Josh Widdicombe "My iPhone Has The Lifespan Of A Moth - AND ANOTHER THING Best Of | Universal Comedy

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5 жыл бұрын

Watch this side splitting compilation from Josh's 2013 Live Show And Another Thing. Where he hilariously dissects such issues as Jam, iPhones, Hotel Breakfasts and many many more.
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@isabellarae9904
@isabellarae9904 5 жыл бұрын
I quit Duke of Edinburgh WAY before the actual camping but people from my school used it as an excuse to get totally pissed in a forest. Obviously they didn’t think about the fact they’d have to hike back.
@MrFizzbox
@MrFizzbox 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a fun hike
@vomitdev
@vomitdev 5 жыл бұрын
the compass on my phone has come in handy on one occasion, my duke of edinburgh
@weponizedsatire2813
@weponizedsatire2813 5 жыл бұрын
louise c clever
@imid3440
@imid3440 5 жыл бұрын
They took our phones away on DofE :3
@vomitdev
@vomitdev 5 жыл бұрын
Imi D what the fuck they can’t do that
@jonathancarswell7209
@jonathancarswell7209 5 жыл бұрын
@@vomitdev you aren't meant to have a phone lol.. just one or two for emergencies
@vomitdev
@vomitdev 5 жыл бұрын
jonny cwell you’re not meant to not have it there’s no rules against it you’re expected to have it
@MichaelCravith
@MichaelCravith 5 жыл бұрын
I think I might've shat myself at that ending sound effect.
@jancovanderwesthuizen8070
@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 жыл бұрын
I misread it as "month" and I was impressed
@tomhitch3835
@tomhitch3835 3 жыл бұрын
Glad im not the only one who can't reed
@joewillburn
@joewillburn 3 жыл бұрын
I read that too. Lol
@Samuel-ku1qb
@Samuel-ku1qb 5 жыл бұрын
"I WON'T LEAVE YOU, MR. FRODO!"
@Poetrywriter12
@Poetrywriter12 5 жыл бұрын
Got his autograph a few weeks ago. Hes a proper nice dude 😊😊😊
@ariesleorising9421
@ariesleorising9421 5 жыл бұрын
Misha Writer He’s so funny!!! Sadly, not really known here in Texas!!! 😒
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 жыл бұрын
@@ariesleorising9421 at least you have good taste! 😉😁
@andreaskarlsson5251
@andreaskarlsson5251 10 ай бұрын
​@@ariesleorising9421not really known out of UK i think. :P at least hes not big in sweden either. (None of my mates knows about him) Think thats pretty standard for comedians.. some exceptions ofc.. like Seinfeld or Gervais.
@ylvarasmussen625
@ylvarasmussen625 5 жыл бұрын
One of the shelves on my fridge door is full of homemade jams from my neighbour. Just lots and lots of plum jam I'm never going to use, but one day I'll have to spoon out of the jars and into the bin, because she wants her jars back when I finish the jam.
@lyenta
@lyenta 5 жыл бұрын
Well your welcome to sent them to me😂 I love homemade jam ♡
@imid3440
@imid3440 5 жыл бұрын
That sounds delicious! Try and use it, pies, cakes, on toast etc!
@3122tan
@3122tan 5 жыл бұрын
Try telling her her jam is delicious and you really appreciate it but simply that you aren't a jam eater. Take the occasional jar but take a year to use half of it. She'll stop giving you so much then. But it's probably too late for this advice in any case; that ship has sailed. I think you're stuck.
@LynxSouth
@LynxSouth 4 жыл бұрын
If it was properly canned/bottled jam, you don't need to keep it in the refrigerator unless you've opened it.
@bilindalaw-morley161
@bilindalaw-morley161 4 жыл бұрын
Ylva Rasmussen tell her you’ve developed type 2 diabetes. Yes,you wish you’d had precognition you would have known with the first offering to say you HAD diabetes, but...
@Envyi
@Envyi 5 жыл бұрын
"I made a home video of what I imagine the series to be like." Jokes on you, the home video!GoT is still a better ending than the actual series.
@HLY66
@HLY66 5 жыл бұрын
Dude sounding like the British equivalent of the Squeaky Voice Teen from The Simpsons
@subscriberswithnovideos-eg9kq
@subscriberswithnovideos-eg9kq 5 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@ridermissy8111
@ridermissy8111 5 жыл бұрын
the jam-cd comparison is everything
@RyxNTheReal
@RyxNTheReal 5 жыл бұрын
Ironically my iphone ran out of charge watching this 😂😂😂
@Romoa345
@Romoa345 5 жыл бұрын
Then how did you comment this? * Illuminati conspiracy music plays *
@RyxNTheReal
@RyxNTheReal 5 жыл бұрын
@@Romoa345 charged it ya idiot kmt
@Olifant0
@Olifant0 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan that’s not irony that’s coincidence
@toutl
@toutl 4 жыл бұрын
And you came back. Jeez
@ammamunday7754
@ammamunday7754 4 жыл бұрын
I love his voice.
