You Win.

LMAO

HAHA

Lol

"exactly."

Tbh, drunk people wouldn't be noticed because it's not swerving

Car been drinking to much fuel

i mean you should be able to be drunk as all hell 'cause even if you drink the car wont sverve

This needs more likes

Can confirm that the car has drunk zero gas.

you realize it doesnt exist right?

@@JeffreyPhillips what

yes and magically we cant get past level 2 and this is level 5. Scam! glorified cruise control is what is out now lol.

@@ct1762 yea bc they still testing it. All the teslas technologically can do it but its locked until tesla is fully 150% confident in it

@@loganhouston7800Did you make that up? Why would Tesla give its customers a less safe version to test?

ACivilRenegade lol this is so funny!!!

😂😂😂

Lmao

woh i laughed at a youtube comment

:"D

@No Name no u

L

@@HungAF lol imagine stealing a comment and its still terrible

😂😂

lol

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I know right they’re so cool they look so ugly back in the day😂😂😂❤❤

Someone said the guy was screaming the whole time that’s why there’s no sound I don’t know why they said that but I don’t know if even that is true but I guess so I don’t know like if you agree if you think it he was screaming or not screaming and reply if you think he was not screaming OK❤

Lol it locks all the doors so you can't get out either 😂

😂😂

Well, thats a good one!

shit xD

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they implement this in the future

You will likely fail for missing letter while inputing address "Address not found" Fail!

@Infidel how?

Yup 100%

Lol

That is true.

nah ,it can do now with the latest version

@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 how do you do it? it says keep hands on the wheel all times. Also it doesn’t seem 100% consistent

@@wlqpqpqlqmwnhssisjw6055 not really

Only 5? :)

Haha

5? I drive almost 100 a day just to get to University

@@bosh__ drive? I walk and climb mountains to get to school

Walk? I dont have school

This is the first time I've seen this meme used positively.

Wow

1950: "I bet we'll have *flying cars* in the future!" Elon Musk: Breathe. Just stand there and wait.

Most underrated comment here

Nice one

You're gonna continue waiting. Elon have broke his own release date for self-driving cars being a thing countless times.

I say give it another 5-6 years.

fsd 12 dis it

7 months later and it’s pretty much here. V12 is amazing.

Thanks for watching this video Congratulations 🎉🎉 TELSA is giving away cars to 150 people at high discount price,, kindly DM the above name on this comment on IG for more info 🎁🎁🎁

I can’t tell if your joking

@@givingflopera me to

@@fn-_-xywz1866 people who use "to" instead of "too" is two annoying (;

It was audio?

Tesla turn off the audio cuz the man inside is screaming cuz this thing is a new tech lol

Best feature ever

Me-my car is not drunk Tesla-hey hey I just drank electricity

🤷‍♀️

this actually brings up an excellent point about full self driving

That’s the fucked up part...technically all the “drunk driver” would be doing is getting into the vehicle and inputting an address into the GPS, the vehicle will literally do everything else... If anything, you’re “over-seeing the operation of a motor vehicle” and not actually “physically driving” 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️ However, if anything causes the Auto-Pilot to fail and you have to drive manually, you legally can’t.

Unless you have a severe disability, getting a driver’s license is very easy.

​@@ihatememes565OH YEA? EXPLAIN THEN U LIAR, GO AHEAD ILL WAIT

how about we just improve public transportation and wdym lucky enough

@@faded.177 whats ur fucking problem? you're an idiot

I have a driving license and i am a great driver. I want a real fully automated car - so i can see outside - nature - I just love watching outside /observe. it's far batter than a movie for me. For this reason I do need a FULLY FUNCTIONING SELF DRIVING car which Tesla is not.

That would be cool and scary at the same time... 👻😂

Don’t speak to soon

And then he starts talking to you

@@det3135 Who is soon, and why can I not speak to him/her?

Lol

I edited this comment so it makes no sense why it has so manny likes

yeah i never thought so ....this could a good option

Selling itself to others at night and pretending the next morning that nothing has happened or changed between us 😭

OMG! Imagine that happened! While your at work it’s off doing robo taxi work, and comes back to your work for when it’s lunch after dropping you off it heads back out and comes back to work to take you home.

I see the TeslaPool replacing the old school car pool.

