Funniest Clinic Duties | House M.D.
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Күн бұрынSome of the best clinic duty moments from House M.D.
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@VioletTheGeek 6 жыл бұрын
The clinic cases were always so hilarious since they rarely needed to be realistic or able to hold a plot together, and the writers were free to just make them funny.
@MagizardInternet 3 жыл бұрын
It's easy to overestimate what people visit the doctor for. These are actually more realistic than the cases House deals with.
@DarkD112 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think this is the norm for what a real clinic sees in their everyday patients. I look up my problems online first then decide if I need a doctor. So the few times I go, it's for something really weird. I once had uncontrollable yawning. Morning, noon, evening, I would yawn constantly for a full week. Had plenty of sleep too. The first doctor had no idea and just blew me off. The second put some thought into it and came up with acid reflux. She thinks the acid was seeping into my lungs at night.
@kelseyswanepoel7056 3 жыл бұрын
People ARE like this though. It's actually amazing writing.
@resveries_ 3 жыл бұрын
it’s hilarious cuz half the time i can’t imagine going to the doctor’s for such small issues... but on the other hand, i’ve learned the hard way that sometimes ignoring “insignificant” symptoms lands u in the hospital, so maybe they’re onto something xD
@giantrobby5050 3 жыл бұрын
We always need some nice comic relief during the show about mysterious and horrifying medical problems
@RejectReef 6 жыл бұрын
"I love cows." *Vicodin Intensifies*
@eolsunder 5 жыл бұрын
I know right, just made me laugh. "I love cows" and House goes to talk, then decides that he really needs more drugs really quick.
@alivia8855 5 жыл бұрын
"I love cows" Pain intensifies get 5he vicadion
@flickcentergaming680 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@weluvb5 5 жыл бұрын
@-- he revealed later that his younger step mother was hitting on him while his dad was away.
@CosmeTicCraZy93 5 жыл бұрын
Could someone explain this scene, I dont get it?
@jkblohm9899 4 жыл бұрын
The shock House displayed on the self-circumcised man is too great.
@eme.261 3 жыл бұрын
Gave me heavy "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" vibes. 😂
@ShadowMoon878 3 жыл бұрын
It's more mutilated than circumcised. The guy used a boxcutter. Surgeons used a scapel.
@OceanSwimmer 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowMoon878 --- If it's on an adult, yes, it's cosmetic surgery. On an infant, it's genital mutilation: think of how size makes a difference. Newborn peen is tiny -- and what he's left with doesn't grow evenly. (shudder)
@danielvillarreal8452 3 жыл бұрын
poor Asian JIM if only Pam was into that
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 жыл бұрын
That man has a high freaking pain tolerance.
@likestowalkthewalk33 5 жыл бұрын
"You try talking a 73 year old out of sex...with all these male enhancements the pressure to put out's incredible! It's worse than high school!" Omg lmao!
@meganfaith4052 2 жыл бұрын
God I love Romana
@angelinasheppard3702 6 жыл бұрын
"We have curves. We have... flesh.." "You have little people inside you." *leaves*
@raven4k998 4 жыл бұрын
the top of my head is killing me ow that's not the top of my head
@danchapman9109 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it ends up being this massive tumor, lol
@jelly2584 4 жыл бұрын
Dan Chapman OMG that’s dark
@angieb976 3 жыл бұрын
Dan Chapman ya the blood was for a pregnancy test
@loganwallace3911 3 жыл бұрын
Jayleigh._. The tumor was benign
@cunningsmile4166 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged."
@Hellwyck 5 жыл бұрын
*Rumpled
@cunningsmile4166 5 жыл бұрын
"Harsh toke dude."
@andrewmiller5126 5 жыл бұрын
Cunning Smile That shut him up fast.
@cunningsmile4166 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@eggizgud 5 жыл бұрын
@Jazzy Luminals The patient used a toenail clipper to trim his nose hair! And he chastises House for having low 'hygiene' standards in terms of appearances.
