Funny baptism

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Amigopb1

Amigopb1

16 жыл бұрын

Kicks water in the face of the pastor after being baptised

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@heathpliler5223
@heathpliler5223 9 жыл бұрын
Sadly, Dr. Lineberger, the pastor who baptized me in this video, took his own life. He had been struggling with severe depression for quite some time. I will never forget what he meant to me. He was my first pastor. And obviously I will never forget him baptizing me, especially since it's now been immortalized on KZfaq. Please pray for his family. May he rest in peace.
@magiconfire
@magiconfire 3 жыл бұрын
rip 2021
@themagicminstrels476
@themagicminstrels476 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace man that is very sad to hear.
@sundelight8230
@sundelight8230 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏽😢😢😢😢
@NostalgicNatasha
@NostalgicNatasha 15 жыл бұрын
He is so cute! They tried to baptize me when I was 5 years old, I was so scared that I started screaming and pulling away from the Pastor! I made my Mom come and get me out of the pool. LOL (I got baptized at age 12 when I had a full understanding! :-)
@DW313
@DW313 13 жыл бұрын
Oh my Lord!! This child is evidence that God is real and awesome. Even in a period that is serious and sacred he used this babe to bring joy. This really encouraged me and thank U for posting. Bless U in Jesus name.
@zhongli332
@zhongli332 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@AuditAmplifier
@AuditAmplifier 2 жыл бұрын
"Evidence" "real" If that's what it takes to convince you of magic I can turn sand to "magic sand gold!"
@kebabmuncher361
@kebabmuncher361 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditAmplifier yes, and now I have evidence of the earth being flat since marbles don’t roll on their own.. muhahaha
@vocalsvideos458
@vocalsvideos458 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditAmplifier exactly, religious indoctrination
@kathrynsue1986
@kathrynsue1986 12 жыл бұрын
I tried to float during mine yesterday I am 25
@flakita692ify
@flakita692ify 11 жыл бұрын
Aww :) the little boy is so cute
@elainazimmerman5105
@elainazimmerman5105 5 жыл бұрын
🎶 just keep swimming just keep swimming 🎶
@skyaprilhome
@skyaprilhome 12 жыл бұрын
He's so cute ^^
@clsoccer3
@clsoccer3 11 жыл бұрын
Awww.. haha that was so cute.
@89harleyfxrs
@89harleyfxrs 12 жыл бұрын
Video made me shed a tear or two. Pastor holds little guy in his arms just as Christ would to us. Just a thought
@emiliaplayzroblox3139
@emiliaplayzroblox3139 2 жыл бұрын
His reaction is just too cute
@STARZFAN31
@STARZFAN31 11 жыл бұрын
Lol, he swam back.... that is funny.
@preacherswifey
@preacherswifey 14 жыл бұрын
That water is deep. We don't keep that much water in ours. That is cute!
@FishersofMenLeague
@FishersofMenLeague 13 жыл бұрын
That is my church!
