“Your mission is to collect honey, ordinary honey!” “That doesn’t sound so dangerous” “This is no ordinary honey!!”
@jarnodatema Жыл бұрын
Always gets me
@colinprim7174 Жыл бұрын
"This ship can go 99% the speed of light. Why are you flying 35 mph?" "Because we're in a hurry!"
@cvalkan1 Жыл бұрын
They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
@CorridorOfChameleons94 Жыл бұрын
Ehh whaaa?
@timv11095 ай бұрын
Cleary not mad enough, maybe a bit of werewolf and Satan thrown in and that's going too far
@asdfghjkl-jk6mu3 ай бұрын
Myy whaa?
@Isaic023 ай бұрын
@@timv1109How about WereCar and Robot Devil?
@whiskeywolfgang Жыл бұрын
"why does my foot hurt" got me
@samalvey8168 Жыл бұрын
"MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF, YOU GOAT!"
@typacsk Жыл бұрын
*My leg feels funny*
@skengo9817 Жыл бұрын
"What? No one calls me that!" Has to be my favorite line in the show
@valeria-militiamessalina56727 ай бұрын
Really, hmm.
@TurboMMaster Жыл бұрын
I'm 33 and Farnsworth is already relatable.
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
I’m 53 and my eyeglass lenses are almost as thick🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CrookiNari Жыл бұрын
@@leociresi4292 53 years old?!! Oooh, now you'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn!
@leostarr4293 Жыл бұрын
I'm also 33 and this comment upset me because it's true...
@thomasdoyle6812 Жыл бұрын
"Be very quiet we're in the ear" "Ok professor" "WHAT?"
@YourFriendlyNeighbour Жыл бұрын
Best line!
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
Fry:”What about ‘what’?”
@thomasdoyle6812 Жыл бұрын
@@leociresi4292 That's the line from the scene
@Mrbuttboi Жыл бұрын
Leela: “PROFESSOR!!! DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?!” Professor: “NOOOOOOOO!!! *shoots Bender*”
@samalvey8168 Жыл бұрын
"There he is again!" *shoots Bender again*
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
It’s even funnier since he’s using an ordinary 12 gauge pump action shot gun instead of using one of his many laser/energy guns he has. He’s using an antique to try to kill Santa/Bender, that’s just glorious.
@elijahlivingston9477 Жыл бұрын
3:47 “Professor? Where were you at 10pm last night?!” “Where am I now?”
@john_blues Жыл бұрын
"Did everything just jump around, or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?" 🧠
@KJ-of6lf Жыл бұрын
Still think the 4th "series finale" is darn near perfect.
@AngryAnimeFan2 Жыл бұрын
The crazy mad senile scientist, that is Fansworth, never get old Even if it’s common. It just works
@valeria-militiamessalina56727 ай бұрын
That's why it's a trope.
@TomEyre Жыл бұрын
My favourite running joke of the series. Always gold.
@mitchoo2211 Жыл бұрын
Don't you remember what I told you? NOOOO!!
@ajbrown7807 Жыл бұрын
There he is again!!
@mitchoo2211 Жыл бұрын
@@ajbrown7807 🤣
@edmundgonzalez8731 Жыл бұрын
The Wife pulls this on me this all the time and I say "if I remembered, why the hell would I be asking!"
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
Him using a 12 gauge pump action shot gun is hilarious, since she’s using an antique to try to kill Santa/Bender instead of one of his laser/energy guns. I guess it’s better then him using one of his doomsday devices.
@RonaldRaiden Жыл бұрын
My favorite matt groening character. And zoidberg always busts in with the most random stuff 😂
@terdragontra8900 Жыл бұрын
"where were you at 10:30 last night?" "where am i now?"
@music-channel69 Жыл бұрын
Love your timestamp that's longer then the video XD
@Darkstar263 Жыл бұрын
I love those last 2 moments when he shoots Bender
@jeremytung1632 Жыл бұрын
I’m just glad I didn’t live to see this day.
@adamschapiro1549 Жыл бұрын
Noooooo!
@sophiegrey9576 Жыл бұрын
Uh, wait a second... 👈 ... 🫀 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@KaySquay Жыл бұрын
I was expecting a 2 parter for the top 2, but not the 2 parter I expected. Bravo on this one I thought it was going to be the "I'm already in my pajamas" clips but the Santa one is way better
@joeyosoko242311 ай бұрын
this gave me the epiphany that he may just straight up be the funniest character on the show
@samalvey8168 Жыл бұрын
"There he is again!" (BANG!!!) How'd he even get that shotgun into the courtroom?
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
He just said it was a cane and they believed him. I just find it funny that he’s using an antique to try to kill him.
@PhoenixFlamez07 Жыл бұрын
Good news everyone. The professor had some of the best lines
@mbanana23456 Жыл бұрын
4:25 is how I feel when I fail a test.
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
Bender or the Professor? I’m the Professor.
