"San Francisco is the hotel california for lesbians" was a hell of a statement
@ladyj.30202 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't afraid of a six-foot albino with a hunting knife bigger than my dick" was the original Blood Meridian subtitle until Cormac McCarthy was overruled by his publishers
@coolsenjoyer2 жыл бұрын
"anthropomorphic personification of silence" I'm pretty sure that's just long way of saying Finnish
@cerebralisk2 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is the reason why you never see force ghosts in the star wars prequels, he's just constantly getting into hijinx where he runs into them, gets spooked, and then somehow permanently dispells them offscreen. Unfortunately his addiction to death sticks catches up to him between episodes 3 and 4, and he dies surrounded by his loving family.
@limelantern56372 жыл бұрын
I really wanna draw this particular combination of "and I'm a insert trope here" jokes together. Is troper fails fan art a thing?
@stwbmc982 жыл бұрын
If it’s not, time to make it a thing
@lucky-segfault42192 жыл бұрын
It can b3 if you believe in yourself
@myrtleandroses2 жыл бұрын
manifest it yourself, make it a reality
@meow_moment2 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness's newest adventure, in which he is captured by a group of lesbians and taken to the intergalactic prison-city of San Francisco, premieres tonight at 8/7 central,
@Mario_Angel_Medina2 жыл бұрын
"Isn't every entry in the Throper Tales Archive AuthorInsert?" _Technically_ no, because they sometimes write about how friends, family members or aquitances exemplify thropes; but most of them are
@lucatamburello45452 жыл бұрын
Authoradjacentinsert maybe ?
@Saieras2 жыл бұрын
Constant Loneness extensively researches every video game he buys because he's afraid of getting bullied by money ghosts.
@genericname27472 жыл бұрын
OoOoO I'm the ghost of the money you spend on this game
@Zulf852 жыл бұрын
Once I read a screenshot from the tvtropes forums of a guy getting unbelievably h-rny over a toy dog called "My Pal Violet" and it changed me forever
@genericname27472 жыл бұрын
what
@mikaroni_and_cheez2 жыл бұрын
Buddy are you okay
@alicethemad16132 жыл бұрын
Constant Loneness is entirely bald except for a floor length braided rat tail at the back of his head. That’s it that’s the lore.
@Sneaker37192 жыл бұрын
Not many people can say this, but I actually met Costant Loneness once. It was at the club last week. I was out with my friends before I started prepping for finals, and he was out by himself, apparently with no idea what to do. I bumped into him at one point, and he started unloading on me about how he really wishes he knew how to talk to girls. I was really weirded out, so I tried to cut him off by telling him to just start talking to girls in the club. In hindsight, I probably should have just told him to go home. It wasn't another thirty minutes before I saw him stumbling over to a group of girls in one corner of the club, obviously drunk. He started talking to them, and he apparently said something that upset them. This barely registered for me before he started vomiting all over one of the girls. Then, a guy who I assume was the girl's boyfriend came from across the room to see what was up. I figured that was the end of it, but then the boyfriend punched Costant Loneness in the face, knocking him straight to the floor. Costant Loneness then proceeded to throw up, pee his pants, and start crying all at the same time. The last I saw of him was when the bouncers escorted him out of the club. What a nerd.
@julialungan47222 жыл бұрын
Omfg that dude should have gone home.
@neffrey2 жыл бұрын
I actually met costant loneness at the supermarket when he was shopping for wonder bread, but then the bread was possessed by ghosts and we had to fight them together.
@Fighting.Flower2 жыл бұрын
The anthropomorphic personification of silence bit where it's just one person talking for hours to themselves is literally just people with autism. As a person with autism myself i too talk to myself around people for hours and also never talk in conversations that i'm in.
@bubs45812 жыл бұрын
"life is meaningless I'm so sad and I'm gonna cry" "omg babe new troper fails video"
@taipeijoey1012 жыл бұрын
"If you're going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair" The flowers act as a shield so that you can leave without resistance
@aidanrutter2572 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness once brought together and led an inter-dimensional team including Perseus, Alex Mason, Jake Sully, and whatever his name was in Terminator: Salvation. Their goal was to rival a separate team formed by the Human Torch, Captain America, Lucas Lee, Jensen, and Jake Wyler. Why, you may ask? Lucas Lee is dead and thus a ghost.
@miratarnish63162 жыл бұрын
Costant Lonness overcomes the fear of ghosts by forming a difficult villains to lovers relationship with a ghost
@limelantern56372 жыл бұрын
I love how in the middle of his long list of action-movie victories that one guys brother listed, he just admits to having been hit by a bus
@llewelynshingler21732 жыл бұрын
TV Tropes did well to ditch the Fetish Fuel page.
@neverever7192 жыл бұрын
8:15 Im normally a talkative person. But one day I was in a cafe and a man approahed me, and asked about my hat. He then proceeded to talk at me for 30 minutes in a ramble about nothing particular, and promptly left. This kind of "human" interaction is possible.
