Funny Quotes About The Joys Of Growing Older

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Ай бұрын

Check out a selection of funny quotes about aging and growing older and the joy of being able to laugh at life, no matter what it throws at you.
Soundtrack Dream On written and perfomed by Steve Nielson.
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@zosiamatias3556 12 күн бұрын

Today is 30 years since I retired ❤ I LOVE IT! As long as my brain is working , I can enjoy my 10 grandchildren and 10 great grandchildren! Tomorrow I will celebrate my 87 birthday, feel so blessed, that I’m watching the family blossom and grow ! , Thank you Lord for the good life , Hello to my friends from N.T! ❤

@MusicalPearls 11 күн бұрын

Thank you so much,, Zosia. Happy Birthday and long may you continue to enjoy it!

@user-ib2tz6qr2p 9 күн бұрын

Hey happy birthday 🎈 I'm glad you're doing well as they say age is just a number enjoy gorgeous 🥰🥰

@barbanderson8439 8 күн бұрын

Amen!! Happy 4 you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@kellykersten8828 Ай бұрын

"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work so I do it several times a day.". Love it!

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks a lot, Kelly. So pleased you liked it,

@SoulfulJourney58 Ай бұрын

I like that too. A complete day off

@billgrandone3552 9 күн бұрын

At my age i just enjoy waking up while i still can.

@billgrandone3552 15 күн бұрын

Since I have retired, I have no need for an alarm clock or a smart watch or even a watch at all I have a sundial in my garden. When I wake up, I go out to the garden in my robe and slippers and touch my sundial. If it is warm to the touch, I go inside and put on a pot of coffee. If it is cold, wet, or I trip over the damn thing, it means that it is either snowing, raining,, or still dark. So I go inside, take off my robe and slippers, and go back to bed. Life is so much simpler now.

@missdiamondrose 7 күн бұрын

Absolute brilliant ❤. I love this video. Thank you

@MusicalPearls 6 күн бұрын

Thank you for your lovely comment, Dimond and thanks for watching.

@rushfan79 18 күн бұрын

These were all great!!! Love em'.

@MusicalPearls 18 күн бұрын

Many thanks, Ron. So pleased you liked them.

@user-yw6tm6cw1s Ай бұрын

The one thing that gets to me about being retired is you can't take a day off like when you were working 😅

@patriciaevans5906 9 күн бұрын

Love these! I’m 72 and relate to all of these!

@MusicalPearls 8 күн бұрын

So pleased you liked them, Patricia. Many thanks for watching.

@tomellis4750 Ай бұрын

If you can read this, you're not dead yet, so live it up.

@franf5995 Ай бұрын

😊😊😊😅

@billgrandone3552 17 күн бұрын

Well here is my contrubution" We "Old People" do not grow old, we grow progressively younger. We started out fat, bald, toothless, cranky, incontinent, and overdue for a nap. Old age is just returning to our youthful selves.

@MusicalPearls 17 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Bill. That's certainly my experience!

@AndrewVanDay 7 күн бұрын

Getting older isn't great, but it is better than the alternative!

@LindaBinyon Ай бұрын

I'm certainly at the age where I can laugh at this and life in general

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thank you, Linda. Glad you enjoyed it.

@TomSpeaks-vw1zp 25 күн бұрын

Haha! If you can’t laugh at getting old, you’re probably dead

@MusicalPearls 25 күн бұрын

@@TomSpeaks-vw1zp Thanks a lot, Tom. That's the spirit (pardon the pun)

@tonylawrence9157 22 күн бұрын

You are going senile.

@KenLonsdale-kp5bj 20 күн бұрын

True, I have used every one of those things at one time or another in my life time, I will be 71 in3 weeks.So it’s safe to say been there, done that!!!🤪😂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧😎

@MusicalPearls 19 күн бұрын

Thanks a lot, Ken. Yes, you have to laugh at life and enjoy every stage of it, no matter what it throws at you.

