FUNNIEST Kid Test Answers | TOP 30 School FAILS (2019)

FUNNIEST Kid Test Answers | TOP 30 School FAILS (2019) | Alonzo Lerone

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@immkenisha 4 жыл бұрын

the teacher that said “that’s why you both failed” had me ROLLINGGGGGGG

@DivineOne32 4 жыл бұрын

nah frrr 😭 .

@nylaaaa8826 4 жыл бұрын

Frrr 🤣🤣🤣

@calliejobe2919 Жыл бұрын

I am. 😊

@user-ok2lw9cc1z 4 жыл бұрын

Cash: My owner is being weird and yelling at himself again.

@leithymoon 4 жыл бұрын

Thats my dogs when i play video games 😂

@qtkiwii 4 жыл бұрын

*Kash

@hannahchitty-finch7738 4 жыл бұрын

*Kash

@adriannamarie01_ 4 жыл бұрын

Probably what Kash was thinking to himself. 😂🤣

@LeLu-555 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Hell no... Kash is used to that shit by now... He just don't pay him no mind and if he does it's a "what do you want now human? Can't you see I'm busy? ( Proceeds back whatever the hell he wants to do...) 😂😂😂😂😂

@rose_2139 4 жыл бұрын

"Why does a kid have an iPhone??" Dude, if the kid had everything they listed, I'd be more concerned about why they had a wife 😂😂

@kathrynblair8845 3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who has five kids and they even bought their newborn an iPhone which makes no sense

@kinzey8 3 жыл бұрын

They be probably talking bout that time when they proposed to a girl with a ring pop

@Notiravgsarah 2 жыл бұрын

@@kathrynblair8845 daduq why

@trainion9626 9 ай бұрын

He lives in Harry Potter land

@kellyberry 7 ай бұрын

The kid has an Iphone because his rich parents need to call him every 5 minutes to tell them they just made 10 million dollars

@ayvuhsnyy 4 жыл бұрын

8:50 “I..I said it the way I read it.” - Alonzo I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT IDK WHY

@Auntie_Asha 4 жыл бұрын

“I think he would mate with a pug…if he still had his balls”💀💀

@Lady-Mara 4 жыл бұрын

I was reading this comment when he said that part 🤣

@Iziieerose- 4 жыл бұрын

4:10 😂

@asaanapapi7170 4 жыл бұрын

I fucking died😂💀

@Just-A-Gamer1524 4 жыл бұрын

Just call poor Kash out like that 😭💀

@future3773 4 жыл бұрын

He ain’t have to call him out like that 💀😂

@runasvlogs 4 жыл бұрын

“i think cash would mate with a pug…” “…if he still had his balls”

@CatrionaCharles 4 жыл бұрын

psycho’s world I think Kash reeeally hates him now 😂

@SonictheBlueStreak 4 жыл бұрын

psycho’s world That might explain Kash’s attitude with Alonzo. Hahaha.

@alicewilloughby4318 4 жыл бұрын

@@CatrionaCharles, That's an interesting point. How much does a dog (or cat) understand about having been altered or spayed? And do they make the connection that their humans had it done?

@nanisullivan3829 4 жыл бұрын

That took me out

@alonzo 4 жыл бұрын

Still true !

@isadebs9288 4 жыл бұрын

"you guys as parents need to get your kids in more trouble so I can get the detention slips" LMFAO Teacher writing the exam question: "write five letters you can spell" lil 4 year old kid *literally writes the same thing and get two extra points*

@alexanderknott9039 3 жыл бұрын

Teacher: boys can’t be princesses Alonzo: so you have chosen... death

@briw9318 4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: Draw something orange Kid: *draws Donald Trump* Lmaooo. That made me giggle harder than I intended too 😂😂😂

@RALDSr 4 жыл бұрын

Best. Comment. Ever

@AnonymousDragonWolf 4 жыл бұрын

I like to say we haven't had a white president in 3 terms: Obama twice, then Trump. Them's Halloween colors.

@jaedenlyons 4 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump wants to know your location

@ViktorScberg 4 жыл бұрын

And yet people still call him white supremacist ! He's orange supremacist !!