@Panwere36 4 жыл бұрын
Pause at 4:38 and the look of utter shock and horror on the face of House is eternally priceless! One of Huge Laurie's finest moments of facial expression in a role ever!!!
@JackFoxtrotEDM 2 жыл бұрын
“…huAUGH?!”
@elijahhays175 Жыл бұрын
I would be too if saw someone's attempt to circumcise themselves 😂
@Panwere36 Жыл бұрын
@@elijahhays175 , exactly! The fact that House didn't really do his normal mockery and focused on getting that young man admitted and well showed his man card is irrevocable!!
@rustyhowe3907 2 жыл бұрын
That old lady is so frank and earnest, she had me rollin with her truth bombs and 0 filter.🤣
@KyoujinAnei 6 жыл бұрын
I love how that comment about cows takes him back so much he has to instantly pop a vicodin before he can say anything back.
@rylierylie2761 6 жыл бұрын
thought the same thing.
@PerfectAlibi1 6 жыл бұрын
House was like, "ah crap here we go again" XD
@aries3211 6 жыл бұрын
He's not having any of that bullshit. XD
@QixTheDS 6 жыл бұрын
Aries cowshit*
@saxyback345 5 жыл бұрын
@@QixTheDS You know bulls are just male cows, right?
@mulishamonster96 7 жыл бұрын
That one lady who uses her inhaler wrong. 😂😂
@Oscaeone 7 жыл бұрын
LOL! yeah, silly cow used it like perfume!
@SaikoX95 6 жыл бұрын
As a person with asthma, that triggered me so fucking much.
@yourstalker7386 6 жыл бұрын
lol me too. Like you fucking donkey!! It's called an inhaler!!!
@DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer 6 жыл бұрын
MYAZMA
@PerfectAlibi1 6 жыл бұрын
@Ali Abbasi I really don't think she was being sarcastic. Dr House legitimately asked how she used it. XD
@afriendlypoltergeist4073 4 жыл бұрын
"I'mma get you a thesaurus" "a what??? " I feel bad for laughing.
@carlosmspk 3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, no person that hasn't gone to university would know what that is. Hell, most people in their first university years don't know what that is
@georgememmott4398 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlosmspk I feel way smarter than I realised thank you
@carlosmspk 3 жыл бұрын
@lioness14 maybe it's a country thing, in Portugal it's not, by any means, a common word outside academia
@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlosmspk really? I am in high school but I know what that is.
@carlosmspk 3 жыл бұрын
@@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168 well, do most of your colleagues know what it is? It's a weird thing for you to know, like, why would you need a thesaurus in highschool?
@nikkiberns1365 3 жыл бұрын
“Just like Abraham did it” gets me every time 🤣
@babbit09 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair, you've got athletes foot in your nose... I'm ready to be judged" God I wish I was half as good at comebacks as House is
@BlackavarWD 5 жыл бұрын
You need a team of ghost writers.
@zekeiwa5837 5 жыл бұрын
You know people in real life don't take turns to talk, right? If you take more than three seconds you get interrupted, weird looks or a punch to the face for being a smartass
@jimmy2k4o 4 жыл бұрын
Zhake Ija most people just cry, complain and get you fired.... The most unrealistic bit is having a boss that tolerates a House
@matheussanthiago9685 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmy2k4o yup
@alexandriatheriault8746 3 жыл бұрын
atheltes nose lol
@TheJavierMartinez88 6 жыл бұрын
Is this some kind of hell for House in which he leave one examination room to enter another examination room ? An eternal circle for clinical hours ?.
@NymbusCumulo928 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the world of residency . . .
@TheGreatsagegoku 5 жыл бұрын
Thats probably where house will go when he dies.
@tyrant-den884 5 жыл бұрын
I wish, they were the best part of the show.
@tyrant-den884 5 жыл бұрын
@HazyDay he likes puzzles.
@asterixobelix20 4 жыл бұрын
He'd just either play a game while ignoring the patient or use sleep study as an excuse to get some sleep with the patient.
