Furries Should NOT Trust Kobolds

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Күн бұрын

lol
I love kobolds and will find any excuse to talk about them, whether that's in terms of furries or dungeons and dragons / dnd
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@TerraWolf_Teratio 3 ай бұрын

when the armour doesn’t help you:

@MeloditeCat 3 ай бұрын

Always remember: Armour doesn’t protect you… if you’re not wearing it

@Volcano22207 3 ай бұрын

A nat 20

@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw 3 ай бұрын

Just get better armour man, or become a fleshy demon creature or something

@Volcano22207 3 ай бұрын

@@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw na just get adumantum plate , it makes you immune to crits

@BaconthefirstMrbutchman 3 ай бұрын

You can hack protogen it's a fact

@keeganplayz1875 3 ай бұрын

the "yips" are adorable but kobold will most definitely scavenge and destroy anything for value

@local.Kobold.dealer 3 ай бұрын

damn it I want to have a Pet kobolds!!!

@cordingdesert9566 3 ай бұрын

As a member of a Kobold dnd party, i agree.

@POTUSPostsFunny 3 ай бұрын

Rip purple, they needed parts.

@alyxgraff9121 2 ай бұрын

Yep

@justarandomfellow4105 3 ай бұрын

(SCREAMS IN KIDNAPPED SNAKE SYNTH) HEEEEEELLLLLLLP!!!!!!!

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

They’re calling for help, there must be more! We getting all the shinies soon!

@Mikey12lke Ай бұрын

Hello snake synth it’s me mike can you take care of me my channel please but my poor channel was terminated I i’m a poor monster with my channel ruined ):

@StarFox514 3 ай бұрын

Just Kobolds being Kobolds.

@Citadel_Ztation_AI_666 3 ай бұрын

i love the slightly out of frame bottom text lmao

@captainryusugi1128 3 ай бұрын

Kobolds willingly serve me, though I do sometimes have to keep them in line. It is a perk of being a dragon.

@benjaminluna64 3 ай бұрын

"Totally worth it" is something I'd probably have on my tombstone, too

@Wolf_S._Helms 3 ай бұрын

They'd worship him though....... (probably)

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

He’s not a dragon? He’s part robot? Quickly! Grab the servos and run!

@NicoTheProtogen 3 ай бұрын

My first fursona was a kobold…

@Chill_chileno25 3 ай бұрын

Well, I recently did see a bunch of Kobolds and they sold me a motherboard soooo....

@danielmilanidacruz5558 3 ай бұрын

Put it in a computer and see if purple pops in the screen

@Chill_chileno25 3 ай бұрын

@@danielmilanidacruz5558 I've seen that but I also seen too many furry memes and some where the sun don't shine

@danielmilanidacruz5558 3 ай бұрын

@@Chill_chileno25 lol if you think you now have his brain so that means you have a way to know when will he post again

@ghOstWcOat 3 ай бұрын

Parts AND a meal? What a steal of a deal

@aaronammann4236 3 ай бұрын

HOLD ON PURPLE I GOT YOU!!!! *Casts Fireball at 8th level* AAAAAAAAH!!!!

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

a 3rd lv fireball (base lv) is able to instakill kobolds almost all of the time because it does at the very least 8 damage (if you roll all 1s) and a kobold will have to pass a dex check to not die, and even then they would take 4 damage putting them at 1hp

@aaronammann4236 3 ай бұрын

Hence the scream since I fumbled.

@einkar4219 3 ай бұрын

okay this is the most kobold thing I saw recently

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

As a kobold main, can confirm

@elecmagpulse7385 3 ай бұрын

This feels like further proof that Grape is a robot.

@kippaaviayas6320 3 ай бұрын

I hear yips in my sleep. Help, they wont stop following me!

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

Yipyipyipyipyipyipyip

@kippaaviayas6320 3 ай бұрын

@aidan4472 I told you, I may be a dragon but I don't need kobolds! Leave me alone!

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

Yipyipyipyipyipyipyip

@eisenfell2818 3 ай бұрын

Idea , Kobold Armorer Artificer wears Purple as Battle Armor~

@Deadly_. 3 ай бұрын

We lost a great toaster today lads

@ParasitoBitumine-ov6bt 3 ай бұрын

I finally have become a furry and I am very glad to have you and the other people I’m subscribed to here for this incredible fandom.

@Chip10591 3 ай бұрын

Shouldn't have been so harvestable smh.

