Every Pub Ever...

Every Pub Ever... | Garn.

Рет қаралды 1,556,349

Жыл бұрын

🎉 Support us on Patreon! / garncomedy
🍻 NEW GARN ZINGER TEE! lonelykidsclub.com/collection...
🎉 Keytags & Stickers! www.ko-fi.com/garncomedy/shop
Yeah mate, the Aussie Pub, a dimly lit building full of Tradies & Punters, popular with Australians due to its abundance of Pokies and Parmi's, with every pub having the same glitch of no matter which direction you look you're somehow always facing a 75inch LCD TV screen playing 4 different CGI horse races at once.
🎉 Instagram: / garncomedy
🍻 Discord: / discord
Every Pub Ever... | Garn.
Every RSL Ever...
Every Australian Pub Ever...
Every Punter Ever...
Every Pub Feed Ever...
KENO Lifehack...
A guide to Aussie Pubs...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

Пікірлер: 1 000

@GarnComedy Жыл бұрын

we left out that there's always one couple in the smokers havin a absolute domestic about which machine they're feeding their last 50 - please subscribe!

@drasticdemon7695 Жыл бұрын

true

@mercurymasters Жыл бұрын

fuck everytime theres that one smashed up couple going on about god knows what

@DaInternetBear Жыл бұрын

You forgot about their dumbass kid begging for $5 to have 1 game of pinball in the dingiest corner of the pub from the edge of the over 18s section

@elliottb7009 Жыл бұрын

time for a re-upload.

@HashBrownDoyler Жыл бұрын

Also forgot the closet 50 year old homosexual trying to chat up the straight pissed 20 year old blokes

@xXSinForLifeXx Жыл бұрын

The guy winning $1500 and pretending he didn't put in $7500 was fucking spot on.

@AndersAU Жыл бұрын

& standing with one knee on the stool in that exact get up with the shirt tucked in that is garunteed whenever ya step in a pokies room😂

@harrisonmagic6305 Жыл бұрын

looks a looser, is a looser, feels like a million bucks I bet.

@MyHentaiGirl Жыл бұрын

Used to have this guy in our crew that would gamble away his entire month salary in 1 day

@piotrprzytycki7919 Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's just me mum in law

@joshs3775 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe they got my dad to be in this video!

@BenRankinYT Жыл бұрын

Words of absolute comfort: “I love you” ❌ “It’s not your fault” ❌ “Yeah mate” ✅

@DrCoomer_1 Жыл бұрын

"$500 AU Falcon"

@galaxykitty9690 Жыл бұрын

Yeah mate (I'm Aussie btw lol)

@kidalcoholic4092 Жыл бұрын

@@galaxykitty9690 Yeah nah mate

@S12_LukeTaylor Жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah mate

@galaxykitty9690 Жыл бұрын

@@brynmorgan579 pfp doesn't make an aussie, I never bothered changing mine in months but was going to. Plus it looks close to how I do. I in fact have blue eyes and blonde hair looks brown due to Melbourne weather being trash.

@blackoutlol2857 Жыл бұрын

To anyone outside of Australia watching this these aren’t jokes just straight up what every single pub here is like.

@kieranwalsh2058 Жыл бұрын

As funny as the video is, it’s not even exaggerated. This is exactly how pubs are

@dayligs Жыл бұрын

Same thing in New Zealand too, so relatable

@EatMyShortsAU Жыл бұрын

Yeah plus it seems like a very generic pub. Like 99% of pubs look like this lol. Same food, same beers, same pokie machines, same blue collar worker crowd, Keno etc.

@blackoutlol2857 Жыл бұрын

@@kieranwalsh2058 that’s effectively what I said lol

@mattlevens6382 Жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up my local spoons in the UK

@beautifulpinksweater1527 Жыл бұрын

If any non-Australian's want to learn about Australian culture, Garn is your best source of education.

@mattcorcoran7082 2 ай бұрын

It’s spot on eh?

@AWF1000 Жыл бұрын

The most default pub meal ever. Chicken parmigiana with chips and salad. 😅

@tomrankin3893 Жыл бұрын

But you hold the salad, get a boat of gravy and some chicken salt.

