"can ye lean in please, yer gonnae fockin tip this thing" lost it

Kevin is so universally relatable, we all have grown up with such a friend or know of such a person with his demeanor and sense of humor.

I was taking the last swig/full mouthful out of my beer at full pour when he delivered the "It's pretty obvious, I am not a toddler!." line and it was painful to say the least.

The Scottish accent just makes it better

‘Imagine if someone took a shite in your kettle, you’d be furious wouldn’t ye? It’s a social faux pas.’ Has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Kevin's material is good but the presentation... *best* in the world!!

"Documentary fat" 😆😆😆

The limo driver telling them they will tip the car over🤣🤣

My god this made me laugh harder than I have done in a long while!

«You’ve changed man» 😂😂😂

The best stand up comedian I've ever seen in my lifetime

"Bounces over with the energy and enthusiasm of people who have not been punched in the face" BWhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

His mannerisms and facial expressions just remind me of my Irish friend 🤣 great stuff kev.i.n

The guy in the audience laughing at his 36inch waist lmao

He's a natural for sure ...with a cheeky smile to boot

“Not a documentary fat” 😂😂😂

Being able to understand Kevin Bridges is like feeling you know a second language.

I love his smile. Reminds me of the class clowns in highschool

"Toddlers, pedophiles and the mentally handicapped, and I felt self-conscious, it's pretty obvious I am not a toddler"

"I'm a 5 a side player. I just go for the *showers!"* 0:15 😆😅

‘ how you put your elbows up on the tiles’ 😂

Kevin is of the school of Billy Connolly comedy - either could read from the Sunday newspaper and make it funny

Omg I just laugh so hard out loud, can't stop, love you Kevin, genious

The toddler line gets me just as much as the first time I heard it. Genius.

Public pool sounded to me Pub like pool .. or I’m I just too high?! Love this guy he is amazing. His accent makes his performances 20 times more funny

1:38 that is so true 😂

I do not laugh. At nothing. Except this guy. Hurt me of laughing 😂

Man i fucking LOST it the way he said "PEDOpHiLeS" after toddlers.

A social faux pas 😂😂😂

Gotta get me a Farm Foods bag earn me some respect on the streets!

Shite in the kettle. I almost had a hernia!

Shitting in a kettle is a social faux pas hahaha

8:20 what I'm here for 😂😂😂😂😂

🤣on so many different levels

I hope he comes to Edinburgh in 2024. It would be amazing to see him in person.

‘You’ve changed man’

What a laff pure class

😭😭😭😂😂have we got any fat people in???

The length of my local pool is 50m so you wouldn't have been pretending XD Well done on the diversion XD Thank you for sharing your routine, Mate

So bloody funny

Shite in the kettle caught me off guard !!!

I love the look on his face lol 👏🏻😆👏🏻👌🏻

Funny, funny man!

It's good stuff after you turn on the subtitles.

I am never ever going to a farm food after listening to this

best comedian in the world today

Im my school the public pool is in the same building and a old man in speedos was there and I could not stop laughing and being disgusted at the same time this was in Scotland

When he was miming holding up a kettle with a shite in it at some point he should've said: "What am I supposed to do with this?"

😂😂😂😂😂

I learned Scottish just so I can understand you!

I think I’d be disgusted... but also secretly a little bit impressed.

God bless aw the Fat Burds a loves ye all Equally

funny as feck

Haw,,,,, Baw Heid!

Did you say "faux pas" or "full pot"? 😂

I was imagining the kettle shite to be diarrhea so no one could tell until someone took a drink!!

i was the sixth. im suer this guys mazin

What? Fan foods bag?

No Kettle joke?

Anything that comes easy in life is not worth having. Hate to tell you loosing weight is the easy part. Keeping it off is the hard bit. Regards Oor Welly 🤗☕

Scottish Lee Evans ere

I love Kevin's style. However, is it just me? Or is there a wider trend with folk who've done Live At Apollo of instead of just saying a sentence, we tend to get a strange collage of each word of the sentence all being repeated over and over for around thirty seconds before moving on the the second sentence and ditto? Sure, it doesn't make anyone necessarily less funny unless they're just a c*nt, but ist is a bit wierd. Almost like a surreal attempt at hypnotizing the joke over to us in case we're thick?

Anyone Prefer a gammon 🥩 steak??

I had no idea what he meant by fanfootsback

A what bag?

Liz Truss

One thing that bewilds me is how over-weight people ask other over-weight people for tips about getting slim, instead of them asking slim people how they stay that way.

But his brogue is so powerful I lose much of the joke

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Is it just me, or is 14 stone not that much? That's around 89 kilos. That's not a rare weight. I know many who weigh more haha

14 stone man?? he doesnt really look that far away lol i'm guessing he meant 40

The what bag...? 🤔

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What language is he speaking???

Please put subtitles. CC is useless with this accent.

During a taping of the Biggest Loser TV show, they had the contestants 🐘-🐗-🐖-🦏stampeding down my beach, I was having my lunch break🍔 ,🍟s& 🥤. One contestant gave my food a wanting eye, I noticed and put my elbow on the table to shield my food from attack & uttered a snarl.

KEVIN IS SO FUNNY IT IS UNATURAL