She had every opportunity to bring back “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s clinical depression” and she DIDN’T

“I may not be a great singer, i may not be a great actor, but I am bald” 💀

I would DIE for a foundation line with all straight AF male names

Seriously just livestream you washing all your brushes while you talk to us about nothing

oh my god, foundation names that are just person names, just imagine it: “I’m using Trixie Cosmetics foundation in shade Andrew.”

Throughout history, clowns would paint a copy of their face onto an egg as a way of preserving their unique makeup and making sure it wasn't stolen. Here we see Trixie painting her clown makeup onto her own egg looking ass head.

“It’s gross. I’m disgusting. I’m going to hell.” I want that on a shirt

"Normal people don't want full coverage black shadow" **sweats in goth**

Foundation shades that are just names...."I'm a Peter" genius

“hamah-sexuals puzesed bi deh-mens” trixie mattel- 2020

i love trixie saying "is it shimmery? ew." like she didnt cover her fake eyelid with glitter for a year and a half

I go to a school with 80% men and honestly watching Trixie gives me all the feminity I'm craving each day.

Trixie: ❌ Great Singer ❌ Great Actor ✅ Bald

If a relatively pale drag queen cannot use your DARKEST SHADE of foundation for their contour, you probably need to think about your shade range for black and darker skinned people...

“Pride month is truly over and i can feel the world turning on me”- i need this on a t-shirt

"I'm not gonna do Almond or Coco. I'm a peter" I lost it

trixie with her makeup 1/4 done is probably the most haunting thing ever.

trixie: "i'm trying to do less and less" also trixie 2 minutes later: "GOD this foundation is NOT ENOUGH"

My son is a competitive dancer, and the fine line between putting him in enough makeup that he won’t wash out under the stage lights, but not so much makeup that he feels like he’s wearing makeup is sometimes *really* fine. I bought him the Maybelline Super Stay powder foundation and the Maybelline City bronzer, both recommended on Trixie’s socials, and I’m amazed. Primer, concealer to cover the angry teenage acne, Super Stay, City Bronzer, bam. Ready to go on stage. Covered everything. Surprisingly little mask transfer, even!

When trixie randomly cried out “my husband was in that house!” I screamed

"I've been trying to make my make up smaller lately" says Brian as he applies black shadow to his temple, soon to be followed with eyeliner across his whole eyelid. Girl. Don't ever change.

“The girl with a fanny pack full of drugs at the club” This look did offer me ketamine

Pls call your lightest shade “Gollum”. Kthx

"I'm not trying to be dramatic, but if this doesn't work I'm throwing myself out that window, right there..."

Petition: we need Blair to paint Trixie

Nose: Crooked. White eye corners: Uneven Tracie's presence: Priceless

make up product: exists trixie: *i'LL bE tHe jUDge oF thAT*

Trixie: “I don’t let anything stop me in my life” Also Trixie: “If this doesn’t work I will throw myself out of this window”

Why does her Spongebob “3 minutes later” voice sound like a looseTrump impression?

No one: Trixie's eye makeup: ţhë vøįđ

I love Trixie’s cheap makeup videos because it’s nice to get validation that the makeup we, normal makeup users, use is actually worthwhile.

“Like To Wong Foo? Watch it again, you’ll be like there are some parts where this seems gay” Trixie you never cease to make me laugh my guts out

"I'm gross. I'm disgusting. I'm going to hell." me: same

Don’t know why Trixie appeared in my recommended as a straight middle aged woman, but my god she has me obsessed!! Now bingeing Drag Race 💄💋💃

"Coco" foundation was straight orange. I died.

Not gonna lie, I own YSL, Chanel, Guerlain, and other high brands lipsticks and my favorite are still the 6$ Maybelline ones. I own almost every damn color.

when quarantine is over we need a trixie making katya look like her 😭😭😭😭

I mean I’m honestly here for foundations shades to be names like, “oh hi my foundation shade is Mike. What’s yours?”

I thought his shirt said “homosexuals are pressed” 😂

I´ll die for a brand whose shades are "Peter", "Genie" and names like that

"take this sponge applicator, and throw it in the trash" Simply Nailogical is SHOOK

How dare you not say: “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s clinical depression”, when you opened the lipstick. Utterly disappointed, Tracy.

"Uhh most of us don't carve hieroglyphics on our face." Lolol 💀

I would love that, "my shade is Stacy Lou" "Im an Irene"

"Do these brands watch these?" O'Reilly intern: oh we're watching

EVERY TIME TRACY SAYS “GOODBYE” I HEAR KATYA SAYING “patronizing” 😂😂😂😂

"I feel like this isn't light" THANK YOU! As a certified ghost-white, pale human being, I have only ever found two makeup brands that have a foundation shade as light as I am, which is borderline pure white, they're Too Faced Born this way in shade cloud and Fenty Beauty(which I don't remember the shade, but it oxidizes to shade slightly darker than mine which is kind of frustrating), so usually I either need to mix everything with pure white foundation(defeating the whole purpose and sheering out the foundation) or I end up using Jeffree Star Cosmetics' concealer in C1 as foundation and the white one for concealer. The struggle is real

I’m from Louisville KY and when I heard the O’Rileys theme song... i shook some ass

Trixie “o o o o’reilley’s...”. Me screaming from the across the room: “AUTO PARTS” I’ve been programmed.

