Gary Gulman - Grocery Store Assault
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8 жыл бұрын#GaryGulman on his heroic fight with a line cutter at the grocery store.
#GaryGulmanStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2013
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@RantTherapist 4 жыл бұрын
"So I said, 'No, yeah." Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
"The audacity; nay, the *temerity..."* I love this phrase, and am always on the lookout for a fitting situation for which to use it. Rarely, alas, do I find one.
@rickrose5377 4 жыл бұрын
Ms. Talbot -- I'm going to gratuitously insult you now, you slovenly, faithless wretch. You're welcome.
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
@@rickrose5377 Why, the audacity! Nay--the *temerity..."* Thanks;-)
@rickrose5377 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolyntalbot947 I can see you again a week from Monday, the 6th. I have a 2 and a 2:30? 😏
@swrennie 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolyntalbot947 Also: "E're do well? Nay! Ne'er do well!"
@yoholmes273 2 жыл бұрын
That line was stupid as chit. Hopefully you saved yourself the embarrassment
@EnjoyerofYoutube 8 жыл бұрын
"no, yeah". phenomenal bit.
4 жыл бұрын
"There´s no yoga pose for the face" hahahaha
@avedic 4 жыл бұрын
Weak crowd.... But Gary still nails it. He's not only hilarious....but there's just something very enjoyable about watching him. I always feel better after watching GG clips. :)
@EnjoyerofYoutube 8 жыл бұрын
lol the minotaur bit was savage
@lads.7715 3 жыл бұрын
It was EXACTLY that punchline I heard on Sirius that made me go see him live 🤣
@briza2022 2 жыл бұрын
I love how each of every word said is studied by this comedian 😁⭐
@Applecompuser Жыл бұрын
This comedian has real gift for language.
@ericsimonson8540 7 ай бұрын
“Minotaur”, hilarious
@senselocke 4 жыл бұрын
You're just not embracing your passive-aggressiveness. If someone totally leaves their cart, you *take it and walk it somewhere and leave it.* Upon return, act totally confused. Direct confrontation won't ever work.
@Saurosapius 4 жыл бұрын
That is a neat idea, I might try it once.
@PoemsRunAground 4 жыл бұрын
senselocke I like your style lol
@hunchemlnarik 2 жыл бұрын
Also, passive-aggressive is so much fun!
@ddebenedictis 2 жыл бұрын
Another delightful option is to go shopping yourself, in their cart. Just remove a few of the choicest items. Then you can replace them with gum and magazines, which are always conveniently perched in the checkout lanes for this exact purpose.
@pamelamorrisonn Жыл бұрын
Walk it lol
@MileyonDisney 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is so freaking HILARIOUS!
@MrTouchFish 8 жыл бұрын
Cool to see its evolution since 2013 how well he cut it down for the festival. It's actually a really long joke about Trader Joe's in his special.
@Connors623 8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was way better in the special. I still loved it, but the other way was perfect.
@WebbstylesMusic 8 жыл бұрын
the trader joes joke is a completley different bit. trust me i work at trader joes lol
@bbucini 8 жыл бұрын
so much better in the special; holy crap
@eme.261 5 жыл бұрын
The scenario is alien to many at the Montreal Festival-- it's very specific to the US., especially those from NYC and LA. His special, "It's About Time," was recorded at the Highline Ballroom in NYC. The audience for that performance synced up with every moment of that rambling joke. As a New Yorker, I know I did. Canadians and Europeans probably found the scenario really rude and off-putting. Gary's an excellent comedian who adjusted his joke for his audience.
@sonyap.6512 6 жыл бұрын
I hope the "yeah...no" lady hears this!!😂
@Mateo-et3wl 4 жыл бұрын
There are soooooo many of them out there. Sometimes i feel like this is what all urban women have turned into
@l0os176 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, I love a polite stranger, even if they inconvenience me! Life happens, take it to the chin, put yourself out there, and have a good time!
@paulbilger3782 6 ай бұрын
Love the basketball references.