@16yearoldgamer81
@16yearoldgamer81 Жыл бұрын
To God Be The Glory
@A123ABC77
@A123ABC77 2 жыл бұрын
{لَقَدْ كَفَرَ الَّذِينَ قَالُواْ إِنَّ اللَّهَ هُوَ الْمَسِيحُ ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ وَقَالَ الْمَسِيحُ يَابَنِي إِسْرائِيلَ اعْبُدُواْ اللَّهَ رَبُّي وَرَبَّكُمْ إِنَّهُ مَن يُشْرِكْ بِاللَّهِ فَقَدْ حَرَّمَ اللَّهُ عَلَيهِ الْجَنَّةَ وَمَأْوَاهُ النَّارُ وَمَا لِلظَّالِمِينَ مِنْ أَنصَارٍ * لَّقَدْ كَفَرَ الَّذِينَ قَالُواْ إِنَّ اللَّهَ ثَالِثُ ثلاثَةٍ وَمَا مِنْ إِلَـهٍ إِلاَّ إِلَـهٌ وَاحِدٌ وَإِن لَّمْ يَنتَهُواْ عَمَّا يَقُولُونَ لَيَمَسَّنَّ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ مِنْهُمْ عَذَابٌ أَلِيمٌ * أَفَلاَ يَتُوبُونَ إِلَى اللَّهِ وَيَسْتَغْفِرُونَهُ وَاللَّهُ غَفُورٌ رَّحِيمٌ * مَّا الْمَسِيحُ ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ إِلاَّ رَسُولٌ قَدْ خَلَتْ مِن قَبْلِهِ الرُّسُلُ وَأُمُّهُ صِدِّيقَةٌ كَانَا يَأْكُلاَنِ الطَّعَامَ انْظُرْ كَيْفَ نُبَيِّنُ لَهُمُ الآيَاتِ ثُمَّ انْظُرْ أَنَّى يُؤْفَكُونَ * قُلْ أَتَعْبُدُونَ مِن دُونِ اللَّهِ مَا لاَ يَمْلِكُ لَكُمْ ضَرّاً وَلاَ نَفْعاً وَاللَّهُ هُوَ السَّمِيعُ الْعَلِيمُ * قُلْ يَـأَهْلَ الْكِتَابِ لاَ تَغْلُواْ فِي دِينِكُمْ غَيْرَ الْحَقِّ وَلاَ تَتَّبِعُواْ أَهْوَآءَ قَوْمٍ قَدْ ضَلُّواْ مِن قَبْلُ وَأَضَلُّواْ كَثِيراً وَضَلُّواْ عَن سَوَآءِ السَّبِيلِ}(72ـ77).
@ilove2praisehim
@ilove2praisehim 15 жыл бұрын
I got baptized at seven because i was penticostal apostolic and told the deacon that I wasn't ready to be baptized but he told me that if didn't get baptized right at that moment I was going to go to hell when I die later. But then in 2004 when i was 14 and my parents and other family became baptist in late 2000 I asked my mother is it was alright for me to get baptized when i was 14 and she only said yes because I told her that I had a full understanding of what it meant to be baptized
@heathpliler5223
@heathpliler5223 10 жыл бұрын
How did my baptism get on KZfaq? This was over 25 years ago. I've never even seen this video before. I has completely forgot I swam away like that? Where did you get this video from?
@thebananagrammer4750
@thebananagrammer4750 9 жыл бұрын
That is a complete lie. This was taken in the 2000s. I would know since I am his relative.
@grunty144
@grunty144 9 жыл бұрын
TheBananagrammer You're both liars, I would truly know because I am the pastor who baptized him.
@heathpliler5223
@heathpliler5223 9 жыл бұрын
The pastor is Dr. Phil Lineberger who was at Heights Baptist Church in Richardson, TX at the time of this video. Currently, he is the Sr. pastor at Sugarland Baptist Church. Trust me, I remember my own baptism.
@semetrixly3143
@semetrixly3143 5 жыл бұрын
your ALL liars! I would know, I was the water this boy swam in!
@BryanSMeyer
@BryanSMeyer 14 жыл бұрын
you can still get baptized. Your infant baptism was not of your choice. You can now choose to do so, and dont let anyone tell you cant!
@bradman1352
@bradman1352 14 жыл бұрын
a christening is a catholic form of baptism for babies, but other denominations such as assemblies of god ect has a baby dedication which is much different. baptism is after you get saved its a sign of washing your sins away, might i add its amazing!
@Armin.Theron
@Armin.Theron 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you so much❤️. I was addicted to porn for almost 6 years of my life, I was on drugs, alcohol and I hated people. Jesus set me free and he can set you free aswell ❤️ Just call out to him, give your life to him, and he will save you!
