Gary Lineker’s hilarious Barcelona transfer story 😂😂

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9 ай бұрын

#football #soccer #futbol #barcelona #premierleague #garylineker

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@caeserromero3013 7 ай бұрын

He was more restrained than I would have been. If they'd asked me if I'd heard of Maradona, I'd have said: "Yeah, I've got all her albums, " 😂

@nme9879 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@alexkidd4604 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@csalt5235 9 ай бұрын

In the box goalscorer he has be one of the best.

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary used to play box in a box

@xboxtest4226 2 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard - I've Linekered myself!

@nialldunne4625 9 ай бұрын

Micah Richards really will laugh at anything!!

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary’s 422 formation is very questionable

@chrisscanlon9186 9 ай бұрын

Sweet lord the suspense was killing me. What a story what an absolute

@chu2ks2dfutur 9 ай бұрын

Gary just wasn't a Cruyff striker. He preferred and was rumoured to have tried to get Marco van Basten, who had struggled to settle earlier in his Milan career. Gary wasn't technically gifted to the extent that Cruyff wanted, so it was inevitable that he had to go.

@useryt205 9 ай бұрын

3 minutes of my life I'll never get back

@leesmith-dennis4141 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, but you weren't doing anything with them anyway, so.....

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

@@leesmith-dennis4141every three minutes a starving orphan dies in Africa listening to a Gary Lineker joke, about himself!

@athimcnyamana354 9 ай бұрын

I needed this good laugh. The chemistry of this trio is amazing and so natural. Each bringing in their knowledge of the game and then being so effortless in matching it up with their own anectdotes. Awesome stuff!! 😆🤣

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

So which one are you then Gary, Micah or Alan?

@jamescarr4662 7 ай бұрын

Its all so humble on point and underrated eh...oh and what a narrative!

@athimcnyamana354 7 ай бұрын

@@RTM-Sports you know what I wish I could burst on to the scene and say I'm a Big Meeks but the introvert in me would side eye me stupid😂 I'm a relaxed Mr Alan Shearer. 😂

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

@@athimcnyamana354 Shearer, shearer!☝️😉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@andrewlaycock3269 9 ай бұрын

He’s right, it is a long story.

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary’s timing is always off on the punchline. Swear he is the only one who likes his stories. The other two always fake laugh it out!

@dharmachariaryavachin845 7 ай бұрын

Great punch line! 😂

@EricPollarrd 7 ай бұрын

Imagine sticking Lineker on the wing 😆

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

He must of had a hard time sprinting more than 5 yards

@icesbo 7 ай бұрын

If you don’t have a nice thing to say about someone don’t say anything I think Gary is one of the best if not the best sport presenter👌🏾

@steve10 7 ай бұрын

I'll say this for him , he's a jug eared 🤬🤬🤬

@1002l 4 ай бұрын

That Genoa team a year later knocked liverpool out of the uefa cup on route to the semis and finished 4th in serie a(when it was at its peak) interesting to see what lineker would have added.

@fwpm7662 9 ай бұрын

I like Gary lineker as a presenter 😮

@steve10 7 ай бұрын

Awww how sweet

@richardbeasley7756 9 ай бұрын

One of the best black players ever is Gary

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary is always clout seeking!

@ashleesales9318 9 ай бұрын

Gary could of shat in his own hands and Richards would have laughed

@18262blink 9 ай бұрын

He did have a shit v Ireland once

@peterruff5810 8 ай бұрын

And he spoke Irish afterwards.

@garymccormack3552 8 ай бұрын

I would aswell tbf

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

@@garymccormack3552 would be comical. He could do for comic relief

@MaximilianXXX 9 ай бұрын

Good joke. Lineker always had natural comic timing.

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

What at 3:10?

@Bobbibouchersmumwasright 9 ай бұрын

Geared up Gary

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary is always geared up

@whatever22638 7 ай бұрын

I nodded off, what did I miss ?

@ivanohemartin 7 ай бұрын

You know private jet? Not private jet, but still a jet.

@roywinstanley9402 9 ай бұрын

Why on earth didn't Everton have first option for Gary on his return from Spain instead of him joining spurs ?

@user-jv2tw1no8x 9 ай бұрын

Another classic Everton move

@johnnylebay2059 9 ай бұрын

Because they're Everton.

