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@ace_does_internet_stuff1817 26 күн бұрын

The historical use of geese as guards is really funny

@DrMattHH 26 күн бұрын

Some modern prisons have started using geese as a combination alarm/security perimeter. Unlike dogs, you can't bribe geese, & they're super aggressive & territorial, so they attack and honk loud if anyone tries to pass them.

@greenockscatman 26 күн бұрын

Romans had sacred geese that supposedly alerted them to an impending Gaul invasion by honking loudly. That was 4th century BC during the Republic.

@freakysquirrel7218 26 күн бұрын

@@greenockscatmanyep, and since the dogs that night didnt sound the alarm, they began having an anual festival where dogs were visously killed while the geese chilled on purple or golden pillows.

@LostStarzOfTheSky 26 күн бұрын

Geese being cops makes too much sense

@AlexsanderSantiago 26 күн бұрын

@@DrMattHH there is one of these prisons here in Brazil

@danglesmcbutternut4088 26 күн бұрын

As a lifelong chicken farmer I can't believe I haven't thought of this. The poultry version of having horses/donkeys as guards for cattle.

@moonhawk_ 26 күн бұрын

Cool profile pic

@Daniel_deez_nutz 26 күн бұрын

Ducks are sooo messy btw. I'd stick with just chickens and a few geese

@khaoshunter 26 күн бұрын

Another thing I've hear for chickens is if you get llamas or alpacas (forgot which it was) they see the chickens as their young so if a coyote tries to get into the chickens or anything else they'll raise immortal hell to protect the birds

@ShadowSlayer1441 26 күн бұрын

With modern advances and practices, how big of a problem are predators to poultry? I'd imagine their coops are pretty secure.

@PeterDanielBerg 26 күн бұрын

@@ShadowSlayer1441 there are still always risks, especially if you're out of the way enough to need your own egg supply, and no one wants to completely imprison their hens

@soradh_ 23 күн бұрын

Geese to other birds: I sleep Geese to anything else: *peace was never an option*

@mossmeow 22 күн бұрын

unless it’s a hawk. I have seen videos of canada geese knocking hawks out of the air

@Rurik_Luci 19 күн бұрын

Actually, if you're not careful and introduce the geese to whatever animal you want them to guard correctly. They will absolutely kill whatever you're trying to make them guard. If you don't introduce the baby chicks to goose at the right age and over the right amount of time, you're gonna come out 1 day, and that goose is going to have killed those chicks. It's not like a llama where as long as there's only a single llama, it will look at whatever animal that isn't a dog in the area and say "you belong to me now and I will guard you with my life."

@empyrealcultist1992 16 күн бұрын

@@Rurik_Luci wait Llama dont like doggos?

@CloudWaIker112 14 күн бұрын

@@empyrealcultist1992 they have a natural fear of coyotes and dogs, apparently they ram stuff or literally smash stuff into the dirt with their heads

@craigwinter3792 11 күн бұрын

A goose tried to fight my car a few weeks ago.

@JustaYeomanBowman 21 күн бұрын

I love how i scroll through and see this guy and its usually tech news or cyber security but every once in a while its something like *_goose bodyguards_*

@kerst1229 4 күн бұрын

earlier in my scrolling i was given the mental picture that the symbol for "and" is a stick figure dragging its butt, now goose body guards

@KeyClavis 17 сағат бұрын

Geese for birds, donkeys for everything else.

@normallymute0131 25 күн бұрын

“Geese are bastards” The vitriol he spat into that line was beautiful

@FatalWalk3rFilms 25 күн бұрын

It made my canadian pride proud 😂

@jusquanorthwind1016 24 күн бұрын

When I heard him say this, all I could think was the untitled goose game: “it’s a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose”

@josephmbimbi 24 күн бұрын

Have you been near one of those, they do are bastards, especially in groups lol.