@tyno640 16 күн бұрын

@@MusicalPearls Happy Belated Birthday

@musicaljuice1970 Ай бұрын

Another fabulous video Steve with a really outstanding original song as accompaniment. The song sounds like a reflection on real life, dreams and wonderful memories too. Another winner 🎉

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Many thanks, guys

@alanspringett9233 Ай бұрын

absolutely wonderful collection of what's it's really like......thanks Pearls.....

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

So glad you enjoyed it Alan. Thanks a lot for watching.

@NoName-yl4od 27 күн бұрын

Too funny!! 😅 Been retired 10 years and have enjoyed it thoroughly!! ❤ At first I would wake up scared I'd forgot to turn the alarm back on a heart monitor or unclamp a feeding tube to one of my babies!! But the nightmares stopped and I never had happen what I dreamed my entire 40 year career!! Thank you Lord!! 🙏🙏 I do miss the babies but have two four-legged kind that keep me busy and entertained!! 🐕🐈💕

@MusicalPearls 27 күн бұрын

Thanks a lot for your lovely comment.

@billgrandone3552 17 күн бұрын

I've been retired so long that the bank won't give me a free calendar and my smart watch is a sundial.

@NoName-yl4od 17 күн бұрын

@@billgrandone3552 😂😂😂🤣🤣 You just gave me the best laugh!! 👍

@billgrandone3552 17 күн бұрын

@@NoName-yl4od Glad you got a laugh; They are somtimes hard to come by these days unless you stay up late for the talk shows.

@NoName-yl4od 17 күн бұрын

@@billgrandone3552 For sure!! 👍 Thanks again for the laugh!! 😂😂

@patrickmcgrath5411 18 күн бұрын

I LIKE IT I LOVE IT I WANT SOME MORE OF IT ❣️

@MusicalPearls 17 күн бұрын

Many thanks, Patrick. So pleased you liked it. I have a few similar videos on my channel and yes, I intend to make more.

@user-tz5cb4og5s 6 күн бұрын

Cute and funny brought joy to my heart.❤

@MusicalPearls 5 күн бұрын

So pleased you liked it. Maggie. Thank you for watching.

@Joiceyonline Ай бұрын

Awesome performance, Steve. 'Remember absent company' - Billy would be proud. Dream On.

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Many thanks. I'm sure he would.

@istodaytheday 10 күн бұрын

My Dentist or should I say Denturist has cool reminder card. It has old couple in bed with dad looking over at the glass will his teeth in it. He says " I sure miss the good old days when my teeth and I used to sleep together". A chuckle for all those Still Booming Boomer!

@gladyscampbell Ай бұрын

Thanks. Keep em coming.🆗😊🌞👍

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Many thanks, Gladys. I'll keep trying!

@JohnArlenderre Ай бұрын

Another fantastic upload, Steve. Just keeps getting better!

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks again, John

@karenhall2926 Ай бұрын

I think that instead of saying that the body is up, it should say that the mind is up but the body will follow later

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Yes, I think you're right, Karen. That's pretty much how I feel in the morning! 😃

@Russeaman Ай бұрын

Ha!! Great video. Some of the quotes were spot on. I loved it!!!

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thank you so much. So pleased you liked it

@11Claypath Ай бұрын

Wow! This is just so good ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thank you so much

@jackyvivstieger1099 Ай бұрын

I love retirement, 6 Saturdays and a Sunday

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Ha! Ha! Nice one, Jacky. Must admit, I love retirement too. Many thanks for watching.

@cherylmartin8877 Ай бұрын

Yes, just so!

@user-bp9of5xp7n 12 күн бұрын

I enjoyed every singie one and laughed out loud too! Thanks

@MusicalPearls 11 күн бұрын

So glad you enjoyed it, Georgenne. Thank you for watching and commenting.

@ritacoates6448 14 күн бұрын

Just love it. So funny i needed the laugh today. Thank you.

@MusicalPearls 13 күн бұрын

So pleased it made you laugh, Rita. Thank you for watching.