@Dxs4all
@Dxs4all 4 жыл бұрын
We used to have a bunch of fruit trees and bushes and honestly, what else were we gonna use with all that fruit but make compote and jam with it? Our family actually rather appreciated never having to go out to buy jam 😂
@keri2868
@keri2868 5 жыл бұрын
He offended my mother so much with the jam jokes!
@Hair8Metal8Karen
@Hair8Metal8Karen 5 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate homemade jams, chutney and relishes from people. Tell your mum that not everyone is that ungrateful.
@_splix
@_splix 5 жыл бұрын
Theres a moth in my bathroom that has been there for 7 months
@3122tan
@3122tan 5 жыл бұрын
Mate, you've got to clean that bathroom and get rid of him!
@deangraca7869
@deangraca7869 5 жыл бұрын
@@3122tan my man just chilling why you got to evict him ?
@twelvegeez3843
@twelvegeez3843 5 жыл бұрын
ii_Alive moths only live a day........................
@twelvegeez3843
@twelvegeez3843 5 жыл бұрын
Its probably its babys hatching new ones everyday
@magaliebatterie3148
@magaliebatterie3148 4 жыл бұрын
Trap, like a moth in a bath
@michaelheliotis5279
@michaelheliotis5279 5 жыл бұрын
Being attached at the hip to a power point is the reason I still use my trusty brick cell phone with its week-long lifespan.
@liamlyons8942
@liamlyons8942 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaame, watching this video on my lunch is a genuine risk
@lonelyteapot858
@lonelyteapot858 4 жыл бұрын
im trying to drink water while watching this, my monitor is now covered in water
@ianfryer2942
@ianfryer2942 3 жыл бұрын
I love him, seen live and almost died!
@rubybird8976
@rubybird8976 4 жыл бұрын
I literally got a letter for the duke of Edinburgh award thing today😂
@dylanbailey8090
@dylanbailey8090 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that one of the people in the audience is on their phone 😂
@tieldricbolton8759
@tieldricbolton8759 5 жыл бұрын
i use the compass app way to often i dont even go outside im just a nosey prick who likes to know where north is to make sure it hasnt gone where its not meant to be
@hereticmuncher749
@hereticmuncher749 5 жыл бұрын
Why does josh look like mr tumble after 20 years of hard heroine addiction
@unknownusername5111
@unknownusername5111 5 жыл бұрын
Too accurate
@Powkiddy
@Powkiddy 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like he’s done some serious lines
@luish8056
@luish8056 4 жыл бұрын
Dudes funny as hell
@ebonyrose7236
@ebonyrose7236 5 жыл бұрын
I bought my brother jam for Christmas because he always uses it all
@lucy.eugenie5268
@lucy.eugenie5268 5 жыл бұрын
Key word: bought
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucy.eugenie5268 lol
@finlaycoetsee4433
@finlaycoetsee4433 5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Marge Simpson
@SANDSCORCHER
@SANDSCORCHER 5 жыл бұрын
He sounds significantly more like Zippy.
@dand1374
@dand1374 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf??
@Basswave_
@Basswave_ 5 жыл бұрын
I think you need to get your ears checked
@teojnelson
@teojnelson 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Dobby
@MGamerGirl
@MGamerGirl 5 жыл бұрын
@@SANDSCORCHER that is a better one 😂 😂 😂
@adeenamansoor2192
@adeenamansoor2192 2 жыл бұрын
what I need right now are subtitles.
@isabellatham86
@isabellatham86 5 жыл бұрын
spranta! yessss!!! :D
@christopheroconnor4665
@christopheroconnor4665 2 жыл бұрын
I died when he said that XD
@KL-hr2kj
@KL-hr2kj 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on my Samsung and the irony of it is funnier to me than the skit
@deanslyrics8797
@deanslyrics8797 5 жыл бұрын
love a local lad :D
@elizaknight6980
@elizaknight6980 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa, I love this show :D
@theoargyros3618
@theoargyros3618 5 жыл бұрын
One pop a day🤣
@astroposyt2898
@astroposyt2898 5 жыл бұрын
Better at standup than panel shows
@rossshepherd9836
@rossshepherd9836 5 жыл бұрын
I'd say fairly shit at both.
@haleywilliams1743
@haleywilliams1743 2 жыл бұрын
idk what it is about him but stg im in love with him
@thegoose8197
@thegoose8197 5 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@kaiashton2885
@kaiashton2885 2 жыл бұрын
5:35 haha cracked me up
@thomaswilliams9054
@thomaswilliams9054 5 жыл бұрын
D of E < Ten Tors
@richghost2897
@richghost2897 3 жыл бұрын
kentucky fried specsavers, im dead
@carmenm.4091
@carmenm.4091 5 жыл бұрын
2 Unlimited, excellent😂... didn’t know they where known beyond the Dutch border!
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 жыл бұрын
There are No Limits to his musical knowledge 🤪😂 All the best from Scotland 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍🇳🇱❤
@kami3000
@kami3000 5 жыл бұрын
Insight is the first way to recovery.