@FatalWalk3rFilms 24 күн бұрын

@@josephmbimbi calling them bastards is polite XD

@normallymute0131 24 күн бұрын

@@josephmbimbi nah, I’m Aussie, I gotta deal with the bloody Roos. They’re like if you gave geese steroids, a home gym and arms, whilst simultaneously gibing them the hubris of mankind

@Just_a_commenter 26 күн бұрын

Geese are some mean little things, as if they're powered by sheer spite. Do not mess with a gaggle of geese, lest you desire to know what it really means to F around and find out.

@Australian-cave-dweller 26 күн бұрын

You telling me I was married to a goose for 6 years?

@pupper5580 26 күн бұрын

I guess Geese are the real life version of Zelda 'A Link to the Past' chickens - who will annihilate you if you harass a chicken.

@fillerbunnyninjashark271 26 күн бұрын

I've gotten into a fist fight with a group once. One swooped in on me and I punched it square in the chest. They started backing off me after that, I then turn and look and see my girlfriend at the time being chased and bicycle kicked by one. I've never hit the floor at hard laughing in my life

@DeReAntiqua 26 күн бұрын

"Lest" means "so that not / for fear that" or, in specific fossilized phrases, "that"; never "unless / except if". I.e. Don't leave the stove on and exit the room lest you burn your breakfast. And just in case, while we're at it: "Itching" is something you feel, "scratching" is what you do to alleviate the itching. One does not "itch oneself". Similarly, one is not "jealous" of someone if one wants what the other has. "Jealousy" is the fear that someone else will take what one has. If one wants what the other has, he is "envious". Essentially, jealousy is the feeling that someone is envious of you and planning to act on it. And just in case there is a typo in what I've written: That typo is a mistake, what you did was commit an error. The difference being that a mistake is something that happens due to carelessness while the general rule - how it should be spelt - is known. An error is a failure to grasp the rule itself, a mistake is an unintentional violation of the rule in spite of knowing the same. You're welcome.

@GuitarOfTime0116 26 күн бұрын

@@pupper5580 not just alttp (though i know you were just using that as an example) it's actually rarer for a zelda game to NOT have the chicken mob

@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 23 күн бұрын

Imagine just being a weasel thinking you're about to get breakfast and then you just hear "honk!" Behind you right before you get curb stomped

@kesorangutan6170 23 күн бұрын

They actually hiss before attacking.

@maertyrer420 14 күн бұрын

@@kesorangutan6170 Getting hissed at by a wild geese is so uncomfortably

@roguegen5536 23 күн бұрын

Geese are like guard donkeys of the bird world. They're just a lot more fowl.

@gdept88 19 күн бұрын

Ugghhhhh....

@sakrefunholy 26 күн бұрын

Fun fact about geese. Some prisons have begun using geese instead of guard dogs. The reason is that you can't bribe a goose and they are super territorial so they will honk loudly at anyone who tries to escape which alert the guards. 😂

@HurpMuhGurp 26 күн бұрын

That's why my dad got geese they actually made a better security system than a dog, though I'd rather fight a goose than a dog anyway if I happened to be home invading

@Souledex 26 күн бұрын

The Romans did this too

@whannabi 26 күн бұрын

@@HurpMuhGurpDepends if the dog is well trained but most aren't.

@MTExactly 26 күн бұрын

"You can't bribe a goose" is a WILD series of words

@jjgamer1178 26 күн бұрын

@@MTExactlyquote from one prison using geese “they are simply to filled with rage to be bribed” and also dogs were problematic cause the prisoners would just bribe em with meat/treats

@birbopikle6431 25 күн бұрын

Geese and Donkeys, the most underrated livestock guards

@HelloYersoGae 24 күн бұрын

Donkeys will kill your livestock but a goose won't

@14sonnenkrieg88 24 күн бұрын

@@HelloYersoGaewe’ve had mules guarding our calves for a little over 20 years and haven’t had any issues. Granted, not the same thing as a donkey.

@rockyestelloso6128 24 күн бұрын

@@HelloYersoGae they won't, but donkeys are racist towards anything canine so it's probably not a good idea to get one if you have a dog

@dyent 24 күн бұрын

Goats try their best.

@MGrey-qb5xz 24 күн бұрын

@@14sonnenkrieg88 if it's clearly not the same thing then why mention it?