@jeffgillson 3 жыл бұрын
An abandoned cart is an invitation for a game of hide and seek.
@ld74624 5 жыл бұрын
I love Gary!!
@taotaostrong 4 жыл бұрын
His basketball references have me screaming! 😂😂😂😂🤣
@alissacheck4194 4 жыл бұрын
If joker was a successful comedian.
@Spaceman2484 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why I clicked the vid
@ctrlshiftn2132 4 жыл бұрын
My thought exactly lmao
@TheJoshjmoney 4 жыл бұрын
Irony: he was in the Joker movie as the stand up comedian Joker watches and takes notes 🤯
@swrennie 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJoshjmoney I recognized his roleplay bit the moment I heard it.
@Anthonysplintercell Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JoshMolina 5 жыл бұрын
Gary's awesome live!
@chromicapop4595 Жыл бұрын
i love this guys humor
@MitsuoRLCoach 5 жыл бұрын
Such a legend :)
@tombek734 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
@ameliaochoa 4 жыл бұрын
A nice thing is to me i just discovered him but there are tons of preexisting fans. A priceless evergiving gift like many others before him., I like this guy he is funny.
@benjaminkrawciw6186 3 жыл бұрын
This man just predicted Karens.
@innervisions1828 5 жыл бұрын
He's the best!!!
@creativechau Жыл бұрын
I've watched It's About Time an absurd amount of times with the polished 30 minute version of this bit. The work that must have went into refining the cadence, tone and timing into the final piece is a masterclass.
@InsaneDynamics 7 жыл бұрын
I have to say my mom has a habit of that. She had a habit of leaving to get something right before her turn and not give me the card and id just sit there waiting a minute or two for her to come pay. Later on in life I just paid for it and had her reimburse me to save my embarrassment.
@GV-wv8uf 7 жыл бұрын
InsaneDynamics Same.
@sarahanonymous3770 5 жыл бұрын
My mum would do this to me when I was like 5. It was terrifying. Sometimes she would give me the card, but I had mmm o idea how to use it
@MesRevesEnRose 4 жыл бұрын
The panic as the line would move up knowing full well you didn't have $10 to your name. 😂😂😂
@andrewjohnson6716 3 жыл бұрын
That is such a universal that people who get away with shot that they should not get away with long enough think that “you can just do that”. One of my past landlords was a highway patrol officer and he told me that almost every time if he pulled over someone doing 110 kph in a 100 zone, they would tell him, a police officer, that you were allowed to go ten kilometres over the speed limit and that you couldn’t be charged for that.
@Neocaridina 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I think I could be Gary's clone 😂 So relatable!
@ZachRussellComedy 8 жыл бұрын
God damn it this was tight
@antoniokinsey4041 5 жыл бұрын
There is another time he made this bit but added a little more to it with a Trader Joe’s scenario, loved that too.
@malenotyalc 3 жыл бұрын
And now groceries are delivered to your door. Win win
@thomassantiago3864 8 күн бұрын
My favorite part is I've been holding grudges since3rd grade 😂😂😂😁😎👍
@alecnewman6052 4 жыл бұрын
love this guy
@fullsoundrecording 4 жыл бұрын
What beautiful man
@horseman4now 4 жыл бұрын
Major hunk. Exactly the best of masculinity.
@cinlombo 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see him live!
@exray99x19 4 жыл бұрын
The bad guy from Underworld 1
@paulaction5957 4 жыл бұрын
I have a YEAH NAH sticker on the back of my car.
@Ditrix88 6 жыл бұрын
This could be a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode if Larry David wasn't a goddamn billionaire.
@NineteenEightyFive 5 жыл бұрын
Lol still could be
@samig9032 4 жыл бұрын
This is like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast reading a Curb Your Enthusiasm script
@todo8328 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only accessory that we served to our Mother at the grocery store. She would get in line, and we would scramble around the store with our little legs.
@jimromesadouche183 4 жыл бұрын
Great
@extrasmalldoll654 3 жыл бұрын
SO UNDERRATED 😃
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын
Love you
@trollsymctroll5361 2 жыл бұрын
He is so due for another special.