@CaptArgo24 3 ай бұрын

time to order a new purple i guess

@The_sleepy_Abrams 3 ай бұрын

You have been harvested

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

yippeeeeeeeeeee

@rozanslash 3 ай бұрын

I now know purples manufacture date. Excellent

@matyklecka3302 3 ай бұрын

Can we get an F for purple in chat?

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

na can we get some L's in chat

@Bits-The-Toster-Gamer 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 L

@GayMothWhoIsUgly 3 ай бұрын

Smash.

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

im incredibly afraid to ask who you're talking about

@greekyogurt9997 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1they are playing a barbarian, all they think about is drink, rage, and smash

@GayMothWhoIsUgly 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 I speak of you, grape, and male kobolds.

@jacknightfury_6132 3 ай бұрын

@@GayMothWhoIsUgly Just a quick heads up. You won't smash the kobolds, because they smash you

@potionmaster100 3 ай бұрын

the visor tastes pretty delicious actually

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

correct

@ravethehero 3 ай бұрын

Yeah. That is exactly what would happen. I still find Kobolds cute though.

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

yee

@d0rryx274 3 ай бұрын

Kobolds are best creatures!!

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

yeeee.... uhhh well protogens are pretty cool too

@d0rryx274 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 ur pretty cool too!

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1as a Kobl, can confirm this protogen is indeed Pretty cool

@hoarsebard 3 ай бұрын

They're jus' lil' guys! You can trust lil' guys! And it's their birthday! You wouldn't hurt lil' guys on their birthday!

@chaozgaming8565 3 ай бұрын

Ohhhh... So that's why it's called "Bottom" text.

@alyxgraff9121 3 ай бұрын

Since comments are disabled on tonight's Livestream VOD, I just wanted to say thanks for the stream & have a great night Purple.

@sneed2600 3 ай бұрын

I trust kobolds. All the ones I know are owned by my dragon friend and kept SECURELY in his cave

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

"i trust them as long as they are under constant supervision in a cave"

@sneed2600 3 ай бұрын

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 Well, yeah. it's not like he lets them get away with much

@Red_F0x261 3 ай бұрын

I once rp with someone that had a kobold fursona and I learned not to trust them there

@SSS_Rank_Recapper 3 ай бұрын

I can't believe purple is dead he got harvested

@crimson3274 3 ай бұрын

The feeling when you have a kobold-protogen couple... I now know what she sees in him. The shiny

@Barafu 3 ай бұрын

...wait does that mean... OwO .... Purple, you naughty protogen!

@kitty-danger 3 ай бұрын

I love your content

@kimberlylewistyner2070 3 ай бұрын

0:19 Press f to pay respects to purple 🫡

@MeloditeCat 3 ай бұрын

@kimberlylewistyner2070 2 ай бұрын

@@MeloditeCat f

@BlazingKhioneus 3 ай бұрын

I see this as an absolute win.

@neep_the_robo_kobo 3 ай бұрын

I don't know how to feel about this, im a synth and a kobold

@KyrorazAnsar 3 ай бұрын

You have amused my kobold OC and horrified my Synth OC simultaneously. Well played.

@05Matz 3 ай бұрын

RIP. Kobolds are very dangerous for those made (in whole or part) of shinies.

@charlesbarker46 3 ай бұрын

As a kobold I feel offended that you say people can't trust us

@TeaMilk1 3 ай бұрын

Kobold smoothie

@RoxyFox090 3 ай бұрын

Me in cult if thr lamb needing food

@DasHeino2010 3 ай бұрын

Cherish the kobold?

@Davtwan 3 ай бұрын

Nor should androids.

@Ezoc 3 ай бұрын

And my kobold probably would use the scrap as cookingwear

@TheFluffyWendigo 3 ай бұрын

You shouldn't trust Wendigos either despite the fluffy fur and desire for belly rubs

@solsoldier3029 3 ай бұрын

Kobolds

@to_ots9701 3 ай бұрын

Metal is delicious!!

@genericpurpleprotogen1 3 ай бұрын

if kobolds can eat coins they can eat a protogens metal plating (probably)

@legofanguyvid 3 ай бұрын

Yip!

@yourlocalscalie0614 3 ай бұрын

You already know what I'm about to say Smash

@Drac0zilla9 3 ай бұрын

How on earth can you not trust them? As a D&D player myself the food they made is actually pretty good, though causing my lizardfolk character to break character and C O N S U M E every last bit of food, all the while making chainsaw noises.

