"I'm gonna steal their credit card information while they're distracted!" -Purple, 2024
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
me at every social gathering
@axolotl12342 ай бұрын
I heard if you 🐟 react the person above you get everyone's credit card info
@Cool_Cat1952 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1why😭
@ezzy_69652 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 man screw Joe Biden you are the president
@moonrain61842 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1I don’t blame you
@Chip105912 ай бұрын
Don’t get me started on Pomegranate.
@Snas_mp42 ай бұрын
I said pomegranate and summoned a whole army please help
@zefamadjan91012 ай бұрын
Or peaches
@Chip105912 ай бұрын
@@zefamadjan9101 We don’t talk about peaches.
@Solanum_Proto2 ай бұрын
No pomergranates!!!
@kabonell2 ай бұрын
NO POMEGRANATES
@Caltoq2 ай бұрын
can I be called kumquat now? My brain: excuse me what??
@funnisilly2 ай бұрын
that is my new name now, nobody can say otherwise.
@blackfrostfilms-dl8wo2 ай бұрын
im sorry but that is a fruit i learned that from just add magic (cooking themes where the food is cooked with magic ingredients that does things example: thyme magical ingredients mess with time)
@UndriatheDerg2 ай бұрын
Correction: "My final braincell:"
@Jacktheprimecollector2 ай бұрын
It’s the final braincell
@aeviarth-the-dragoness2 ай бұрын
0:58 "I'm gonna steal their credit card information while they're distracted." XD
@MehlDragon2 ай бұрын
"Can I be called Kumquat now?" Well... that is a low hanging fruit if I ever saw one!
@Sticky_Fish2 ай бұрын
*Names my sona as Ember* *Combusts espontaneously*
@26th_Primarch2 ай бұрын
I have a little protogen named Nuke. GUESS WHAT HE CAN DO!!!
@brendanschuett2 ай бұрын
@@26th_Primarch NO NO NO OH NO CALM DOWN LITTLE GUY
@ManyArmedMooseDei2 ай бұрын
I have a goat-elk-devil fellow called Bloody Mary. **moves like the yurei in “the ring” from out of a mirror, red liquid seeping from the glass surface that now reflects a deep red view of the adjacent space**
@thexdfacedgamer23062 ай бұрын
How *_'Fruity'_* of you...
@TheFluffyWendigo2 ай бұрын
I'm just fluffy
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
Flamable
@youkofoxy2 ай бұрын
Eggplant is a fruit, it has seeds inside. Also.. it appears that there is a purple pepper and a purple apple.
@MeloditeCat2 ай бұрын
No, don’t give them more options 😦
@Parciwal_Gaming2 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: strawberries are a "Sammelnussfrucht" (german word, don't know translation pretty much "Collection nut fruit) and so technically part of the nut family, not a berry.
@MeloditeCat2 ай бұрын
Purple: “Hi, I’m credit card information” One of the deer “That’s not a fruit” Purple: “Sure it is, just like this apple in my hand in the way that it’s mine now” *runs away*
@Wolfcube24492 ай бұрын
Purple proot actually sounded a bit robotic at the end
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
that's actually how i sounded in ALL my old videos, but i do still do the voice changer in some shorts so you can tell that purple is talking
@LOLBIT19992 ай бұрын
The war between the fake grapes begins today.
@kingofthegnomes15822 ай бұрын
I think this is my new favorite purple video
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
honestly it was really fun to make (and a test for longer videos)
@Jacktheprimecollector2 ай бұрын
Can I exist
@Parciwal_Gaming2 ай бұрын
@@Jacktheprimecollectorapparently so
@Jacktheprimecollector2 ай бұрын
@@Parciwal_Gaming no im blue there is no blue fruits
@Parciwal_Gaming2 ай бұрын
@@Jacktheprimecollector yes, but you are a protogen, not a deer
@furrywarrior76422 ай бұрын
That ending killed me 😂😂😂
@LucanVaris2 ай бұрын
Hi there! I'm High Fructose Corn Syrup! :D ...What do you _mean_ I don't count!?
@Local_pixel_artist2 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity mango (haven’t watched the video sitting through an add rn
@LucanVaris2 ай бұрын
Aren't we all. KZfaq really needs to lay off their attempts to bypass ad-blockers.
@blankadams31202 ай бұрын
To quote the great Randy Feltface: "Blueberries are fucking purple!"
