I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless
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Күн бұрынSquad is a large scale realistic multiplayer tactical shooter, but underneith all that useless stuff that nobody cares about, Squad is a place where unhinged builders can achieve their dreams. Behold, as me and my buddy Kubus work together with a squad of diggers to create the greatest castle superfob to ever exist, but is it even worth the effort?
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I Am Back - Ruiqi Zhao
Just Like Paradise - Jon Bjork
New Horizons - Jon Bjork
Across Rocky Plains - Jon Bjork
Learning to Fly - Jon Bjork
Kepler's Hope - Year of the Deer
Over the Moon - Jon Bjork
A World of Possibilities - Jon Bjork
Defending the Keep - Jon Bjork
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0:00 - The intro
1:18 - Contructing the megastructure
15:10 - Defending the megastructure
@Zoraxon 23 күн бұрын
The duality of man. The ideal end is either 1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last. Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.
@NCLB99 22 күн бұрын
beautifully said
@ThePizzaGoblin 8 күн бұрын
The masculine urge to die fighting over enormous fortifications.
@laurencetrowbridge6022 23 күн бұрын
The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak
@Ali-ou9lc 18 күн бұрын
Fr
@motordudeful 23 күн бұрын
Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road
@Gs_..__.--._ 21 күн бұрын
Hes european, ewwwwww
@Vector-uu7hf 16 күн бұрын
That slightly pissed me off actually 😂
@valeriomilan2485 11 күн бұрын
wym, hes driving on the right, the correct side
@galacticdragon9841 5 күн бұрын
@@valeriomilan2485 he drove on the left side a couple times.
@user-ij9kt9ti3l 23 күн бұрын
The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol
@ThePizzaGoblin 8 күн бұрын
So much time WASTED. This, plus when nobody mans the defenses and the place folds immediately
@deusvult7721 23 күн бұрын
A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.
@TheOtherOtherAccount 20 күн бұрын
Super fobs generally don’t actually help a win 99% of cases, and doing it on the last objective is madness. By the time they are attacking the last point they have rolled through each objective (because your squad is digging) and have hundreds of tickets. Like in this video. They just very often aren’t worth the cost of having a full squad away from the front lines.
@deusvult7721 20 күн бұрын
@@TheOtherOtherAccountmany players don’t know what a super fob is. I agree that 99% of times we see a super fob it’s a pathetic picture. The FOB in the video isn’t perfect either. They should be not only placed with enough tickets to fight back, but also preferably in a location with buildings (industructable structures) to not suffer too much damage when the enemy commander figures to use an artillery barrage. The defence also must be assembled around the FOBs blue circle, not 5 steps away from the HAB. And the defence must be manned by the whole team.
@yamyeeter1185 21 күн бұрын
did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.
@slorgs 21 күн бұрын
@@yamyeeter1185 ancient Egypt may have fallen, but the pyramids survived
@yamyeeter1185 21 күн бұрын
@@slorgs so true
@Jo-de3st 23 күн бұрын
The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.
@slorgs 22 күн бұрын
Thanks dad
@ZEGTHEFISH 8 күн бұрын
I think its called a Citadel or Bailey
@gromd-z2i 23 күн бұрын
this needs to be its own gamemode
@naenaemister5048 11 күн бұрын
invasion
@OkamiiSenpai 22 күн бұрын
Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(
@TheHuffur 21 күн бұрын
In other words, the castle was so intimidating that you broke their will to fight from just the rumors of how great the defenses were! They could see it on the horizon and were like "Nah, F that we lose here instead"
@EpicGamerino 22 күн бұрын
You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.
@BloodhoundNL 2 күн бұрын
Revive Dynamic Direction! That was PEAK Castle building in Squad with Purpose and challenge
@RHQ_W 3 күн бұрын
having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable
@goki6548 4 күн бұрын
this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.
@Sir_Furry_Quokkalot 11 күн бұрын
I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate. *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.
@Tychus 22 күн бұрын
That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.