Too far buddy

The hold ur beer got me😂

Elon: "On second thought..." *Drops roomba in the car after you* "You're good to go." *Slaps back of Tesla*

🤣

This needs more likes😂😂

Even though it's self-driving, the law will require you to be fully able (licensed, sober, awake, etc) to take over autopilot in case something wrong were to happen or the car required input from you mid-travel 💁🏻‍♀️

that was nice

I wonder if kids could be at the wheel hah

Tesla doesn’t need one it has a certification but that was fun

@@inox1ck it was a joke 😆

Look up definition of joke on google, that might help you out.

Charles DeSol and no creepers waiting to turn

Yeah, but you never saw it deal with figuring out who had the right of way when multiple cars stopped at once. If it can do that better than humans, then you’re right.

@@somethingyouhave once all cars are autonomous, that'll be a piece of pie but you're right that it is a concern right now

somethingyouhave it wouldn’t be hard honestly most people don’t even do stop signs correctly

On clearly marked roads, but not every area is like that

LoL this is such an underrated comment :D

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

F );

Lol

Why not just name the new model Paul Walker...

I don't know, in the video it looks like the brake pedal is moving. I think he is pushing the brakes

@@silimarina. Pretty sure touching the break disables auto pilot. Never driven one, but I've been in the S, 3, and X. Also I'm a huge Tesla nerd.

@@silimarina. Since the wheel turns without hands, I assume the brake pedal depresses without feet.

@@CorwynGC This.

I'm just wondering, what would it do if the road was poorly marked and the sign was blocked, and the mapping was off? I suppose the signs and road markings on the maps and where they apply need to be much more clear in the future, same with the tracking of the car on the map is the answer.

Got your joke, but flying cars are impractical, when you have helicopters, who would buy flying cars?

Flying cars don’t work. It requires too much fuel, takes too much space, and do you want to be decapitated if bob forgets to service his car and parts fall down, or if 2 cars crash into each other and the whole cars fall down.

@@bryanmorra1617 and flying cars won't be expensive??

@@bryanmorra1617 Yeah but I mean at first prices will be extortionate

Humans are not capable of 3d thinking only a few of them

Deformalized you have never been in a model 3

MrLalasd neither have i. but i own X and S

Xayy k can I get one of em

@@BLVCKSERIES lets be real now, you don't

Mostly

*That's actually mad🤣*

It locks the guy in and turns off air supply

@@GitarrenTobi Secret Easter egg: *doors get locked, air supply turned off and a red circular light shows up on the screen* Thief: Let me out of the car! Car: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Imagine reading the same comment on every Tesla video.

@@jhonny44444 Was thinking in that direction too :D :D

yes, but the prices are rising, for the feature shown in the video, it is an extra 15,000 dollars.

cold cube234 you won’t get pulled over it drives exactly the speed limit

Lol

@@jasonjepson4905 that doesn't mean anything.

Jason Jepson cops also pull you over based on your appearance where I live

@@jasonjepson4905 what if you have a burned headlight or something like that

Underrated. This is a good one

more worried about the auto restart after the update.

Blue screen of death in the center lane of I-405

trojan roadster

LMAOOO

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some_dude ! 😂

Probably won't happen unless they are retarded. We don't go "eeww they rode horses a 10000 years ago? What losers" do we?

Bruh I'm not even cool with automatic transmissions I'm not down for this transition

What 'drive' mean grandpa?

Grandson: what is this "stering wheel" you speak of?

FelixEA hahaha, ikr

We are the lucky ones then because we have been able to drive cars ourselves manually and we will also experience autonomy

Actually really scary how true that is lol

Holy fuck yeah

"back in my day it was legal to drive your own car"

It's now publically available if you buy the package.

@@BukuiZhao I did. On multiple cars that have come and gone. And it’s still not even publicly available. Imagine ticking a 12k “performance option” on a Mercedes, and the car never allows you to access it. Would never happen, they would be sued. Tesla should be held liable for this grift just like any other OEM would be.

@@zz-.- How is it never allowing you to access it?