@furryoliver_2 ай бұрын
*_LEEEEEeeee..._* 2 hours later : *Still lagging* 8 hours later : *Everyone is gone* 10 hours later : *_eeeeeeeeeeeemon_* :3💙💛🍋 Apart of that have a nice and wonderful day❤
@Hoiimtemmie13462 ай бұрын
apple
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
hey hey apple
@Jacktheprimecollector2 ай бұрын
Apple hey apple hey apple apple
@DustyGamma2 ай бұрын
Well, we failed. Don't look, honey.
@ManyArmedMooseDei2 ай бұрын
I have a pen. And a pinapple. A pineapple pen? An apple pen? *nn* Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. **begins to dance to the song in minor chord coming from unseen source**
@ManyArmedMooseDei2 ай бұрын
Eggplants are technically fruits. **eyebrow waggle** And Plum is the singular of plums, which, if you know, you know. (It’s a double entendre, that’s all I’ll say.) **eyebrow waggle** And that’s not even going into the details about the crass nickname for medlars! Lastly, I have a goat-elk-devil fursona known as Bloody Mary. **moves like the yurei in “the ring” from out of a mirror, red liquid seeping from the glass surface that now reflects a deep red view of the adjacent space, sounds of cracking and the cackling of whispering voices emanating from the tall, dark haired form** And hath ye considered: apple pen? Or pineapple pen? *nn* Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. I reckon you haven’t heard that song in a while.
@TheTrueKingofDRAGONS1002 ай бұрын
0:59 good job
@teesteak2 ай бұрын
Hey apple! apple! Hey! Hey apple!
@chronosVR.27632 ай бұрын
flowey: you're supposed to obey me!! the seven grapes:
@Eyepokai2 ай бұрын
Lisa: “Do you have any fruit?” Homer:” I have purple, purple is a fruit!”
@Crackability2 ай бұрын
Cupuacu is my favorite grape knockoff
@parkervance36462 ай бұрын
Fun fact eggplants are infact fruits and on on top of that they’re berries.
@kabonell2 ай бұрын
my fursonas name is a word i spent 5+ years coming up with that originally started out as a username for elite dangerous
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
Who ask
@kabonell2 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix it was probobly your mother asking you to leave the basement
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
@@kabonell unfortunatly my computer is in kitchen and my room is on the seccond floor
@kabonell2 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix where your room is does not matter what matters is your life is so sad you went out of your way to reply with some petty remark on my comment instead of anything more productive
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
@@kabonell 1 my life is not sad mainly 2 im bored 3 this what you say about my life is only kind true my 4 months dog di3 recently and my other dog is sick AND i lost one friend because i dont play beam ng with he
@topazlynx22282 ай бұрын
Purple: I'm gonna steal their credit card information while they're distracted! And then Grape let him. The end.
@Nevermore232322 ай бұрын
... But Eggplant is a fruit... ... I'll just show myself out...
@kimberlylewistyner20702 ай бұрын
0:18 WHY
@to_ots97012 ай бұрын
I wonder if they taste like fruits
@crimsondragon26772 ай бұрын
PURPLE NO! We use the term “borrowing”.
@totallynotalaska2 ай бұрын
meanwhile me, naming everything after regions
@Vrkidthesecond2 ай бұрын
The last bit got me ima steal their credit cards😂😂😂😂
@Swordofswordom2 ай бұрын
We don't talk about Durian.
@coconut102402 ай бұрын
hey apple hey orange ptsd entensifies
@AsrielDreemurYT2 ай бұрын
limon seems to be the broken one
@Phayze_theprotogen2 ай бұрын
*saps your protogen*
@toastedmeal2 ай бұрын
Heres some other ones: Brennon Stime Lorange
@CaptArgo242 ай бұрын
They just broke the fabric of reality
@babblebrosreviewsandotherl51472 ай бұрын
Oh no purple is the new hacker
@elecmagpulse73852 ай бұрын
Deer: **arguing** Purple:
@banzonplayz11362 ай бұрын
...well at least its not during deer hunting season...
@whelen_vortex2 ай бұрын
Good luck stealing my credit card information cause its in a safe with 12 Inch thick walls and guarding the safe are twelve turrets
@KnightedSilverWolf2 ай бұрын
Watch out for that knife
@The_bi-grapes7772 ай бұрын
I think I’ll keep Toaster Strudel
@adrianatarnawski66272 ай бұрын
Lemon deffenitly ate a lemon
@alyxgraff91212 ай бұрын
I have no idea why you turned off comments on the VOD of your latest stream, so I'm leaving my message here, Purple. Just wanted to say thanks for the show today. It was a nice way to end my vacation & i hope you have a great week.
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
it got copyright struck, it should be on now?
@RawrDragon2 ай бұрын
Yup. I lol'd.