@Nicky_NickGaming 3 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong though. Donald Trump’s face is orange, at some points in time I think his face is more orange than an actual orange. Like seriously Trump tone down on the orange. And go back to your original year you time travelling idiot.

@alonzo 4 жыл бұрын

our favorite kids are back!! I felt like it's been so long

@frankbello9377 4 жыл бұрын

I know lol

@thomashenderson6995 4 жыл бұрын

Second reply

@MsDutchess336 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, right!

@jenjay8003 4 жыл бұрын

👋 hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Cassxowary 4 жыл бұрын

Alonzo Lerone *MOST OF THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE (MADE BY ADULTS TRYING TO IMITATE CHILD HANDWRITING) BUT STILL FUNNY!*

@kristinw2600 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Alonzo gets all upset at the thought of an elementary school kid having an iPhone, but he was totally cool with them having a wife to not lend!

@horselings1067 4 жыл бұрын

6:14 It's Pronounced: H of X is equal to negative 2 x cubed plus negative 3 x squared plus 4 x minus 2, where x is 6. h(x)=(-2x^3)+(-3x^2)+(4x)+(-2); where x=6 h(x)=(((-2)(6))^3)+(((-3)(6))^2)+((4)(6))+(-2) h(x)=((-12)^3)+((-18)^2)+(24)+(-2) h(x)=(-1728)+(324)+(22) h(x)=-1382 [or] y=-1382 x=6 y=-1382

@sis23344 4 жыл бұрын

Y= -518

@gozzilla177 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Y=-518 you () are in the wrong places and it didn't end in +(-2) it should read like -2(6³)-3(6²)+4(6)-2

@LB-wp2ep 4 жыл бұрын

Okay I got -566 or -518 If you use the acronym PEMDAS (parentheses exponents multiply divide add subtract) wouldnt addition go first? Or maybe once you get to that section you just do the equation left to right.... 🤔

@LB-wp2ep 4 жыл бұрын

(-432) - (108 + 24) - 2 = -566 Or (-432) - 108 + 24 - 2 = -518

@gozzilla177 4 жыл бұрын

@@LB-wp2ep Yes and no PEMDAS is more like P-E-MD-AS as multiplication and division have the same priorities, same with addition and subtraction. So they can be done in order at that point. I can post a 2nd comment with the work xD

@Cixteenyne 4 жыл бұрын

"boys can't be princesses" *me with a gay science teacher that sings let it go when he's busy*

@jaynebugs 4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know your gay science teacher and I already love him from that description!

@kaili6396 4 жыл бұрын

I have a gay English/tech teacher that sings let it go and chandelier when he bore and like when I first had him as my teacher I didn’t know who he was until I was being an idiot and he’s like “if you don’t do the work ill call ya sister right now in front of the class” and it was at that moment I knew I done fucked up I thought he was just some teacher turns out he’s real good friends with my sister and has known me since I was a kid so love that

@sarliciabish8935 4 жыл бұрын

I-

@Raven-pn2mg 4 жыл бұрын

🌈👏👏🌈 yesssssssss

@jessicaconner1242 4 жыл бұрын

【MysticFalls】 boys can’t be princesses it’s just wrong

@melissahoward8038 4 жыл бұрын

Kash is in the background plotting his owners demise after that “if he still had his balls.” comment XD

@Cassxowary 4 жыл бұрын

Milly Howard human parent you mean (: he’s family not a slave or property to be owned(:

@jordandino417 2 жыл бұрын

I’m wandering if Kash got castrated before? :/

@CSP-qp2eo 4 жыл бұрын

I'm quite new and for a while when he was talking to cash I thought he was talking that the plant 😂😅

@tbone55a34 4 жыл бұрын

9:48 Says it’s crazy for a kid to have an iPhone. A wife is fine though

@cutiepiedeysi 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking to see if someone noticed that. It had me dead 💀 💀 💀

@naturebae915 4 жыл бұрын

They not getting in trouble because it’s too close to Christmas 😂😂

@theradsports4489 4 жыл бұрын

Shes Omnipotent 😂

@kyraspatafore2104 4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@ramens. 4 жыл бұрын

