"does she have a king?" "She does not." "could be me" camera swings around to suzy "what happened?"

''I could totally kill someone with this!'' ''Dude, you should!'' true friendship

Dan: “Enter!” *two people in normal clothes open the door* Dan: “oh, hey guys.”

9:57 Susie is just like “ I’m married to that guy” while Ross is just like” MMm ChIKEN”

I love how the guys from medieval times are used to working with young children, so they’re perfectly geared to handle Arin and Dan

Best thing about this is the instructor’s voice getting shakier and shakier as he tries not to laugh

"Yes, it appears that the green knight just got f*cking owned" is what I find truly iconic

The binary code at the end reads: "Congrats on Conan, Dan"

I love the instructor trying not to laugh his ass off during the first bit of training at Dannys "battle cries"

Instructor: “I don’t know, she’s a strong independent woman.” Dan: “So am I.”

I love how Arin is continuously being thirsty for the queen in front of his wife

Actually ended up working here after remembering about this video when doing some job hunting lmao I’ve run into the red knight (the guy who was training dan and arin) once or twice when the knights come out after the show to talk to guests or when we bump into one another on the way in or out of one of the stable entrances and for the most part, the cast and crew there are really chill. Also the court marshall shown (for those who don’t know who he is, he’s the older bearded guy in orange-ish/black attire who was next to the queen in her booth when Dan and arin were in the arena and the same one who announced their names for their knighting ceremonies) is a very sweet dude, as well as the other guys who frequently play the court marshalls. I’m glad you guys enjoyed your visit here though!

"Eat it, Dad!" "Who's hungry?!" "For justice!" 10/10 battle cries

queen: "It has come to my attention that you desire to become knights of my realm this day." Arin: *(pterodactyl screeching)* queen: "...I'll take that as excitement, yes."

4:50 i love how arin was told to be manly for the queen and it cuts straight to him pretending to have a lightsaber saying “look i’m the starwars kid”

WHY is nobody talking about the sword instructor? Such a funny guy I love him so much

"This is one of our most dangerous weapons." *Immediately hands it to Arin*

I love watching normal human beings react to Dan and Arin. Like they seem at a loss for what to do.

2:13 I love how they both puff out their chests Also they both stutter at saying hello

"I hear you'd like to be a knight in my realm this day?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Me: Same

the knights laughing at dans battle cries made me so happy

"step forward" "EAT IT DAD" "step forward" "FOR JUSTICE" "step forward" "my knees hurt" ROFLMAO

"Please stop, this is murder on my testicles" Ross: *eating* yes, yes, good, good

4:07 I love how hard the knight is trying to keep in his laughter

"Can we curse here? I am told we cannot." *cue sad music*

I’m not over Dans battle cries “who’s hungry?” “eat it dad!” “shoulder!” “my knees hurt!” “somethin in my shoe!”

9:56 dan: *dying in pain* arin: *trying not to drop dan* ross: *very much enjoying himself* susie: *accepting that she married a child and crying from laughter* i haven't wheezed this hard in a long time-

15:07 A wild Jacksepticeye appears attracted by the chants of "Blue knight"

I find these random appearances of Jacksepticeye looking lost or like he's apart of the show but totally clueless as to what's actually going on pretty funny

Queen: "Welcome my Lords, please make your way down." Danny, like a civilized human being: "Gladly." Arin...just Arin: "yEs mA'aM!!" 2:14

7:15 Instructor: *Points at the point.* "That's the point." Me: Good point.

Knight: "you gotta be manly" Arin:"look I'm the star wars kid"

I love how the instructor was struggling not to laugh.

I love how into it their instructor is, but he's also able to laugh and joke with the grumps. I adore him.

I love when Dan says “This is my boi right here!” It’s like he’s at medieval times and he’s just been knighted and all that, but deep down a part of him is still very much in New Jersey

"I don't condone murder but... I mean..." lmao I love this instructor

I love how you can tell that the trainer guy was trying really hard not to laugh at Dan’s “battle cries”.

The occasional cuts to Suzie laughing at Arin's antics are so great

11:57 Dan: So she’s available? Knight: She is available but she is a strong independent women so- yeah. Dan: Yeah, so am I.

I love that Jack was just there, like the three of them are genuinely good friends.

I was not expecting jacksepticeye to be here and was caught so off guard by this that I choked.

Alternate title: Arin consistently trying to impress a single queen in front of his wife 😂😂

9:56 Ross watching dead faced, enjoying their pain while he eats 😂

The way the queen says "Super Duper." sound like "Slurmp..." from their Ocarina of Time playthrough.

"Wow it's so light I could totally kill someone with this!" *"You should!"* *Ross has not been seen since*

the red knight trained them all day but once the tournament happens Aran:kill him blue knight kill him

Love how Suzie is just cringi g while ross is quietly enjoying his patty

13:38 Arin: YEAHHH BLUE KNIGHTTTTTT! *Blue knight lightly smiles and waves* Me: *Thinks Dan is the blue knight at first then realizing it’s not 2 second later* Bruh, XD Dan being the blue knight was on point lol.

7:45 “Oh, I had to do the other one, too?” “Yeah, I just told you that” “That’s not fair, I didn’t know that!” Even in real life, Arin avoids listening to tutorials like the plague.