@Soitisisit 13 күн бұрын

"Hip, hip, hooray, it's weasel-stomping day!"

@SlinkyT82 11 күн бұрын

Ultimate reference! Great song. haha

@theprinterdude9687 22 күн бұрын

Ducks and Chickens bouta be attacked. Geese: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON-

@ZenoDovahkiin 25 күн бұрын

"What kinda guard dog you got? German shep, pit?" - "Canadian."

@MarvinStephens 24 күн бұрын

The only type of violent Canadian

@nathanhamman418 24 күн бұрын

Honk, eh?

@Tk_Tank 24 күн бұрын

Your comment has a translate to english option lmao

@SuperiorPosterior 24 күн бұрын

@@nathanhamman418 HJØÑK

@bigbadsauce92 24 күн бұрын

@@nathanhamman418 fr your comment has a "translate to english" xD

@tyrfang 24 күн бұрын

Chickens: *Cluck!* Duck: *Quack!* Geese: "Raging Storm!"

@sambamuel 23 күн бұрын

youtube asked me to review your comment and i clicked 'excellent'. Enjoy the rest of your day.

@BorkBigFrighten2 23 күн бұрын

PREDICTABO

@courageinthedark 23 күн бұрын

More like Geese” scary Russian Sounds” 😂

@nerodia 23 күн бұрын

fun fact: geese can instinctively do the pretzel

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

DUUUUUUUDE HAHAHAHA YOURE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@SaltyBirb 6 күн бұрын

I heard 'dogs' instead of 'ducks'. This short felt like quite the feverdream.

@kyoli012 2 күн бұрын

you're not the only one mate, I replayed the whole thing cause i heard 'dogs are dumb so they get eaten' and went huh?

@NyesoEX 13 күн бұрын

that's quite similar to the use of Llamas to protect sheep, like, a Llama will protect a group of sheep as their own, however, if you decide to get 2 Llama to protect the sheep, then you just screwed yourself, because the Llama will bond with each other and not with the sheep, while just a single Llama in the middle of the sheep will bond with the sheep and act as a body guard for them, making every fox or coyote regret their decision to target the sheep

@JesusisKing134 26 күн бұрын

I feel like geese don't have the part of the brain that deals with fear.

@nibblitman 26 күн бұрын

Yeah no that space has all just been devoted to rage and hate.

@JorisGriffioen 26 күн бұрын

Neither do mustelids so Goose v. Weasel is really just about sheer force haha

@bornkinggamer3347 26 күн бұрын

I've seen videos where they attack zoo animals, they will get scared off but only after taking damage and realizing the bigger animal isn't afraid of it.

@volrag 26 күн бұрын

Normal brain: I should be afraid now. Goose brain: I need to make something afraid of me now.

@daiyadoggo 26 күн бұрын

They deal with fear alright. Inducing it. In other animals.

@EonLess 26 күн бұрын

Up north the Canadian Geese is the current Apex Predator

@RandomNickCanada 26 күн бұрын

Just in Ontario, any time I've gone golfing, the geese are the biggest hazards. 1 is bad enough, because if the ball lands near it, it knows who hit it. A flock though, I've seen courses shut down until the geese have left because of how much they are a menace.

@TalonFGC 26 күн бұрын

Cobra chickens

@evinickbruggen6407 26 күн бұрын

That and the moose.

@samzbieszkowski642 26 күн бұрын

Canadian Air Force as they call it haha

@maxbardus3019 26 күн бұрын

Canadian Geese is the reason why Canada doesn’t spend much on the military. We already have a biological weapon.

@DKforever24 2 күн бұрын

Thor is one of the last people you'd expect to have secret esoteric knowledge of chicken/duck farming.

@Acnologia-nv1gu 23 күн бұрын

A weasel going to get food and 2 geese showing up is like a dark souls boss fight😂

@DrEtzor 26 күн бұрын

"What if a bigger animal comes in to kill the Geese?" "Get the Ostrich." "Why am i hearing boss music"

@PossumKommander 25 күн бұрын

Get an Emu

@akhilm9851 25 күн бұрын

Australians: ✌️

@HaydenMercado-nb6it 24 күн бұрын

Alpacas are deadly as well I've seen one stomp out 2 coyotes

@RhazOfRheos 24 күн бұрын

If youre feeling more daring, get the Cassowaries..