@Blkout88 Жыл бұрын

And mushroom gravy mate

@somerandomdude6977 Жыл бұрын

But dang it, it’s the most reliable meal you can get

@AWF1000 Жыл бұрын

@@somerandomdude6977 it's mainly because it's the only meal that I know I will like. If I order something else, it probably sucks. The other option I always see is scallops and they are bloody disgusting. 😅

@amaruvandevu8603 Жыл бұрын

@@somerandomdude6977 not anymore mate, inflation. $1000 for a steak now

@Entity-rq7fo Жыл бұрын

Nothin better than after a 10 hour day in the tools, you head down to the local pub for a schooey and parmi to watch garn and blow 50 bucks on the pokies

@Shaddow798 Жыл бұрын

Only fidy more like 12hund

@Entity-rq7fo Жыл бұрын

@@Shaddow798 I'm the apprentice mate

@jaredwilliams2357 Жыл бұрын

It’s like I can read it but I can’t at the same time

@Hannah_The_Heretic Жыл бұрын

I always get a parmi at a new place, if its not good I don't come back. because screwing up a simple parmi should be impossible.

@timothyphillips4801 Жыл бұрын

Your all on the fun snorkel fellas, 10 hours on the fkn tools?....cmon..I'll break it down. 4 hours on tools 2 hours on the spicy salad and/or devils dandruff 4 hours watchin tiktok.

@IsaacWale2004 Жыл бұрын

You know a day is good when Garn uploads.

@ryanbuckler9932 Жыл бұрын

Frfr

@watermelon2223 Жыл бұрын

Why does someone comment this every video

@IsaacWale2004 Жыл бұрын

@@watermelon2223 It's a KZfaq trend ig 😂

@TheBestJackOnYouTube Жыл бұрын

best aussie youtuber man

@kaynevathalisack2091 Жыл бұрын

Was just having a convo with one of the Bois and he said stop rn garn has posted

@BrainsWorld Жыл бұрын

As a Brian who works in HR and used to do pub gigs, I feel personally attacked 😂

@hardmcshaft7931 Жыл бұрын

Thats funny as

@thelaughingprophet2275 Жыл бұрын

Cmon Bri…..lend us $50 mate, you know I’m good for it.

@delusion5867 Жыл бұрын

better not have played shannon noll

@hometownmedic7355 4 ай бұрын

Did you file a complaint with HR?

@nicolethornhill4972 Жыл бұрын

That ‘yeah mate’ is as iconic as ‘I’ll be back’ from the terminator films

@kevrenner3889 Жыл бұрын

Left out the young couple who have bought their screaming kid into the pub to run riot while they eat anything on the menu except the parmi

@tomoneil8638 Жыл бұрын

Or the pubs that put playgrounds in them like it's a McDonald's.

@yorakhunt69 Жыл бұрын

you forgot that one old bloke who's sitting at one of the pokies machines at 9am on a Monday (he's been there on the same chair since 3pm last Saturday) wearing a pair of soiled tracksuit pants feeding the machine his fortnightly pension payment

@markb4997 Жыл бұрын

I feel the sudden urge to go to the pub now.

@amaruvandevu8603 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 don’t lose your life savings brother. ❤❤❤

@CrackerMilk Жыл бұрын

Such a good one. Good stuff fellas.

@TheBestJackOnYouTube Жыл бұрын

yes he’s the best

@GarnComedy Жыл бұрын

cheers brother

@redumulis2448 Жыл бұрын

Its incredible that 10 months later and Garn still looks likes he's never once had a shower.

@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын

They don't have showers in Australia

@DonEttelo Жыл бұрын

The character’s name is Murph, but yes, that is true.

@Barryislarge Жыл бұрын

1:14 that guy has too much emotion to be a real pokie player, those nanas are stone cold as they sink away their children's inheritance

@Chimney_Swift Жыл бұрын

I've already watched the whole video and I can confirm this is another Garn classic

@dracomessup Жыл бұрын

I was in 50 seconds before I pressed that thumbs up, should have done it sooner.

@deanchur Жыл бұрын

You forgot half the pokie room being filled with people who were born sometime in the Triassic Period.

