Gas Thief Alan | Two and a Half Men

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“You siphoned my tank!”
Season 6 Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
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@Rj-ij6ko Ай бұрын

Honestly, Charlie is 1000% justified here. Alan has lived there rent free for YEARS and this is one of the only times Charlie has ever asked him for money and he penny pinches him every step of the way. Charlie was even whilling to let Alan get away with stealing his gas lol

@thomasmcnamara3232 Ай бұрын

Charlie ruined Alan. He slept with his lawyer at the worst time. They deserve each other.

@legendaryjimbob7685 Ай бұрын

@@thomasmcnamara3232 Nah. Alan failing to grow spine and getting even slightly competent lawyer is what ruined him. The lawyer Charlie slept with, costed Alan nothing but her fees and the fees Alan had to pay to the new lawyer.

@JKaturamu Ай бұрын

Charlie slept with Alan’s lawyer so Alan cannot afford to move out or any decent income. Plus Charlie could have at least help Alan find a place and Alan does not make Charlie’s kind of money

@michaelfragoso6572 Ай бұрын

@@thomasmcnamara3232Alan should’ve gotten a male lawyer

@livviepayne8849 Ай бұрын

Alan is a leech, team charlie.

@McFrozenNuggets Ай бұрын

"Do me a favor. Say 'preposterous' again."

@jaylife1077 Ай бұрын

You crazy Get that away from me

@thrasherdave1428 Ай бұрын

@@jaylife1077Come on. Just for grins say: "Help me my head is on fire!"

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Ай бұрын

@@jaylife1077”come on, just for grins say help me! My head’s on fire!”

@DonaldRichterJr Ай бұрын

@@jaylife1077"Oh come on. COME ON. Just for grins, say: ``HELP ME. MY HEADS ON FIRE.``"

@victorvega1543 17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@summertime6785 Ай бұрын

2:08 This was honestly a long time coming… and *completely* appropriate.

@ps6474 Ай бұрын

Alan has some nerve asking Charlie to pay him back $38 after Alan has lived there for years, not paying a dime to Charlie. Alan was so pathetic with his extreme cheapness.

@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Ай бұрын

Haha you ain't wrong on that!

@ps6474 Ай бұрын

@@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Exactly!! Lol

@user-tq2cf7jf9c 22 күн бұрын

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@user-tq2cf7jf9c 22 күн бұрын

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@Mirelale000 12 күн бұрын

To be fair Charlie did screw Alan on his divorce by screwing his lawyer, he would have been out of his house in couple of months if he had kept in his pants.

@maxxymrice6200 Ай бұрын

This was one of Alan's most insufferable moments and one of the worst examples of him being cheap.

@NiVi192 Ай бұрын

The way Charlie puts the lighter back into the "holster". 🤠

@afonsodeportugal Ай бұрын

Au au au 😂

@DrewSavo 25 күн бұрын

It is physically impossible for a man to hold that kind of lighter and not holster it after use.

@59771006 Ай бұрын

“Just for grins say “Help me my head’s on fire””

@aleksandarvil5718 Ай бұрын

*THIS SCENE IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!* 😂😂😂😂

@rarehearts2602 Ай бұрын

Alan almost got off free, until he had to open his cheap ass mouth😂

@williamrincon733 Ай бұрын

4.8 USD a gallon. That's inflation my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iand1122 Ай бұрын

I thought that was just California 😂

@thecommonsenseconservative5576 Ай бұрын

California more than inflation

@LednacekZ Ай бұрын

stop whining in Europe the prices have been at $6+ for years.

@youngbloodnba Ай бұрын

Here in the netherlands current gas price is 2.20 euro per liter. Thats like 9 dollars a gallon. 😂

@Murtagh653 Ай бұрын

here in Australia the price is currently 4.66 USD per gallon of unleaded 91 (though very dependent on state, and even location in state) while the price of unleaded 98 is 5.27 USD per gallon

@ericschuster2680 Ай бұрын

Honestly, great stuntwork by Jon

@RazorMouth Ай бұрын

Nobody needs an Alan in their life.

@sanzianagoglinache8696 Ай бұрын

Agreed

@aleksandarvil5718 Ай бұрын

1:20 It Was At This Moment Alan Knew He £u€ked Up !!!

@summertime6785 Ай бұрын

2:13-2:16 Actually I think *this* was the moment.

@gradel888 Ай бұрын

0:23 Shame my ass! How the hell did a quarter tank of gas disappear overnight?! 2:13 Get out!

@maxxymrice6200 Ай бұрын

2:13 that was the most appropriate response to Alan's cheapness.