Shes Omnipotent I don't think Santa can get them out of trouble 😂😂😂

@kayla6319 4 жыл бұрын

You would be surprised

@madisonfranklin92 4 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL

@TheeKhonshuOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

“I think Cash would mate with a pug” “.... if he still had his balls” Me:he damn roasted this poor dog

@heyitsbrianna136 4 жыл бұрын

Katsuki Bakugou Alonzo knows wrong for that. Saying cash’s business out there like that 😂😭😭

@ashleycornell4993 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@cicero3895 4 жыл бұрын

*Kash

@hannahchitty-finch7738 4 жыл бұрын

*Kash

@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 4 жыл бұрын

For the math question. X = 6. So you plug in the six. Now you multiply it by the number next to it, not the power yet. Once that's done then you do the power. That's when you multiple the bottom number however many times the power tells you to. So -2X cubed ( or 2X to the third power) would go as follows= -2(6) cubed to -12 cubed. So the first part then becomes -12 times -12 times -12 = -1,728. -3(6) squared (power of two) would become -18 times -18 = 324. So now full equation is -1,728 + 324 + 24 - 2. Now solve, making it -1,382. If I remember the math correctly, it's been a while

@GoodGollyMissMolly763 3 жыл бұрын

8:31. "Boys can't be a princess Matt"... EXCUUUUUSE ME!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@raehill847 4 жыл бұрын

Alonzo: see me colon Everybody else: semi-colon

@khaotictrash 4 жыл бұрын

everyone else: semi truck me when I was a kid: se-my truck

@terminatorztc6391 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: Mitten Ppl in Michigan: Mittn

@123KristenB 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@egyptiandaughter2818 4 жыл бұрын

@@terminatorztc6391 I'm a Michiganian and that is so true.....hehehe

@terminatorztc6391 4 жыл бұрын

@@egyptiandaughter2818 Heyo fellow Michiganian

@Cjaiih 4 жыл бұрын

Do the top “I’mma tell my kids this is” memes

@kennedy4257 4 жыл бұрын

Cjaiih No that’s so annoying it’s not funny

@Cjaiih 4 жыл бұрын

Baby Crafter Kennedy lol he made the video anyways🤷‍♂️

@jayplayz8480 4 жыл бұрын

10:21 None: Army: Armmmy!!~~ where u at? Me: right here bihh Army:💜 Me:💜✌️

@vantilover8180 4 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow army who Your bias

@jayplayz8480 4 жыл бұрын

Vanti lover Yoongi😸💜

@Lina-zs3ji 4 жыл бұрын

right here sis💜✌

@harmonynoelani1965 4 жыл бұрын

Here sis

@MusicMagic19 4 жыл бұрын

Yoongi stan in the house!!!!

@stephaniegibson9364 4 жыл бұрын

cash just in the back like "what is wrong with this man, he talk to himself everyday"😂

@annamcfadden5485 4 жыл бұрын

My son graduated in 2019 and the stop teaching cursive a week after they started teaching him in 3rd grade

@hannahwilliams5681 4 жыл бұрын

i mean i honestly feel like learning cursive was pointless for me anyway. my handwriting's barely legible when i write "normal." Which is ironic because I write pretty well, but I just don't have the best handwriting.

@insanecrazy2487 4 жыл бұрын

I learned it in 1st grade. It helps sometimes

@MorganB101 4 жыл бұрын

And In the place of learning cursive we got the sol

@josalyn3783 4 жыл бұрын

I also graduated in 2019 and we started in 4th grade and we also stopped a week after 😐

@alyssahaddon2967 4 жыл бұрын

I'm still in high school and I learned cursive in 3rd grade and we did it for awhile. I still use it all the time too lol

@cryss.5894 4 жыл бұрын

That salsa one litterally had my veins in my neck bulging I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂That one hit me a certain way for some reason.

@andreachard276 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, felt that one in the stomach muscles.

@banesmanifold 3 жыл бұрын

I felt my stomach turn inside out

@kathryneb9555 3 жыл бұрын

That was funny! I had to look twice because it looked like salsa to me at first glance!

