"a way of toasting someone." "over a fire".

"A place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun. Janet." "A Brothel."

I'm looking forward to the end of lockdown so I can take my turkey to the beach

A bit of trivia: The British called their show "Family Fortunes", because the producers felt "Family Feud" was considered too aggressive.

LOVE how the old lady misheard "money" as "mummy" when she said "b!tch" xD

3:59 - You know your accent is really thick when even a British person can't understand what you are saying! 😂

A famous robber “Um cops” LMAOOO

For me, Les Dennis was the best presenter of Family Fortunes. I think he must have proved a popular choice at the time as he was allowed a 15-year reign as the show's host. He was funny but not too rude & just had a nice way with him for making contestants feel at ease. I think a good comedian makes for a good host on a TV show of this nature.

0:43 the old woman saying “bitch” is amazing

"Hey, do you have a pen I could borrow?" "Sure, it's at the zoo."

Something about the ‘sex on a train’ answer is so funny 😂 Maybe because its so specific, as opposed to just saying ‘sex in public’. And he sounds fairly confident as well

4:59 Even though they’re in a Television studio, they must still consider it a theatre and/or the crew were theatre vets, and thus they held up the superstition of never saying “Macbeth” inside a theatre and thus they threw “Scottish Play” on the board 🎭

"Hey Sam, where did my deck chairs go?" "They're in the sea Rob..."

Man I love Arthur Shakespeare

My top 3: 3. Bowels 2. Over a fire 1. Turkey, Turkey, and Turkey.

I can't believe that guy said Turkey 3 times......lol

Arthur shakespeare

The buzzer on the UK version is so much better than the US version

I remember seeing the episode where his catchphrase "If it's up there I'll give you the money myself" did actually backfire on him for once

6:17 Anytime Les' 'I'll give you the money myself' promise gets cashed in on is a great moment!

Never gets old watching the legendary 'Turkey Guy.' Also responsible for saying Disraeli was a famous Irishman.

Hahaha. I love how Lee just says "Naomi Campbell" with absolutely no hesitation whatsoever. Janet's answer is actually pretty correct, I would be very surprised to see a nun in a brothel or a strip club unless she was was a lapsed Catholic.

As an American these old episodes of Family Fortunes are just as funny as Family Feud. So we open our bowels, close are legs, and only have one big toe. Next time i am at the supermarket I have to make sure the first i buy is a turkey then take it to the beach.

Name a famous robber Uhmm....Cops 😂 I died

Remember if you ever get asked a question as part of a family fortunes survey you should answer the question with Turkey.

Love it - miss these old shows. Real folks, real laughs.

Les Dennis was brilliant at this

Turkey most iconic Family Fortune moment.

Famous last words: If it's up there I'll give you the money meself.

"If it's up there I'll give you the money myself...OH NO! I owe you twelve pounds!" Gotta love those people who think toasting someone means roasting 'em over an open fire!!

"Just a small prick..." 😂 No no, he's not wrong. My dentist says, "Big mosquito bite," when he injects the numbing agent.

Love the work of Arthur Shakespeare

3:07 “What should a girl know about a man before she marries him.” “His name” Well… she’s not wrong. Knowing his name would help.

Deck chairs

Love the buzzer sound.

1:21 through 2:00 Props for including all the body part answers

Lol she thought meant associated with C

Les:Something associated with 'THE X FILES' *silence*

I’m crying at some of the answers 🤣

Les Dennis is a legend! I wonder how will Steve Harvey react to these answers.

MY TOP 20 Family Fortunes Fails: 20. Robber 19. 3 bears 18. Car has 2 of 17. Knee 16. Hotel Souvenir 15. Charades 14. Something that might frighten Dracula 13. Funeral 12. X Files 11. Black bird 10. A person associated with the Wild West 9. A body part mentioned in love songs 8. A place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun 7. Arthur 6. Slang word for money 5. Something wouldn't try even once 4. Toasting someone 3. Famous Irishman 2. A type of bean 1. Turkey

Hilarious, 6:45 would have been funny if questions 4 and 5 were: 'Name a country in Europe', 'Name a bird beginning with T'.

5:31 apparently this is a story where Red Riding Hood goes to the wrong Cottage lol

Name someone associated with "Alice in Wonderland". The Tin Man. Hilarious.

Name something people take with them to the beach. Turkey. The first thing you buy in a supermarket. Turkey. A food often stuffed. Turkey.