@gamergod98l862 жыл бұрын
can confirm this happens, honestly whenever it happens to me I'm just glad someone decided to talk to me.
@stagelinedpro2 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is the one used the force to impregnate Shmi Skywalker.
@mystery10202 жыл бұрын
“I want a little bit of monetization” Not if Chuck Wendig has anything to do about it
@TindraSan2 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness once messaged me with just a "Hi, how are you doing?" and I dunno what to do with that bc like.. that's not how u start your very first conversation with a person you've never talked to before.
@wegriz55702 жыл бұрын
The balls guy just has nanomachines
@JG-vh1xc Жыл бұрын
“Another hard day at work at the corpse f**king factory” is such a good punchline
@henrygalley28312 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is my Author Avatar, too
@thebreeoche2 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear. costant loneness (re-spelled as costnt loness) now a character in my homestuck fan-comic, where he will be a ghost hunter troll who shoots lasers out of his eyes.
@mikaroni_and_cheez Жыл бұрын
👀
@yourlocalnerd77882 жыл бұрын
I mean I used to joke I was the personification of entropy because I'm really bad at organization.
@iexist13002 жыл бұрын
Costant loneness once got in a fight with the smoll cate and lost.
@neuroatypicalkirby22 жыл бұрын
i honestly forgot you guys were the ones who gave me my current username until henry mentioned neurotypical kirby again
@Merilirem2 жыл бұрын
This is a thing? Time to find out what FUNCO has to do with anything...
@tVt20002 жыл бұрын
I’m terrified to see that
@llewelynshingler21732 жыл бұрын
Worse than it sounds
@franticducks24122 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is the originator of all Villains origins. He's a primordial force dedicated to hunting down ghosts to such an extent that he invents villains by causing horrible things to happen to those people or encourages them to be awful, just so he has an excuse to hunt down ghosts. His opposite, his brother, is named Swift Devocean
@specialgirl88702 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see this episode!
@brendanb29822 жыл бұрын
Is it MORBIN TIME? #MORBIUSSWEEP
@Speederzzz2 жыл бұрын
I'M GONNA MORB
@genericname27472 жыл бұрын
Oh no I've got morbed
@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing about the troper speaking with a mosquito is that mosquitoes are probably among the animals that humans will never be able to eradicate.
@mattmann16237 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking. Mosquitoes are like public enemy #1, if we could eradicate them we absolutely would
@yourlocalnerd77882 жыл бұрын
Oh god the long s. *vietnam flashbacks to reading Chaucer in Brit lit*
@jordenellis50852 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is a bucket. But not the bucket from the Stanley Parable
@HotBlasterBot2 жыл бұрын
Bring Back Riverdale Roulette! I don't even know what it was but I would still like to see it's return
@lentilpatient406Ай бұрын
Most of these feel like a relic of their time but considering the amount of weird people i still see monologuing online about how much they want flies to be extinct i could still see the mosquito getting posted
@valentinatyukosova96762 жыл бұрын
Constant Loneness minted an NFT of themselves. It didn't sell.
@onebilliontacos34052 жыл бұрын
I thought this series ended. Great to see it still alive and kicking!
@skulibaumgardner2422 жыл бұрын
babe come sit there's a new troper fails
@alvinflang91592 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness was born in a microwave.
@LoremIpsum9052 жыл бұрын
Oh boy oh boy
@Demonsta2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's going on with the guest audio here but I can't hear a word Al is saying without getting my ears blasted by the guys every time they laugh. :') hopefully I'll remember to come back when I'm attentive enough to read the captions...
@oimdednotbigsuprise2 жыл бұрын
Costant Loneness is the only lesbian who managed to leave San Francisco
@declanedmison54422 жыл бұрын
That’s why they’re so lonely.
@drfoxweyman75942 жыл бұрын
Costant Loness is such a powerful Sith that they where able to use the force to fuck all the amethysts in the galaxy, which turned into the sand on tattooine. Anakin's greatest nemesis
@galaxydacreature Жыл бұрын
Y'know who the 6 ft albino with a knife is? GRIFFIN INVISIBLEMAN FROM HIT BOOK THE INVISIBLE MAN BABYYYYYYYYYY
@chromaticgoku1323 Жыл бұрын
18:45 It really sounded like that troper was talkin abt a grimdark manga called Mai-chan's Daily Life, a guro comic abt an immortal maid and her sadistic owner that never shoulda seen the light of day and was peak "I'm so edgy I enjoy dark stuff" material for edgelords lmao
@projp90572 жыл бұрын
That's a new one
@terreliv Жыл бұрын
Coastin' Lone Ness is just the Loch Ness Monster.
@ironickrempt2 жыл бұрын
4 TROPERS! OOOOH BABY
@franticducks24122 жыл бұрын
A big buff mosquito man? Sounds quite Buzzwole to me
@Zookeykni2 жыл бұрын
as a red head, can confirm, we don't exist.