@mayagraphicart7077 5 жыл бұрын
House’s reaction when the dude dropped his pants is flawless 😂😂😂
@yoholup19 4 жыл бұрын
I mean you would react the same
@kfchero2 Жыл бұрын
Atleast its not Lupus
@scflam2 Жыл бұрын
@@kfchero2 its never lupus
@popcornrocks5208 Жыл бұрын
@@scflam2 Except for that one time that it was.
@PerfectAlibi1 Жыл бұрын
@@popcornrocks5208 And that other time we don't talk about.
@Pete-th9oq 2 жыл бұрын
They need to make a pre-House M.D. series where a younger House is in Med school and doing practicum. That would be an awesome series!
@caelum2185 Жыл бұрын
Nah, no vicodin and less sarcasm.
@raven75257 Жыл бұрын
@@caelum2185 His ex-wife (what was her name again?) confirmed that he was always a jerk
@caelum2185 Жыл бұрын
@@raven75257 Stacy, ex gf not wife. He was a mid tier but then injury turned him into top tier jerk.
@vamsikgp Жыл бұрын
Benedict Cumberbatch can play younger House well
@cathleenwarner1778 Жыл бұрын
Did they ever do an episode about how Chase, Cameron and Foreman, all came to work for House, I don't remember
@catholicgirl545 6 жыл бұрын
"you have little people inside you."
@RodMyGod 6 жыл бұрын
underrated
@turtato2155 6 жыл бұрын
Catholic Girl That was the funniest one
@wolfman1000000 5 жыл бұрын
Think I saw that one.
@martinaklichova7537 5 жыл бұрын
So happy to be the like number 666 on this one :D :D
@fishguy9704 5 жыл бұрын
Triggered
@tariqhabib8125 7 жыл бұрын
"If you live by the river, I got a bag !!" Love it
@IHeliosI 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one.
@JoeKeyes 7 жыл бұрын
Putting the cat in the bag and tossing it in the river.
@PerfectAlibi1 7 жыл бұрын
Or she could just give the cat to someone else. XD
@doommuffinz5276 6 жыл бұрын
Tariq Habib I didnt get thst one
@tariqhabib8125 6 жыл бұрын
Doom Muffinz without meds, Her only cure is to get rid of her cat. So, you know this one way to get rid of a cat.
@ArchaeoKat 2 жыл бұрын
"You have little people inside you" made me spit my coffee everywhere 😂😂😂
@punkotaku9906 4 жыл бұрын
Patient, "I love cows." House, "it's Vicodin time"
@raven4k998 3 жыл бұрын
you love cows are you sure about that I think your faking that issue
@jimbob1427 6 жыл бұрын
"You don't like to swallow ? I'm not surprised " gold
@cougarhunter33 5 жыл бұрын
Her blink after that line takes the silver.
@aosanshou 4 жыл бұрын
Only one line in the whole video that I didn’t like. I mean, who loves to swallow🤷♀️?. (AND the patient is in full status with pain.)
@scrawnymaniac7126 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes to swallow. Pretty sure the white stuff can be unbelievably and disgustingly slimy. Pill wise, eh. I don't mind, but if you'd give me a giant horse pill I'd throw it out the window or chop it up and swallow the pill pieces one by one 🤷
@callmeswivelhips8229 2 жыл бұрын
@@scrawnymaniac7126 If I'm truly in love with the guy, then I'm sure I'll love to swallow
@MaidikIslarj 2 жыл бұрын
@@scrawnymaniac7126 A lot of people like to swallow. Obviously, they only know after they try it...
@kp-yi6ku 7 жыл бұрын
"50 dollars to any patient who is willing to leave here right now" 😂
@xJ4R3x 5 жыл бұрын
the parent of the kid with the asma was ready to go lmao
@aproudasia9529 5 жыл бұрын
I would leave then come back and repeat lol easy money
@robw4743 5 жыл бұрын
@@aproudasia9529 , if you watched that episode, one tried, he knew.