@Opticrex-dq2ut 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he says Aggressive Writing, I couldn't stop laughing 7:19

@aliannaribadeneira1795 4 жыл бұрын

IM SO TRIGGERED AT THE TEACHER WHO GRADED THE PRINCESS QUESTION I LEGIT SCREAMED AT MY PHONE

@princesstoadstool5511 3 жыл бұрын

The teacher isn't wrong though

@harpsechord1755 2 жыл бұрын

@@princesstoadstool5511 No, the teacher is definitely wrong by holding up societal standards that were set by men centuries, if not millennia ago; if girls can be anything they want to be, boys can too. If my future son wants to be a full on princess loaded out with palaces and castles and everything that being a princess comes with, you bet I'm gonna be right there with him and support him, because that's a decision that hurts literally no one (unless there is a widespread phobia regarding royalty that I haven't heard about before).

@TimberlakeTigerGirl 2 жыл бұрын

@@harpsechord1755 Did you just automatically slap a gender title to your future child? What if your child wants to be gender neutral? YOU TRANSPHOBE! And did you dare to assume you may only have a boy child and not a girl child? HOW SEXIST OF YOU! GIRLS ARE JUST AS PRECIOUS AS BOYS ARE!

@harpsechord1755 2 жыл бұрын

@@TimberlakeTigerGirl I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or if this is a straight up attack. If it's sarcasm, awesome response. If it's a straight up attack, I'm pretty sure you misread or completely misunderstood the intent of my comment, which was in agreement with the others.

@TimberlakeTigerGirl 2 жыл бұрын

@@harpsechord1755 It was sarcasm. However, there are people who actually think like that. Much like far right extremism, there are extremist left wingers out there.

@kristanw385 4 жыл бұрын

"If he still had his balls" Almost took me to the king 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bizzyevans7908 4 жыл бұрын

i thought it was salsa too until you read the comment i bet i’m not the only one

@Fister_of_Muppets 4 жыл бұрын

Corey Taylor voice: "I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE"

@jaythebluegamer5922 4 жыл бұрын

@Bizzy Evans Not gonna lie, I thought it said salsa, too, but then I figured that had to be wrong so I looked at it again and straight up thought it was 59159! That made less sense to me than *salsa* ! 😂

@jessicajp82jp 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought that too

@nancypeteja6560 4 жыл бұрын

I saw " salsa" too!! Great minds think alike!! JS.

@Shannessa 4 жыл бұрын

8:31 That little boy: Time to go trans and prove that teacher wrong

@eej1983able 2 жыл бұрын

Amen lol that's a horrible grade for no reason

@monkeybubbles4359 4 жыл бұрын

I kinda want to see him and Malcolm “MJ” Harris do a video challenge together. That would be an INTERESTING VIDEO! First they look like they could be cousins. Lol AND they both have such huge dramatic personalities. It would be such an interesting interaction to watch. What do y’all think? Lol 😂👍 They’d both be trying to life-coach EACH OTHER... 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

@xodess2925 4 жыл бұрын

“GO ANSWER GO”🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leannefisher1459 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Feel-likeCinderella_ 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime Alonzo says" I be fighting for these kids", he sounds like that one lady at church

@aoifemclaughlin1955 4 жыл бұрын

Who else didn't notice the dog till he zoomed in on him

@eboniimani158 4 жыл бұрын

8:31 I FELL TF OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂"ExCuSe Me??!?!!?" LMFAOOO

@lauraelizabeth2274 4 жыл бұрын

This man's presence and laughter tickles me and warms my soul like no other... Like I dare you to keep a straight face while he loses it.

@justamom7144 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! Me too! If I am feeling down I can just turn him on and laugh my a** off! 😂😂

@LeLu-555 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@evelynmorrison6428 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t help but laugh every time Alonzo laughs. 😂 It kills me every time.

@lordvader1178 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the teacher marked an opinion based question wrong is bad enough. Then he/she went out of their way to belittle Matt's desire. Props to you Matt! Be the prettiest princess you want!

