At first i thought i just got the lights stomped out of me by 1 guy but i feel better about my skills knowing it was 3

Kat: " hey, your finnaly awake" Me: let me guess you tried to cross the border, and you got caught in an imperial ambush

Kat: What should we do in said date?? Me: Take me to the hospital...

Kat: “Why are you pulling me in?” Me: *whispers* “hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper.”

Refusing to go to the hospital. The interrogation series has taught me well

Kat: Don't touch your face, it's pretty cut up. Me: I'll touch my face as much as I- *cries of agony and regret*

[Monday morning] Boss: So let me get this straight: You missed 16 work related calls, because you were unconscious and heavily injured after a bar fight with three drunken men. Am I missing any details? Me: I was, um... staying with my friend who patched me up, and confessed romantic feelings for me, sir... Boss: Prone to violence, no stranger to facing multiple opponents, scars from a bar fight... You'll fit in wonderfully here!

Even when Kat calls me roadkill, it's still sweet enough to make me blush.

"Don't touch your face" Me: o.o *raises hand from face* "How the-"

Drunken guy tried to hurt cat target required show them no mercy!

Her: "you really don't remember fighting 3 other people?" Me: "THERE WAS 3 OF THEM?!? I ONLY TOOK THEM ON BECAUSE HE WAS ALONE!"

Making it sound like I was drunk and had a concussion at the same time.

A haiku about caring. Ahem: Never left behind Doing everything with you We're a two wolf pack

DID I WIN THE FIGHT?!?!?

This girl: why did you do that??? Me: why do you think This girl: don't mess with me Me: if somebody fricking takes on 3 guys for you, cares about you more than themselves and kisses you then they probably ain't messing with you

This was so good Kat. You never fail to make things feel super comforting.

"Yes, that is pain and you're feeling it for a good reason!" 🤣

"Do you think of yourself ever" Me: nah a chicken fish will help anyone cause of magic Have a great day everyone *blub blub* Remember you all are wonderful people

You produce some of the best roleplay audios, your voice acting is incredible it feels so real. Im surprised you dont have a bigger following cs this is high quality audio. Keep up what your doing👍👍

This is very very sweet and heartfelt. Also I find it hilarious that the listener is essentially nude yet was asking if touching her thigh was ok.

MY LEG HURTS SM FOR SOME REASONS AND THIS REMINDED ME THAT IBUPROFEN EXISTS, SO IM GONNA GO TAKE THAT 😭✋

Me losing a fight? That's almost as fictitious as someone caring this much for me.

You are ridiculously enjoyable to listen to and deliver lines so naturally. Love it to death.

She sounds like Chloe from Life Is Strange

Oh my gosh, I loved this. Kat your performances are always great but this was a-freakin'-mazing! 5:40 onwards for me particularly hit something powerful. Being able to nail sounding upset and not hamfist it AT ALL. I got a little choked up, I'm not going to lie! Wasn't expecting it to lowkey slap me with the feels bat! Expect a new Pinecone in the forest shortly

i would be proud if i was able to confront 3 people like that and confess after being beat up

Her: I didn't know you could do all that! Me knowing I have a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu: Did I at least beat 1 of them?

Now I don’t think it’s just the Barnum effect but I genuinely believe this story fits me and I just love your character and your reaction to it all - the cute little being a bother mentality and everything. This was nice. I enjoyed every second of it. I truly felt immersed into another reality where I now have a girlfriend. You did a great job, this video is a masterpiece. I rate it a 10/10 don’t stop making these Also I subscribed, can’t wait to binge watch all your videos

Hope this story continues 😸

Her: Hey your awake Me: 5 more minutes

You've always liked me? Well that's a perfect start to my new year Kat! Lol 😁😊

This was cute! And also kinda funny. I liked it

Wow. Fell off a ladder, THEN almost died in a fight? What a world.

He slapped my ass" ah so they chosen death " loads M32 with malicious intent "

Me:*kinda blushing bc im bisexual* Also me:*being reminded of one of my girl friends that I had a crush on*

Me " i think you going to drag me with my broken leg and i feel like i don't deserve your kindness but now i don't mind at all because you like me and i like you so hehe 😁😁😘

Aww such a lovely video 🖤🖤 you're awesome Kat!!

love these kinds of audios

I saw this a while back and have already installed this into my book of knowledge but I came to listen to it again because I enjoyed it so much.