@kp-yi6ku 5 жыл бұрын
A Proud Asia YEAH... like you can trick House that easily xp
@jackjames1 5 жыл бұрын
Black dude jumps up hahaha
@ReaIHuman Жыл бұрын
I'd love a spin-off of just House dealing with clinic patients.
@ytht21 Жыл бұрын
Would fit well with today's short-form content
@drlcubsfan Жыл бұрын
Hugh Laurie’s accent in the self-circumcision scene is incredible. Doing the usual House American accent, then adding on sounding like he has a cold, then speaking perfectly pronounced Yiddish…three layered accent
@arianazuniga611 7 жыл бұрын
Ramona, you bad girl.
@Randomcitizen820 7 жыл бұрын
Ariana Zuniga *naughty
@GamerGrovyle 6 жыл бұрын
Ariana Zuniga She was hilarious.
@1LuvMLPFiM 5 жыл бұрын
Must be quite feisty back in the day.
@dothmotherknowyouwearth 5 жыл бұрын
"I haven't seen Jeopardy in a month."
@reenamohanta2994 5 жыл бұрын
Naughty
@carygibson9979 6 жыл бұрын
0:05 - 1x20 Love Hurts 1:36 - 2x14 Sex Kills 2:34 - 1x05 Damned If You Do 4:02 - 2x02 Autopsy 4:55 - 3x12 One Day, One Room 5:48 - 2x04 TB or Not TB 6:40 - 1x16 Heavy
@taylorm6797 6 жыл бұрын
Cary Gibson thank you
@PrenticeNeto 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes comment sections can be useful after all. ...only sometimes though.
@j.sanchez187 6 жыл бұрын
bless you good sir.
@omgitstracey 6 жыл бұрын
You're an angel.
@Tammyaway 6 жыл бұрын
I seriously love you
@AbsolXGuardian 5 жыл бұрын
The best part about the patient at 5:13, is that he used the same cold-reading like skills House uses on his own patients and judges the person based on that (of course the patient assumed that House was someone who wasn't detail focused, rather than that it was someone who didn't give a rat's ass about social norms). And they both have very little tactfulness!
@southbeastgamingftw 7 ай бұрын
@caitlyncarvalho7637 the show is over and also that would be pushing the border of sci-fi which would be lame because the show tends to lean into the realistic aspects of medicine
@maximusdingus8545 3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't press my shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week, you have athlete's foot up your nose. I'm ready to be judged" That line killed me
@mspeter97 7 жыл бұрын
So, I always figured you couldn't be that much of a jerk with people, then I spent a year working at a store. I ended up a bit like House at the end of that year
@jacobpolitte410 7 жыл бұрын
Le Docteur I've worked in retail for a year and a half now. I was so nice when I started. I have gone full House now.
@mspeter97 7 жыл бұрын
I can relate SO MUCH
@nickake120 7 жыл бұрын
3 years, it just keeps getting worse.
@FarsirisCassidy 7 жыл бұрын
wewll, I am a pharmacist, so this is very well-known for me, people are sooo stupid and clueless about elementary things ... but I cannot be jrk to them, even though I wish I could, I need those idiots to come back to me ... in this way I seriously envy the doctors...
@JayCotePNiggs 6 жыл бұрын
y'all would not have a job if you were acting like House
@TatendaZiyambi 7 жыл бұрын
4:06 House sees a bloody crotch.... "Well it's not Lupus!"
@loluoresegun5844 6 жыл бұрын
I died.
@TheGoldcountry 6 жыл бұрын
"Just like Abraham did it.."
@Hersatz 6 жыл бұрын
It's never lupus...
@simonmillard8931 6 жыл бұрын
How many men crossed their legs at this part?
@abaddon5759 6 жыл бұрын
Simon Millard I will to bet 99.99%
@chamallow989 4 жыл бұрын
In the French version, « cigarettes » is actually replaced by whole rice. And then, the guy asks if he is gonna be addicted to it.
@lordfelidae4505 3 жыл бұрын
That is bizarre.