@Unreal_Art1st 3 ай бұрын

My first fursona was basically a fuzzy kobold

@Pokefan195 3 ай бұрын

@pichalore5106 3 ай бұрын

"Totally worth It" I Will never forget you for that😂

@KrokstheCrocodile 3 ай бұрын

Sound about right

@Totally_not_a_lizard_person 3 ай бұрын

In my perfectly unbiased opinion, it is your fault for being made of shiny.

@KatrinaMommagen 3 ай бұрын

Adorable

@KrebsonMACROwave 3 ай бұрын

you mean why protogens should not trust kobolds?

@Aubrin 3 ай бұрын

This is pure slander! We are very trustable! Hand us shinies and we'll show you!

@goldtoothslair3052 3 ай бұрын

As a long time D&D kobold player and furry. Yeah this is something we would do😂

@novathefox7299 3 ай бұрын

@KevinTheFluffyWolfy 3 ай бұрын

OH GOD, PURPLE NO!

@firtee_adorabold Ай бұрын

As a purple kobold, this is completely accurate

@bread8733 3 ай бұрын

But there cute lil yippers

@gamersnook7411 3 ай бұрын

Damn. He’s dead

@emperorpalpatine7557 3 ай бұрын

A comically large space laser could do the trick

@radustana 3 ай бұрын

Or a carrier strike group

@The-Fakewoken-Guide 3 ай бұрын

on another note, why is purple in ruben sims video?

@Railroadracer49 3 ай бұрын

RIP purple

@frostytheiceberg1127 3 ай бұрын

We love the lizard bois goober activities!

@JustOrdinaryPao 3 ай бұрын

Eh my kobald is pretty chill, other than the time he almost softlocked us

@ThermotheProtogen 3 ай бұрын

How didn't they get shocked. I mean toaster + organic material= steak

@Ravensgale 3 ай бұрын

As someone who's played my fair share of kobolds, and even has a heroic level kobold in a friend's long time D&D world. Yeah, NO ONE should trust a kobold. 😂 The allure of 'shiny' is strong.

@Azeas1993 3 ай бұрын

Rest in pepperoni.

@SD_arSamst 3 ай бұрын

@DeepDarkRyker Ай бұрын

being called a furry makes me happy so i am one now. I'M IN THE PROTOGEN COMUNITY NOW!!!

@FluffyShadowSky 3 ай бұрын

Since when is a proot a horndog

@Skullhawk13 3 ай бұрын

Well maybe not Protogens and other cyborgs

@patatero_i3 3 ай бұрын

*Saving this comment for nothing*

@doxplaysgames572 3 ай бұрын

I Play a fluffy kobold in DND

@aaronthepianoman8297 3 ай бұрын

i wanna be friends with this toaster

@aeviarth-the-dragoness 3 ай бұрын

But me like kobolds... :'(

@WyattHardison 3 ай бұрын

Is spring-trap technically a furry

@abimbimo8509 3 ай бұрын

That is a very interesting question, but yeah, because it's considered an anthrophic animal

@MrSoprry 3 ай бұрын

SMAAAAAASH

@onyxthevampirewolf9164 3 ай бұрын

OwO kobolds you mean hired help for pissing off anti furry

@sirandblue572 3 ай бұрын

fellow protos we are going to war

@raohkenator6431 3 ай бұрын

Yoooo pur0le is as old as me

@Kinaro666 Ай бұрын

Now we can build a robo dragon and kill of the gnomes! MWhahahaha!

@sarahts21 3 ай бұрын

*minigun noises* And this is why the domestic models suck. No offensive weaponry for dealing with Kobold infestations.

@bladderA_cria 3 ай бұрын

Anader ting never trust a sikret or trust the in doing sameting

@richardmineall5428 3 ай бұрын

YIP!

@aidan4472 3 ай бұрын

Yip!

@the4kcar664 3 ай бұрын

yeet

@gusgaming8135 3 ай бұрын

Hello Hi. Isnt it nice to be a human?

@SCPMal0.0.1 3 ай бұрын

Bro stop to ..... WHAT THE FUC-

@DDelp-tg2im 3 ай бұрын

Ohhh cute fuuuuuuuuu

@sumrandomfurry 3 ай бұрын

toaster

@danield1303 3 ай бұрын

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