@randomuserame 24 күн бұрын

[ *The Kangaroos' interest has been piqued* ]

@RemiGames669 24 күн бұрын

Geese are actually really good as guard animals. They make a lot of noise and they're very territorial. I used to work for a company that actually had guard geese. It was hilarious

@MR.LMR1996 23 күн бұрын

I remember skimming a video that explained how a new prison somewhere in Europe replaced their Guard Dogs with Guard Geese because of this. That and the prisoners that were able to escape couldn't distract or bribe the Geese as easily as Dogs.

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

Very funny

@Astarohath 22 күн бұрын

My mother once said the screech of the geese hurts the ears of rats so they stay away.

@T57Custodian 22 күн бұрын

House cats be waiting 😂

@cbalt2243 21 күн бұрын

I know geese are used as guards in a prison somewhere but I can't remember where

@livedandletdie 23 күн бұрын

Geese and Swans, are out for blood. They are truly the hellspawn version of birds.

@Arastat1 21 күн бұрын

this dude becomes a source of knowledge in every aspect of life

@lagoom15 26 күн бұрын

I just have one goose, it is simultaneously the sweetest bird I’ve ever seen and the most violent bouncer in the duck clubhouse

@Razzy-sr4oq 26 күн бұрын

This description legitimately made my day, thank you 🤣

@TheMharr 25 күн бұрын

I've heard this. We looked at rearing a goose to eat at Christmas, but apparently they're so loyal, they'll come and greet you when you get home, sit in your lap, follow you around, all that stuff. I just knew I wouldn't be able to deal with killing what is essentially a pet come Christmas time.

@walmarp 24 күн бұрын

@@TheMharr geese seem like some hard Mfs who are chill if you know them type shit

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

704 likes....

@JavierCoroas 26 күн бұрын

Chicken: clucks Duck: quacks Goose: *war crimes*

@luciferthedoberman8991 25 күн бұрын

Love this!

@Benzy670 20 күн бұрын

They must be Canadian geese if they’re committing war crimes. Typical Canadians 😂

@DJ_Bonebraker 17 күн бұрын

I mean one of the most popular varieties of geese to keep where I live are CANADIAN geese, so the war crimes part checks out. ;)

@FogelTheVogel 23 күн бұрын

The downside of having geese as bodyguards for your chickens is that you now have geese stopping you from getting to your chickens

@orpattmaks490 15 күн бұрын

Geese be like “I want problems……always”

@headhunter1945 8 күн бұрын

Except whoever else is near them magically owns all the problems

@lordgiacomos2551 26 күн бұрын

Geese have legitimately replaced guard dogs in some prisons, in part due to the fact that while dogs can be bribed, geese are fueled by sheer hatred.

@EEEEEEEE 25 күн бұрын

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@MegaPokefan97 25 күн бұрын

Imagine if they upgraded to swans

@tformerdude6788 25 күн бұрын

@@MegaPokefan97 war crime simulator.

@dyent 24 күн бұрын

Dogs only have one row of teeth. Geese have teeth on their beaks AND on their tongues.

@clarehidalgo 24 күн бұрын

@@dyent Tomia not teeth

@andrewmettler2228 26 күн бұрын

The problem is that now you have 2 flying psychopaths on your farm.

@jamescomer8701 25 күн бұрын

This was my thought. Now that I have geese, how do I collect my eggs? 😂

@LS-mb4my 25 күн бұрын

Nah they're only bastards to everyone but you. They consider you part of the flock more or less and will be protective of you too.

@UJustGotGamed 25 күн бұрын

just make sure they're tame geese

@overthinking3573 25 күн бұрын

@@jamescomer8701if you regularly feed them and train them (it's possible) they will adore you and never attack you

@jamescomer8701 25 күн бұрын

@@overthinking3573 I feel like these are lies made up by Big Goose to sell more geese.

