that "dad, I'm pregnant" -"oops" joke has a very high quality/quantity ratio xD

Treat me like a ketchup bottle is a crazy line

The ketchup one is Czech, but originally it comes from a Swedish movie.

I really like the Canal+ advert, as well as the Heinz one.

Creeps be creeping no matter what you do. Don't let them stop you from enjoying things.

German coast guard ad is a jewel.

Ketchup was Czech. They are wild 🤣

My..."Just Imagine..." is watching No Protocol smile." It's always the best part of my day!

The guy screaming, because he didn't know he had another passenger, leaves me busted from laughing. The "I'm pregnant" "oops" was so quick that I registered your priceless reaction before I registered the actual joke.

people who worry about what others think when you eat a banana have issues...

You mentioned you'd take a job doing sounds for films. The people who do that are called Foley artists, and they basically spend their days in a sound studio trying to create sounds for movies and such. I only know this because I'm a writer in advertising and I've had to go to my share of "Foley sessions" to help decide what sounds are best for the TV commercials I've written/produced. Years ago, I did a BMW commercial that featured a CGI penguin, so I attended the foley session at the Warner Bros sound studios in Hollywood. It was a fun experience watching a large 60-year-old man making the sounds of a little penguin walking through the snow. The sound they used for the penguin letting out a huge sigh was actually done by me, so I've got that going for me. Anyway, that Foley thing does look like a fun gig.

1. Stan Laurel made the eating of a banana into an art form. 2. Anybody into Irish folk music is always listening to lyrics in a language they don't understand. How many people know Gaelic? 3. Well done for not having a TV. You just went up another notch.

Two ads you should watch is ''A helmet has always been a good idea'' and ''Do it for Mom (do it for Denmark)''.

Forgot about that ketchup one. Spat out me tea.

European ads are wild. I’m an actor and I once auditioned to play a giant finger. Wasn’t the worse part not to get. I did get a recall though 🤷‍♂️😂

Your reaction to the Heinz commercial 🤣🤣🤣

There are a couple that should have been included in this list. There are some very funny ones from an insurance company called "Centraal Beheer". Too many of their commercials to list, but maybe the Picknick one or the Acupunctuur commercial is funny. You don't need subtitles or translations for any of them, it all relies on visual story telling. Then there is the "fake" Mastercard commercial called "Priceless" that was originally a comedy skit, also very funny and I wish that would have aired on TV. I would have absolutely gotten a Mastercard because of that one!

Bananas main pro is that they contain magnesium.

I've been a guy for 66 years now. Guys are gonna look weather you're eating a banana or not. So just go ahead and eat the banana. Do what you want. Love your channel! 😊

The ketchup commercial is originally from the Swedish movie "Hipp Hipp Hora" (Hipp Hipp.. Whore) from 2004

the heinz ad was likely in cinemas

you could try out the Central Beheer Company ads,a insurer from the Netherlands.i watched almost 30 of them and they all were really great ^^

Ketchup made you laugh though ! lol

Always a good day when you manage to catch a new No Protocol video right before bedtime.

You must watch best of Irn Bru ads. Irn Bru (pronounced iron brew) is a soft drink made in Scotland , tag line 'Made From Girders' till the pedantic Ad Authority watchdog banned that line, cos it misleads the public in thinking it was made from girders! Doh!

that was so fun, do more ads please !

Thanks for the music tips! And your comments on the first commercial made me think of the saying I heard a long time ago: "She's such a prude she eats her bananas sideways."

I bought my first record in London in 1960. Astrud Gilberto singing "Desafinado" with George Michael is one of my favourite 10 songs of all time. ENJOY...

90's and 00's EU commercials are the best, no brakes all gas

The Canal+ was my favorite.

No Protocol Awesome Video Today!!🔥🐐🐐💎

You'd be surprised what we find normal to put on tv. A lot of times I'm thinking "wow, imagine showing this on American TV" (since I lived in the US for 6 years).

That's why I eat my bananas horizontally.

I like the way that the song “Oran Na Cloiche” flows. I don’t know the words because I don’t speak Gaelic.

bypass the problem by not eating the banana in slow motion. Just eat normally, and if there are any staring creeps, use teeth.

In Europe most of those commercials are allowed on national television after children's bedtime.

In my country, we got tv show about ads around the world. Since i was kid it was aeound the only great stuff i loved watching on sunday. Always entertaining

There used to be a show in the late 90s early 2000s here in the U.K called 'Tarrant on TV' Where they would show all kinds of insane European ads and other TV, I think all the episodes are here on YT if you're curious.

Some ads from the 90s and 2000s from Australia are still in pop culture. "Great Wall Of China" etc

Lmao!! Great reactions. 😂

9:31 wow that was crazy love the video protocol stay motivated dream big 1 mill on the way

Loved watching you crack up. My favorite actually was the "Dad, I'm gay" one. Just the truncated emotional response was brilliant. Second would be the ketchup commercial.

