurrences). Let me know if I missed anything, or got anything wrong! Also, Mark should clarify rules 1, 3, 4, 6, and 8.

Mark bout to go John Wick on Scott 😂

Scott:What is this?? Mark:Dough Scott:Bread..french bread Don't u ever end this series guys..we need more seasons.

I hope u guys do a tour in Italy also it'd be really fun to watch u guys go on a real road trip

Mark needs to try a pizzarito, a pizza burrito. They have it at a place called Russo’s in Pearl River

I started losing it when mark was impersonating scotts voice

I'm surprised Mark still haven't murdered Scott in this episode.

"You little d*ckhead" 😂💀👀

Honestly the best series on KZfaq. Completely underrated!

I just can't get enough of this show. This should be a continued KZfaq show. Never-ending would Never bore me. Please keep this pizza series alive! LOVE it!!!

nice to see scott being mentally stable edit: nvm

It's not a kidnap situation anymore? Well......ok sure. Some normality.

When Mark broke into the Scott voice was just 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This role reversal was hilarious and Mark mocking Scott made me so happy XD

Mark: You resorted to kidnapping Scott: No! I resorted to.....showing my friend a good time. If that's a crime take me away. *KNOCKING INTENSIFIES* *FBI OPEN UP !!!!*

I love this series. Honestly you guys are just so fantastic. The acting, the editing, the music and of course your personalities. I hope people come up with new pizzas just so this show never ends!

Anyone else had gold pizza flashbacks when the owner said 'nice and crispy'?

Looks like those frozen french bread pizzas my parents used to buy

I can't tell if Mark is a good actor, if he is actually being tortured by Scott.

Lol scott afraid mark gonna kill him, It mean the producer saw all comment video that mark gonna kill him

The best food series on KZfaq right now! It makes my day whenever I see a new upload!

This show just keeps getting better, the hosts are committed to this labor of love. Good job!

Mark impersonating Scott's voice was just amazing 🤣😂👀💀

This is my favorite series of anything on KZfaq.These guys are great!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn’t kidnap mark, he can handle himself, got stabbed and managed to fight back.

Wait so it's a parm sandwich? Not pizza. Or is it?

Seriously, you guys, this show, the entire production are awesome.

The moment Scott said French bread, the picture in the back fell at 0:05. That pic’s reaction is the same one I have. Scott should’ve stuck with dough to make Mark think it’s a pizza

Love you guys! Watching you always draws a smile in my face.

Mark and Scott argues like a couple that has been together for 472 years

this is honestly the one of best things on YT right now. this is better than most professional food shows. its really entertaining

The acting is brilliant, it’s like they are experienced actors!

This pivot is sooo well done

I love a light hearted mark, this episode was just wholesome

Please never stop this show! Go International next!

I would have snapped. Mark is really using his patience on Scott. I know this is a show but eating pizza every day. I could not do. lol.

Hands down one of the best shows on KZfaq 🍕♥️

I seriously appreciate the dedication of developing this KZfaq vid into more of a tv style comedy/some-what-drama series 🤣🙌🏼. It started off educational (and still kind of is) and is venturing off into a split of that plus entertainment. Really enjoying it 🤙🏽

you guys mark scott this show this channel its just so good please dont end this show

0:05 I love how the picture falls down

There is so much character development in season 3

The music and feel of this episode totally felt like an episode of High Maintenance from HBO!

I really love you guys together! Such an amazing duo!

Who is doing the editing buy that person a pizza :)

Best part of my Mondays! Can't wait for this roadtrip to go international :o

Best program on youtube!!!

The funniest episode of the entire series.. well done

why is this series actually so good

What an awesome series. Love it. Mark is hilarious.

Literally only came here because I was in Spike's when the crew was setting up to film this segment and David told me it was up when I went back recently.... Spike's is AMAZING, but this segment did NOT make it look good.. If anyone is reading this and is near a Spike's- GO THERE! IT'S AMAZING!!!!

The duo we always needed

Munchies meets curb your enthusiasm.. Love it!

Best episode yet!

If scott is acting, he is a genius actor.

Mark’s impression of Scott is immaculate.

Editor left us hanging with that 'NICE and CRISPY' just sitting in the air like that!

That look that Mark gave 😂 - 2:47

Best series ever.

This production is just crazy, what is happening? :D IT'S MINDBLOWING

Great editing as usual, my only comment is not enough "nice and crispy" sound bite from the $2000 pizza ep

5:59 I’ve been waiting forever for this!!!!

10:04 I love how the middle of the road is painted as the Italian flag. Very nice touch.

Loving irony in this episode. Mark getting so sick of pizza that he calls them all pizza! He's a broken man...

We need more and longer episode of this!

I love this series so damn much! I love mark!! He's my personality times 20!!

never stop making these please

Enjoying the show. Keep it going!

The change in dynamic was hilarious

Mark's impression of Scott was SPOT on, I couldn't start laughing!!! #literallydying

Heading to NYC this weekend.. Can't wait to try Pizza at Lucali..

the most entertaining duo since peanut butter and jelly

Best episode yet

This is the funniest episode I’ve seen yet

One of the funniest episodes I’ve ever watched

Funny video! Definitely going to try Spikes out one day!!!! 🍕

why is this the perfect thing to watch at 2am?

That “2 star hotel” took me out😂

Scott you guys need your Own show this was the best show yet

Guys when is this series back? Cant wait!

Oh My God,I’ve never heard the word “pizza” so much in my entire life!

When youtube videos have higher production value than MTV

We had French Bread Pizza in the UK in the 80's... I can imagine what they'd taste like today but back then, they were great

Mark- “Eets got cheese eets got dough eets got sauce eets a pizza” Eets is stuck in my hea dnow

i love this show.

I’m so happy you guys kidnapped mark from the pizza show. Really dough was meant to be

I love this show

i remember going to spikes a long time ago when i was a kid. crazy to see it in a video

I gotta be honest I loveeeeee this show these guys a brilliant

Amazing

I think Mark would make a great Joel (from the Last of Us).

2:40 best moment of the show lmfao

They need to bring this back

if you stop this show i will go complete sicko mode i love this series so much

Everyone call everything a pizza because it has cheese and sauce in it. But no one knows how a pizza should be built.

Awesome!

Turning anything into a Pizza is a super power.