@@lobotomyE.G.O.RegretFaust wrong, 7

Sometimes I like to press the funny button just because I wanna see the chaos. I also sometimes use that when I rage.

@@xdarin_ I accidentally pressed it on yesod meltdown, raged and clicked it to cause a crash. Rip ego lmao

Nothing There be like:

At least if they beat each other instead of our employees and clerks, fine by me

"Da fuck they doing over there?"

Der Freischutz: I don’t think I have enough bullets for this

​@@Quantum1244**baammm**

@@Quantum1244Red riding hooded mercenary: i wish i had practiced for this, why didn't they give me a place to train my aim?

​@@mishagaming1075They did. A little unorthodox name for it though, it's called "Big and might be bad wolf".

And still getting worse somehow

murphy's law?

@@aexcottie7055 yep

good description of the game

What can possibly go wrong?

I agree the furs trumpet is like ok abnormality got out we got this. The second is oh shit this might be hard but if I focus I can do this The third one is when all hope is lost

a facility wide binah meltdownk

First warning: Trying to keep control Second warning: Fighting for control Third warning: Losing control.

It the Mario ice slide but with Abnormalities

First trumpet is a warning sign that things can go downhill if you're not careful. Second trumpet is when things have gone downhill, but you can still pull through! Third trumpet is when things are never going back uphill. Time to reset.

Yeah, but it gives you the sadisfaction of murdering those bestards before you restart.

I don't really understand how the community doesn't think the rabbits are useful. I came a bit late to the game, finished it just recently, and the rabbits are insanely good for keeping things in control before it all get's worse. I think it's because they call them too late as a last resort? I always used them as a way to quickly regain control and they mostly get it done, unless is a very bulshity aleph of course, or something with high aoe damage, like nothing there (although I've seen them beat nothing there a few times). Always good to keep your agent's alive for worse case scenarios.

@@makiatto_ That's what you're supposed to do. For some reason people hold off until 3 level V agents are dead to decide to spend a little energy to only end up resetting anyways

@@nuclearprotocol I see

The rabbits are very good at fucking up a certain firey bird... When farming firebird, spam instinct work until it escaps, and get everyone to clear out of the department. Then call rabbits. The bird will end up just Schizo-ing out with it's charge attack, doing basically no damage.

Or flesh idol

The first time I used that I forgot one of my nuggets in there and then was surprised when everything just ended up escaping, got to know he was the problem only after yin and Yang fused two times lol

Either that, or you have Pale Fixer assassinate the KoD employee. Or An Arbiter did it while you were busy. Or WhiteNight got out again. Meh, there's a lot of ways for the Knight of Despair employee to die. Then again, would you even consider putting it on a weak employee?

@@chonglengli ‘insert ALEPH gear level 5 employee dying to a zayin’

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 The only way that'll happen is messing up with Fairy Festival and a few tool abnormalities. Maybe Army in Black too, but that's really stretching it.

@@ferociousmaliciousghost what about wellscheers and the power of RNG ?

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 You need to be unlucky. A maxed out employee should have around a 20%+ to their work success rate due to temperance. The lowest chance would be either be repression or temperance, with 40%. So, your PE box chances would be about 60%. You need 0-4 boxes to die. If you wanted to optimize your dying chances, you need to keep temperance low and justice high and nothing researched on the abnormality (as researching can give a little work success). From all of this, repression would give a flat 40%.

I don't have the game, i always watch my friend play on discord, but he restart every time ;-; even if it's just the 1st trumpet, sometime he manage to regain control but he never let the second trumpet start more than 10 second

​@@nyahnyah994RIP

Player: sorry angelo i- (made 3rd trumpet) Angelo: RESET NOW, KID

fourth trumpet: the computer electrocutes you

@@improbablyfurno leave the facility we’re gonna nuke the place and start from scratch

Also, is there a mod that retextures the staff so they look more like a real human and the creatures too? Because that would look better

At least for me

@@madharambe3264 probably not The reasons 1. That'd be hard to do 2. [CENSORED]

@@madharambe3264 It's a real lore thing that you see everything in a cartoonish way, at day 9 or 10 (I don't remember), the filter breaks and you see a thrashed corridor and a dead employee before the filter turns back on. Then everything goes back to normal lol

@@gerax2003 Really late reply but "Woops sorry sorry hehee slight malfunction everything ok?" X: *slightly traumatized* "phew, i thought we had to dispose of you. Good thing it's back on ^^ anyways try not to remember all that stuff and continue ur work ok ifyouneedanythingletmeknow bye bye!!"