@@BukuiZhao it’s literally not released yet. What WAS released is a beta version for Tesla to collect data and refine the final version. 36k down the drain on a feature that still has not been released. That’s how Tesla cares about its loyal customers - promise features and release them years later at a reduced functionality. They did this with FSD, with Spotify (FINALLY arrived), with auto lane change, with in cabin camera functionality, with robotaxi….Musk is trying to go to the moon yet he can’t figure out how to build a car that doesn’t have inch-wide trunk gaps. I’m a fan of him generally, I appreciate the the things Tesla HAS done. But in the same breath, I can see what they have missed on with clear eyes. Lots of missed promises to customers. Where’s the roadster from 5 years ago, where are all those 50k non refundable deposits??? Can go on and on. Tesla’s a great company but they are being run horribly.

@@zz-.- i dislike liars like you. i paid for mine and got it ages ago. this is all old news

Rofl!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying just picturing it

Underrated

Lmao

her= cara delevingne and amber heard

LMFAOOOO you're a fucking genius

YSG 2017 takes away the fun from driving. Driving is fun

@@jammbigoat9393 So true

@Astumed Elon talked in their presentation yesterday about how they'll probably be removing the steering wheel sometime in the future, when full autonomous driving is the standard. But I suppose until that happens we can always take the wheel and drive manually if we feel like it ;)

@@jammbigoat9393 not in traffic

In perfect, "Tesla" future it will be possible

Only if it's been updated in the location Database via the neural net (human input essentially). The car does not know in real time if the path has changed.

That sounds like a fun coding project

or just crashes it to a gas station.. drives it to sea..

Or you just tell it when you have to be home, and it takes you on a scenic trip.

@@EagleSix52 Finds another Tesla to crash in.

I would cry

WTF

@@winer5342 you have a heart attack in a normal car and it just crashes. you have a heart atack in a tesla and it takes you home and you have the possability of surviving.

@@winer5342 Sounds better

You forget the burned body

“Hey kids look gramps home let’s go greet him!”

*starts writing tickets for the car to pay*

Faceshot Gaming 😂😂😂😂

me: i don’t have one

Just waiting for a mate

Kemalettin Sert you mean sovereign citizens. What a load of horseshit those guys are

Good one

XD

"Officer, is the car under arrest or is it free to go?"

Facts !

You bring up a good point. If everyone had a self driving car, what would be the need for traffic law enforcement? (assuming that there is no longer a manual feature).

TBH, India should be ashamed on providing a worse road condition. As an indian, I pity how you wish others to change for our road condition. Good job

@@jantony1 this was me being sarcastic you know. I know how bad are road conditions are so please don't go around taking everyone's jokes seriously

Or Egypt 😂😂

@@bebemoh6782 wait for real I always thought Egypt was a great country with good roads and stuff....damn this is news to me

@@jasman5365 it is but there's also a lot of traffic still like new york if u say

Yep. It's all about human's needing someone tangible to blame.

Soulxlight which i stupid, because apparently thats better than saving 1 million lives per year

Soulxlight You could just blame the company that made the AI

@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 Blaming an intangible entity isn't the same as blaming an actual person. I completly believe we need self driving cars but people are illogical. The status quo has alot of momentum.

Soulxlight Simple, Treat it like an actual human & Tesla pays the fines? (and since accidents happen way less they can quadruple the fines for Autonomous cars)

Like in Silicon Valley 😂

Why did you set it for England?

did you get that from madagascar shaggy

Jared

I wonder when the next season is going to be out

NICOpro7 came here looking for this comment 😂

Probably sleeping lol

@@_-Montana-_ what is wrong with you?

Mr.Ay he’s is not completely wrong. I would also like to see it drive on bad roads and see how it performs. I’m curious to see what happens when it drives and the road is loosing lanes.

sebas kolk exactly

That's not working 😭

Pegglez We’re getting there!

Were succeeding, finally!

1990: we'll have flying cars in the future 2019: eh, self driving cars the best we got so far

Self driving cars have been in the works for over 45 years!

Not the future,present

That's fucking funny

I get the joke. but no, the chauffeur still functions as a companion

I can't wait for this meme format to die off.

It will be the same for driving instructors and delivery people.

Imagine how many crashes it will cause or how it will dumb down society as nobody will know how to actually drive a car in the near future.

RIIIIGGHHTT

Neuralink works then, nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@@mangolee1760proof that packers exist

Lol with his mind XD

Tesla machine go.....

