this channel was my childhood

Damn, 2008...

I hate myself for saying this but those actually look really delicious.

Theres no way this was unintentional. The shape, color, even the damn NAME is phallic. I think the creators of this monstrosity knew exactly what they were doing XD

I felt so old when he said “rate me 5 stars” ooofff

wow watching this from when I was younger to now is refreshing and 10x funnier now that I get the dirty jokes XD

Call me disgusting but these actually look really good

I remember watching these videos as a kid and never understanding the inappropriate jokes and now that I'm much older than 10 years old I can totally understand them.

Memories are coming back

I guess you could say *puts on dark sunglasses* he had blue balls

10 for WTF!! HOW DID THEY NOT SEE THAT!!!

On the scale of one to ten, its an 11.

I find it funny that I watched this as a child lmao

I used to watch this guy when I was like 8

10 WTF ! Good gift for your wife or girlfriend ! L0L

5 because it kinda reminds me of a badly formed Baby Bottle Pop.

I remember this from when I was a kid.

Hahaha!! Wow, i take back what I said about "Rad Repeatin' Tarzan" being the most obscene toy ever. This is simply unbeatable! 14/10, keep 'em coming Mr. Mozart!

I remember watching this when I was younger. Now I understand all these dirty jokes😂

2024 anyone nostalgia is flowing back

I remember watching this is 2009. Wow, time just flies by, doesn't it?

Friggin' HILARIOUS!!! Just came across your reviews and I am loving them! I give this a 10+

first ever mike Mozart video I've ever seen I love this video Edit: it’s been 5 years..

Why can't they let all candy back in stores

Don’t mind me. I’m here reliving my childhood in December 2020

I never used to understand the jokes and when I saw those lil guys and wanted them

They used to sell these at my local movie store aww memories.

5 because even tho it's weird. It looks very interesting with the blue. Blueberry!

these reviews are hilarious and very entertaining :D 5 stars 9 for innapropriate meter lol

Surprised there wasn't a chocolate flavor;)

one thing I'm impressed they still do is all those links that appear on almost the entire screen on almost every single KZfaq video back in 2008 ......memories

I watched this when I was *Five* I'm 15 now...

Kids nowadays watching weird shit like Elsa and surprise eggs and shit. I’m happy I had a good childhood with this dude.

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I've been watching the candy fails all night...NOW I'M HUNGRY!

10 for sure... hilarious, video. :)

Reminds me of Baby Bottle Pops.

Are you serious the person who came up with this must have been stoned over there balls to think this was a ... good idea. Seriously man wtf.

I rate this......... its...... OVER 9000!!!

I used to watch these videos A LOT when I was younger. watching these videos again now that im fifthteen really sets my nostalgia running

9 because it's nude colored O.O

It would be 6 but with seamen on top it's 8

The orange one really looks like a Gary Baseman drawing. Also, on a Scale of 1 (Innocent) to 10 (Obscene)... 5 (Reminds me of Baby Bottle Pops)

"there's the little hole in the top.... there's all the little herpes..." xD i died!

If it wasn't avaliable in skin color I would think it might just be a coincidence but I can't believe nobody saw anything wrong with these while design them. Also, it's a dumb design to begin with as it makes a mess.

Anyone interested in buying these, even for a joke. There is a place near me that sells them in bulk.

I used to get these at Blockbuster back in the day xD

I love these ... They taste soo good

Who's watching in 2016?

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Gives new meaning to the term "Blow pop."

thats funny! I am going to like this!

Its over ten. Also, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I subscribed

I love all these type of vids. I give it 10/10

I'd rate this a 40/10.

yes it is crazy but at the same time its really cool

100000/10 and subscribed because of your humor

I rate this OVER 9,000

tbh when i was younger and i watched this i wanted one i still do

thats sick, so f**king sick... but funny as hell

me:hey want a people pop.brother:NO!(slams door)me:guess i have both.

That looks good.

Hahahaha brilliant for pract

10 for obscene.

These videos are time capsules of a much simpler time on KZfaq

Me too. Hell I still love them, but I had to make that joke.

it's really good

i love these candies

Mr. you so cool in your toy

they're pretty good i got them on a close out

Man. Rating with stars and blue channel links. Those were the days.

I give this an 8.

10/10 OMG XD

its funny that spencer's gifts is now just spencer's, and how hot topix is hot topic

I would say 5. I think I would have like that as a child.

They actually tase really nice!

your eating his head.....LOL

I give it a 10

I had one of these when I was younger, I didn't know you were supposed to shake it, lol.

I don't know, that actually looks delicious.

I like you shows

Lets not let Sigmund Freud see this...

10!

IS OVER 9000!

We have them, they are actaully nice. Never noticed the dirty concept of it before though O__O

This vid was published on my birthday 💓🤘🏽

OMG 10 and 10 no question

Lol I give it a 10

Why, why is this so bizarre? I just don't get it, it looks so good!

It looks yummy ;P

Asagiri Gen from Dr. Stone is my favorite cartoon character

OVER 9000!!!!!

I would rate this people pop a 10

4 just because I remember having one before

Hehehe you look like bertrum from Jessie :P lol

10 dude that is totally 10

10 10 ultimate 10 xD

OVER 9000!!!!!!!

XD i just saw this at my local store

I rate it 9.