@TheSeanUhTron 20 күн бұрын

*Stranger approaches* *Chicken:* 🐔❓ *Duck:* 🦆❔ *Cobra Chicken:* 🔫👿❗

@nickzand7597 23 күн бұрын

Dont ever stop doing ur mspaint illustrations rofl I love these

@justinwhite2725 26 күн бұрын

As a Canadian... You do not mess with geese. You see geese walking on the sidewalk towards you followed by goslings... You find another path.

@forgedabauditt9955 25 күн бұрын

I think you forgot an o. Do not change it.

@kylecalvert4549 25 күн бұрын

100%! One time, me and a buddy walked too close to a mama goose by mistake and I'll never forget the hiss!

@TheHollowjoint 25 күн бұрын

@@kylecalvert4549 Lucky. You got off with a warning.

@GlorifiedGremlin 25 күн бұрын

Yeah they're actually pretty chill when they don't have babies in tow

@nefethrul 25 күн бұрын

there is a reason they are called cobra chicken ;)

@crimsondragon2677 26 күн бұрын

Weasel: eats birds Geese: no

@AtrusOranis 24 күн бұрын

Alternatively: "I see you have chosen death"

@akaBoG 23 күн бұрын

In Denver a few years back they rounded up a bunch of the migrating geese and fed them to the homeless.

@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 23 күн бұрын

Geese and Donkeys being unintentionally the best guard animals is hilarious IMO due to their natures.

@taylormade1121 16 күн бұрын

Bro, ur so informative. Every time i scroll past a short of your i learn something or just generally entertained. Thx

@Garagantua 26 күн бұрын

And now remember that once upon a time, there was a 4m tall ancestor of Geese. It seems they inherited the same attitude, but luckily not the size.

@TheSpeep 26 күн бұрын

Well, swans still exist. Same attitude, arguably worse even, but now with enough size to back that shit up.

@chxknfries36 26 күн бұрын

@@TheSpeep there was a swan that died of “heart break” after some teens smashed the swans eggs

@lukeeatschips6324 26 күн бұрын

@@chxknfries36 one swan

@98loud 25 күн бұрын

@@TheSpeep also Emus

@stratmankudzu 25 күн бұрын

@@98loudlook up cassowary

@RyanJohnson-ks1me 24 күн бұрын

The typical goose conversations actually does include the words "Bastards" and "Annihilate" almost every time

@tcr7 22 күн бұрын

Geese are daleks, confirmed.

@darkwyve 14 күн бұрын

@@tcr7 Really? And here silly me thought they were honey badgers with wings and a bill...

@sirhawkjames 23 күн бұрын

You managed to sit my scattered brain down for 30 minutes. That deserves a sub

@kevinhirt4048 3 күн бұрын

Geese are BMF's you dont mess with those. I Love them

@liamcarnahan1346 26 күн бұрын

"Geese are bastard" is a sentiment I felt in my soul. Been chases as a child by geese

@DignityForAllyt 25 күн бұрын

I’m

@ElSoMbRiO19 25 күн бұрын

@@DignityForAllyt you are what? a child or a geese? A CHILD OR A GEESE?!!!!

@paragrin8385 25 күн бұрын

i got chased by chickens

@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy 24 күн бұрын

Hahaha my little sister got chased by one at a pond once it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen she looked like she thought she was about to die

@iceagegaming3901 26 күн бұрын

"Chickens are dumb ducks are dumb geese are bastards" spoken like a true owner of geese

@OmegaWarrior42 23 күн бұрын

Geese: Peace was never an option.

@inspectornl 23 күн бұрын

I have to say, how much I appreciate that simpleness of your short titles. Not trying to game the algorithm with hashtags or weird capslocked words. Just: Geese. Because it's about geese. Refreshing. Thank you.

@Purpleturtlehurtler 25 күн бұрын

"Hip hip hooray, it's weasel stomping day!" -Geese.