@GeordieRock Ай бұрын

Some brilliant quotes here - love it ❤

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thank you - really pleased you like it

@user-gt4el6or9q Ай бұрын

Your videos always cheer me up - thanks for posting 👍

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks so much for watching

@lolafilms6661 Ай бұрын

Love it I like to add don’t be afraid enjoy life and be risky when you’re old you’ll be grateful you did have fun no matter what even if you had to sleep in your car I did for few hours and was not afraid I knew everything will be alright Later I owned my own business

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Sounds like you have a great philosophy on life. Thanks a lot for watching and commenting.

@Janet-gz3xl 4 күн бұрын

I am having a hard time getting old but I can enjoy reading these and not caring

@MusicalPearls 4 күн бұрын

Thank you, Janet. So pleased you liked them.

@lenisbennett3062 15 күн бұрын

I'm 79 years old and still waiting for the joy

@MusicalPearls 15 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Nice one, Lenis. Thanks for watching and commenting.

@SteveIveson Ай бұрын

Great video. and soundtrack!!!

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks for your comment Steve

@PatriciaLevein-kd2hg Ай бұрын

Really love this! ❤😅😅😅😅

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks a lot, Patricia. Really pleased you liked it.

@billgrandone3552 9 күн бұрын

The best thing about retirement is grocery shopping. No really ! Between the foods that I've outgrown and the food my doctors won't let me eat, shopping is quick, cheap, and I can recognize most of the songs.

@carolyntrahan9751 20 күн бұрын

Love everyone of these what joy

@MusicalPearls 19 күн бұрын

So pleased you liked them, Carolyn. Many thanks for watching.

@jimthomson5996 20 күн бұрын

I Liked the video so well I watched it twice!!!!!!!

@MusicalPearls 20 күн бұрын

So pleased you liked it, Jim. A double thank you for watching.

@user-ib2tz6qr2p 9 күн бұрын

Love this very funny ❤😢😢

@MusicalPearls 9 күн бұрын

So glad you enjoyed it, Kathy. Thank you for watching.

@sheilawilliams9044 14 күн бұрын

thank you for sharing

@MusicalPearls 13 күн бұрын

My pleasure, Sheila. Thank you for watching.

@danlundaysr.6607 9 күн бұрын

I’ve read some of the comments! Perty well about the same as me! Life is short! Temporary! Enjoy each day as if your last! Faith, & family ! Wouldn’t it be cool to dance the night away!

@MusicalPearls 9 күн бұрын

Many thanks, Dan. Couldn't agree more.

@AndrewVanDay 7 күн бұрын

The trouble with hitting 60 is that instead of counting upward you start counting down. So now (at 63) I have 3 years to my pension, 20 years of activity as I now know it and max 30 years left alive.

@CecilisGrandfield-xj1lt 17 күн бұрын

Too funny I can relate all you young individuals treat everyone with respect as we all should

@MusicalPearls 17 күн бұрын

Yes, Cecilis, I couldn;t agree more. Thank you for watching and commenting,

@flyboy2610 7 күн бұрын

"You know you're getting older when you bend over to tie your shoes, and..... well, you decide to stay down there a while." Jimmy Stewart

@MusicalPearls 7 күн бұрын

Many thanks for the great quote - must admit, I know the feeling!

@cherylgordon8199 18 күн бұрын

My daughter posted on her page the other day that it's getting harder for her to parent her teenagers as well as her parents... she's got nerve after all the years we put into her...

@billgrandone3552 17 күн бұрын

Well Cheryl, I bask in the thought that my Social Security is based on the work of my children whom I taught to turn off those damn video games, learn something and get a decent job someday. I salute all the parents who said the same thing and the kids that begrudgedly listened. Thanks for my monthly check. Hope your kids do the same for you.

@lyngruen8607 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@shannonlohr1565 13 күн бұрын

Right?!! 😂😂😂

@zenaidaalejos5896 13 күн бұрын

Thankful

@MusicalPearls 13 күн бұрын

Thank you, Zenaida

@frankrosenbaum3471 5 күн бұрын

Definition of Retirement: "You wake up with nothing to do, and go to bed with it only half done." I know I heard it somewhere else, but can't remember when or where.