@Shap00
@Shap00 3 жыл бұрын
Just turn on the auto generated subtitles and enjoy the misery of it )))
@emy198
@emy198 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought it would be washed down after all they food with the water from the condom
@salmon7794
@salmon7794 4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does this guy sound like his throat is sore 100% of the time
@damankymuse650
@damankymuse650 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@rosemaryraynor5178
@rosemaryraynor5178 2 жыл бұрын
i know he suffers from asthma so that maybe why?
@maggieboys2543
@maggieboys2543 9 ай бұрын
He has quite bad asthma. The medication is hard on your voice.
@eiveive
@eiveive 5 жыл бұрын
cHHHashpoints
@lorelaigilmore8668
@lorelaigilmore8668 4 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "My iPhone has the Lifespan of a *Month*" Oh well. Dyslexia do as dyslexia wants.
@christinecampbell1677
@christinecampbell1677 Жыл бұрын
I love an eat you can buffet breakfast.
@glowinthedarkspider3118
@glowinthedarkspider3118 4 жыл бұрын
I go to an after school club, and the people in the year above me used it for their d of e, and they all complained about the hikes and stuff, I know I wanna do it next year when the school reopens, but I'm sure as hell that it'll be like a month before I complain just as much as the current year nines
@igs1987
@igs1987 3 жыл бұрын
Come on parlour, friend
@Styxintheriver
@Styxintheriver 5 жыл бұрын
Coco pops?? Is that British Coco Puffs??
@JimijaymesProductions
@JimijaymesProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Cocoa Krispies, not British versions exactly the same thing made by Kellogs, they have different names in different countries. It's Coco pops in Australia too.
@schlongy2dope
@schlongy2dope Жыл бұрын
I like homemade jam
@MGamerGirl
@MGamerGirl 5 жыл бұрын
When his voice was breaking did it get stuck like that, he sounds like his nuts are in limbo ☺
@videosofthedammed
@videosofthedammed 5 жыл бұрын
Nah mate Fanta and oasis are the one
@annas3134
@annas3134 4 жыл бұрын
6:10
@fyrgebrc4666
@fyrgebrc4666 5 жыл бұрын
Boi you need a drink
@tomtaylor7338
@tomtaylor7338 2 жыл бұрын
Funny as piles
@zn4rf
@zn4rf 2 жыл бұрын
@ 9:30 ... whelp...
@monomakes
@monomakes 4 жыл бұрын
He's great! But WTF was that sound at the end!!
@1234smileface
@1234smileface 5 жыл бұрын
There are too many adds on this video.....!!!!
@henryharrison3753
@henryharrison3753 5 жыл бұрын
Wow josh is posh
@rikzz0r
@rikzz0r 5 жыл бұрын
He's really not.
@deanslyrics8797
@deanslyrics8797 5 жыл бұрын
he's literally a farm lad he's from Devon lol
@henryharrison3753
@henryharrison3753 5 жыл бұрын
If you think he’s not posh I’m afraid to say you’re probably posh aswell (im English)
@teejaay7609
@teejaay7609 5 жыл бұрын
Henry Harrison jack Whitehall is a posh English comedian. Josh may be a bit more middle class than some, but he’s not posh.
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 жыл бұрын
@@henryharrison3753 the definition of posh is "the quality of being elegant, stylish or upper class," as much as I like Josh I don't think he is any of those things 😄 I'm Scottish and definitely not posh, I live in an area of Edinburgh that is so rough even the dogs walk around in pairs! 🤪😂 I'd say he's middle class but I can see where you're coming from.
@passworddk
@passworddk 5 жыл бұрын
What the hell is going on with his left foot - he keeps standing on the side of it
@PaulMab9
@PaulMab9 5 жыл бұрын
Anders Gertz Sørensen he does it when he shifts his weight to his other foot, and leans completely off of it, so probably nothing. Just weird.
@TinyFord1
@TinyFord1 2 жыл бұрын
Aaah joke is on Josh, because there is no war in Afganistan anymore
@dlwatib
@dlwatib 4 жыл бұрын
He'd be a lot funnier if I could understand him more than half the time.
@HCain
@HCain 2 жыл бұрын
Let me guess... you're American? 😄
@mama--rua
@mama--rua 5 жыл бұрын
He looks feverish and pasty
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be so racist, that is an Englishman in his natural state! 🤪😂❤
@HCain
@HCain 2 жыл бұрын
Then you haven't seen many brits mama rua. If you lived there, their climate would make you be lookin feverish and pasty too.
@mama--rua
@mama--rua 5 жыл бұрын
Ew wish i hadn't just googled bellend 😐
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 5 жыл бұрын
NEVER look up a term you've never heard without Google Safe Search turned on. Alternatively, I've heard blue waffles are delicious.
@georgiajeffries5531
@georgiajeffries5531 5 жыл бұрын
@@ccggenius while we are talking about great things, you should see the new golden showers!
@feconway
@feconway 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgiajeffries5531Lemon partys are also very cool!
@LynxSouth
@LynxSouth 4 жыл бұрын
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