@malaikaramzan7607 4 жыл бұрын

6:11 semee coleen I’m sorry but that’s hilarious 😂

@latoyawilson962 4 жыл бұрын

i love how you’re always engaging with kash while he doesn’t even acknowledge your presence. i feel like one day, he’s going to show you his true self and devour you😂😂😂 I really love how unbothered your dog is.

@alonzo 4 жыл бұрын

Latoya Wilson I’m sure he bites me in my sleep

@DonutsAndAmane 4 жыл бұрын

@@alonzo probably. Or he's barking at a leaf (to reference one of your earlier videos)

@jamespangilinan7581 4 жыл бұрын

how’re you gonna get a 59/59 but not tell the difference between “salsa” and 59/59

@rockbeauty3439 4 жыл бұрын

The difference is, some people write they just learned how to. Honestly, same

@Adplusamequalsadam 4 жыл бұрын

It looked like salsa to me.

@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was salsa.

@skootergirl22 4 жыл бұрын

Its the teachers hand writing

@asia1614 4 жыл бұрын

I saw salsa

@lilmochi1380 3 жыл бұрын

I was shock and happy at the same time when he said "BTS DNA"

@parkjam613 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@lcoq19 3 жыл бұрын

3:35- the purest, most joyful laugh so sincere you can't help but laugh with him! 🤣🤣

@AyeItzEmily-ui1hj 4 жыл бұрын

😂 A kid at my school got himself locked in handcuffs then got detintion but it was the funniest thing....his dad is the principal too

@Liverpoollassie 4 жыл бұрын

A kid at my school jumped from the stairs and landed on his face he got detention

@AyeItzEmily-ui1hj 4 жыл бұрын

@@Liverpoollassie 😂 wow is he ok?

@candaceurquhart8845 4 жыл бұрын

@@Liverpoollassie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@candaceurquhart8845 4 жыл бұрын

Parenting at its finest 👌

@kiaracumby7714 4 жыл бұрын

I died when you said “I think Kash would mate with a pug....if he still had his balls” 😂😂

@josephbalan8384 4 жыл бұрын

So the teacher gave him an F because he was feminine, PRIDE RIGHTS

@rossiethomas 3 жыл бұрын

Reality CHECK .... he can’t

@lisonfsl4546 3 жыл бұрын

Fr I got soooooo mad I was like "By any chance do you have their adress ? 👀 I just wanna talk... 💀🙄"

@madalice5134 3 жыл бұрын

@@rossiethomas Reality check, no one gives a shit about your bronze age opinion on gender norms, which are just bs societal constructs that any enlightened person will dismiss.

@gavin.c5831 Жыл бұрын

Gay

@emmagbates 4 жыл бұрын

I honestly can’t wait for Damon to get a detention slip for pushing Billy on the monkey bars now 😂😂😂

@cin_911 4 жыл бұрын

I seriously didn't expect to see BTS in this lmao🤣 wish I could meet that kid

@ninaevans5534 4 жыл бұрын

Same I didn’t expect it either but I love BTS so I went with it😂

@cin_911 4 жыл бұрын

@@ninaevans5534 hahah hi there fellow army😂💜 im also surprised to see you here on alonzo's channel

@ninaevans5534 4 жыл бұрын

cin hello to you too👋😂💜

@shantel8578 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@acrybabylex 4 жыл бұрын

same! bts is the answer for everything

@xxshady_ladyxx 4 жыл бұрын

6:10 "See me colon" 😂 no thanks Alonzo

@williamchaffin 4 жыл бұрын

i never liked seeing other people's colon and i dont plan on starting it right now...but if it is my own colon then i wanna see it

@AfricanBraidsOfGlory 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@oliverbenedicttheogswagger7595 4 жыл бұрын

These damn kids and their beautiful imaginations can truly go farther than their past school days!

@nancyomalley9959 3 жыл бұрын

It DID look like "Salsa"! The teacher needs to learn how to write 59 so it looks like a real number!