The issue with the Banana is...There's Some creeps ... MEN! JUST SAY MEN LMAO!!!

If you go 90's, early-00's, you'll have a blast. There were even weekly shows about the "best" (funniest) commercials around EU (maybe the whole Europe). Unfortunately, I forgot the name ofcthe show.

the ketchup was so good

Seeing the Antônio Carlos Jobim "Água de Beber" recommendation, I am reminded of his "Waters of March" ("Águas de Março"), which I first heard on Art Garfunkel's second solo album, "Breakaway" during the mid-70's. Jobim seemingly had a preoccupation with water, at least as far as song titles are concerned, that is, as the latter is a random listing of images that are for the most part unrelated to water. The song is nevertheless pleasing to hear, as is the recommended Gilberto track. Thank you for posting!

That ketchup one was painful...😢😮

Music - "Ghost in the Shell montage sequence HD 1080p"

Thanks for the music choice...has the same vibe as Torul. And no i dont speak Slovenian but its brilliant stuff.

Some of those are pretty wild 😂

Hey there ... i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought straight away - why no feature at least orange smoothie - when all is Bananas ? :D Also , that Dad moment got a LOL out of me , which is unusal in my case.

You have good music taste! I'm surprised to see you talk about Molchat Doma, very alternative and emo but good

The job is called foley. I did it for 20 years. Sometimes fun but mainly very boring and tedious. Imagine having to 'walk' every footstep in an entire film.

"Moyo Wangu" by Thomas Mapfumo. Zimbabwean music. I heard it playing once in a store on Commercial Drive in Vancouver, BC, didn't know the artist or the language, but I felt the heart of it, which turned out good because "Moyo Wangu" translates as "My Heart."

That Canal+ ad with the guy in the closet reminded of the song "Your Honour" by Pluto Shervington.

I love your intro, or lack thereof.

The ketchup one is actually a scene from a Swedish movie that someone edited into a fake commercial

Great to see you laugh so much

bananas, particularly a variety we call "apple bananas", are one of my favourite fruits. i like them so much i have a small banana forest i planted years ago.

Ouch… this ketchup ad looks painful… nice reaction to funny commercials! 😁👍

My favorites were the Czech ad (i think he was expecting a different treatment poor guy), then the Canal+ ad, then the vodafone (oops) XD

One of my all-time favorite songs from outside my country is Anoana by Heilung.

My first thought on that first, banana one, was at the end, "bloody hell, that banana has gone off" when the first bottle was full of purple juice! The Canal+ ad was fun, some nice 'take you for a ride' (literally) as to where it was going. I spotted where the Heinz advert was going and was already wincing way before the denoument! And that last Vodafone advert, short and hilarious! In the past (many, MANY) years ago I saw, just the once, an advert on TV which was just a melange of random audio and bizaree light displays - the tag line (for the product whose name I cannot recall) was, ", more tatse than the advertsing". For music: I'd go for "Limelight" by Rush - not because it's about advertsing, but it IS about being in the public eye, plus it's a dmaned wonderful piece of music!

Speaking of comedians, hope you don't mind me suggesting again, Eddie izzard on either religion or WW2 Absolutely comedy gold. Have a nice one!

Great music suggestions - my favourite foreign (well, foreign to me) language song at the moment is 'Peupleraie by Clément Froissart'. Great vocals combined with a very ethereal, hypnotic sound :)

You should watch South African funniest commercials (adverts) too. 😊

Absolutely loved your reactions to this! 😆The ketchup one is classic! P.S. Here's a great Belarussian track: Iva Sativa & Deepsk - А ў лузі, лузі. I speak a bit of Russian but not Belarussian, so most of it is pretty unintelligible to me!

I love listening to songs in languages I don’t understand Try Florence Adooni - Mam Pe’ela Su’ure (I don’t even know which language this is) Mayra Andrade - Ilha de Santiago Stromae - L’enfer Thé Magrebhan - Anziilli

Some European ads are wild, that's true. Here, at least in some European countries, we have agencies/organisations that examine the ads to determine which ones are suitable to air on TV (even if it doesn't look like it lol). And there's some censorship sometimes, but on things like not promoting hate or having a (somewhat) neutral language (if you advertise a product, you can't claim it does things it doesn't do), they don't focus as much on the "adult" content as they do in the US. Nudity isn't allowed, at least during the day, but innuendos are allowed (and "graphic" stuff always gets blurred / censored, even if the ad airs, like in the Czech one).

2:45 - Vegetarian restaurants since 1898? I'm guessing business must've been very slow during the first, let's say, 90 years. 😄 3:22 - You're assuming that they fitted two more seats in the Smart Fortwo, which isn't the case. The Forfour has a completely different chassis, it's front-engined instead of rear-engined like the Fortwo and it's obviously bigger. 🙂

That Heinz commercial was absolutely wild. EU commercials really go hard.

