“You wanna sue Green Peace? Oh I like your style Greg. Who’s next, Save the Children?”

The Roman Roy Show

Respectfully, i object to your choice for S02E05. "Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everybody else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm." was the winner for that episode in my books.

My favorite is probably Connors eulogy for Mo “Lester was alive for 78 years. But no more. Now he’s dead. Lester’s wife is Maria, they were married for 15 years. And now she sad.” 💀 😂

Caroline telling Shiv it’s not all about her the night before her wedding is top 5 moments in the show for me

the fact that everyone is contesting which line is best from a number of different episodes is a testament to how funny and well written this show is

"Somebody could fit through that window. a small person, an attack child"

I respect your choice for 1x03, but mine hands-down goes to Tom saying to Greg: "Are we on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the _fuuuuck_ are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?"

Ok no, I can't abide by this. How did you miss two of the most iconic lines in the series, back-to-back?? 2x09 "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs" 2x10 "If it is to be said, so it be--so it is."

When Tom ate Logan’s chicken his reaction is so simple yet Brian’s delivery is sending me everytime “…what the fuck?”

the full thirty seconds of describing the wine only to land on "it's not good, the wine, is it shiv." is sending me. peak wambsgambs right there.

“You are a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest king” is my fav! “Hurry up, if Roman marries her, he’ll invade France!” hahahaha!

watching this video you wouldn't know that Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age

Where is Mo's eulogy??, every word that Connor say in that scene is gold.

i think the funniest line in the show is when greg knocks the bell over in logan’s house and the maid walks into the room. Then Greg says “Sorry if my bell summoned you”💀

"Do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad? Like just the tip but for killing dad?" 😂 when I heard that line I think I died of laughter and rewinded it like 10 times to laugh more

Roman accidentally buying Hearts instead of Hibs as a plot point and then never being mentioned again in the whole series is a brilliant commentary on Scottish football. My Hearts supporting family would be proud (they have supported Hibs all their life)

I still can't get over the scene where Greg told Roman tha he was "wildly regarded as a horrible person", and how the hell is "I apologize if my bell has summond you" not on this list

S02E05 has my favorite Tom quotes: "king of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach" in the middle of the Pierce dinner.

My favourite from all episodes, in season 4, from Logan: "Someone needs to suck off one of the external directors. I'm getting worried about the board. Hugo, go put your lipstick on."

Respectfully, the line “well, I was once called the cunt of montecristo” from Tom Is the funniest line in the entire show

Count how many times Roman showed up vs everyone else

‘The service here is weird, and slow, and fucking my dad’ kills me every time

I was absolutely on the edge of my seat as I waited for "ludicrously capacious bag," only to realize that this was posted well before S4 aired.

Logan saying “This is about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” in S2E3 had me in tears,

The imaginary cat always gets me

S1E2 the best line is by Roman to Kendall, "He said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful."

the wine is a hundred percent a metaphor for Shiv and Tom's relationship ahahaha 🍷

"Depth? The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?" - Tom to Greg in the same roast as when he says nothing is impossible given men have walked on the moon. It's also sadly funny that laying into Greg at the wedding is the most innocently happy shared moment that I can remember between Tom and Shiv, without any hidden agendas.

S03E08 - It's a good line, but the winner has to be the one delivered just moments before by Tom. “The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?”

Greg apologizing on Tom's behalf "He's had some cocaine tonight" and Tom shushes him, embarrassed 😂.

No better line than 'I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic". Even Kendall laughed.

You know what they say. Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greg’s

I wondered why this show was so funny and then saw that one of the producers is Will Ferrell. My favorite line in the show is Tom asking Greg: “Are you ASKING if you can blackmail me?”

i cant believe you didn’t go with “THE BUTTER IS TOO COLD” for sad sack wasp trap

"He is back, he is back, like a pedo on parole." 💀🥴 ~ Romulus

this show is so funny but so sad too

Crazy how young Kendall looks in first season 😳

The funniest line in “Prague” is easily Roman congratulating Tom for swallowing his own load.