@DonutsAndAmane 4 жыл бұрын

That first kid is gonna win at life

@ejprojects1748 4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: Boys can’t be princesses!i!i!1!1!1 Me and my trans Friend: *Exsqueese me*

@megandunnett7900 3 жыл бұрын

Teacher obviously hasn’t seen Disney Dudes or Broadway backwards😜

@eamoncauller1192 3 жыл бұрын

Teacher is definitely a TERF

@Fizzle_Films 3 жыл бұрын

7:55 now that's amazing

@florence5500 4 жыл бұрын

You have such a MEGA cheerful personality, it’s great! Thank you for keeping this for all audiences!

@zbrown1208 4 жыл бұрын

Alonzo: “H multiplied by X” Me: “ i-it’s H of x”

@SonictheBlueStreak 4 жыл бұрын

Da Crybaby Right?

@alyssapodguski 4 жыл бұрын

He obviously forgot algebra 😂

@lily-gz9lu 4 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@nayandriawaters5777 4 жыл бұрын

The one where I literally tells you that x=6 and he didn’t know how to works it killed me. Just plug in 6 where you see x and do the math 🤦🏾‍♀️

@Atlazuko 4 жыл бұрын

i think the answer is -518

@thornemacy 4 жыл бұрын

“Boys can’t be princesses” “EXCUUUUUSEE ME” 😂😂😂

@TheGoldenDunsparce 4 жыл бұрын

Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!!

@jacoblesley6029 4 жыл бұрын

Well it's true. I Apluade that teacher.

@jenniferjohnson7277 4 жыл бұрын

@@jacoblesley6029 You're going to have a hard time at life with that closed minded perspective.

@jacoblesley6029 4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Johnson It's not close minded if it's Biblically correct

@jenniferjohnson7277 4 жыл бұрын

@@jacoblesley6029 Can you tell me where in your bible it states anything about Halloween costumes?

@seo_myungho97 3 жыл бұрын

That kid who wrote down "BTS,K-POP, DNA"....is so me LOL(lots of love😆) I would love to meet dis kid🤭 (P.S I did draw BT21 on my paper work for math ) (But my teacher said it was cute乁( •_• )ㄏ)

@donaldjewell8881 4 жыл бұрын

That question about how long Peter took to do his homework is open to interpretation cause it doesn't give a date he could of started at 6.56pm Tuesday and finished 8.34pm Wednesday

@95toutie 4 жыл бұрын

In elementary school, I drew spongebob as a response once cuz I was over the assignment 😂

@michaelmeiner3070 4 жыл бұрын

I'm in highschool and I have drawn Homer Simpson as an awnser

@95toutie 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Meiner haha that’s amazing 😂

@thelonewolf7443 4 жыл бұрын

Answer*

@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so doing this. Don’t understand the question? The answer is spongebob.

@nashii9189 4 жыл бұрын

I like how he got mad at the teacher writing "boys can't be a princess." Even I was mad at that.

@nannymcnanny5523 4 жыл бұрын

They can't. A male "princess" is a prince

@_stupidbro 4 жыл бұрын

@@nannymcnanny5523 Shh... Don't ruin their dreams lol

@terrybug8664 4 жыл бұрын

When the teacher said That’s why y’all both failed I couldn’t stop because I did that before 🤣

@jennapp13 4 жыл бұрын

The answer I don’t feel like doing but if you take the 6 and replace the with it (multiple) and make sure you distribute the negative Properly

@rockbeauty3439 4 жыл бұрын

Kash: Where are my testicles, Alonzo? *He asks while standing over his owner's bed*

@rae-raetheturtledemon. 4 жыл бұрын

Kash: "Where are my testicles Alonzo? They were removed. Where have they gone?"

@DoctorWhoKage 4 жыл бұрын

Kash be lookin' like the Horned King up in here wit' them souless eyes.

@lexihoops21 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh “Do not call me Kash. Kash was my slave name. You will call me snowball because my fur is white.”

@Saltteedd 4 жыл бұрын

is no one gonna talk about how he said “see me colon” as semi colon

@mosiv0024 4 жыл бұрын

The way he laughs at his own jokes is what makes these videos the best. 😂

@JellyGlows 4 жыл бұрын

I love watching this channel. Funny asf

@niyahreeves8878 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *A Huge Math nerd* Alonzo: H multiplied by x . . Me: I-its h of x (Also the answer is h(x) = -518)

@nicholasdamon9677 4 жыл бұрын

Niyah Reeves yessss I can here to check my work!