@chamallow989 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordfelidae4505 I think that’s because we have pretty strict rules when it comes to cigarettes and tv. They probably couldn’t say « cigarettes » so they had to change it, but I guess they could have changed the guys answer too
@biteme9486 4 жыл бұрын
4:19 “My new girlfriend never been with a man who wasn’t circumcised.” then either tell her that you’re proud of your body or leave her. Girlfriends aren’t worth mutilation.
@kekawinterstar3000 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, Houses face at 4:37 miiiiight be worth it.
@biteme9486 4 жыл бұрын
@@kekawinterstar3000 .............still not worth it, that's just me though
@MrRavellon 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the loss of functionality. Foreskin is a rather useful piece of skin. And not just for men.
@gelflingmama 3 жыл бұрын
Cut, uncut, don’t care so long as dude knows what to do with it.
@Nick-ei8lt 3 жыл бұрын
Nope I’m good. Sorry but torpedos aren’t attractive. Uncut guys remind me of the male dogs with their little red rockets. It’s disgusting 🤢.
@ForumArcade 6 жыл бұрын
HOLD UP. Is that Asian guy at 4:10 the same guy who pretended to be Jim on The Office to prank Dwight?
@dwightk.schrute6743 6 жыл бұрын
It better not be!
@serah2enrique 6 жыл бұрын
yes he is!! he's also in fresh off the boat
@williamkrause5831 5 жыл бұрын
He's also Danny Chung in Veep
@zillafire101 5 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? That is Jim.
@JasonNahRealFitSG 5 жыл бұрын
Does he have an anus? #Firework
@betteryoubetter 6 жыл бұрын
1:36 my favorite!!! "I love cows"...House pauses, and goes for the pills thinking "oh! this is going to be AWESOME!" LMAO!
@bodhisattva2348 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly what is he doing with the cows???
@maybetomorrowmaybe 5 жыл бұрын
puttin his beef in some beef
@erikwaterson361 3 жыл бұрын
@@bodhisattva2348 This episode is really weird, lol He used the "I love cows" thing to ask for chemical castration, because he was actually sexually attracted to his mother.
@roadrunner3232 2 жыл бұрын
I had a patient who was having physical relations with his chicken .. so .. nothing new here .
@patrickshamp3762 4 жыл бұрын
The look on his face when he says " You have little people inside you" cracks me up everytime.
@chronicprocrastina Жыл бұрын
“I love cows” House immediately makes a face and reaches for the Vicodin, as if to say “I’m gonna need a couple for this one..”
@Mega_Arrow 7 жыл бұрын
"You don't like to swallow. Not surprised." Fucking savage XD
@WolfRider2010 5 жыл бұрын
“Get the twinkie back it’s wrapper.” I almost died at that part. 😂
@JasonNation72 4 жыл бұрын
4:36 This is like the only time I've seen House freak out over a patient.
@velkonemriam1935 4 жыл бұрын
"You got athlete's foot in yoir nose. I'm ready to be judged." 😂😂
@ShadeScarecrow 6 жыл бұрын
"put the twinky back into its wrapper" could´ve lived without that image...
@nonchalantcommenting2273 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking about it.. my god that's true horror
@MetaKaios 6 жыл бұрын
KZfaq, this is the last video you should be trying to sell me a box cutter on.
@maybetomorrowmaybe 5 жыл бұрын
the scene from breaking bad might be worse
@wolfiemarie9320 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@patriot17764th 3 жыл бұрын
youtube :does anyway!
@gelflingmama 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@827Drew 3 жыл бұрын
'Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous. The difference with this one is it's completely legal. Merry Christmas.' House's honesty is what makes this show so hilarious.
@miranda13c 2 жыл бұрын
4:35 I could watch House’s horrified reaction all day long 😂
@TaraWert1 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the cow guy, he was getting turned on by his stepmom. XD
@PerfectAlibi1 6 жыл бұрын
His very hot and sexy stepmom barely older then him, who keeps running around in her underwear... XD
@Hyndergogen9 6 жыл бұрын
Tara DeWert Dude just needed to chill untill it was a major porn category.