The World: "I bet the British are so posh, smart, Sophisticated." Les Dennis: "Name somebody that uses a whip." Player: "A Madam."

“Name a way of toasting someone.” “Over a fire?” “If it’s up there, I’ll give you the money myself!” *GRILL (12)* “OH NO!!!” That’s £12 Les Dennis is never getting back 😂😂😂

2:12 Marie is right loads of animal pens at the zoo

6:19 best one ever! Over a fire (🔥)

*"Family Fortunes" will ALWAYS and forever be the REAL name of this show. No matter how much I like "Family Fued" (USA)*

Knee still cracks me up.

Name something with a long neck... Naomi Campbell 😂😂 savage mode 1000

“Name a character in Alice in Wonderland” “The tin man” “Something you associate with the three bears?” “Red riding hood” These people need to read more 🙄😂

Those Brits are more hilarious than the Americans at game shows with their answers given!

“Arthur Shakespeare?” I’m dying😂🤣

So let me get this straight family fortunes is a British version of family feud?

Top ten funniest answers ever 10. Bitch 9. Blackbird 8. Naomi Campbell 7. Television 6. Deck chairs 5. Legs 4. Zoo 3. Cops 2. Big toe 1. *SEX ON A TRAIN*

If Richard Dawson had hosted Family Fortunes in the UK, he'd really lose it and wouldn't stop laughing.

That last one is pure comedy gold

Apparently the 'famous Arthur' guy thought he'd said a famous 'Author'

These clips are hilarious 🤣 Now to rewatch the snake charmer

Any part of the body that begins with the letter N? (K)Nee? Oh!

Ah yes I am looking forward to bringing my pet turkey to the beach

6:58 “Forget the turkey, it’s obvious who the family wanna stuff!”

No matter how many time I watch this video I just can't laugh every time - - - LES DENNIS was super, witty, funny and good - Gino and Vernon can't compare - - different TV then, people laughed more spontaneously it seems to me - -

The turkey episode is classic. I laughed so hard

Am I the only one whose first thought was Brothel to the Nun question? That Naomi Campbell answer made me spit out my coffee.

Something associated with the X files? ... ... ... We could show you an episode of it now while we wait if you'd like...

Blackbird. Immediately followed by Naomi Campbell.

I loved this show.

2:52 must’ve read Moby Dick (If you haven’t there’s a plot point where a character is dying, so they make him a coffin to bury him at sea. But he gets better, so they seal it shut to turn it into a life buoy)

In the middle of the Turkey clip Max says the prize is £1000 and two weeks in Turkey

God, that music takes me back!

0:37 I love this sound effect

Deck chairs is a good answer if your looking for the titanic wreck..

The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments' alternate title should have been "Hey Americans, This Is What Goes On In the Foreign Versions of Family Feud"

The turkey one was epic

She was right in a way, Summer is a girl's name

3:22 and 3:41 Good answer!

2:23 "You wanna write something so you're gonna go down to the Zoo to get ya pen" I love Les Dennis he was so funny, well he was in my opinion.

6:58 If looks could kill. I don't think they were too happy.

That's a dead ringer for Arthur Fleck on the second clip lol

If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself.

3:45 Well, you probably wouldn't meet a nun in a brothel

If he said Turkey 5 times he would have got the same score lol

Priceless 🤣

House guests toasting on an open fire...

6:47😂😂😂😂 that episode was also where no one could name a famous Irishman. Max Bygraves kept goofing everything up after replacing the brilliant Bob Monkhouse

1:52 this made me laugh 😂😂😂😂 I will remember this one

"man i'm so hungry, I'm gonna go to the super market and buy turkey first!"

Les is my favorite from here and British Host.

Cracking the Cryptic sent me here!

We used to watch this with family, after dinner, our snacks was sausage and tomatoe flavour golden wonder crisps Yummy

2:27 Deck chairs 😆

Name something you stroke, a match. "Hear matchy your favourite match"

2:11 A place where you keep a pen. Here in the USA, an pen is also a type of animal enclosure, so that answer is not as dumb as it sounds.

This is probably some of the most American moments you can find on British television.

"Something associated w/ the 3 Bears" That was a Double Money round; did Charlie forget to change his hearing aid's batteries? "Any bird w/ a long neck" Strike 3, you're out!

“Name a character from Alice in Wonderland.” *TIN MAN* Bruh are u thinkin wizard of oz? But yea Alice and Dorothys clothes have the same colors

I’m Still trying to think what comes in sevens… 🤔