@Fl3shmonkey 23 күн бұрын
You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob
@theregoesmiller389 3 күн бұрын
hahahhhaha "stay with me fellow shovel"
@bikertimmi 23 күн бұрын
this is a comment for the algorithm
@LyricClock-fo8he 23 күн бұрын
This is a reply for the algorithm
@dinkleburg43 23 күн бұрын
this is a timmi for the bikerithm
@IgnacyKramarski 23 күн бұрын
Same
@SHINYREDBULLETS 23 күн бұрын
Algorithm comment, this is
@msllama999 23 күн бұрын
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ (I am baiting the transphobes into relying for algorithm purposes)
@Real_Claudy_Focan 13 күн бұрын
This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !
@mussetsamy7724 23 күн бұрын
"king of the castle king of the castle"
@yaellll 23 күн бұрын
This video made my day wayyyyy better
@boogie5 20 күн бұрын
d00d, in the early days we would make SuperFOBs like this all the time... Then Arty came along lol I wish they would nerf the damage done to Buildables. Just knock them down half way or something!
@Ether_9 17 күн бұрын
A great way to make make fortifications good is for OWI to allow us to build during staging phase, and give us the ability to dig actual trenches (though engine limitations may keep that from being a thing). Being able to build dynamic trench lines and AP mines would be awesome as hell, and would give a whole new dynamic to the invasion game mode
@MARVSplace 23 күн бұрын
Awesome vid bro!!
@TranquillShot 16 күн бұрын
Always my favourite Squad memories
@moravianlion3108 17 күн бұрын
You could build like crazy in Post Scriptum, but ever since OWI/MA took over the game and renamed it to Squad 44, logistics got gutted more and more with every new update.
@belowaveragegamer8270 19 күн бұрын
I think Karmakut would be proud.
@dinkleburg43 23 күн бұрын
enjoying the slorgs squad content fasho
@world.today1004 22 күн бұрын
such a good video i started to stroke it before i even clicked on the title
@slorgs 22 күн бұрын
👀
@dubalrimaal 8 күн бұрын
Incredible. Combat engineer is on the final flag helping build this useless monstrosity instead of hunting enemy attack radios and mining the roads to help deal with enemy armor. Thousands of build and ammo, plus a full squad at least, far, far away from the relevant flags helping the team. Superfobs are always a mistake, but doing it on literally the last cap in what I presume is an invasion game, means that you're banking on the enemy gaining tix for capping the advance flags...putting your own team in an even more precarious position.
@DaktEdits 5 күн бұрын
Its fun bro. Its a game, its about fun primarily
@Fredbot27 23 күн бұрын
Omg that intro is the best I’ve ever freaking seen 😂😂😂😂😂
@YukiOtonashiCh 20 күн бұрын
man they sent a lot of mortars and smokes just to take out the defense
@CleanBunny60601 13 күн бұрын
I wish the mod dynamic direction didn’t die out.. every game you built a super fob.
@chaithethai9171 12 күн бұрын
Man I miss that mode, so many fun games
@Kenionatus 23 күн бұрын
The baby driver joke was great!
@Ashstonished 22 күн бұрын
Eyyyy Slorrrgyyy Slorrgiii big... brains!! I took notes, applied for KZfaq comments Ik I'm not in game... but +5 points for Griffindooooooor
@Gridironwarplans 23 күн бұрын
Looks like if you gave Alcatraz some machine guns. Beautiful
@mukadewolf530 18 күн бұрын
Gonna be honest , this is far more satisfying than build mud castles or sand castles ....
@SHINYREDBULLETS 23 күн бұрын
I love superfobs!! This was a proper giggle, it's a shame they melt so fast
@JakeRidesBikez 23 күн бұрын
20:09 and today we learned a valuable lesson- there's a reason people stopped building castles XD
@JamesPimlott 23 күн бұрын
Love you Slorgs!
@louis-philippelacharite7201 23 күн бұрын
The mother of all superfob
@wasd15572 23 күн бұрын
What an amazing video thank you
@thomasseeley8124 20 күн бұрын
Because a spade is a type of shovel...
@misterjae7565 23 күн бұрын
Never quit before your superfob works
@massiarmy751 23 күн бұрын
dude that disney cartonn music adds that feeling to it
@Thraakull 23 күн бұрын
I love the fact that you have built a super FOB but in the end it became a big target for basically anything that the enemy could throw at it, like all those mortar attacks must have been so easy to call in by the SL's, I bet the enemy team at the end just shook each others penises and screamed "GG's!!!" not knowing how much effort has went into building that SFOB - but hey, it was fun to watch, probably fun to be there in the moment and as a bonus: Jumbo Jonsen really did have stayed in the game without disconnecting - I call that success!