@encycl07pedia- 3 жыл бұрын
He was played by Adam Busch, Noah on The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo.
@imhungry48.o_o. 5 жыл бұрын
Patient: "I love cows" House: *Grabs pills*
@BarneyEg 5 жыл бұрын
*Santa puts on glasses* Santa- "C- c- Co- ge- rius?" Doctor-"Cigarettes" *shocked Santa's face* HAhaha loved that one
@Dornatum 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, i work in a pharmacy and i sometimes read prescriptions like his.
@1LuvMLPFiM 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dornatum How do pharmacists like you read such encrypted handwritings?!
@Spudgonzo 4 жыл бұрын
Does med school have a course on illegible cursive? Chicken scratch 101?
@robertrodriguez1964 3 жыл бұрын
@@Spudgonzo I hear it helps to only write prescriptions with your left hand. Although I tried that once and now I'm left handed.
@benmackarel295 3 жыл бұрын
sPUDg0NZ0 yes it right after the top of head anatomy class
@riotgirlckb6727 5 жыл бұрын
"isn't it dangerous?" "Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are dangerous, difference is this is completely legal"
@Delphineas 6 жыл бұрын
Athlete's foot in nose still my favorite.
@brianking3567 5 жыл бұрын
Look up the girl who's "on the jelly"
@iamrolfie3755 6 жыл бұрын
“I got some box cutters..” STOP RIGHT THERE. RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE HELL. 5:50 Lmao
@hanbury22 6 жыл бұрын
Cringe 😨
@shooterrick1 6 жыл бұрын
I feel uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable.
@BlackavarWD 5 жыл бұрын
Of all the maiming weapons he could have picked up... box cutters. Must have been desperate... and VERY stupid.
@tyrant-den884 5 жыл бұрын
I dont know what that horror story was doing a in a collection of funny visits.
@Paulthefonz 2 жыл бұрын
I maintain the stance that the biggest missed opportunity on this show was to have an episode thats entirely done in real time just following house around during one hour of clinic duty
@thefanwithoutaface8105 3 жыл бұрын
"I Love Cows" House: "I am way too sober to deal with this."
@KINGofkings49er 7 жыл бұрын
"Athlete foot in your nose" Me: huh??
@cbernier3 7 жыл бұрын
He used toenail clippers in his nose. The same toenail clippers he uses on his feet. Without sterilizing them. So he spread the athlete's foot fungus to his nose. He shouldn't have been so cheap and just got a second pair of clippers.
@KINGofkings49er 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh I see now Thank you
@user-bg3zf2vb2n 7 жыл бұрын
They sell them at the Dollar Tree for, you guessed it, a dollar.
@mrsuperguy2073 6 жыл бұрын
cbernier3 or dipped them in isopropyl
@HappyDragneels_page 6 жыл бұрын
or you know, fire
@keerokamiya9126 6 жыл бұрын
I always loved when he'd be talking to these people and just take out the vicodin. Like "Yeah this is gonna be a pain to deal with I can already tell"
@pancon9947 4 жыл бұрын
House has a really brilliant 'oh my god' face when a patient says something stupid
@varianschirmer9375 Жыл бұрын
My favorite clinic moments were like the kid watching his little sibling... came in repeatedly. First the fireman up the nose, then the police officer, then the toy firetruck... The little kid was sending rescue teams for the little cat stuck in the nose...
@danielphillips5324 6 жыл бұрын
You've got athletes foot in your nose .... I'm ready to be judged
@flickcentergaming680 5 жыл бұрын
I love it. Funniest one yet.
@aosanshou 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t neither. But guessing some dirty stuff like mold growing in there, as nose hairs are there for reason.
@emdolokhov7848 4 жыл бұрын
@@aosanshou guy used nail clippers for nose hair, infected himself with foot fungus.