@MusicalPearls 5 күн бұрын

Great quote, Frank - one for my collection

@antjetautkus5506 18 күн бұрын

Thx😂😊

@MusicalPearls 18 күн бұрын

Thanks a lot, Antje

@SoulfulJourney58 Ай бұрын

I'm imagining myself growing old. The music is great and some great quotes

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

So glad you liked it. Thanks for the visit.

@SoulfulJourney58 Ай бұрын

@@MusicalPearls 💕✨💕✨💕✨

@BennyC-qg6rd 19 күн бұрын

"Take care of Number 1 ,and Don't step on Number 2," Rodney Dangerfield.

@MusicalPearls 19 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Nice one, Benny. There's a lot of it about, so careful where you're walking.

@BennyC-qg6rd 19 күн бұрын

@@MusicalPearls Sorry this was a repeat quote from one of your previous vids, so ," Take my wife, please", Henny Youngman.

@PatriciaMelbourne 23 күн бұрын

I am glad I retired, but I miss the music playing Indicating change of period in school running in 👠 in hallways.The students Laughing it brought joy.❤😊

@tonylawrence9157 22 күн бұрын

As a teacher, if that is what you were, you must have been a boring pain in the ass.

@MusicalPearls 22 күн бұрын

Thanks for watching and sharing your thoughts, Patricia

@denisepurcell4031 Ай бұрын

Brilliant as usual, love your voice and songs 😊

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Many thanks for your lpvely comment, Denise. Really appreciate it.

@donnienicholson6062 14 күн бұрын

I would put CB antennaes on my van to find it in Walmart parking lots but when I did that in 1972 everybody in America bought the same antennaes.Same thing when I painted my twin mini-whips red........who knew everybody liked red????

@marionszabo7588 15 күн бұрын

ty ty ty ❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😅

@MusicalPearls 14 күн бұрын

Many thanks, Marion. So pleased you liked it.

@ianholmes3761 10 күн бұрын

My old fella used to say the more you do for people the more people shit on you😮

@user-rx5hm5br6z 11 күн бұрын

Great. Comments

@MusicalPearls 11 күн бұрын

So glad you liked them, Valerie. Thanks for watching.

@KathyJenkins-gt5lp 14 күн бұрын

There is one man I still feel bad thinking about it’s been forty years gal dreams always ❤❤❤ 3:41

@billgrandone3552 15 күн бұрын

Since I've been retired. I make sure to watch the morning news. I turn the sound off though. I just watch the traffic report and all the traffic jams and laugh and laugh, and sip my coffee and laugh some more,

@MusicalPearls 15 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Thanks a lot, Bill. It's a great feeling to be out of the rat race and not have that awful daily commute. Long may it continue. Thanks again for watching and commenting.

@billgrandone3552 15 күн бұрын

@@MusicalPearls Especially when this rat still has his tail. I have another one fo you At this stage of my life I find that I have found something I have searched for all my life, equilibrium. Defined as one wife home, all kids gone, and a house with two bathrooms-equilibrium.

@delby66 14 күн бұрын

That was brilliant Bill. I just read out loud to my wife what you said and we had a great laugh as well. We've both been retired for 4 years and we certainly don't miss the drive to work.

@billgrandone3552 14 күн бұрын

@@delby66 I hope you were able to read all of my idiocies here. My daughters think that I should have gone to work for Mad Magazine. I told them that sometimes I wished that I had. But I was stupid and went ot law school instead.

@user-ib2tz6qr2p 9 күн бұрын

Wait what did I just say? Lol ❤

@MusicalPearls 9 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Many thanks again, Kathy

@samhaddock3518 16 күн бұрын

These are great. I hope nobody would mind if I borrow some.

