At subway we’re literally trained to repeat everything back to the customer. Literally my least favorite part of the job lmao

Arin's subway hatred story is what makes me such a damn good Subway worker

"I'm just serving icecream then *WHOOPS* theres vagina" This is my new favorite quote

(You're Welcome) 0:05 - Japanese Restaurants 2:12 - Subway 5:10 - Young Dong 6:59 - Sonic (game and restaurant) 7:36 - Famous Dave's 9:37 - Applebee's 12:22 - Union Plaza Diner 13:23 - Sloan's 15:19 - Whataburger 16:58 - Waffle House 18:50 - Burger King 20:48 - Olive Garden 20:57 - Denny's 21:30 - Bennigans 25:13 - Wendy's/White Castle (Dan wasn't sure) 26:34 - Some pizza place (No name given, but indian accent used) 28:05 - Restaurant in Japan (Again, no name) 31:54 - KFC 34:11 - Kabob Restaurant (No Name) 35:36 - The Griddle 37:31 - Burger Express 38:36 - (No Specific Place, Just Talking About Pizza) 39:43 - Cracker Barrel 40:00 - Home Country Buffet 40:27 - McDonald's 41:35 - Islands 42:09 - IHOP 43:08 - Chili's (BTW these guys have killer texas cheese fries) 43:38 - Red Robin's/Umami Burger/Slater's 44:17 - Chipotle 45:01 - Samurai 46:05 - Sonic (Again)/Wienerschnitzel 47:04 - McDonald's and Wendy's (Again) (Also Shake Shack) 47:47 - Godiva 49:00 - KFC (Again) and Wendy's (Again) 50:07 - Taco Bell 53:14 - Little Tokyo (Featuring a JonTron mention)

arin : im not huge on green tea dan: "... *WHA-* ''

Ross: "Oh no! Gonna get divorced!" oh no...

Arin: "We went to applebees and we were both looking at each other like..." Game: "how do we get outta here?" 10:56

As someone who worked at subway, we are trained to put less veggies than others because some are stronger than others. Also we ask the same question so many times because we are worried about everyone in line and want to make sure the sandwich is made right. It's not to be an inconvenience to the customer or anyone else. Also if you ever come in and there's someone on a laptop sitting in the lobby who looks very professional we're probably getting out shit fucked up by a higher up so we're stressed. Please be kind to your local subway workers

Dan says Chum bucket and the video immediately jumps to SpongeBob. There's no way that was an accident.

Applebee's story: Arin: yeah, we were eating. Then Suzie and i just looked at each other like- Knuckles: how do we get out of here? I hope im not the only one who died at that timing

Dan is like a half made human being, like he was born 8 months early. -Disfuntioning sweat glands -Problematic digestive system -Freaky thumbs

In case anyone is curious, Famous Dave's is a barbeque place that gives you a ridiculous amount of food. Like, they litterally serve it on a garbage can lid. Like a garbage can filled with barbequed food and corn bread thats supposed to be for only 2 people. I went there with my dad on Easter once. It was alright.

dan's "i'm sorry we don't serve dessert here" story reminds me of every time i go to the grocery store for a particular snack and they don't have it i imagine what it'd be like to lie down on the floor and just start crying

Speaking of tacky Japanese restaurant names, there is a Japanese restaurant in my town named "Japanese Food".

the first time i went to a Chinese restaurant, i was going to get ice cream, and i dropped my spoon. As soon as it hit the floor, some random ass lady (who i can only assume worked there), started screaming at me in Japanese. I started bawling (i was 8), and the lady tried to slap me. So that was pretty wild

I'll never get tired of Arin's Subway story. I live right next to one and it hits way too close to home.

Arin: I’m not huge on green tea Danny as soon as he dies: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

@ 41:30 Dan: “Yeah. I would get, like, a chum bucket.” Arin: *chuckles* “ ‘Chum bucket’?” Dan: “Yeah, you never heard that term?” GrumpClips: “Sure have!” *immediate cut to Spongebob footage*

"I Fart, I Don't Fart, I Shart" -a tragedy in three acts by Ross O'Donovan

Arin: "So we ate, like, $40 worth of Applebee's, and we're looking at each other like..." Knuckles: "How do we get out of here?"