@aosanshou 4 жыл бұрын
Em Dolokhov : ok, make sense😃💬. We better sanitize our body stuff daily.
@Hopebestman 3 жыл бұрын
"detail" was not a major concern *yeAH!!!
@AveryScarlet 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I remember my brother crossing his legs so much when we heard the guy admit he circumcised himself... We both agree we're surprised he was able to walk all the way to the clinic.
@tenshiginakuch2388 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the "Twinky out of the wrapper" made house Audibly react in surprise. it seems like nothing gets to him, but that clearly got to him.
@nellstyles3050 3 жыл бұрын
6:11 the genuine confusion in his eyes was hilarious
@Erich2142 6 жыл бұрын
"You have little people inside you" 😂😂😂😂
@spacecore94 4 жыл бұрын
I love 1:38 its like at that moment House is like "Nope, not nearly medicated enough for this"
@Confetti-God Жыл бұрын
“You have little people inside of you” the tone and delivery is great
@warhawk9566 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that for every future acting role he applies to he probably has on his resume "Guy on House who loved cows"
@no1bandfan 5 жыл бұрын
“Why do you hide your pills in the lupus book?” “It’s never lupus.”
@gurglequeen433 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to shave this week, you have athletes foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged." 😂😂😂😂
@notsonnyextra3578 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week, you’ve got athletes foot in your nose. I’m ready to be judged.” One of the best quotes of all of TV history.
@marethyu_primo7638 4 жыл бұрын
"I love cows" *Vicodin* That is the correct response
@Sigma0283 6 жыл бұрын
Dr. House: You think it's gonna come out on its own? Are we talking bigger than a breadbasket? 'Cause, actually, it will come out on its own, which for small stuff is no problem: it's wrapped up in a nice soft package and plop. Big stuff? You're gonna rip something, which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops. Patient: How did you...? Dr. House: We've been here for half an hour. You haven't sat down; that tells me its location. You haven't told me what it is; that tells me it's humiliating. You have a little birdie carved under your arm; that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids. I've been a doctor twenty years, you're not gonna surprise me. Patient: It's an MP3 player. [pause] Dr. House: Is it... is it because of the size, or the shape, or is it the pounding bass line?
@misanthropicisolation4013 5 жыл бұрын
I was howling with laughter at that scene
@octopuspancake6949 4 жыл бұрын
'I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged." -House 2019
@Vistresian1941 3 жыл бұрын
"... to get the Twinkie back in the wrapper" is probably going to make me recoil for the next month.
@wildlydistraughtindividual 5 жыл бұрын
"So...can you give me something?" "Like a thesaurus?"
@hanaomer4940 6 жыл бұрын
1:40 I love how he just instantly pulls out his pills.
@Liuhuayue 6 жыл бұрын
Somehow I find it hard to believe that any doctor these days would give a prescription for cigarettes to a complete non-smoker.
@carolynmiles9281 6 жыл бұрын
Liuhuayue doubt they would write it out, but if none of the normal treatments had worked and 2 cigarettes a day would, minimal harm max gain there. He did say no more or less than 2.
@TheAlps36 6 жыл бұрын
A couple of things: 1. This is House we're talking about, 2. The patient is a fairly older guy so it's not like the occasional smoke is going to harm him much. 3. Nothing else seemed to work for him. Don't get me wrong - I'm sure this'd be career suicide for any doctor but it's TV and it's House so it's a nice scene imho
@AxelCross 6 жыл бұрын
Most people who are "smokers" kill a pack or more a day. Half a pack at the least. Thats ten to twenty+ cigs. Even at that rate, usually smoking takes decades to produce damage. It would likely take even longer before two a day would produce cancer or emphysema or COPD or loss of limbs or whatever. Since he was an old guy, he would probably be on his way out in decades anyway just due to natural causes.
@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463 6 жыл бұрын
Liuhuayue it happens but only in very rare cases
@Vegeta8300 6 жыл бұрын
For ulcerative colitis nicotine does actually help. Not so much for Crohn's disease. Which I have. He would have prescribed a nicotine patch, not cigarettes.