@pmorton7960 7 ай бұрын

Alitalia was a nightmare of delays and lost luggage. I remember back in 07' they found a gang of stolen luggage in this dudes garage. 😂

@20thCenturyPox 7 ай бұрын

Some accent coaching from Steve McClaren here

@Andymacstrap 7 ай бұрын

Wow… just wow…..

@johnkavanagh3830 6 ай бұрын

'Pitch Talk' my arse. This is a straight rip from the Match Of The Day podcast

@pablo65315 7 ай бұрын

Somebody define hilarious

@deletebilderberg 7 ай бұрын

🫥

@cdifff643 9 ай бұрын

Can i have my time back gary

@keithy507 9 ай бұрын

Gary Lineker loves telling stories about Gary Lineker!

@MartinHiggins1972 7 ай бұрын

Anecdotes tend to feature oneself.

@dazediss6629 9 ай бұрын

Well… that was a story. The only thing I don’t like about hear guys is that they seem to think that if you laugh much louder and longer than usual then it makes the story funnier.

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Classic Gary hangers on looking to keep that bbc motd salary coming in

@camo68 9 ай бұрын

What a knob My old mate Bupps went to school in Leicester, the school knob never grew out of it..... WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

@zapre2284 7 ай бұрын

I actually know a Bupps from Leicester lol

@ozzy7728 9 ай бұрын

Oxygen thief

@bennib5 9 ай бұрын

Like yourself

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Gary’s jokes are worse than covid!

@chrisscanlon9186 9 ай бұрын

I am glad he cut A really boring story short. My cousin put scaffolding up around his house when he was at spurs and he said he was as much of a twat then as he is now, ,

@66BranDo 9 ай бұрын

Your cousin?

@elpapa68 7 ай бұрын

@@66BranDo His cousin

@jasonwilson-nw5pe 9 ай бұрын

About as funny as Nish kumar

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Can you imagine being at 5 famous people you would like to have dinner with event but two of the spaces were already taken by Nish Kumar and Gary Lineker 😵

@mickeyfinn8956 9 ай бұрын

Seems like Cruyff was a good judge of character

@Tigerwoods663 9 ай бұрын

The words hilarious and Gary Lineker are not two words that go together. !!

@habibnajib4282 8 ай бұрын

yeah, three

@vo4068 8 ай бұрын

Hilarious Gary, nearly as good as your salary, at least 6,500 tv licence fees per year!

@SourCrossy 9 ай бұрын

You spelt terrible wrong

@nemo9248 7 ай бұрын

He took the Qatar money

@danielchruzander4560 7 ай бұрын

3 out of 5

@deanmoncaster 6 ай бұрын

Didn't really laugh, a build up for a poor ending

@Soccarena 9 ай бұрын

Guess you had to be there…

@TeamOfThe80s 9 ай бұрын

😂

@joerobinson1672 8 ай бұрын

So Funny, why isnt he on the circuit ?

@ryansmith240992 9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@lws7394 6 ай бұрын

A clownequw scene , but the Genoa president wasn't really bluffing, because in 1992the team played semis in the Uefa Cup and nearly could ve reached the final. They brought a team with the Brazilian 1994 workdchamp Brancu, Czech forward Tomas Skuhtavy, Urugay striker Carlos Aguilera and Azurro Stefano Ereni . Not a bad team really ..

@jsequine927 6 ай бұрын

Yes but not Maradona and an Basten

@latchmere100 9 ай бұрын

Retire Gary and save the licence payer some money.

@adegusto8004 9 ай бұрын

... then I said exactly like mickey mouse😂😂

@CimbomFanFiction 9 ай бұрын

Lmao what? U laughing at made up jokes now?😂😂 doesnt even make sense

@jock2109 9 ай бұрын

As funny as a case of Diahorrhea

@kieranedwards8604 9 ай бұрын

Gary is so desperately in love ….. with Gary!

@brainhammond9183 9 ай бұрын

no comments

@plweis7203 6 ай бұрын

Tssr

@SC-vz9ie 9 ай бұрын

Did you say a 4 2 2 formation, Gary? Errr … 🤨

@mm9773 7 ай бұрын

We can read whole sentences, you know. Stop this two words at a time subtitle nonsense, it’s annoying.

@paulday9760 8 ай бұрын

Can't stand Lineker

@masmas6463 7 ай бұрын

you couldnt stand him so much that you came here lol

@zapre2284 7 ай бұрын

How long before Gary is found to be a bit of a Phil Schofield ?