@onepoundofcheese835611 ай бұрын
My favorite character
@Thegoldenaerobar2 Жыл бұрын
"Hey wrinkles, you got big glasses, I'm gonna call you professor" *WHAT, NOBODY CALLS ME PROFESSOR!*
@bsgambati15 ай бұрын
Leela: Where were you at 10 PM last night? Professor: Where am I now?
@Eph_Wilson8 ай бұрын
Fry dropping "Orange Joe" without hesitation kills me every time 😆
@user-pb2mn9ly3k11 ай бұрын
😂This video is a match for my search! i was searching for proffessor futurama being old funny moment😂❤❤❤ We need more old people like futurama proffessor😂❤
@no-replies28 күн бұрын
There he is again!
@glennswart14879 ай бұрын
Hysterical!
@tundraffa2597 Жыл бұрын
There he is again!!
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
Ow
@Jay3ro11 ай бұрын
*skis downhill into a cafe asleep* *wakes up with a medal around his neck* “Wha?”
@valeria-militiamessalina56727 ай бұрын
4:03 Mom: "Move your freaking hoof, you goat!!!" 😂
@VoodooVDO5 ай бұрын
Here, I brought you these
@VoodooVDO5 ай бұрын
Here, I brought you these
@VoodooVDO5 ай бұрын
Here, I brought you these
@VoodooVDO5 ай бұрын
Here, I brought you these
@VoodooVDO5 ай бұрын
Here, I brought you these
@Constantine_Cvl8 Жыл бұрын
I never realized how thick his glasses are
@Jokin_Jake Жыл бұрын
#2 and #1 are the best.
@reneco986 Жыл бұрын
GOAT
@CamoDrako Жыл бұрын
What's missing is the "Protestors?!" "Correct Leela, six thousand hulls"
@oscarmarek7746 Жыл бұрын
Those fools! If only they built it with 6001 hulls! When will they learn
@0di3969 ай бұрын
My favorite thing he ever said is “listen here you pompous frauds, if I’m going down I’m taking you all with me!”
@joshuaquinn42015 ай бұрын
Then proceeds to start dishing out the dirt he has on his colleagues
@pricerowland Жыл бұрын
*Hwuah?*
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
“And, here is my drawer, where I keep various lengths of wire!”
@Dragon66898 Жыл бұрын
4:16 are we sure he just wasn’t trying to kill Bender here?
@JUDGERAMBO Жыл бұрын
Where am I now?
@harryhawke1 Жыл бұрын
0:00 "Good news everyone"
@kewldude23xx Жыл бұрын
Best Randy moments next please
@tapejockey4004 Жыл бұрын
Correct! 6000 hulls
@eaphantom92149 ай бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂 Hes even funnier than Homer Simpson!
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej4 ай бұрын
I just watch to avoid all the marauding rapists who invade my head, spirit and being everyday 🙂 (it’s inappropriate behaviour).
@loggernamy19 күн бұрын
“atomic supermen” should’ve been on here
@chrishern8645Ай бұрын
Professor: Unfortunately it only translates into a dead language. Hubert: Hello. Translater: Bonjuor. Professor: Crazy gibberish!
@Ddanielgonzalez11 ай бұрын
2:25 got me
@TheStempkik Жыл бұрын
Most folks just call me...orange joe
@DaveWraptastic Жыл бұрын
Or should i say, coach hairpiece?!
@JamesStorey095 ай бұрын
FOCUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS
@UtenSwitch Жыл бұрын
Farnsworth and Mr. Burns might have the same or simular age
@sophiegrey9576 Жыл бұрын
i think it's safe to call farnsworth the dumbest smartest man around
@lscf Жыл бұрын
He's just like me
@kylelovell513918 күн бұрын
The real question here is how did he get a shotgun into a courtroom without anyone noticing....
@yokaiwatcher850011 ай бұрын
You sound like a broken MP3 has aged like a fine wine, because it’s outdated for the future
@turn315 күн бұрын
I thought this was another interview with the President
@joaocolaco1498 Жыл бұрын
"Whaaaa?"
@Decentguy1332 Жыл бұрын
2:39 "most folks just calls me Orange Joe" its kinda like Fry has response in sarcastic manner on rude ignorance, a bit too smart for him
@JahLangz Жыл бұрын
No one calls me that 😂
@MinimalistTheatre3334 күн бұрын
I think Billy West should read quotes from Joe Biden in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
@garba88 Жыл бұрын
"even that nasty robot, whatshisname"
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
“Why does my foot hurt?”
@denisehightower46353 ай бұрын
How do he shoot bender in court in front of everybody😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dedgzus680810 ай бұрын
The parallels between Farnsworth and Biden are undeniable.
@mateusgabriel43358 ай бұрын
"plus, who are you anyway"
@freedeoxide11 ай бұрын
When profesor cant explain afterburner
@stephaniepage433411 ай бұрын
Is it possible that professor hubert distant direct descendants from Philip?or hubert may have come from philip brother?