@EastJazzman Ай бұрын

ONE OF THE GREATEST EPISODES!!!! You know I somewhat was on Alans side (He might have got his money back if was so needy) up until 1:55, he couldn't let it go. He had Charlie lose a lot of his gas and ended up walking a long way and nearly had his mouth burned, AND YET STILL asked for the a measly 24 dollars when Charlie called it even. Charlie had ever right to roast him alive, no jury would convict him!

@maxxymrice6200 Ай бұрын

Truly shows how cheap and insufferable Alan is.

@mikeb3018 Ай бұрын

38 dollars?? Come on Alan

@FantometteBR Ай бұрын

Love this scene And Chuck Lorre must love to hear the world preposterous, given the many times Sheldon said it in TBBT

@ZZ_Tops_007 26 күн бұрын

Rule no.01 never piss off the person that let’s you stay in their house for free

@DonaldRichterJr Ай бұрын

"...I am not cheap. 😐"

@lianat8879 Ай бұрын

I could hardly watch this episode because Alan is not only stingy but incredibly ungrateful. No one would ever have the audacity to charge a ridiculous $38 from the person who has let him AND his son live rent-free in a Malibu beach house for YEARS. On top of that, Charlie is constantly paying for dinner, drinks, movies and all that stuff. Why doesn't Alan consider all this?

@sytestorm 19 күн бұрын

Thank you Two anf half men for teaching me to never let your brother live "temporary" with you😂

@willhull1735 Ай бұрын

Yeah Charlie let him live with him for free. 38 dollars but for Alan to then come back after taking his gasoline to say you still owe me 24 dollars is insane.

@azymondiaskingofthedragons2897 Ай бұрын

Hard to believe this guy became Lex Luthor in Supergirl

@fredrichardson8647 Ай бұрын

did the same thing with walden

@rafewheadon1963 Ай бұрын

Walden wasnt his brother. This is horrible behaviour from a brother.

@fredrichardson8647 24 күн бұрын

@@rafewheadon1963 it's horrible to do it to a so called friend ,tells you what kind of friend alan was to walden

@seangriffin2053 27 күн бұрын

This is when Alan should've been banned for good. Charlie has let him stay there for nothing for six years. If he only takes a few bucks from you once in a while, I'd say it's a blessing, all things considered. Instead, Alan decides to steal his gas and leave him stranded somewhere? I tell you, family or not, they'd regret doing that to me.

@Lokiproooo Ай бұрын

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

@rafewheadon1963 Ай бұрын

what a horrible brother alan is.

@garrettcurtis6795 21 күн бұрын

Honestly surprised charlie didnt blow a gout of fire from how much he drinks

@mattmojo105 Ай бұрын

I can see why people are most on Charlie's side. But we also can't forget that he screwed Alan over by sleeping with his lawyer and then dumping her making Alan's life miserable.

@lianat8879 Ай бұрын

Alan was already living with Charlie rent-free before Charlie met his lawyer.

@tylerwilliamson7128 Ай бұрын

0:23 1:28 2:13

@andydoms2001 Ай бұрын

What was Charlie going to do with the lighter, was he going to light Alan on fire or something? How would that have worked?

@lordwillshire1398 Ай бұрын

The implication is he was trying to light the gas fumes leftover in Alan’s mouth from when he siphoned out the gas tank

@maxxymrice6200 Ай бұрын

He siphoned gas from his car so he has gas on his breath and his highly flammable

@user-xc6xj2dg2o 20 күн бұрын

It’s not the liquid that burns, it’s the fumes. And if Charlie can smell it it’s clearly still on Alan’s mouth. Even is it not enough to actually ignite or cause real damage. I wouldn’t recommend taking the risk of finding out.

@lmhillard56 Ай бұрын

Alan Harper is the universal definition of cheap

@NightCourt1984 21 күн бұрын

Charlie lets him live there for free, his son lives there for free on weekends. He should have kept a running tab when Alan tried this to show just how out of the league Alan is in debt with him.

@user-pt2ln7fe3e Ай бұрын

Pre-POHHs-terous 😂😂

@Aemilius46 Ай бұрын

Alan is such a shrew! I hate Charlie more he is worse, but when Alan is owed money he's like a parasite, but when he owes money he's basically a spineless cockroach!

@maxxymrice6200 Ай бұрын

I have more sympathy for Charlie because he has to put up with a "cheap, gassucking, flammable, irk"

@petefunk Ай бұрын

Why you gotta hate on Charlie, that mothasucka is hilarious

@stevenweiler1379 Ай бұрын

Doesn't make sense why would Charlie need to borrow money in the first place from making money writing jingles i think the writers had issues in real life making Alan to look so very cheap and get screwed over by 3 ditzy women two and a half men and 3 screwballs 😮😮😮