MORE ONION PLEASE

Oof at Ross predicting his divorce

30:30 Ross: Oh no, I'm getting a divorce Me: **sweats intensifies**

31:38 me: *an employee at mcdonald's* arin: "sick mcdonalds burn" dan: "yeah well they burn themselves" me: *looks at the burns all over my arms and hands* ....

Ok, so, here's a compilation: Stories that we never got the ending to

"I don't like green tea" - Arin "stunned silence* ..... "... .. .. . WHA!?" - Dan

6:01 there’s a pho place in the ghetto part of my town called “Pho Real”

It always breaks my heart when I hear old clips Ross talking about how much he clearly loved and cared for Holly. I hope he knows he didn't deserve what she put him through.

young dong is my rapper name

Ross: Oh no, I'm gonna get a divorce Me: :(

Okay but the transition from the "Chum Bucket" story to them talking about "Islands" while playing Spongebob was absolutely genius.

16:27 " I shit too much " never in my life has someone said something more relatable

This actually helps me so much in my anorexia recovery -- it helps me view food as something normal and something that shouldn't be taken so seriously, and just in time for Christmas! Thank you for this compilation, it's WONDERFUL!! :)

I feel like Arin is a really hard person to serve at restaurants

5:25 I don't know about you guys, but if I'm gonna have some Young Dong, I need to have it with some Cream of Sum Yung Gai. It compliments it so well

2:10 I love that little “WHAT-“ that was probably responding to both him saying he doesn’t like green tea ice cream and him dying a cruel death

An hour long compilation?! Merry Christmas, indeed!

"I ain't talking about my 🅱️agina!" (33:35)

I love how Arin got angrier and angrier talking about Subway, he sure revived those moments.

I actually went to Subway and made Arin's "Bad Experience" sandwich, and it's my new favourite thing to get-

Listening people talk about food while im sitting here by myself watching them play video-games while at the same time being very hungry

Ooooh noooo. That divorce joke in the Stardew Valley story hit me right in the feels man.

“oh no I’m getting a divorce” - Ross ...foreshadowed.

I worked in food service and once we had a... rather pushy customer who ordered a sandwich that, when it was brought to her, did not have enough onions. She got up, walked straight to the kitchen and loudly asked, like at the top of her lungs, "Can I have more ONIONS, *please*?" And I had to try so fucking hard not to laugh while taking another customer's order because it sounded EXACTLY like Arin's Subway rant

Damn, these videos always make me feel better when I'm sad. Keep making these

I never thought I would enjoy listening to two idiots talking about food but some-fucking-how this is my favorite compilation. Dan and Arin have such a good dynamic

Whenever Dan talks about Jersey I’m always suspicious that that he lived in my exact area and or my exact house

Glad to see Holly had her priorities straight, nearly breaking down over a fish but willingly cheating on her husband

Hearing Ross joking about divorcing Holly makes me sad ): They were so good together.

2:09 bro that scream dan gave out when arin said he wasn’t a fan of green tea killed me😂

Danny lived the same area of New Jersey I grew up so when he talks about anyplace when he lived in New Jersey....but Famous Dave’s are here or miss you got to go in the summer

41:34 did anyone else appreciate the transition from Dan saying Chum Bucket to a Spongebob Game Grumps episode?

we have like 5 different waffle houses in my city, i've only ever eaten there when i was half drunk and leaving a party, and it was delicious every single time.

Arin: I'm not huge on green tea. Dan: WHAA.. that belongs in a perfectly cut screams compilation.

26:12 "I de-der-ve dat" was the most underrated line in this entire compilation that got a genuine cackle out of me

"I find southern people very delicious~" Me, a Southern gay man with an attraction to Danny: OoO

if the subway story isnt in here I will unsub lol edit: well that was quick

thank u for these very specific but always good comps! I love sleeping to them or having them as background :') merry Christmas to us and merry Christmas to you as well!