Smart also has a roadster which looks pretty cool. For some more funny commercials, check out: AIWA - Another one Bites the Dust Blaupunkt Car Stereo (there's a stuffed bunny and bear in the thumbnail) Toyota - Have you ever seen a broken down Toyota?

There is a video called the most effective british adverts which is worth a look, more like PSAs than product commercials but they used to be on tv all the time. Irn bru commercials are entertaining as are tango commercials. John lewis christmas commercials are pretty good too.

I love creative commercial. There are also many banned commercials that are really funny.

A banana is portable? That’s the best you can do? Well, so is a cucumber!

7:05 The Heinz commercial was apparently from Czech television.

I already know and love both music recs so I want to give you one, Sofrito by Mongo Santamaria is a favourite of mine even though I don't speak the language.

The "Hug" add is Swiss. "Guetzli" is the Swiss-German word for cookies.

Still looking for blue bananas btw. When I find them I will eat them unapologetically, as I do with all bananas because I'm beyond what people think at this point in my life 😂 great vid as always! Foley artist is the job you're thinking of with the movie sound effects, I believe. You'd be surprised what they use to make some sounds! Maybe there's a future video there 🙂 ETA: I might have suggested this before, but 4am by Taeko Ohnuki, basically my introduction to the wonderful genre that is city pop. Peace!

The ketchup commercial reached Sweden 😂 think we even dubbed it

John West salmon commercial is legendary.

Songs in languages I don't speak but liked anyway: Gyöngyhajú Lány - Omega (Hungarian) 99 Luftballons - Nena (German) Árbakkinn - Ólafur Arnalds (Icelandic) Fado Menor - ??? (Portugese) And I don't know if this counts but theres a whole album by the group E.S. Posthumus titled "Unearthed" where they have a female vocalist singing in a completely fictionally language. The album is about a voyage around the world discovering the different unknown cultures around the world. Many of the tracks are named after foreign cities like Cuzco, Nara, Ninevah & Ulaid. You can hear some inspiration of the cities they represent in the instrumentation of each song.

In the Netherlands you can see those (Heinz) commercials after 9 o'clock in the evening. So not during the day

Watching commercials from other countries points out how uptight we Americans are. I love them. I must admit though, I was stunned by the Heinz ad. I'm surprised Heinz okayed that one, but I guess it's as you say; companies and ad agencies must adjust their ads to fit their target customers in each country. 😮

that ketchup commercial might be the greatest thing I've ever seen

Japanese commercials in a European commercials compilation would have been weird :D (but of course, I get your point!). I don't have A TV for more than 20 years so I don't know how commercials looks like now but I still remember the Canal+ one (I'm French), so I guess they succeeded making it memorable. I found the vodafone and Heinz ones very fun too.

A woman walks into a bar & asks for a Double Entendre, so the Barman gave her one!

Making eye contact....it BURNS!! ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥 😳 The ketchup commercial was the best. 😆

6:59 Czech guy here. Yeah, it was on all national TVs And back then (if I remember correctly) we had only couple TV channels, but it was on all. Czech commercials are known to be either rly dark, funny or "not giving single f*ck". And sometimes (like in this case) they are combination of all 3.

Good job recognizing Czech!

I apologise for recommending this but you asked. "The ketchup song" it was massive in Europe.

the ketchup commercial is from Czech republic .. we eastern europeans have a super dark sense of humour ( but don't get fooled, it's many times used to excuse racism and xenophobia ).

Berlitz german coast guard commercial is the funniest Ive seen

Please react to Iron Bru adverts 🙏

International music in another language suggestion - There is a song from the Ali soundtrack ( Salif Kita - Tomorrow) very powerful feeling of loss the first time I heard it even though I didn't know the lyrics.

The Canal+ commercial is my favorite. That was brilliant! LOL 11-) 4:17 p.m.

@No Protocol - It sounded like you said the word "Italiaans" at the commercial with the two guys with band-aided hands. You speak Dutch by any chance?

Companies are on top of the cross cultural thing, due to a series of mistakes. One example was by Chevrolet. They made a successful (in English speaking countries) called the Nova. They couldn't give them away in Spanish speaking countries. Finally, someone at the company found out that in Spanish. "No va" means " It doesn't run."

Idk if someone would watch me eat a banana I'd just stare at them while eating. Bet they get more uncomfortable. Also damn I thought the same with the channel+ and the last one! I like you don't overreact and keep it like you feel, also I really like your voice. Favorite one has to be the Heinz one and the first Vodaphone one those are top notch! Keep it up and greetings from Austria 👋 Music recommendation 🤔Heilung Norupo which helped me a lot to get over the loss of close family, probably the closest thing you can get to ancient European music. The name of the band means healing in german.

You are mesmerizing.