Her "your laying here like a piece of roadkill, and all you can think about is making sure I'm ok" Me "I could be actually road kill and making sure you are ok would still be the most important thing to me"

If listener had activated his full simp potential, he could have taken 20 guys and not broken a sweat the love must not be real

"Its pain and youre feeling it for a reason" Yeah i just woke up after eating knuckle sandwiches for dinner you call me bestie first thing in the morning.. dont know which hurts more🙈

Your voice sounds great and you deserve more subs. Thanks for the vid :)

Awwww I would love one of these that's Carol from twd talking to listener about how brave and good she is after saving Carol from being hurt. And listener confesses her adoration.

I will watch your career with great interest.

Your always here for me thanks

Perspectives can change when grab-assing leads to life or death, I guess. Lol.

Oh, thanks for everything!

Nice one, enjoyed it really much :) Happy new year btw 🎉

“Is it coming back to you now?” Not quite could you describe it with sound effects?

This is by far one of my favorite audios. 🙂

“Hey your awake” Aw damn, they caught me trying to cross the border didnt they

Omg 😲 How am I just finding you.This is my first time seeing or hearing about you I am upset😒 This is so good there is alot of different emotions and you definitely got me all in the story.Well im so happy cause now I have audio's to listen to.So atleast there's an upside for me just finding you💖 Great Job☺

kat: you might need a ice bath Me: *gets up and walks out the door* kat: what are you doing your hurt Me: you are not making me have an ice bath kat: *trys making me get back in bed to rest* Me: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *screems in agony and pain while running*

Well I’ve got a date with the hospital

ohhh I loved this one :D

"Good morning bestie" Damn I got friendzoned in an audio

hi btw i love your videos

"Hey, whats the face you making" Me: its the face of disappointment and sad Her: 🆗 Me: 🆗

Can we get a sequel? I really liked this!

You sound exactly like Victoria from How I Met Your Mother, if you dont know, look it up cause damn.

This is so good❤

Day date?!?! That’s like the expressway into the friend zone. We going out for a date night

This is actually one of my fantasies. Protecting the girl I love and then her patching me up after

Here I am, peacefully listening.. I’m a minute in and I get to the line that says “how are you feeling?” (Or something like that) AND SUDDENLY AN ARBYS COMMERCIAL CUTS OFF THE VIDEO AND I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD-

"Let me get you some ibuprofen." Don't you dare, give me baby's first pain killer! I need *real* pain meds.

She always liked him but wasn't prepared to actually be loved, by him.♥️

**pain noise**

This is epic.

"You really don't remember fighting 3 other people" Me: well did I win?

**in wheezy voice from the pain** Yes I would like some Ibuprofen please

Sometime i wish I was left in that alley...

*My Pan heart is happy* 💜

Our first date to A&E would be so romantic.

Her: dont move please Me: *rolling my dumbass off the side of the bed* AAAAAHHHHHH

Kat: "Why are you pulling me in?" *whispers* "Some guy at the bar turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen."

*._. it’s so weird since i always listened to this...but now i’m just kinda...😳*

Subbed. Top tier

I will always be there for you and protect you with my life 😊

You are that annoying friend and that’s why I love you 😊❤️

Kat: You're gonna break something Me: I can't break what's already broken. *Proceeds to break more ribs trying to sit up*

“Yes that is pain, your feeling it for a good reason” Ahhh shit...did I get curb stomped? Can you ask them to do it again???

Oh, wow you sound just like Chloe Price. (Will you ever do a Lis Chloe Price Asmr ? ) This was so comforting

"Don't touch your face. It's all cut up." Who the f_ck was I fighting? Freddy Kruger?

5:15 contrary to popular belief you can learn to fight from anime... kinda it's not gonna be super effective but it kinda works

Is it bad I enjoyed this as a bi female? Great job👍🏽

I’m glad that I don’t have pain on my chest. Thank goodness for heart, and three pectus surgery.

Kat: you really don't remember fighting 3 other people? Me (in Spanish): ¿como que 3? ._.

I think we all agree that we need a part 2 to this

“Every time I hang out with you, you take years off my life” Me: Oh yes I’m sorry about that, but whose the one who should be in the ER right now hmm?

*pulls her in for a kiss* "Why did you do that?" *inhale* "OH GOD! THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA! MY RIBS I THINK YOU BROKE MY....mmm ribs, I'm hungry"

i lost the fight??! oh no i feel like a wimp

I lost to ONLY 3 people??? and you did ALL of this?!? I would've thought I clutched at least a 1v5, probably a 1v6 for this treatment, but hey, I'll take it

I splashed you with water, then dived into the bed soaking wet. I just about died

Ah I need a medic bag!

"Do you only think about others?: Me:"Yeah pretty much."

(Halfway through her rant) *sits up and kisses her, cutting her off mid rant*

She sounds like a badass. 🔥

"So you are awake..." THE ELDER SCROLLS V

3 people? Man it usually takes 10 to take me down must have been drunk.