@warhammer8224 23 күн бұрын
i like this new minecraft vid slorgs
@ThePizzaGoblin 8 күн бұрын
The largest fortification is useless if it is not manned. I have seen so many superfobs fall in minutes because nobody was manning the defenses. Edit: oh my god, is that a vehicle pit made out of hesco?
@BuddySpike101 10 күн бұрын
The bit at 5:01 reminds me of that Ukranian Army shovel ad.
@valentinvazquez2166 22 күн бұрын
i need the slorgstream rn
@gjwiley6250 17 күн бұрын
Well done Super FOB. The problem with most Super FOBs in Squad is theyre built by kids who grew up playing Minecraft. Its just garbage stacked on garbage. No pushed out defenses so your HAB immediately gets proxied. Weapon emplacements pointing nowhere with no concern for field of fire arc.
@JP-th8sq 23 күн бұрын
The tasteful ammo box placement is key
@melon6806 23 күн бұрын
Now I have become Hesco Wall, the thwarter of Aussies. 06:25
@Domaty 23 күн бұрын
superfobs stay winning
@Redofreko 23 күн бұрын
Bro fulfilled every squad players wet dream
@wagahagwa6978 18 күн бұрын
i missed out on the superfob era :(
@HinokasArabfan1 23 күн бұрын
my wet squad dream is just to go positive and be able to identify where i got shot from. that's all i ask.
@gagekellstrom3978 10 күн бұрын
Usually where you hear it from. guns arent suppressed to it's fairly easy to get a bearing
@Real_Claudy_Focan 13 күн бұрын
"CLOSE"
@bytefpv87 23 күн бұрын
10 minutes ago is literal assault
@NeutralLizHotel 23 күн бұрын
bro turned into Cormac McCarthy at 5:00
@dan_habesha975 23 күн бұрын
Kingdom of the Blueberries
@Mentally_Stable275 22 күн бұрын
Girlfriend: His probably cheating on me The Boys:
@siawung 23 күн бұрын
i love squad
@soni3608 23 күн бұрын
F in the chat for the castle
@jaguarjs9944 10 күн бұрын
Would be good to make a video with you Slorgz
@benwilson1088 14 сағат бұрын
Been interesting watching the Ukraine war and the prevalence of drones and missiles that are able to intercept missiles. Trenches are back and the development of energy based weapons may push it back to needing a huge energy source could push it over to castles.
@brotherhoodpaladini9532 23 күн бұрын
Superfobs never work
@blackburn1489 22 күн бұрын
we need new arma reforger video!
@slorgs 22 күн бұрын
It's in the works brother probably out next week
@hantu7380 21 күн бұрын
Why dont they make castles anymore 😢
@MinorCheese1 21 күн бұрын
Do something Vietnam War related if you can
@mukadewolf530 19 күн бұрын
Minecraft but with guns
@MIKEBARNELLAGENT75358 23 күн бұрын
Play squad 44
@slorgs 23 күн бұрын
Come back to the channel on Sunday brother, you won't be disappointed
@spectex304 23 күн бұрын
Comment for algorithm.
@dam-n 23 күн бұрын
Algo comment as payment for the hours of labor put with the russian spade.
@PotatoflakeJake 23 күн бұрын
Second comment for the algorithm
@LowTempDabr 8 күн бұрын
I hate squad
@slipperyjohn3144 23 күн бұрын
4th comment for the algorithm
@dynamiclion9907 23 күн бұрын
third comment for the algorithm
@ArturShow132 23 күн бұрын
superfobing is usseles, 1 artillery barrage and its over, your just letting them take like what, 400 extra tickets by capping those flags before getting to you?
@doktorduggieducker9615 23 күн бұрын
maybe he just wants to have fun
@poobloot3311 23 күн бұрын
Listen buddy im a former veteran and super fobbing is actually how america beat the terrists, bet you feel stupid rn
@EntityVII 23 күн бұрын
Its uselees when there is no armor, no ammor, no back up fobs, and its too small.
@MrBlitzer662002 23 күн бұрын
Some people just havent ever seen it done correctly.
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