@jamies3017 4 жыл бұрын

I totally didnt get that lol. I got 346 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@giannanicole173 4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Sprague h(x)= -2(6)cubed-3(6)squared+4(6)-2 -2(216)-3(36)+24-2 -432-108+22=518 Edit: -518 is what I meant said it in my own comment for proof lol oops

@jennicoliukos2851 4 жыл бұрын

I applaud all of you!! I'm the WORST at math!!😭

@Cody_the_William 4 жыл бұрын

Should have scrolled farther before posting my comment

@clevanterskz 4 жыл бұрын

I see absolutely nothing wrong with that boy wanting to be a princess. That poor boy, I feel bad. If he wanted to be a princess, then he can. It shouldn’t make a difference. Let the kid have fun. Some people are just too judgmental.

@candicecart9786 4 жыл бұрын

I agree- It’s ridiculous- it’s just a Halloween costume lol... let them be whoever they want to be.. it’s about fun! ... I mean can a person be an animal/genie/etc IRL? And how many girls actually become princesses IRL? Not many these days

@TheDarkCeratosaurus 4 жыл бұрын

@@candicecart9786 Next year I will be Pennywise for Halloween

@mrcreepersubscribe5385 4 жыл бұрын

He can be a prince

@eylulkaner8802 4 жыл бұрын

@@mrcreepersubscribe5385 but he can also be a princess 🤷‍♀️

@tamaranisevic3268 4 жыл бұрын

i have spotted a stay 👀

@atlas1315 3 жыл бұрын

Tje sad thing is that I actually saw "salsa" 1st 😅😂😭

@stephaniefraney3033 4 жыл бұрын

I just found your channel. I saw your videos on Facebook first anyway I'm really sick and your videos get me through my real tough days. Thank you and God bless you! You bring light and fun to so many. Please never stop what you do ❤👍

@Sakiko23 4 жыл бұрын

It really does look like 'salsa', though. I understand the misunderstanding as some teachers have very sloppy writing. That's just one example of that, but I've seen worse.

@SUGAs_Shadow85 3 жыл бұрын

I saw salsa, too! I was like "man...that teacher seriously thinks they are a doctor or something". Supposed to write legibly lol

@queenstargirl 4 жыл бұрын

If Matt wants to be a princess LET HIM BE A PRINCESS OR IM FIGHTING EVERYBODY PERIODT

@faithharris7173 4 жыл бұрын

IM WITH YOOOU

@slug8913 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@caitlinqueen9608 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@alyssas5434 4 жыл бұрын

Im so in to help fight anyone who says men cant be a princess!!! Matt can be whatever he wants 🏳️‍🌈

@amberstump4970 4 жыл бұрын

Haha one time I was doing a school paper and I didn’t know how to do the problem so I wrote”I don’t understand but here is a drawing of a ninja”🤣🤭 and I would write I don’t understand for my answer

@jasondavidstapleton8337 2 жыл бұрын

i love Alonzo he has the best laugh

@marikak1147 4 жыл бұрын

10:20 Literally me in every class😂

@SonictheBlueStreak 4 жыл бұрын

Um, Alonzo, what the blazes is a “see-me-colon”? You make it sound like the colon is staring at me!

@obeyedleaf7548 4 жыл бұрын

it is. you just cant *see it*

@lordodysseus 4 жыл бұрын

Eye of the butthole.

@mytry4realz29 4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing when I heard that 😂😂😂. Alonzo so cute!

@bigbearmerriott9056 4 жыл бұрын

ROFL IRL.

@narilee7776 4 жыл бұрын

I case your question is "What is a semi colon", it's basically this " ; ". It's a dot above a comma.

@sarahoden9241 3 жыл бұрын

To give you a bad kid story, I couldn’t go to field day and got 2 weeks of out of school suspension in 6th grade because I beat a girl with my text book because she was shoving me into a locker and bullying me. Sad part was that my mom wasn’t even mad and she told me she was proud of me. And my severely souther Baptist grandmother even took me to McDonald’s after we left school. My principal was shook.