It’s kinda weird seeing Trixie without her “eyelid”

you should do a full face of cruelty free brands, all kinds though so not l'oreal or any sub-brands like Maybelline but wet N wild, nyx, essence, etc.

I actually use that white "liner" sometimes. It's really just translucent white shimmer shadow in a pencil form. It's good for the inner corners of the eye, when you need to be precise, but you can only see it when the light hits it. Very good for a natural look, or for highlighting the cupid's bow or nose. :)

“Something better go wrong soon because everything’s going fine” -me on March 11th, 2020

when i first saw the shirt i thought it just said _homosexuals are_ and i thought it was like the “we live in a society” things, i was like *YESSS WE ARE QUEEN SLAY*

Her personality is intoxicating lol love it

as soon as you pulled out the Fit Me stick foundation i KNEW you were gonna be disappointed bc that’s what i was allowed to wear in middle school dhsgahaka

One thing I would love trixie to do is eventually release enough products that she can do a full face with her own makeup form trixie cosmetics.

The darker foundation looks terrifyingly trumpish.

For some reason I forgot that obviously Trixie was going to do her drag makeup so at 2:50 when she went IN to outline her huge wing I was really shook for a moment 😅

if you didn't do the "OW" after the O'Reiley's jingle you're a psycho

“I’ll be the judge of that” ... she took the RuPaul masterclass

Can you do a full face of colorpop? They actually have white eyeliners

Coco Montrese’s lil orange face inside the “O” when Tracy said “Coco” fucking sent me💀💀💀

“I may not be a great singer, I may not be a great actor, but I am bald” -Trixie Mattel 2020 Needs to be an Instagram bio

"Pride month truly is over and I can feel the universe turning on me again." same sis, same...

Trixie: I’m slowly doing less and less makeup. Also Trixie: THIS IS LITERALLY NOTHING!!! 🤬😡

i love trixie’s makeup transformation from a few years ago to now. beautiful either way, but this is just so stunning

I love the way that she says “you guys” at the end of every sentence 💗💗

Someone said that trixie out of drag looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle and now I can’t stop thinking about it 💀

“And she is what.... Bald” -Latrice Royale

I love that literally everything he does his makeup i wait expectantly to discover whether his nose slants off to the right or is straight.

KZfaq subtitles: *_"HOMOSEXUALS ARE POSSESSED BY DIAMONDS!"_* 💎

Trixie: “in 2 months I’m gonna look like Blair St Clair” Me: * waiting for the video where Brittany Broski puts her in fish makeup * “👁👄👁”

Trixie: This is white shimmer. [bleep]. Me: She's gonna like it. Trixie: [long pause] I kinda like it.

“Pride month truly is over and I can feel the universe turning on me” - Trixie Mattel

Omg "I'm a peter!" In a foundation color is iconic. I'm pretty light, like almost lightest probably and I'd live to be Steve or some shit. Or more specifically "Steve from Blues Clues" lol, so good

Maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s the pink one so terrify 💞✨✨

“maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s clinical depression!”

When life and the news and whatever’s happen is getting much, I turn to Trixie 💖💖💖

“I may not be a great singer, I am not be a great actor, but I am bald.” and I stood by that

You should try a drag look with all zero-waste makeup. Never seen it done before and would love to see it on an ICONIC queen such as thee.

“Love your foundation, what shade is it?” “Thanks! It’s 𝒫𝐸𝒯𝐸𝑅” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

A song for auto parts is NOT something I thought I’d hear Trixie ever sing ... she’s always full of surprises

The gasp scream over the gloss. I’ve had moments like that. 💕

Okay but Tracey’s “spongebob voice” and The Vivienne’s orange man impersonation do be similar 👀

legit I think i'd be more comfortable buying a foundation called 'phillip' than one called '104'

Who else is just rewatching Trixie videos because she hasn’t uploaded another new one yet lol

1:34 why is this so adorable! Trixie sounds like a puppy

I love that Trixie loves that mirror so much, it's the only she ever uses on her videos now. That's true appreciation for her fans, I know it was a lot of work for the girl who made it.

"coco" THE LITTLE PICTURE OF COCO MONTRESE I CHOKED

I just had surgery and now I’m binging trixie content to heal me with happiness 😭💖

Trixie queeeeenn, we need a full drag look with colourpop!! Have you seeeeeeen those pressed glitters?? ✨😍

*Uses hand sanitizer* *opens lip liner with teeth* 😂😂

3:18 NOT THE O'REILLY'S JINGLE MY MIDWEST JUMPED OUT

That foundation is amazing! It covers in one layer and it takes me half the time to apply this compared to the foundations I've been using for years! Covers scarring like a dream! 💖

Can’t wait for “Im a Peter” foundation from Trixie Cosmetics

6:58 when the music slowly went out of tune as everything went wrong... we stan a cinematic genius 😩

*MOTHER, I'm watching a biological woman trying drugstore makeup again*

i've watched so many of your videos--like all of them from the past 2 years--over the last week and often your final look really gives ke$ha! full compliments

When Trixie said "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" with such a pained look on her face....I felt that.