@MyWifesSon69
@MyWifesSon69 11 жыл бұрын
i bet the little kid felt a fish go by his bird hmmmmm
@Orbot
@Orbot 13 жыл бұрын
@MrRedBeard1983 Well, SAY THAT sir!! ;-)
@tinasp3
@tinasp3 13 жыл бұрын
Thats my pastor.
@MrRedBeard1983
@MrRedBeard1983 13 жыл бұрын
Aye!
@consentida97
@consentida97 12 жыл бұрын
that is cute only a child would do that
@RyanLuv9
@RyanLuv9 11 жыл бұрын
gift. Accepting Christ is the only way to heaven,not accepting Christ is the only way to hell.
@gansterzaynster
@gansterzaynster 12 жыл бұрын
HAHAH I'm a do this after my baptism !
@tresia622
@tresia622 14 жыл бұрын
Cute!!!!
@heyy7841
@heyy7841 12 жыл бұрын
like this
@ambotdayasaimo
@ambotdayasaimo 11 жыл бұрын
Nice kid
@TangerineGroovin
@TangerineGroovin 13 жыл бұрын
@rmanify Right, of course there is way more to it than what my comment said. Im sure its a public "announcement" of remission of sin.
@Orbot
@Orbot 13 жыл бұрын
lil' man wanted another DIP!!! HEY YASSUH!! (rotfl!)
@hassanbashir1208
@hassanbashir1208 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Chriss8095
@Chriss8095 10 жыл бұрын
(y) Jesus Bless
@youngnurse9994
@youngnurse9994 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@JinkinzProductions
@JinkinzProductions 15 жыл бұрын
when i was baptized they put bubles in the water
@monkeyskitz
@monkeyskitz 14 жыл бұрын
@mja3806 ah i think i understand. the memories i have were at a church in elmswell in england, which im fairly sure is a "church of england" church, not catholic or protestant. either way, what they did to me was nothing of my choice, i was too young to make the decision. my dad is what you could call (i guess) a casual christian, as in, he believes, but doesnt go to church. so it was probably his choice to do it.
@Noct343
@Noct343 13 жыл бұрын
@ilove2praisehim I never got baptized because my parents are atheist. I am too as well.
@darwingodwin
@darwingodwin 14 жыл бұрын
I think it could be catholic and protestant differences.
@nicorednose
@nicorednose 2 жыл бұрын
Done where’s my fucking gift card
@supahprettyme
@supahprettyme 12 жыл бұрын
Very Funny... Does anyone know any email address either of the pastor or of the kid?? Thanks!!
@Hotmankillu
@Hotmankillu 13 жыл бұрын
Matthew 3:13... Jesus was baptized in the Jordan River. Now the Jordan was a River. So, it was living water. So, we too, must be baptized in LIVING water. -Amen
@blubberman911
@blubberman911 14 жыл бұрын
26. Nay, when (the soul) reaches to the collar bone (i.e. up to the throat in its exit), 27. And it will be said: "Who can cure him and save him from death?" 28. And he (the dying person) will conclude that it was (the time) of departing (death); 29. And leg will be joined with another leg (shrouded) 30. The drive will be, on that Day, to your Lord (Allah)! 31. So he (the disbeliever) neither believed (in this Qur'an, in the Message of Muhammad ) nor prayed!
@Menyhard1
@Menyhard1 12 жыл бұрын
It's ok to laugh it's in the bible.
@pjwils
@pjwils 12 жыл бұрын
@nandi12341 what about the criminal on the cross next to Jesus at calvary?
@DRIFTWORKSINC
@DRIFTWORKSINC 13 жыл бұрын
@JeremyLinski You are correct man, but if you truly did accept Jesus as you Saviour, you will have the surge to read his word, do what he tells you to do through bible and then when you feel you are ready, you should get baptized. YOu cannot just live you life like that till the end, the holy spirit inspires you to get baptized. God Bless
@antwoynemiles6569
@antwoynemiles6569 11 жыл бұрын
When I first saw it it was not funny but when he came back up then it was funny
@Rin-ge4zr
@Rin-ge4zr 3 жыл бұрын
Why are the comments so old?