@semairusmojyo1080 24 күн бұрын

Thank you for reminding me of that song XD

@MGrey-qb5xz 24 күн бұрын

Goose not geese, you are talking about a singular animal

@joshdaw3677 24 күн бұрын

@@MGrey-qb5xz why u gotta do the other geese like that tho?

@wither5673 26 күн бұрын

Depending on the breed I can tell you that rooster will absolutely not run from a fight and will in fact simply chant ''cowabunga it is then'' while manifesting the energy of their ancient dinosaur ancestors to rip the face off the bobcat, fox or hawk that attack's his flock, I had a rooster like that, he was a good boy.

@Marc83Aus 25 күн бұрын

Issue is you can only have one rooster while the geese swarm is infinitely expandable.

@olasimangrantadrianem.2489 25 күн бұрын

Seems like a good screening for cockpit fits

@FanpiresLabyrinth 25 күн бұрын

My brother in Christ, “Cowabunga it is then” has hit me right in my funny bone and changed me forever

@def6078 23 күн бұрын

It seems foolproof until you get stomped by your own geese.

@sidrat2009 Күн бұрын

Swans can be like that too. Also pelicans -They can snatch up an unsuspecting seagull in the blink of an eye. Wild.

@Dootteh318 24 күн бұрын

And with that, Guard Geese have been instantly added to my D&D campaign. DIRE-GEESE!

@matthewhafner962 22 күн бұрын

Apply the Half-infernal template as well

@imaratspal 21 күн бұрын

They're like geese, but they're DIRE!

@incendior 21 күн бұрын

That's just a dinosaur

@GrassPokeKing 19 күн бұрын

Who uses them, Aarakocra? Kenku? Tabaxi?

@conanladler3472 15 күн бұрын

I read the comment at first and had to do a double take when I read dire geese I need them

@murdeoc 24 күн бұрын

So those geese that keep eyeballin' me on my way to work really DO want to kill me. I knew it!

@reznovvazileski3193 23 күн бұрын

Literally do not go a foot too close or that thing will viciously assault you those things do not screw around.

@boskilingenfelter9515 22 күн бұрын

Yeah, pretty much. They don't hiss at you as a greeting.

@MrSmurfhead 22 күн бұрын

Remember, they have teeth

@samuelpresser7647 21 күн бұрын

@@MrSmurfhead they also have palm shaped necks

@genervtgenervt1810 21 күн бұрын

not you in particular. they just want to kill everyone they see. Still,somehow,they still manage to make it personal.

@Sintrania 23 күн бұрын

Thor forgot to mention “Including you if you’re not careful”, these geese are sick bastard I tell ya.

@Angelgrinder85 13 күн бұрын

Get too close to geese, and you'll get a free bite!

@brandonbeilbymcleod6546 26 күн бұрын

Geese are the perfect guard animal, dogs are too friendly but geese. They’re too filled with rage.

@Davide0033 24 күн бұрын

i had a geese that was just nice and friendly, loved to be petted and everything, but still bite just for the sake of it, and she wasn't going light

@hic_tus 24 күн бұрын

ask my uncle's 3 maremmas, but try to set foot on the property unannounced, see how it goes lol

@lyntonfleming 24 күн бұрын

Dogs can also be bribed. Geese live to hate. You cannot bribe pure, unadulterated hate given sentience.

@Bongus_Bubogus 26 күн бұрын

I always enjoy learning more about the Canadian army

@dennisperry8579 26 күн бұрын

The Geese have also been known to ride the War Moose, Battle Bears, and Buffalo Tanks into battle. Pretty sure that Geese are involved with the training of the human division, too. It would explain our war crimes. 😂

@Atalas5 26 күн бұрын

@@dennisperry8579 Goose: "Do it." Solider: "But.." Goose: "DO IT!" Solider: *throws the soup can with a live grenade in it at the starving Germans*

@reaganharder1480 25 күн бұрын

@@dennisperry8579hey, it's never a war crime the first time. Canada doesn't commit war crimes, we demonstrate what needs to be made criminal.