WK: No

@@enzoponce1881 fuck, welp time to watch the chaos then

SAY GOODBYE!

​@enzoponce1881 what does it stop you from retrying?

​@@CoinCleverWhiteNight does not allow you to pause, change speed, or go into the menu. Once he breaches, you remain locked until it is either suppressed or all agents die

Dude you want us to fucking die?

So.. suppressing White Night while playing this game will kill me, got it.

@@kontrol42 Gotta down that bottle, luv

@@bored8321 nuuuu I still have Tiphereth to suppress, and with my garden of Abnormalities (seriously, I have almost every plant-like abnormality in the game lol) it's gonna be painful

When someone dies of alcohol poisoning they're gonna sue you so hard-

@Erik Autio some of these fuckers transcend concepts such as gender (looking at you, Blue Star & CENSORED), but some others, like Mountain of Smiling Bodies and Nothing There, are simply amalgamations of multiple people (Blue Star could fit in this description, but the Star itself is something else) and can't really be called a specific gender. It's a game about lil monsters though, so who cares

Well... censored can make people pregnant... soooo

@@andradios6029 pretty sure they don't even SURVIVE the process.

@@andradios6029 Everything about it had to be censored because half of the previous managers all went insane from seeing what it's like (even little parts of it due to a malfunction in the cognitive tech) and had to be put down. Whatever everyone in there sees (since they don't have the cognitive protection the manager does) has to be so much worse.

Im calling fairy festival a they cus they are litterally multiple beings and are far to small to identify there gender

Meh you get used to it after the first dozen or so spectacularly-morbid deaths

The whole trumpet thing is cool, cause when you actually cause the game to recognize your issue is a first trumpet, retry the day dumbass, ya failed. Tho but rlly, the game uses these three simple songs and their queues to alert the player as to how they should address the immediate situation, the moment a trumpet is sounded, the player needs to maintain or regain control, or give up.

1st warning oh no someone's out. 2nd warning OH NO THEY'RE OUT! 3rd well we're screwed.

@@ceddavis7441 1st warning: "Ok everyone, we got this it's just 1 or 2 abnormalities. There's nothing there to worry about." 2nd warning: "Alright, so it seems that there's a little more than a 2 abnormalities and a few of our colleagues are dead. There's Nothing There to worry about as well, it just got out of containment." 3rd warning: "Almost everyone's dead and everything is breaching...just...just lay down and let Blue Star reclaim you..."

@@NickKnackisB4ck Alternative 3rd Warning: Welp, everything's screwed now, might as well go reset- "DO NOT FEAR, FOR I AM WITH THEE. THOU SHALT NOT LEAVE UNTIL I PERMIT THEE"

Instructions unclear, I used it aswell

Fuck that, I used it too.

me too

that worker was then deleted by censored

If it actually was the flesh idol that caused the breaches, then this video's creator wouldn't have the framerate to record this.

Or, you know, pressed the button.

@@MrSerkanSaral or stayed in the bunker for too long

Or maybe, you know... DID ALL 3 AT ONCE!!

@@unabletothinkofagoodname.6521 I have been caught

First trumpet: there is nothing to worry about. Second trumpet: Pay more attention and do something, fast. third trumpet: *there is nothing to worry about.*

There is *nothing there*.

They don't die. Their clone dies and you just make another clone

@@heavenzrevenge You are liar... an we are know this.

@@idontknowerjostar9260 not really, tbh. if youre attached to an employee of yours you can recreate them by spending an extra LOB. (coughcoughdakota)

the first in-game week isnt that bad. but you need to grind and restart a lot (EGO equipment stays when you restart)

@@justyouraveragemartian783 Dakota doesn't die, she just gets sent to The Shadow Realm. But that doesn't stop her because she's too powerful. And she's a Terrarian.

And the chosen is sitting in Shelter causing all this chaos.

guess what, nobody was chosen

@@kalimatronix WhiteNight does the impossible and breaks open the shelter.

If white kinght was there he wouldnt have the abity to rec this without game overing if red mist wasnt there because white kinght locks menu

@@jilloliver6685 actually, he would just have to start recording as soon as he fired up the game

I think you can record the game no matter what so long as the game displays on your screen.

Ah yes. The biblically accurate angel, and B I R D U P

I am day 12 and very scared of everything everytime

I’m having trouble getting past day 4 sufficiently lol

Update: Am now on day 26 now that I’ve stopped quitting.