*_sir, you may wanna call that tesla customer help line if you want I can show you on my phone, I am not even lying, I am just a passenger, what can go wrong with me?_*

Underrated comment ! XD

It eezz what it eeeeez

Google Tarzan the wonder car lmao

Lmao

The joke isn't funny anymore at all just shut up

@@portspewley2051 it's still funny you mr. if i say it's not funny y'all should shut up and agree with me

@@enmilia wtf? Are you the leader of YT comments? Stfu lmao

@@portspewley2051 r/Whoooosh

This is the result of having thousands of cars with cameras and sensors on the road collecting data to train their AIs.

7-eleven doesn’t sell paper maps anymore.

Machine learning AI, WMDs, mass espionage, advances in literally every single field. My mother has an electronic implant that zaps a nerve ending to cease headaches. We have a picture of a black hole. Cures for however many diseases, self driving cars, twin nuclear powered aircraft carriers, transparent aluminum, sapphire crystal glass, watches that track and trace your heart, phones that map your face, headsets that project holograms, cars that can hit 288mph, self flying drones, self landing rockets, a car in space, a rover on mars, 8K TVs, photorealistic game graphics, bipedal robots capable of jumping, prototype exoskeletons, the list goes on forever and ever. They say children born today may be among the first to embrace immortality.

No new fundamental discoveries were required for this.

Its Called Aliens Think How Fast Technology Changed Ova The Last 15-20 Years

Jørgen Thingvold There will be a lot of sad faces lol

Dont give Elon any more ideas lol

Zachary Sikes very true

Im girl lisa but if i were a boy id pop a boner.this fascinating

massive swarm of teslas on a major highway

Car: 'No human you cannot. Know your place.' [Drives off]

The state of Michigan is now issuing drivers licenses to autonomous self-driving vehicles. Don't laugh. They will definitely have better driving records than we humans do.

Bruce Wagner r u sure about that

@@jaystarr6571 yy

@@jaystarr6571 y

Am waiting for someone that doesnt understand your joke to comment

Huh? Whats the joke..?

@@ZectonplaysMC it's an adaptation on a meme format

You mean 2012: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mcqXhNOSlta5hXk.html Tesla is one of the last to achieve self driving.

@@claypool7897 Oh really? Can you buy those other cars? Or are they just LIDAR trash that exist as geofenced tests forever and ever.

Police:You know why I pull you over ? Tesla :Cause I am black car? P: No not that , I saw you hit the sign , you drunk? T: No I don't drink, I am electric car. Must be my machine learning problem. P : oh anyway here a ticket.

@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 bruh

@@ordhinv.hohenheim5009 Hahaha good one.

1982 Kitt: Am I a joke to you?

Do you know how fast you were programmed to go?

I don't want to live in a world where all the cars are "self driven."

Rides better too.

But you mom loves you more

Drives better than almost everyone on the planet

@Owlifys Gaming - Connor Martinez Look, theres two things. Either your joking so now you can't r/whooosh me or your braindead af

Drives better than most people

no i was texting and relaxing

No, just texting

Same rules apply on texting and driving sadly.

No, I was trying to take a nap.

Jelly II 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OJ?

I’m surprised OJ’s lawyers couldn’t convince the jury that Bronco was self-driving.

Lmao!!!!!

You wake up to find the car has held up a bank and led the cops on a 50 mile chase

Full OJ mode HAHAHAHA

Oh. Yeah Jesus. But why are you alive?

Jesus boi i looked at your name and almost thought u were jesus XD

"again" lmao

Sacrilegious....

@@harshreddy4594 because the anti christ is here too and he's come to sort of even out the playing field.

Are you saved by lord jesus christ ?

😂🤣

@@MG-hg1sq he died

@@AnshumaanAnand yes i also thought in that Kind, but He need to believe and follow Lord Jesus Christ or Theres a Bad place to wake Up, If you Re Not a real Christian, which also repented from ein and ist friend With world

@@MG-hg1sq man i aint a christian i am a hindu and let it go i am just not quite religious.😅

You would definitely fool some people, but most people would realize it’s a tesla

I would love you to do that 🤣🤣

@@richey0995 you May not know but accually there are heck a lot grown ups who have no idea what tesla can do, since they are not into this kind of stuff, talking from my own experience from my parent...

What a madlad

If you want to make people think there's a ghost, you should put a sheet over your head... without holes for the eyes!