Galactic Turncoats & Best Objects with a Handle - Episode 286

Galactic Turncoats & Best Objects with a Handle - Episode 286 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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Ай бұрын

On this hilarious episode, we weigh the merits of alien abductions, argue over food etiquette, answer life's pressing questions and wrap things up with a draft that honors the best objects with a handle.Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
04:38 - Would You Rather?
28:36 - That’s A Great Question
46:30 -Best Things with a Handle
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@Jerm408502 Ай бұрын

Mike is 100% right about waiting to eat. Why would I ask someone else if I can have their permission to eat my food. Ridiculous. So it's better for both of us to be unhappy? If you want to eat at the exact same time then tell the waiter to bring the dishes out at the same time. Don't expect me to wait until my dish is cold or ask permission, it's the restaurants fault, not mine.

@atticustibbs2415 Ай бұрын

Tell me you’re 18 without telling me

@catchmybreak Ай бұрын

I also agree 100% and am 31 lol idk anyone else who waits either I'm not superior to anyone else so why should I expect someone to eat their food on my terms

@patrickkilduff5272 9 күн бұрын

...and this is why you don't get asked out to dinner

@michaelanderson8953 Ай бұрын

Jason’s face during the suitcase moving was amazing. 😂

@gabrielcoggins2204 Ай бұрын

Best part of my Monday!

@lrfixit 28 күн бұрын

Great show! Laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

@JS-rc4fg Ай бұрын

@ 20:35 did mike say " i error on the side of an over abundance of commas"? instead of "err" on the side

@kscar363 Ай бұрын

Black shirt gang! Also surprised Jason didn't draft himself and his glorious love handles.

@jordantremblay9396 Ай бұрын

Didn’t know how much I needed this until last week. Thanks guys

@buddhadickson4309 Ай бұрын

Good morning gang!

@sabel1039 Ай бұрын

Watching the show is the only way to go

@notanexpert522 Ай бұрын

Fumbled the orca problem. Orcas have never attacked a human in open water. Question is super easy and it isn't the cockroaches.

@BlackDoveWar Ай бұрын

mike is correct when it comes to the waiting of food

@carsonreed9408 Ай бұрын

Owl in the thumbnail 😍

@jeremysnelson8177 Ай бұрын

Wait did Andy order at burger at a Mexican restaurant? 🤔😧

@Stardawg21 Ай бұрын

Unless you're in Sea World, take the Orca

@moogie7494 Ай бұрын

The 1.01 was just doors. That covers so many options.

@tylermartin9697 Ай бұрын

The real answer for the thing Jason would beat everyone at is easy guys... metals

@bktenn29 Ай бұрын

1. Mini gun 2. Chainsaw 3. Motorcycle 4. Handlebar mustache

@namesandmanes Ай бұрын

I was totally waiting for someone to draft mustache!

@ryancole7376 Ай бұрын

That’s a great combo of picks lol

@giraffesauce4561 Ай бұрын

10:38 “If there is a world in the future where I am on a ship and I have to abduct ANOTHER alien…” This suggests that Jason has either abducted aliens before, or he is an alien!

@dakotatheplumber1287 Ай бұрын

I assumed Mike would have chosen a coffee mug for something with a handle since he picked it up while in the draft.

@TyPing3009 Ай бұрын

Door being undrafted is a terrible oversight

@quesothekid9725 Ай бұрын

Mikes confidence in completely wrong info is insane.

@catchmybreak Ай бұрын

You can tell he doesn't like to admit when he's wrong lol

@michaelfilley5138 13 күн бұрын

Freshen up on your documentaries and you'll quickly realize Aliens are the 1000% way to go

@robertrecotta6971 Ай бұрын

FYI fellas. There has never been an incident of wild orcas attacking human beings. You'd be terrified, but safe.

@xclusive1987 Ай бұрын

Can’t believe Mike literally chose the specific thing that I picked to face 100 random people in. If you’re ever in the Philly area and want to settle who the best is, let me know.

@ryanbozzo1161 Ай бұрын

Toilet and smoker/grill were missed in the draft

@michaeldymzarov5078 Ай бұрын

I had a friend that took kids out of their beds at night, with their parent's permission, to take them to military camp/school or rehab. It's real.

@Plan__B Ай бұрын

Jason should've drafted metal 😁

@tresnalder2149 Ай бұрын

Did Jason just draft a Prius at 1.01?! 😮

@thomasknauff6939 Ай бұрын

Thought Jason might take the handicapped stall in the draft.

@domasks8851 Ай бұрын

You cant HANDLE the truth!

@robiapicca5967 Ай бұрын

Jason's 101 not being the fridge was depressing...

@justinstatzer7924 Ай бұрын

Twitter Handles in a box with wheels?

@J.bananas Ай бұрын

Please do that draft of societal norms that nake no sense

@quesothekid9725 Ай бұрын

Orcas have never killed humans in the wild. Thought this was common knowledge. Edit: added "humans"

@a_wretch_like_me9665 Ай бұрын

Yeah there's never been a recorded human death by orca in the wild. Not saying it's never happened, but it's never been proven in the wild.

@Plan__B Ай бұрын

Killed or killed humans?... swish

@quesothekid9725 Ай бұрын

@@Plan__B humans. Lol good catch...

@kacenmartin8821 Ай бұрын

What? They literally play volleyball with seals...

@jabrooks1989 Ай бұрын

Then why are they called “killer whales” lol

@KevinSkocypec Ай бұрын

@kacenmartin8821 Ай бұрын

Glad I'm a bratwurst.. nice. Lmao

@ethanmcclelland4872 Ай бұрын

That scat was amazing.

@larrymontoya929 Ай бұрын

Hey I need some help from the spitballers or hopefully the ducers see this, I’m trying to rewatch an old funny episode but I cannot find it. I’m looking for the one where they play 2 truths and a lie and they talk about the CEO of food for the poor, Robin Mahfood😂 Any help?

@bingley_music Ай бұрын

Robin Mafood was a legendary episode lol. I feel like that one was in the 100s

@robiapicca5967 Ай бұрын

It's impolite to start eating your food before the whole table's meals come out (unless it's gonna take several minutes and they're like "don't wait" or something, or if you ask if they mind)... if somebody's running late to that meal, you don't sit down, order, and eat your meal before they show up? You typically wait for them to show up and then order (drinks aside)

@catchmybreak Ай бұрын

Bad comparison lol

@dakotatheplumber1287 Ай бұрын

Wonder if Mike has ever wondered what fish would smell like if women didn't swim...

@quesothekid9725 Ай бұрын

Mike being unable to understand basic human politeness is insane