@pjwils
@pjwils 12 жыл бұрын
so, if a man comes to know Jesus on his death bed (and I'm talking legitimately here), and knows for certain that Christ is lord etc....But they haven't been baptised. Is it hell for him?
@Yanksfan2344
@Yanksfan2344 14 жыл бұрын
@shuttershadesluva yea I'm the same way, I'm an atheist too and I don't even remember my baptism I was so young (I got baptized the catholic way)
@monkeyskitz
@monkeyskitz 14 жыл бұрын
im an atheist, but i have very vague memories of being christened. can some please explain to me the difference between a baptism and a christening? its always confused me. thanks :)
@kaggal711
@kaggal711 2 жыл бұрын
The difference is a baptism is Biblical and a christening was made up by the catholic religion it is not Biblical.
@isaiahlol19
@isaiahlol19 13 жыл бұрын
You Don't Have To be Baptized To Go To Heaven, You Have To Say yes To Christ. When Your Baptized Your Not Saying Yes To God. Your Just Being Dipped In Water
@ronhanish
@ronhanish 14 жыл бұрын
Get baptized in Jesus name.
@joepattersontheartguy
@joepattersontheartguy 11 жыл бұрын
lol
@ilove2praisehim
@ilove2praisehim 13 жыл бұрын
@myGodis1lord It was in the name of Jesus. when i got re baptized i left the church and converted to the Baptist church.But now although i attend a baptist church i consider myself to be non denomenational.
@TangerineGroovin
@TangerineGroovin 13 жыл бұрын
@jojoinhere You get baptized because Jesus Christ, Our Lord, got baptized. Its being reborn in the spirit.
@blubberman911
@blubberman911 14 жыл бұрын
31. So he (the disbeliever) neither believed (in this Qur'an, in the Message of Muhammad ) nor prayed! 32. But on the contrary, he belied (this Qur'an and the Message of Muhammad ) and turned away! 33. Then he walked in full pride to his family admiring himself! 34. Woe to you [O man (disbeliever)]! And then (again) woe to you! 35. Again, woe to you [O man (disbeliever)]! And then (again) woe to you! Surah Qiyamah
@megatonexplotion
@megatonexplotion 14 жыл бұрын
@shuttershadesluva you got baptized in the catholic way. christians don't get baptasing at that age.
@myGodis1lord
@myGodis1lord 13 жыл бұрын
@ilove2praisehim , sorry to hear that you were made to be baptized, expecially in an apostolic church. Although it is true you have to be baptized inorder to go to heaven, i apologize for the way you were made to be. Saying that though, i have one question... when you were re baptized was it in the name of Jesus like the bible says or was it in the titles of Father Son and Holy Spirit. if it was in that way father son spirit, i encourage you to look at the only way the bible baptizesitisntthtwa
@RyanLuv9
@RyanLuv9 11 жыл бұрын
@Udany147 baptism does not have anything to do with weather or not you go to hell. The bible says that anyone who calls upon the name of the Lord,repents of their sin (turns away from wrongdoing) and eccepts Jesus Christ's death as their ransom (price paaid for sin) they shall be saved. If one does not except Christ then it is hell for him/her. getting baptized will not save you......only Christ's blood and death can save us,if we do not accept Christ's death then we do not accept God's greatest
@fmusikalia
@fmusikalia 11 жыл бұрын
Heaven, hell, just a fancy or scary word made up by mankind.
@nandi12341
@nandi12341 12 жыл бұрын
@cobra2568 u cant enter heaven without being baptized
@Jurassicprince
@Jurassicprince 14 жыл бұрын
Baptism doesn't save, only Jesus saves. Only the blood of Christ can wash our sins away, not some water. If you're trusting baptism to forgive your sins and save you, you need to trust Jesus!!