@miguelfigueroa211 4 жыл бұрын

Yo man I dont know what's more funny man the videos themselves or alonzo's reactions. Ctfu😂😂

@Maybeitsleee 4 жыл бұрын

6:00 "h multiply by the x" lol noo he already got it wrong it's the function h of x lmao

@brandonswain8992 4 жыл бұрын

Or to make it even simpler you could just say y=

@tamaralikecamera 3 жыл бұрын

Also cubed and squared instead of to the 3rd and 2nd power.

@jaynebugs 4 жыл бұрын

8:31 I literally had the same reaction to, "Boys can't be a princess, Matt." You get points for sticking up for these kids!

@andrewchurch452 4 жыл бұрын

jaynebugs I agree. In fact I’d choose you as my dress designer.

@jaynebugs 4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewchurch452 Thanks!

@chloemize2662 3 жыл бұрын

DUDE YOU MAKE MY DAY!!!

@dianeguerrero2574 3 жыл бұрын

I love love your enthusiasm. Fun vids

@dianynieves9513 4 жыл бұрын

3:44 Sad part is the teacher that wrote it works at my school. I was there when they got their paper🤣🤣

@aly_plays_roblox3377 4 жыл бұрын

Diany Nieves really

@Metalpipeandcarrots 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, that “eXcUsE mE?” at 8:31 had me laughing hard! 🤣

@SimsAllAround 2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT LOL

@Emmanuel-oq4wy 4 жыл бұрын

Your laugh is contagious

@damienscythe4334 5 ай бұрын

Love these kids!

@wickedrella.4378 4 жыл бұрын

If Kylo Ren is a Disney princess, that boy can be a Disney princess. 💜

@mostar1219 4 жыл бұрын

Kellie Uphoff I think there was a brief moment in "Johnny Test" where a dude was a princess. We need more moments like that

@lelic29 4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 I luv me some Kylo Ren

@keys6673 4 жыл бұрын

Just in time , youtube was getting boring

@itheivoidi9151 4 жыл бұрын

Like yo mama

@pearl469 4 жыл бұрын

@@itheivoidi9151 Joe mama

@themeadowsharry 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't been on KZfaq for about a month lol

@eva.1749 4 жыл бұрын

meadowsharry what do u do lmao

@chqrlottek4050 4 жыл бұрын

Ngl. It was getting boring.

@echomorningstar2562 4 жыл бұрын

The last one got me🤣😂 Also I love your vids.

@sophieashburn7162 4 жыл бұрын

10:22 I wasn’t expecting that 😂 their hair 😂 I’m weezing 💜💜

@jinhitentertainment6442 4 жыл бұрын

Why jins hair like that thou?...🤣🤣🤣

@devanshijoshi2421 4 жыл бұрын

10:00 "Y does a kid have an iPhone?" Me: Y does a kid have a wife😐

@harukaakabane521 4 жыл бұрын

Damn!!! That kid who draws BTS knows the music test. I want to give him/her a straight A+.

@notnathancodm 4 жыл бұрын

Haruka Akabane Hi A.R.M.Y

@W_INN 4 жыл бұрын

@@CindyMDiaz-cr2lo I agree man......and some of the army is like too extra and yoo much and get offended easily....and bts is the reason I dont talk to my friends anymore.....ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS BTS....like "ooo jemin(or whatever his name is) is so hot..and plus they say jungkok is the most handsome when they all look the f*cling same except for rm(?)...and bts is really dramatic but not as dramatic as the army

@W_INN 4 жыл бұрын

@@notnathancodm lemme just tell you....bts sucks so freaking much and army is too dramatic

@notnathancodm 4 жыл бұрын

GalaxyGacha _Tuber It’s just them stupid... not my fault🙄🙄🙄

@crackaddictbitch6997 4 жыл бұрын

GalaxyGacha _Tuber u sound like u know a lot about them and trying to sound like u don’t to be edgy lol but anyways i don’t care if u don’t like then or not but just don’t be rude about it

@amandag8505 4 жыл бұрын

Literally the best part of the video is the song at the end like I literally had it stuck in my head I was literally singing it like what you should be like a professional singer or some thing like a rapper