@Kinsanth_2 ай бұрын
I am kinsanth, no fruits here x3
@gamerixhun43472 ай бұрын
Almost 100K!!!
@HughEdwards-ul9tr2 ай бұрын
Guys, I caught my protdgen looking at USB pictures. What do I do?
@Boykisser_the_cat2 ай бұрын
Lol
@SwiftDably2 ай бұрын
Porple made me go haha
@Construct_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
Construct is good I think, it fits the lore of my character both with construction and the philosophical definition of "construct." It also fits the sci-fi protogen theme.
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
I going to steal your bios battery
@Construct_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix no, please no. I've been good. I didn't steal anything today.. yet
@Railroadracer492 ай бұрын
“Hi im Lemoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
@applepieisveryfunnyandcool2 ай бұрын
Ingore the fact my name is applepie
@nickmartinez8312 ай бұрын
Did you know lemon is a real color
@Randomcat702 ай бұрын
Yellow became an npc and flipped over due to collision issues. Also where is grapefruit.
@alyxgraff91212 ай бұрын
Why is Lemon glitching out? Also Aubergines are technically a type of fruit.
@alyxgraff91212 ай бұрын
Man wait till KiwiFox, Pineapple Fox & Majira (who is a Strawberry Fox) hear about these deer.
@FEELZ_SHARD2 ай бұрын
Aubergine!???? Aubergine man!????? DAVE MILLER FROM DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY’S!?!?!?
@user-uu6jc3zl6m2 ай бұрын
Hi, I'm red protogen red ;)
@KrebsonMACROwave2 ай бұрын
Never know where my name originated..
@minerofsorts2 ай бұрын
Hi
@AshcookiesVA2 ай бұрын
Whadda bout a dragon fruit, that could work 🤷
@flhoods92012 ай бұрын
oh my god bro.
@curtisrodgers53262 ай бұрын
que: Blueberrys are fucking purple
@school_projects2 ай бұрын
Lol, this is amazing
@Sibuna192 ай бұрын
So... Am I the only one concerned about Lemon/Banana?
@SpaceAnaster2 ай бұрын
This video is pretty… *fruity* I’ll take my one billion dollars now
@HXSKlmfao2 ай бұрын
kumquat 💀
@JJ409-tj9gx2 ай бұрын
I'm a blueberry
@1guess1mafurry2 ай бұрын
What about toast
@Dr.delirium_2 ай бұрын
I like lemon
@aaronammann42362 ай бұрын
Protogen Purple: "I'm going to steal their credit card Information." Me: Purple NO!!!!
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
Gun
@Massiveexplosion2 ай бұрын
Mushroom
@Dawson_12342 ай бұрын
more colored emotes
@Lime_Sherbert2 ай бұрын
damn you almost got me
@Lime_Sherbert2 ай бұрын
NVM
@mangofoxy2 ай бұрын
Furries named after fruits are SOO annoying
@user-kp9dr5cn3r2 ай бұрын
The anti-furry has arrived *starts obliterating this channel*
@gnarpr2 ай бұрын
Green grasss
@NotAKisser9072 ай бұрын
Please, just tune it down, my parents are gonna hear-
@Time-consuming-24336-plus_DX2 ай бұрын
LOL!
@IA_7772 ай бұрын
So anyone could know: Blue Raspberry isn't a real fruit
@youngmoney21222 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jordanerving37832 ай бұрын
I don’t know what to say😅
@lemons48692 ай бұрын
Damn it. Why me
@FEELZ_SHARD2 ай бұрын
0:58 that sounds like something 🅱️urple would say. Is 🅱️urple controlling Purple now?
@Kit_The_Kitsune.2 ай бұрын
What about bread fruit?
@JaredHCR22 ай бұрын
Im White Apple
@custarddragon93492 ай бұрын
Can i join the group at custard? custard is a creamy yellow colour so ill fit in
@diamonaurora2 ай бұрын
Eggplant is a fruit. Fruits have seeds in them. Americans smh
@Wrynn1422 ай бұрын
this is one of the fruitiest videos ive ever seen
@enderslime20902 ай бұрын
Can I be in the group
@Blueberry-r2i2 ай бұрын
Umm
@user-ww8po7eo2c2 ай бұрын
Hehehehehehehe
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
Dont be a furry Be like polish fiat 126p drivers
@vicenteelvicho30722 ай бұрын
Los arandamos son morados no existen frutas azules
@Clementinewoofwoof2 ай бұрын
Bro your so mean-
@StarFox5142 ай бұрын
Da Burple is coming for your Credit Card Information. Prepare thyself!