@DaveyMulholland 7 ай бұрын

You wish

@tonypine3434 6 ай бұрын

when his super injunction runs out. don't think he's a pedo tho, just a terrible person.

@Carmine_Lupertazzi 7 ай бұрын

Gary Lineker... the man, the myth, the bellend.

@Nantwichfarmer 7 ай бұрын

About as funny as a heart attack.

@richukny 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@TheRealAhoy 9 ай бұрын

That 6 months or whatever on the right wing for Cruyff probably ended up raising his football iq 50 points

@Dan-rc1sl 8 ай бұрын

🍉

@robb3474 9 ай бұрын

I'd bet my house on that not being true.. Gary Linekar's biggest fan....is Gary Linekar

@Equaliser9955 7 ай бұрын

Well don’t watch

@saorsa5 9 ай бұрын

@DeconstructedLearningOfficial 9 ай бұрын

“Hilarious” can’t be used in a more wrong context

@CarlosSamuel-ms9ee 7 ай бұрын

Kin hell he's annoyed a bunch of ppl in the comments with some innocuous political opinion. They've all came on here just to criticise a humorous anecdote, kinda sad tbh.

@zapre2284 7 ай бұрын

Yes. The man is a bell end who never stfu about his brainless political opinions. Well done for noticing

@lesglover9353 7 ай бұрын

Konb.

@thehugereggaeshow3059 9 ай бұрын

So much Lineker hating.........Helping immigrants really pisses off sad people.....They're all furious about him.

@zapre2284 7 ай бұрын

People usually do have an aversion to those aiding the foreign occupation of your homeland

@jeffreycordrey1868 9 ай бұрын

Did he play on the left aproper lefty

@chrisfleet999 9 ай бұрын

100 things that never happened......

@XACMPL 9 ай бұрын

let me know where you acquired the crystal ball of the past id like one as well

@chrisfleet999 9 ай бұрын

@@XACMPL are you OK?

@XACMPL 9 ай бұрын

wonderful dude send link to crystal ball so i can learn the knowledge of the past @@chrisfleet999

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

@@chrisfleet999Micah’s left the building

@lawrencew3703 7 ай бұрын

Did you ever hear the joke about 3 ex footballers one of them telling a joke that wasn’t very funny who was a left wing mouthpiece and the other two idiots who will laugh at anything to keep them in a job

@mdluk199 7 ай бұрын

Lineker is an irritating W⚓

@jamesgibson6522 9 ай бұрын

Gay!!!!!!

@frankythefox 7 ай бұрын

Hilarious ?... really ....

@bonjovi7120 9 ай бұрын

Must have been really hard for a black guy like gary lineker to go through all of this

@donovanferland3088 9 ай бұрын

I don’t get it?

@Tangerine229 9 ай бұрын

@@donovanferland3088the idiot Lineker claimed he faced racial prejudice/discrimination at school because his skin tone was ‘darker’ than the average white person. It was actually because he had such a tiny brain.

@useryt205 9 ай бұрын

@@donovanferland3088lineker said he received racial abuse because his skin was "darkish"

@bonjovi7120 9 ай бұрын

@@donovanferland3088 i am not suprised

@deanoskulinich2189 9 ай бұрын

@@donovanferland3088 he said he got bullied in school for having dark skin.

@cormackhotzie7874 9 ай бұрын

You know you've made it when people laugh at your lame joke like that

@RTM-Sports 7 ай бұрын

Proper 😂😂😂

@philipwinn4216 9 ай бұрын

In the 4th room were walkers crisps and the rest is history. One boring story by the way but not surprised

@gb194 7 ай бұрын

Baby beheading black 😂 sympathiser.

@Dr75532 5 ай бұрын

What a boring person! Was he ever that good? I think not

@FREEDOM_uk 9 ай бұрын

That's all he is a joke, done nothing for the England

@derekbarnes370 9 ай бұрын

Not even funny let alone hilarious, give it a pass

@paulmclaughlin8038 9 ай бұрын

Gary is a bit much

@standstand6569 8 ай бұрын

Lineker was very vocal and strident with his views on BLM and other issues that suit his agenda. His silence on the barbaric slaughter in Israel speaks volumes on his stance. Shame on him and his ilk.