Tvorog my man

@@melodywawichi802 Stop the quit, embrace the TT2

1st Trumpet’s fine, unless you breached something awful like Nothing There. Second Trumpet is where I start seeing employee casualties. Third trumpet is accurate though.

1st trumpet: there's nothing to worry about 2nd trumpet: there's nothing there to worry about 3rd trumpet: *AHHH, THAT GREAT RESTART BUTTON LOOKIN FRESH TODAY*

​@@Rook_gaming_from_dstnice wordplay

@@veeer2255 thanks

What did that do?

@@privateinformatics6584 the backward clock WILL only activate it ability when a lv5 employee work with it, killing that employee also. But if said agent is not lv5, apon usage, everybody will panic, except for the one who did it

I fucking hate the clowns. The only thing worse than them is Hokma himself

That moment when the Keter breaks containment and everyone is looking for the one dude in charge of containing it.

@@funkmantim2661 where is little red when you need her, oh right, she escaped because 2 other ones escaped at the same time so we need to contain her to contain those 2 in order to contain THAT

@@sakura368 Oh if only we had Dr.Bright on site, oh how things would be easier if we could just use chainsaw cannons.

@@funkmantim2661 srly tho little red could help she is almost as strong as an employee wearing aleph-level gear for a WaW that's job is to literally hunt other abnormalities

@@sakura368 Neat, to be honest I kinda do wanna pick up this game or one that is based off the SCP series for characters like that. Dr.Bright is kinda similar in a sense, though because of his ranking in the SCP foundation he is not actively used for resecuring SCPs, however in almost all the "XK Class" End for the world scenarios he is almost always alive due to a amulet he wears, with the only time he truly died being in a special case, but during these scenarios he is often sent out to the field with whatever gear he needs, which includes apparently the potential use of little play-doh soldiers that refer to him as the general.

Ayins seen that thousands of time at this point

@@generikusernamesex

abso-fucking-lutely it is :D

Fiery Bird

Its been a year hopfully you have enjoyed the game for yourself if you have the means.

4:29 First line 4:47 second line (to the beat) 5:51 Third line (because it's true

Yum yum this is the third time first you have prayed for to long then you have stayed in the bunker for too long and now you have presed the button.

real 😅😅😅

All hail the prosciutto god

@@Zenovarse YONAKA-TAAA-

All hail the prosciutto god (2)

mogege

All hail the prosciutto god (3)

can i have a link to the 4th trumpet thing? idk where to find it on the wiki

There isn't really a way to get fired considering what's going on. How do you fire yourself? Not to mention, you aren't the one truly in control of the time loop, that'd be Angela.

@@zenmode3125 Well, you get fired in one of the endings

A year later, and I slide in. In the artbook, it mentions of a 5th-7th trumpet. You don't even hear it, because it's implied that the manager, yourself, are no longer in the office. 5th and 6th trumpet means to just pray things die down. 7th trumpet is the end of the world, everyone is gonna die.

So basically 3rd trumpet is PURE HELL and 4th trumpet just goes back to "youre fired"

"May god save us all, for no else can."

every scp vs every abnormality in lobotomy corporation who wins

@@redfoxlol101 682 probably.

The following is a message composed via consesus of the 05 Council. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than 100 years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

​@@DeliriousPersonaThis is written by the same person who wrote Amogus SCP btw

Remember to bring the Micro-HID

the despair is unreal

I thought at first my game was glitching, apparently, it was just don't touch me

You don't need a headcanon for this, restarting is canon in lobotomy corp's lore.

Good Lord, I forgot I ever made this comment. It was before I understood the game, and learned L-Corp was literally rewinding time. 10k years had passed on the inside of L-Corp while only ten years had passed on the outside. Have to wonder what L-Corp looked like from the outside. Inside was a special kind of hell.

Mountain of smiling body especially, it is fkin hard to stop when he breached

Too late... must study now...

@@SamuelShiina don't let it kill clerks, waste your bullets on red defense for clerks, while your F O R C E S are coming

i were able to not let Blue star escape with only one employee, but no idea, im not that far in the game i think

*yonaka-tan~* (I'm sorry(?))

so true

Iirc abnormalities always fight other abnos, (the only exception are ordeals that are of the same colour)

What about magical girl?

This made me laugh so hard

Not a trailer

Might as well be because of how good it is

This is not a trailer at all, this is what happens when you severely fuck up your job in this game.