@RantTherapist 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Patrick Bateman. Let's see Paul Allen's card.
@timesize 6 жыл бұрын
No favors for strangers! ✊🏼 ...❤️ you Gare
@magourn 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian!, so underrated!
@rawdonwaller 6 жыл бұрын
Needs more audience laughter
@yukiannie666 3 жыл бұрын
yaa... noh... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@patriciakent4102 7 жыл бұрын
Love Gary Gulman's grocery adventures, hilarious! L'ed my A O. That's the worst dullard-filled audience ever!
@MitsuoRLCoach 5 жыл бұрын
the stealing the muffin bit is soooo funny
@yoyotototoyotiyye4861 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see him hiding her cart 🛒
@kyriacos87 2 жыл бұрын
This is good but the extended version (as featured on Good One) is beyond reproach.
@trock8930 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Thank you for sharing
@gritty997 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this before. I guess nobody outside NYC pulls this crap. If anyone does this in my presence they will return to find their cart missing.
@gilwood7530 5 жыл бұрын
I hate that at the dollar store ...YOU KNOW you can't just get one or two more things !!! STEP OFF
@joylee78 8 жыл бұрын
he can no longer mention trader Joe name no more I guess
@eme.261 5 жыл бұрын
This was a performance in 2013 and he was in Canada. Trader Joe's wouldn't have been important to Canadians and Europeans, at that time or probably even now. He included the name Trader Joe's in his 2016 special because he filmed it in NYC and by then Trader Joe's had become well-known across the U.S.A as a high-end grocery store.
@WilliamFHenry 4 жыл бұрын
So was her thinking like a technical foul; or was it just FOUL?
@XprPrentice 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, Gary, bless your heart... you can't call traveling. Traveling is a thing they teach kids not to do, but only loser goody-two-shoes follow it. Can't be a superstar if you don't break the fundamental rules. This lady is obviously the Queen James of Weight Watchers.
@erinbt4971 4 жыл бұрын
not the hands.
@INOOT-INeedOneOfThose 5 жыл бұрын
This audience is dry. This dude is funny.
@baraka8239 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, so Fabio is doing comedy now, cool.
@user-og7qq5zy8p 4 жыл бұрын
you can’t convince me this isn’t Joaquin Phoenix’s joker
@vincentho3792 4 жыл бұрын
Came here just looking for a laugh, instead I learnt there's a difference between audacity and temerity.
@loisanderson9550 8 жыл бұрын
he's cute
@thepopeofkeke 3 жыл бұрын
hello mr cociane, we meet again
@liltrue8420 4 жыл бұрын
Gavin rossdale if he never had drugs and stress.
@RaviRajbhar-ri5fj 5 жыл бұрын
Dead crowd
@fenix9885 8 жыл бұрын
Long setup.....
@smokingfast 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you don't know about botox
@chadsperandeo7626 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
@sarahanonymous3770 5 жыл бұрын
That's dumb, u let go of that shopping cart and it's gone. America is weird.
@yoholmes273 2 жыл бұрын
This bit was so funny I swear it was performed by a woman "comedian".
@draco9280 4 жыл бұрын
Wow he handled that horribly! I wouldn’t have done anything there but later she’d be thrown into a white van.
@RantTherapist 4 жыл бұрын
If a yoga exercise for the face was somehow developed by some yoga turbo genius, Nancy Pelosi would be their first and most loyal customer.
@robfab5204 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out that if the genders were reversed this would be all over the news. Males, especially if they are white or straight or a combination, aren't allowed to tell women "you'll get over it"
@MrDruism 3 жыл бұрын
Boring!
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy that alot of our American comics speak incredibly high of? As this set is like an average set of most of the British comics out there. It's not a bad set but it isn't that funny and his delivery on a punchline is subpar... im shocked that this joke was uploaded lol.
@chadsperandeo7626 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
@chadsperandeo7626 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
@chadsperandeo7626 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly this story went better with a NYC audience. We all know the horror of the Trader Joes at 72nd St.
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