@mercedesscordino2987 10 күн бұрын

What’s the name of this song

@MusicalPearls 10 күн бұрын

It's called Dream On. All my videos contain an original song that I've written, performed and recorded. Hope you liked this one and thanks for watching.

@davidjolin1798 12 күн бұрын

I've not yet lost all my marbles but there is a hole in the bag and it's getting bigger

@MusicalPearls 12 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Many thanks, David. I know the feeling.

@loyaltytoroyalty 13 күн бұрын

Retirement. When you have twice as much husband for half as much money.

@MusicalPearls 13 күн бұрын

Ha! Ha! Nice one, BL. Thank you so much.

@ourv9603 18 күн бұрын

Im now retired which means I no longer have to march off to work. Which means I no longer have to battle the commute traffic. Also I no longer have to suffer those stupid people I used to work with/for. ALSO I no longer have to suffer those stupid customers who think they are always right. WRONG! I can sleep late EVERYDAY. Everyday is like a Saturday for me. If I dont feel like doing anything, I dont have to. Seniors get discounts most EVERYWHERE. !

@StanleypeterDickinson 28 күн бұрын

Who is Jesus? You can retire but He never slumbers or sleeps and He's counting sheep.

@wendystewart1867 6 күн бұрын

Why the music .lt ruins the entire video

@lifeslessons9889 6 күн бұрын

Sure sign of you aging - stop moaning !! 😊

@johnbryan9357 Ай бұрын

Every days a holiday when.your retired

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thanks a lot, John. I totally agree - long may you enjoy it!

@tonylawrence9157 22 күн бұрын

Some people are born regired. Othera retire when they die.

@arlinewelsh5501 6 күн бұрын

hello how are you

@MusicalPearls 5 күн бұрын

I'm good, Arline - hope you are too

@christinewuerth7505 Ай бұрын

Dear Steve 🧚‍♀️ Ich finde es klasse, dass die Leute draußen wenn sie mich sehen, sagen und denken: OMG, alles andere ist doch eh gelogen heutzutage und ich geh trotzden meiner Wege, das Alter hat was..... 😹🕊🍀🥀🦭🌟🧚‍♀️

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Thank you, Christine. Yes, you're right. No matter how hard it gets, you must remain true to yourself.

@lornaburgess9762 12 күн бұрын

I don't like this getting old lark, bad hips, bad knees and having to wear pads when you pee.🤣🤣

@user-ep4ku9bn6h 28 күн бұрын

What she it isjust no to me even in this age I look nice

@tashamorriss8997 17 күн бұрын

I hate these vids. They assume we all get old forgetful, infirm & stupid. My old landlord was about 70, ran 5 km before breakfast, then lifted weights. A lady I met on a bus was 92 & using her mobile & tablet with ease. I'm 58 & studying a specialised degree at university - my 3rd one. I can still do pilates & yoga. I can still lift weights & swim 60 laps, though lack of time from a heavy study load prohibits that now. U don't have to get old fat & stupid - you do that to yourself. Don't assume we are all like this just cos we have grey or white hair, & a few wrinkles!

@MusicalPearls 17 күн бұрын

Sorry, Tasha, I understand your concern but I think you've misunderstood the message in the videos. I can assure you I'm not not trying to belittle older people. I'm actually 75 years old. I keep myself extremely fit and still work full time in the IT industry. I kniw all too well the negatve attitude people have towards the older generation so I'm trying to encourage them to laugh at life, enjoy every stage of it and embrace all the challenges it brings. Thank you for commenting and good luck with your studies.

@danielspeedy6972 Ай бұрын

Oh my goodness for a visually impaired old man hey useless clip it is this is the 21st century whatever happened to audio I hope you step up your game

@santafedave1051 Ай бұрын

Vid was funny but I don’t believe you need he belittling pics of older people personally I was offended by portraying we older folks as ugly and stupid.

@MusicalPearls Ай бұрын

Sorry you were offended, Dave. I can assure you I'm not trying to belittle old folks - I'm 75 years old. My philosopjy is just to laugh at life and enjoy every stage of it, ,no matter what it throws at you.