I love the fact that the instructor laughs at their dumb jokes.

"If you fuckin want. Are we allowed to curse here? I'm told we are not." Dan is so wholesome

I’m really dissapointed that Danny didn’t yell “INFINI-DAGGER!” during the war cry bit

Arin's thirst for strong women will forever give me hope for the future.

Dan mounting Arin? I never thought I'd live to see this day

9:53 “Please stop this is murder on my testicles” plus Suzy and Ross’s reactions to this when Arin keeps jumping hurting Dan were PRICELESS lmaooo

"do you think she'll like my muscles?" "I think she'll like the mustache" OUCH

*Eat it, Dad!*

Dan aimed for the ring, then he missed, then he tried again while riding an Arin, he missed again, then he threw it, missed, and missed again while falling over in defeat, falls into a deep coma, eats a popsicle in his dream, but he misses the popsicle. Long story short: Missed. Edit: I did not expect so much love and appreciation for this comment!! Thank you all so much and I'm happy to make others happy with this comment

“Ye old backstage” gets me every time

“Please stop this is murder on my testicles!” *Ross eats his food while watching with a blank expression but is loving it while Suzy is laughing*

Arin: Can I meet the queen? Knight dude: Yeah. Arin: *gasp* Does she have a king? Knight dude: No. Arin: *turns to camera* Could it be me? Camera: *Pans over to Arin's wife*

2:40 "It's not an easy task to handle. It requires honor, chivalry, and above all, strength. Think you can handle it?" "Yeah, probably." That shit is so funny to me. I don't know why.

Queen: i take it you want to be knights of my realm- Arin: *S C R E M*

"I could totally kill someone with this" "Dude you should" Had me howling

Seeing the professionals trying to keep a straight face is amazing

Queen: “Well it comes to my attention to be my knights of my realm.” Arin: *_S C R E A M S_* Me: *_Dying in Laughter._*

2:34 That scream was unreal, a perfect fit and I can't stop replaying it lmfaooo

I just love how these guys and gals are desperately trying to hold back their laughter. It just makes it that much more enjoyable.

Arin: can you introduce me to the queen? Worker: yes Arin: does she have a king? Worker: no she does not Arin: *gasps* it could be me *camera pans to Suzy* Suzy: What happened?

Binary Translation: Congrats on Conan, Dan.

13:00 Arin: Has trouble kneeling. Queen: "It's not rocket science." DAMN.

9:50 I missed! So I took aim again, but I missed. I aimed once more, but I missed.

"She's a strong independent woman, so I don't know-" Danny: "So am I" oh god this is the best episode yet

This is awfully historically inaccurate. Everyone knows that Danny was already Knighted the Honourable Sir Daniel Sexbang years ago before questing for some delicatable peppermint creams.

13:49 the music matches so perfectly. well done editor

Arin getting the knight to "sprinkle it down" at 12:18 absolutely murdered me. What a perfect camera moment xD

I love that the coolness of their knight outfits are completely ruined by Dan’s cut up jeans and Arin’s shorts.

THE MAN TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AFTER DAN SAID "EAT IT DAD" IS A WHOLE ASS MOOD

Me: *completely calm and composed throughout the entire video, other than a few laughs* 15:07 *Jack comes on screen* “JACKABOY!!!!”

I love how that one instructor is laughing while Dan was calling out his battle cries 😂😂😂

I feel like this is an accurate representation of what would happen if Arin and Dan were flung back in time to the middle ages.

Queen: Well, it has come to my attention, that you two have desired to become knights of my realm this day. Arin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD

I like when they’re practicing the stances you can visibly see the actors just trying so hard not to laugh 😂 4:09 *WHOS HUNGRY?*

4:00 the trainer's disappointed sigh will never not kill me

“My knees hurt.” *Good Job* “Shoulders.” *Good Job*

'en garde' dan: *u-uuh--du er loOK OUT* 'step and head strike' dan: *EAT IT DAD* 'leg strike' dan: *WHOSE HUNGRY* 'shoulder strike' dan: *FOR JUSTICE* 'head strike' dan: *MY KNEES HURT* 'leg strike' arin: . . . stahp :( 'shoulder' dan: *SHOULDERS*

"Look at all this space for activities!" Nice Stepbrothers reference. 😂

4:08 onwards the Knight is trying not to laugh at Dan!

8:17 Danny: (On the floor) "How was that?" instructor: UuUuuuUh

That Knight teacher is trying so hard not to laugh!

9:56 I Fuckin’ love how calm Ross is with all the havoc Dan and Arin are causing

2:12 I love how they both stutter at the same time here.

I think it helps that those instructors were also funny guys and played along with these silly boys antics

I forgot that jack has the legal right to be in every episode of power hour. I wonder how long that’ll last.

I love how all the actors just played along with their goofiness.

2:36 "Inside voice" GOT ME

I'm 99 percent certain that the ponytail knight training them was my knight when my family went there and I remember that this was the most sexually confused I have ever been. Nice seeing him again.

2:13 h..how did they synchronize the stutter

i love how sean is just in the background narrating the game

6:23 IM CRYING THE WAY THE SAND FELL 😂😭 13:39 THE LOOK ON HIS FACE 😂 Edit: but srsly that blue knight was so cool lmao