@nowthatsfunny8255 Жыл бұрын

Lol love it! Unfortunately that $37.50 parma meal ain’t a joke 😂

@SkateTutorials93 Жыл бұрын

What kind of pubs are you all going to? Every pub I've been to in NSW a parmy costs anywhere from $20-$25 lol

@cobyfield9237 Жыл бұрын

@@SkateTutorials93 wharf shed in geelong was $32 for a Parma last week. Had a better parma at my local in my regional town for $25, you'd get 2 serves out of it too.

@david929190 Жыл бұрын

What's a Parmy?

@braden459 Жыл бұрын

@@david929190 chicken parmesan

@Raptorboi Жыл бұрын

@@david929190 Chicken Parmigiana. It's a deep fried breaded chicken breast that has been flattened, usually with sliced tomatoes and cheese on top. Served with hot chips (fries if you're US) and a salad.

@legionofgod6691 Жыл бұрын

Ive worked security at a pub and this is Spot on 🤣👌🏾

@BruceWayne-fg1kk Жыл бұрын

Same here. Old mate Garn just forgot to mention the time when that drunk guy fell down every flight of stairs

@sammyemmy4 Жыл бұрын

I work at a pub in Australia and I will say everything but the keno plug-in is spot on. Tbh I don’t think our patrons are smart/stupid enough to do that 🤣🤣

@admiralcat8409 Жыл бұрын

It is going to be a good day when Garn makes a new video

@bbloomfield6497 Жыл бұрын

Production value on this shoot and the effort put in by everyone was next level!

@MrBibi86 Жыл бұрын

*Another spot on vid about our Aussie culture*

@thebig0opsyshow505 Жыл бұрын

Every Australian can relate to this. 😂

@_JC_21 Жыл бұрын

Nah.

@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын

Yeahnaa... my pubs nowhere near as flash as this!

@moose8896 Жыл бұрын

Not in WA, no pokies out here

@thebig0opsyshow505 Жыл бұрын

@@moose8896 why even live?

@thegrimreaper6787 Жыл бұрын

@@thebig0opsyshow505 fair fucking question honestly

@MartinJones123 Жыл бұрын

Keno pamphlets 😂

@timeodaneosetdona Жыл бұрын

Loved that Ocean’s 11 esq soundtrack as they try to rig the Keno….

@Venenata Жыл бұрын

The part with the virtual racing is so true

@bladegleeson Жыл бұрын

You know it's a good day when Garn posts a new video.

@transittimes2008 Жыл бұрын

I really gotta give credit to Declan, he’s probably got the most Aussie talent on KZfaq

@RimmyDownunder Жыл бұрын

I don't know how I only just got recommended your videos, but fuck me dead they're brilliant. KZfaq algorithm was sleeping on these, reminds me of Shooter Williamson's stuff.

@ashhammer2415 Жыл бұрын

'Every local footy club ever' im waiting for that one

@mattcorcoran7082 2 ай бұрын

lol classic 😂

@rotarpowered6665 Жыл бұрын

Ohhh, so that explains why all the pool cues are always snapped in half😭

@MajesticDemonLord Жыл бұрын

Best documentary of 2023.

@lukeplayzgamez6414 Жыл бұрын

Todays my birthday and having garn upload is the best present 😎

@ryzusun Жыл бұрын

A fool and their money, are easily parted 😂😂

@mikespike2099 Жыл бұрын

Hi-Vis vests are mandatory pub dress codes these days.....

@yakidme Жыл бұрын

“Yeah mate” is the best intro to every vid 😂

@-black-noir858 Жыл бұрын

“Yeah mate” best opening ever

@user-xw8qk9pu2k Жыл бұрын

All I see at the slots is the tradies doing their tax

@georgegattey Жыл бұрын

Garn never fails to entertain

@Haalyle Жыл бұрын

It's terrible just how accurate this is.

@exploringwithjynx Жыл бұрын

So glad you called it a parmi! 🤙🏻

@lucidhoody4208 Жыл бұрын

I can literally smell the faint scent of ciggies in the air and the warm feel of that shitty blue carpet in every pub from here, spot on XD

@Ms_eLLE Жыл бұрын

Garn's videos are the way I educate my friends and family back home about how life really is like in Australia. Thanks for the educational vids!