@DrMaulikThakkar 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't get to make that call without the stethoscope union rules "
@christopherhall5361 5 жыл бұрын
"i know when i'm pregnant" "you don't get to make that call" XD
@raven4k998 3 жыл бұрын
apparently not mam
@RallForeman 6 жыл бұрын
4:40 "Just like how abraham did it" lmao dead
@darthbiker2311 3 жыл бұрын
04:30 So, the guy actually flashed his bloody mangled unit before House could turn the blinds.
@lordlogbert9602 4 жыл бұрын
"We have flesh, we have curves." House: You are fat
@amelonnamedkate1400 5 жыл бұрын
Him, Simon Cowell, and Gordon Ramsey are the Holy Trinity
@BlackavarWD 5 жыл бұрын
What about Dr. Cox from Scrubs?!
@fz4907 5 жыл бұрын
also sherlock holmes (bbc)
@amelonnamedkate1400 4 жыл бұрын
^^ Okay, the Pentagram
@rolexmarcelo3218 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@tofusrvng 4 жыл бұрын
@@amelonnamedkate1400 fitting
@captainngoose 4 жыл бұрын
"I love cows." *House sighs and immediately gets vicodin*
@judekanawati7467 3 жыл бұрын
House: “I forgot to brush my hair this week. You’ve got the athlete’s foot 🦶 on your nose 👃” Patient: 😮 House: “I’m ready to be judged” Lol 😂
@CherryBomb_Games 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't like to swallow? Not surprised." If had been drinking coffee I would've spat it omg I was rolling.
@evenflow5491 5 жыл бұрын
That guy judging Houses appearance, he deserved the verbal smackdown
@bcn1gh7h4wk 6 жыл бұрын
"I love cows" "........yyyyyyyyyyyyah............ yup... Imma need a pill...."
@Robi2009 6 жыл бұрын
6:30 - Is there something else you can give me? - If you live by the river, I got a bag xD ROTFL
@iwenttotheshopsandthekidsn1319 4 жыл бұрын
“can you give me something” “a thesaurus?” 😂
@Spartan536 4 жыл бұрын
That manatee could not even spell Thesaurus much less use one correctly
@JustJimmyNYC 4 жыл бұрын
I like how with the elderly woman house actually had to check with the nurse to make sure he heard that right
@primus3217 3 жыл бұрын
4:54 I THOUGHT HE LOOKED INSIDE HIS FORESKIN WTF HAHAHAHHA
@enws4819 2 жыл бұрын
Bbbbeautiful
@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 жыл бұрын
I think the circumcise guy was the only time I've seen House genuinely shocked.
@stefancristi2493 4 жыл бұрын
The way House says “You have little people inside you” cracks me up 😂
@mariconvongerm3269 7 жыл бұрын
Till today my favourite character.
@shinminmetroskyline 6 жыл бұрын
the fuck is stirner doing on my daily binge of youtube
@mikael9456 6 жыл бұрын
"well if you live by the river, I got a bag" writers of this show are comic geniuses
@n.a.8050 4 жыл бұрын
4:40 House's shocked "whuuh" never gets old! 😂
@erickcassibo8172 4 жыл бұрын
"You dont like to swallow... not surprised." Shots fired.
@Volkaer 6 жыл бұрын
Man what would I give if House came back and did a whole season of just clinic duties :P
@theriverstigs 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and I forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose." "_I'm ready to be judged._"
@jschlattfunnymic3069 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what Agent Woo was up to before the snap
@nougan_tanker 3 жыл бұрын
Glad he found House to got that properly taken care of, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to help save Westview!
@DannyJ-zi6ib 3 жыл бұрын
Ayo is that Jimmy Woo
@JuanPonce-ck6or 3 жыл бұрын
JIMMY WOOO
@callmeswivelhips8229 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of the cow guy is the expression on house's face after he says he loves cows. And he holds it until he grabs his pills too!!
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