@MusicalRiolu2 жыл бұрын
release the slur cut, guso
@alpaczka60782 жыл бұрын
16:00 Gus becomes Putin. When in ten years we'll get invasion on georgia, you've seen it here first.
@jeffscrungle6179 Жыл бұрын
That mosquito? Buzzwole.
@vitalitydoesstuff36032 жыл бұрын
I remember I made a comment a long time ago about Riverdale Roulette and one of you two responded on it! I'm proud to say I stand with "BRING BACK RIVERDALE ROULETTE!" #Bringbackrr
@drfoxweyman75942 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the three genders: BuffySpeak, Lolspeak, and Shakespearaboo
@mikaroni_and_cheez Жыл бұрын
Imagine mixing it all together into an incomprehensible string of letters
@thezjk27962 жыл бұрын
As an ex Troper and someone who used to binge in the This Troper videos, Troper Fails gives me that cringe content that I missed. Except now I'm aware that these tales are just a mirror of a past self.
@realhumanbean79152 жыл бұрын
Constant Loneness burst through my window kicked my dog
@TheBigHerman0075 ай бұрын
Costant Lowness is a world class Riverdale Russian Roulette champ
@academicace2 жыл бұрын
Bring back Riverdale Roulette! ...I have no idea what this content looks like, but I am onboard with bullying podcast personalities into producing niche content.
@bepisthescienceman42022 жыл бұрын
Costant loneness has alived by elvis now she fights the phantom army
@magmanaught45322 жыл бұрын
Bring Back Riverdale roulette!
@sadwasdead5065 Жыл бұрын
12:38 an outfit almost exactly like that exists in my wardrobe. i don't own jeans so i usually wear a long skirt and i don't own a cap nor converse. i did go trough a shakesbeare phase, but i never tried talking in victorian english and grew out of it by age 12
@jimboanimations40412 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, Funko Pops
@farter5552 жыл бұрын
33:07 reminds me of the youtube video "manners" by justin kuritzkes, the potion seller guy (but mild warning for cissexism in the video) "I dont know what they do where youre from, but in this town, we punch ourselves in the balls before we sit down to eat, okay?"
@bluetorcher55442 жыл бұрын
Constant loneness is a jedi
@WhenyoBrainGoesNumb2 жыл бұрын
We need more Less is Morgue!
@CumulusWishes2 жыл бұрын
I know they're probably lying but how would you not know you were writing in Victorian English?
@seesaweffect80952 жыл бұрын
coastal loneness 🏖
@RG-jf2xr2 жыл бұрын
WOO! I'm very excited for this!
@vanish28842 жыл бұрын
As someone who is currently working in the shoe department at Nordstrom, an 8 US shoe size is not a 41 EU size. A 41 is like a 10, and an 8 is a 38
@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks2 жыл бұрын
Aren’t UK sizes slightly different from EU sizes though?
@off-the-grounder568 Жыл бұрын
21:10 I've seen people who might be down for Tetrax from Ben 10. He's a rock.
@viaisagirlkisser Жыл бұрын
Applying Troper Fails episode tropes to my everyday life part 11: Antromorphic personification: I’m the antromorphic personification of hating billionaires Antiquated Linguistics: Pass, pass, fucking pass Anything that moves: There are people out there who think Freddy Krueger is attractive, there are PEOPLE OUT THERE- Author Avatar: Tragically, I do have one, she’s my profile pic! Badass Boasts: “Look at me. Look me dead in the eye. Do you know who I am? I am the girl who decided to write her own examples for each Troper Fails trope! Do you think that I would fear a bag of bones like you who never needed to think? Don’t make me laugh.” (I just came up with that) Balls of steel: Pass, don’t have anything for it srry.
@user-nw1je1ur6t Жыл бұрын
2:58 NOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT CANT BE!!
@calhanlon55682 жыл бұрын
Bring back riverdale roulette!
@Ramsey276one2 жыл бұрын
The concept is okay but the execution… D8 Edit: I mean thumbnail (Funco?)
@neffrey Жыл бұрын
Did they ever do vitriolic best buds because that one might just be the worst one
@tuwubah2 жыл бұрын
i got summoned lmao 24:30
@mikaroni_and_cheez2 жыл бұрын
I just had a disturbing epiphany. How many tropers and troper lingo would have been affected if Morbius came out in the late 2000s? I cannot stop thinking about it How easily Morbius could have become another weird tumblr sexyman back in the golden age of the website People wearing Morbius t-shirts unironically in MySpace profile images while having too much eyeliner I quake in my boots, for it would likely have happened.
@mikaroni_and_cheez2 жыл бұрын
Fanfics unironically shipping Morbius x Reader (and Justin Bieber was there)
@pavement39312 жыл бұрын
fuck riverdale roulette bring back spongebob boyz
@ZeDoGiCa2 жыл бұрын
The audio mixing is making it hard to hear everything properly without some voices being too loud. Also bring back Riverdale roulette