@imomedvidek Жыл бұрын

I'm getting all my information about Australia and its inhabitants from Garn. Can't wait to visit some day and put my vast knowledge of Australian culture to good use.

@optimascrime5235 Жыл бұрын

Loved how this turned into Aussie ocean's 11 at the end😅

@jbullforg Жыл бұрын

Connor just wanted an excuse to have a parmi and drink beer. xD

@maxibon7750 Жыл бұрын

1:14 Cracked me up

@nicktroisi6347 Жыл бұрын

1:16 😂😂😂😂 I literally did this the other night 😂

@gerardroll6468 Жыл бұрын

Long time, no see Murph 👍😆. All the best to you, your family & ALL of your subscribers all the best for a very happy & safe Easter. Love the video mate… Love ya work 👍😁

@owen8140 Жыл бұрын

I practically grew in this pub😂

@bibsp3556 Жыл бұрын

The most accurate assessment you've done. Why do we do this to ourselves. The TAB has turned the local pub into a pain

@mattcorcoran7082 2 ай бұрын

No money in booze anymore. No gambling, no pubs.

@Dozilicous Жыл бұрын

All that tradie stuff... now it's the meeting ground for all of them - or random blokes in high vis

@Unicorn-loves-Cocktails Жыл бұрын

I just discovered your videos today. Hilarious 😅 I'm also Kiwi and lots of what you describe here is also pretty accurate for NZ pubs too

@mattcorcoran7082 2 ай бұрын

Copy cats

@300blackpeople Жыл бұрын

holy hell a new garn video all my sacrifices to the dark one must have worked!!!!!

@Dodzfather Жыл бұрын

Pretty much my favourite content on youtube at the moment thank for another beautiful nugget

@OfficialAshArcher Жыл бұрын

Garn is a living Aussie legend - nothing more Aussie than having a good pub feed

@Scruffy818 Жыл бұрын

I’ve left australia last year… was living there for 14 years ! Thanks for posting these… Missin it !! Ah man.. no place like it ! Take it easy

@witerunguard1737 Жыл бұрын

Any one else remember seeing the poker machines as a kid and thinking they where games. 😅

@LincolnsDementure Жыл бұрын

The bloke throwing his hands up after losing, walking away and immediately coming back to a different machine was beyond accurate (I am him)

@sko1beer Жыл бұрын

dont move off the machine now its about to pay big 🤣

@gordocooper5324 Жыл бұрын

Absolute genius 🤣🤣🤣

@690_5 Жыл бұрын

Was genuinely checking this channel for upload 40 minutes ago and here we are.

@punkin.4821 Жыл бұрын

If you ever run out of skits you should do every Garn video ever… and it’s just a compilation of all your past videos for like a milestone

@luminance69 Жыл бұрын

you forgot the moment when you accidentally walk into the pokies room, get flashbanged, and have to spend 20 minutes recovering from it.

@nick0804 11 ай бұрын

The pencils with no lead was spot on 😂

@moto3463 Жыл бұрын

Spot on love every video 🤣🤣

@JackMarston.1895 Жыл бұрын

This is great, you are finally back

@bigbird0993 Жыл бұрын

? Mark you have a gaming page ?

@lukemurphy4281 Жыл бұрын

Love garns work and the laughs watching it

@WafflesX3XD Жыл бұрын

probs spent at least 1/10th of my childhood in local pubs lmao. the fish and chips at our local are legendary :-)

@gcm747 Жыл бұрын

I’m just waiting for the ‘I’ve been to a pub and this is sooo accurate’ comments.

@Grymyrk Жыл бұрын

As a Kiwi I fucking love Aussie pubs.

@anthonyc4812 Жыл бұрын

Just innocently watching this and realising this is a pub I go to. Wtaf !

@azzathepopcultureviking Жыл бұрын

This would so suit and inspire a "Every Cafe Ever" Video 🤣🤣🤣

@spadgm Жыл бұрын

Need to get through one more nightmarish day at work tomorrow before Easter, but it will be easier now cause the Legend Garn has graced you tube with another vid!