This is making me hungry for like every restaurant in existence.

The way he says “we both looked at eachother like” and sonic saying “how do we get out of here” is so perfect

"These poor people thought you were just being a jerk, but you had shit in your pants" is one a quote for the history books :'D

Arin's Subway story gets me EVERY single time...

Its because of Arin's subway rant that the second I got a job at a place similar, I asked customers to just write their order down and I'd watch the lettuce amounts on the ones i made 😂 thank you Arin for making a generation of sub shop employees better

That Subway story is the most real thing thing I’ve ever heard.

The thought of Dan, a grown adult person, going to Applebee's and eating chicken nuggets is just hilarious to me

"I killed a fish, were gonna get divorced." Us in the future: 👀

The sheer artisty in display with this comp when Dan brings up chum bucket and then you transition to them playing battle for bikini bottom is truly inspiring.

Grumps: say KFC is gross Also Grumps: do a KFC-sponsored video in 2019

Holy shit I just choked on my cereal when Dan said Union Plaza Diner. I’ve been there before and I know exactly what train he’s talking about. I think the train broke a few years ago since I never see it run anymore. Pancakes are good though

I live in Florida, and when I heard Arin mention Sloan's I nearly exploded out of my chair going "I'VE BEEN THERE! I LOVE SLOAN'S!"

Ever since the Subway story, I've noticed that they started putting just a single row of spinach leaves, so now I specifically ask them to " just destroy it with spinach" to get the amount that I want. I can't be upset because sometimes I meet a Grumps fan in the process.

I wonder how many times in Danny's life he's said the phrase, "Penchant for putting an extra lilt," because I feel like he words that "Crazy Bread" statement the same way every time. XD

Thanks for the 1 hour Christmas gift!

As a technically regionally Southern person, I also find Dan tasty.

40:37 - I like the Double Quarter Pounder (with cheese) a lot. So much meat, so much cheese - it makes me happy, especially when coupled with a large order of fries. :D

“Sweet tea so sweet you cough” A FAT MOOD. Kansas is the opposite. Tea so mediocre you want to die. Our McDonalds sprite hits different though.

im finding out they have really high standards about fast food

Only Game Grumps could render and hours worth of content talking about restaurants...

"Send your most unarmed delivery man!!"

Arin: "I LOOOOVE Waffle House" *1 minute later* Arin: "Burger King is the most disgusting thing on the planet" Dude...like what the fuck is wrong with Arin's taste buds?

You went to famous daves and didn't have the ribs?

"I'd get a chum bucket..." _switches to Spongebob_ Now that's how you do a transition

I love how, to include the Subway rant, you had to make the sacrifice of implying that Subway is a restaurant. *A soul for a soul*

35:28 *Dan:* That sounds disgusting *Arin:* Do you want it? *Dan:* Yeah I want it

Arin: I won't speak for Markiplier but he said Crackerbarrel is his favorite restaurant. Me: *flashbacks to the barrel*

"I was serving ice cream and whoops there's vagina" god I love these guys

44:33 - "I don't wanna sit through the rigmarole of like, 'It's extra.'" - Arin, it takes virtually no effort to respond, "That's fine." Gosh, everything is such an ordeal with you. XD

Ross: "Oh no! Gonna get divorced!" And look what happened...

Famous daves is rad

When I was in China I ate at a restaurant/jade boutique called Long Di (translates to Land of Dragons or something like that) and my friend and I couldn't stop laughing at it the whole time we were in the country.

Thanks for this. Needed something to listen to while cleaning the house!

These compilations are getting so wildly specific

I am very confused as to what Famous Dave's Danny went to cause here in Chicago that restaurant is the absolute bomb and everyone loves it.

I’ve watched about half of this so far and all I’ve learned is that besides Wendy’s Arin has terrible taste in food

I miss Kevin... he was adorable

I love these videos

Holly... Ross... No... Now I just feel bad...

Does Dan know Applebees is one of those chains that essentially just reheats food?

i am part southern and i am extremely pleased to hear that dan finds us delicious.

Dan’s description of Arin with that stack of pancakes is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.