@jaredvester
@jaredvester 12 жыл бұрын
@ilove2praisehim Baptism doesn't save u.
@nandi12341
@nandi12341 12 жыл бұрын
@isaiahlol19 u wrong because Jesus said u had to be baptized to go to heaven
@stavinchain
@stavinchain 12 жыл бұрын
What about him? Jesus was still alive when he spoke to him, and the new covenant was not in effect then. After his own resurrection is when Jesus said that whoever believes and is baptized will be saved. The thief on the cross was before that--so whatever Jesus promised to him doesn't make any difference to us who live on THIS side of Jesus's death.
@TangerineGroovin
@TangerineGroovin 13 жыл бұрын
@rmanify After the wonderful manifestation of the Holy Spirit on the day of Pentecost, Peter exhorted the people to repentance and baptism in the name of Christ, for the remission of their sins; and he said: “Ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.” Acts 2:38, 39.
@leao131313
@leao131313 11 жыл бұрын
batizar criança dá nosso aí! tem que batizar adulto!!!! nao criança!
@amyanoneness
@amyanoneness 15 жыл бұрын
Colossians 2:9.... the Godhead bodily is "the father and the son and the holy spirit." and In Jesus dwelleth the fullness of the Godhead bodily... Give 1 scripture that says Jesus is not the Father....I dare ya! lol I have more if you need them...search the scriptures...if you seek His Truth...you'll find it.
@amyanoneness
@amyanoneness 15 жыл бұрын
Bible please...scripture is the inspired word of God...if you have no Biblical reference this discussion is over. I'll be praying for you.
@buffy3200
@buffy3200 2 жыл бұрын
sorry to hear that, but the fact is (I hope your ready for the bible truth) the ONLY way anyone was baptized in the bible was in "the name of Jesus Christ". according to ACTS 2:38. The apostles obeyed The Lord Jesus, and did it right!
@Ltasty
@Ltasty 14 жыл бұрын
Gender:MaleCurrent location:Lerwick, United KingdomBirthday:01 May 1994Hometown:Sandveien, Lerwick, United KingdomRelationship Status:SingleInterested in:WomenLooking for:Friendship Dating A relationshipPolitical Views:i see nothing in its shit for meReligious views:dont give a shit i am not religious
@blubberman911
@blubberman911 14 жыл бұрын
36. Does man think that he will be left Suda [neglected without being punished or rewarded for the obligatory duties enjoined by his Lord (Allah) on him]? 37. Was he not a Nutfah (mixed male and female discharge of semen) poured forth? 38. Then he became an 'Alaqa (a clot); then (Allah) shaped and fashioned (him) in due proportion. 39. And made him in two sexes, male and female. 40. Is not He (Allah Who does that), Able to give life to the dead? (Yes! He is Able to do all things).
@Darknlovelyone85
@Darknlovelyone85 11 жыл бұрын
Jesus is not the real name of the Messiah. People please look it up. The Messiah was Hebrew from the tribe of Judah. Why would he be given a Greek name? His name is Yahshua or Yahoshua. Please research for yourself and lets get the truth back. In the name of our Creator Yah.
@amyanoneness
@amyanoneness 16 жыл бұрын
But he didn't even say, "Jesus" at all....isn't that the name that they baptized in in the Bible? Nobody was ever baptized that way in the Bible....Jesus is the name of the father and of the son and of the Holy Ghost...ACTS 2:38 It's cute that kid swimming and all but the "baptism" itself is not funny in the least. Sad.
@TheFunnybunny13
@TheFunnybunny13 13 жыл бұрын
how is dat funny?
@MrRedBeard1983
@MrRedBeard1983 13 жыл бұрын
Incorrect! You can babtise in Jesus name. Any other way and you are just getting wet!
@ronhanish
@ronhanish 14 жыл бұрын
Get baptized in Jesus name.
@ronhanish
@ronhanish 14 жыл бұрын
Get baptized in Jesus name.
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