S1E6? "You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus"

Roman buying the wrong team is hilarious

2:20 “it’s not been the same without you, it’s been better” made me actual lol

6:28 The way the guy's face changes when Tom gets confrontational is hilarious. 😭💀

20 seconds in and I already object, Rome's "control the narrative" line was pure gold

not a line but roman watching the failed rocket launch in 1x10 is hilarious

When the guy pats Roman on the back after buying the wrong team is amazing

The line chosen over "Are you asking permission to black mail me?" in S2E4 invalidates this entire affair.

I like how you picked some subtle ones that I don't remember that well

We need a version that gives out the bronze, silver, and gold medals.

You're missing the "breakdancing through bullets" comment from the panic room episode. Had me in stitches

I really think the whole Hearts Vs Hibs fuck up by Roman is lost on an American audience as to just how bad that is.

"Take me to reason court and f**king sue me!"

low key logan hated roman the most lol

Connor's speech at Mo's funeral is the greatest shit i've seen in my life

The venti ayahuasca big gulp is too good

Finished watching this series today (9/9/23) have to say that it's one hell of a masterpiece

I'm trying to strategize, Mom! With you! But you won't strategize!

BOAR ON THE FLOOR

0308 cut early- best line is Tom : "if Roman marries her he ll invade france!"

Great compilation. Thank you for putting that together

“just a tip” but for like killing dad 💀💀

im sorry the funniest line in safe room is definitely “greg this is the safe room!” “wh- how is it safe! it’s just a room!!!”

“Roman, when you laugh do so at same volume as everyone else, we didn’t get you from a hyena farm” I died when Logan said that in front of everyone. LOL

My favourite will always be when the raccoons died in the chimney, and Logan says "What's that smell? It's like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie!" Completely caught me off guard, almost choked on a drink.

this video was perfect. this was such a brilliantly acted and written show. absolute perfect casting.

okay now do another but it’s only roman’s funniest lines and another one for tom and greg

This was great.

“I hate to be a party pooper… but I have poop”.

Great video. I am saddened by the lack of "an attack child," but it's understandable since there are too many great lines in every episode.

3:59 this beat karl calmly having a panic attack???

So many funny lines too from Karl, Frank, Hugo and Gerri

Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age

2x10 had to be “if it is to be said, so it be.. so it is”

"YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUNDS OF DALMATIANS, SOMEWHERE... HOWLING..."

It’s not supposed to be a joke but I laughed so hard with the “IM THE ELDEST SON” line in S03E09

"OH, LOOK, DAD BOUGHT A TOMB THAT'S LIKE HALF HITLER AND HALF LIBERACE..."

Классный канал, от подачи не устаёшь

Whoever made this is a huge Rowan fan.

I love how almost all of them are lines from Roman

Have to admit I love Roman and Shiv. Shiv's treatment of clients is wickid and Roman is hilarious.

Not the posters fault, because there are too many moments from each episode. Calamari Cockring

"I apologize if my bell summoned you".

Shiv and Tom discussing the wine is 👌

Hey, baby, how about this for the eulogy? "Lester touched all of us."

someone’s a Romulus fan

I feel like tom actually has all the funniest ines

Please put up a part two 👍🏾

I am so happy the "Mein Kampf eastereggs" line is in this.

the fact that most of them are roman say a lot about why he's my favorite

When Tom is saying “news” it reminds me of Steve Carrell’s bloopers in Bruce Almighty. NEWS

Kendall’s rap deserves to be on here

LOVE how most involve either Roman or Tom lmao

‘He is back like a pedo on parole’

Conner roy was interested in politics from a very young age

Its not floral, its not suggary or vegetal... its quite agricultural. Its not very nice, is it

Oh my god what show is this and where has it been all my life lol this is peak!!!

The hyena farm one

Why not we put a man on the moon lol

Tom and greg "we hear for you"

The fact that your choice for Safe Room is not even t3 lines from this specific episode, and yet it’s still better than majority of other lines in this video tells you how good that episode is from comedic stanpoint