@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын

🍺🍺🍺

@DarkPhoenix984 Жыл бұрын

What a GARN great day it is, always great with a new update.

@trinkabuszczuk6138 Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t apply to WA, mate: no pokies over here! 👍🏼😊

@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын

Keep it that way, it's ruined pubs!!

@trinkabuszczuk6138 Жыл бұрын

@@baabaabaa2293 We only have them in the casino. They’re not ever in the RSLs. 👍🏼

@baabaabaa2293 Жыл бұрын

@@trinkabuszczuk6138 lm in SA...as soon as they got machines the lounge bar became gaming rooms...no more bands...it's ruined it. Ill have a punt on the nags but not the pokies. NSW tried to warn us!

@the_shadow_realm5110 Жыл бұрын

If that Bully in the red shirt catches Garn, he's gonna iron him right out!

@kevinmacrae3162 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's pretty accurate,feel like I'm walking into a funeral these days with the tab integrated into the pubs now, every one quiet gambling away there money,sipping on the one pint for 2 hours,and giving me dirty looks cause I turn the jukebox ON while chatting up the skimpy that I ask can we turn it up a bit louder lol

@NewHandleWhoDeez Жыл бұрын

Another proper down unda masterpiece, cheers mate

@HackedUpForBarbeque Жыл бұрын

Garn. The only good thing to come out of Townsville.

@garykirk1968 Жыл бұрын

Those Keno cards are always great to level the crappy tables that wobble more than the patrons on their way out at 02:00..

@benvasilinda9729 Жыл бұрын

Going to the pub is still better than being caught drinking a Bud Light.

@G-regTaylor Жыл бұрын

The Mike Nolan hi-vis!!! So that’s what it looks like!

@gregorymosher5008 Жыл бұрын

Really enjoying these longer skits showing stupid missions lol. Would love to see a garn movie

@robindodd4761 Жыл бұрын

Garn great job funny great Segway music spot on editing was good. All your videos have been good. Great to see your content is getting so much better. Paul hogan would find this funny. Please keep up the work you don’t find this Aussie comedy any more on tv.

@AIomina Жыл бұрын

It took me 2 minutes to realize you speaking English

@tomcrowell6395 Жыл бұрын

Thankyou for this absolute Australia gold you all are amazing 🤩

@oskarrmason9617 Жыл бұрын

The perfect place to celebrate your birthday with friends and family, get into fights and to get fucking pissed.

@Aurian1234 Жыл бұрын

I love how his hat is getting mankier with every video.

@deadfaeskin Жыл бұрын

(it’s his daily hat)

@michael2636 Жыл бұрын

I'm starting to suspect that Australia has a bit of a gambling problem, eh?

@misskarinaleigh Жыл бұрын

Heck yes to a Garn upload! Made me day mate! 😂

@imtonysopro 2 ай бұрын

I got goosebumps (goosepimples for ya blokes) seeing that pencil try to scribble.

@guyfromaucklandnz Жыл бұрын

As a Kiwi who works at a TAB-affiliated bar I can confirm that this is a highly accurate representation of our recreational ecosystem. Don't forget also the ladies of a "questionable profession" who sometimes loiter around the pokies waiting to ingratiate themselves to the next bloke who wins the $500 jackpot.

@harrisonfjord1455 Жыл бұрын

recereational ecosystem, brilliant

@nickgrech9634 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for always bringing quality content

@katieblade7083 Жыл бұрын

I wish more people checked this out. Frickin awesome stuff.

@weevil_bob Жыл бұрын

you forgot to mention the drug dealers laundering their money

@millzi88 Жыл бұрын

Yes yes YES! Always a treat when this fella shows up on my notifications.

@Monkey2004v Жыл бұрын

Sooooo true 😂

@B0mber44 Жыл бұрын

There’s also always an older man with a full beard flirting with the shielas behind the bar.

@MK_ULTRA420 Жыл бұрын

He's over 60 and still can't take the hint so he makes a video in his car or truck complaining about the sluts stringing him along. Or they give him a light hug and he goes home happy.