@Cyb3rHusky 21 күн бұрын

Another example of geese being the antagonists of mankind

@xilverknight155 23 күн бұрын

this just made me realize why my grandparents had geese on the homestead I grew up on.

@3bugsinatrenchcoat 26 күн бұрын

i thought this was going to be some deep metaphor. no, it's just thor ranting about geese. please never change.

@balian9177 26 күн бұрын

My grandpa told me, back in his youth, he worked at a factory. They had no Gate no Guards house, just an area where they kept their geese at the front door. And when they employed new guys they had to accompany them for lile 2 weeks to the facility with veterans so the geese understood they belong. No one ever broke in or stole something durimg that period and stuff didnt went missing. Everybody knew when someome not belonging went in there, and sometime blood trails whould show the attempt even ...

@martinxy1291 26 күн бұрын

Im just imagining a human body being dragged away by 5 geese to backdoor towards unknown fate

@joganesha4151 25 күн бұрын

@@martinxy1291 They thirst for blood, I say 💀

@davidjohnson4171 24 күн бұрын

@@martinxy1291 "This one will make a fine addition to the hive."

@Groundlord 23 күн бұрын

You see five geese dragging a human corpse, the body battered and mangled by wings and beaks. One of the geese turns and looks at you... its black eyes staring straight into yours, into your very soul. You quietly move on, understanding exactly what the goose said with that one look. *You saw nothing.*

@pcap8810 13 күн бұрын

oh knock it off, the "blood trails"... ludicrous. three geese attacked me when I was 6 because they wanted the bread I brought to feed the ducks and it wasn't even painful, just annoying.

@adamripplinger6035 20 күн бұрын

I like how he often seems to approach these things from a primal viewpoint yk, simple

@avakat7507 23 күн бұрын

As a Canadian can confirm geese will fight anything and everything that it doesn't like 😅

@black_forest_ 24 күн бұрын

In DnD someone wanted to sell our group a 3 headed guard goose. "Think about it, a normal goose a bandit might grab by its neck, but they only have two hands..."

@kesorangutan6170 23 күн бұрын

That's just King Ghidorah with feathers. Amazing idea!

@pointlesspeanut3182 23 күн бұрын

@@kesorangutan6170 King Goose-dorah

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

12 likes is actually fucking insane.

@Sephiroth36977 19 күн бұрын

More concentrated fury than an Owlbear.

@jameskim1505 16 күн бұрын

Honey Badger with wings

@deltablaze77 26 күн бұрын

Mule's are like this too, need to protect sheep from the predators, let a Mule think he is king of the herd and watch the coyotes fly.

@DoctorTemblor 26 күн бұрын

Yeah. We don't aprecciate enough the aggressiveness of the geeese and the stubborness of the mules

@twp397 26 күн бұрын

Donkeys as well. Used to work with a guy from alabama who claimed his donkey killed several coyotes and even stomped out an alligator. No clue on how big the gator was.

@rainblue4789 26 күн бұрын

@@twp397 aren't donkeys a mule?

@twp397 26 күн бұрын

@@rainblue4789 mule is the offspring of a male donkey and female horse

@allegro6104 26 күн бұрын

@@twp397 what's the offspring of a female donkey and a male horse then

@georgerr335 16 күн бұрын

the rnadom facts this guy throws is why i subbed to this man LMFAO

@bidenslastbraincell 22 күн бұрын

"Canada gooses are MAJESTICS!! barrel chesteds, the envys of all ornotholgies."

@cjvs1604 26 күн бұрын

Geese celebrate Weasel Stomping Day every day

@ianburt2290 26 күн бұрын

This was my thought 😂

@DarkHitmontop 26 күн бұрын

Robot Chicken!

@Captain_Dark 26 күн бұрын

WEASEL STOMPING DAAAAAAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Doomsdayparade 26 күн бұрын

Weird Al so good

@GAB-vq7re 25 күн бұрын

Wait what is that from? I know this reference I just cant remember @Captain_Dark

@themonkeydrunken 25 күн бұрын

"You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate"

@dinovoldo544 24 күн бұрын

Well pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

@Tk_Tank 24 күн бұрын

(If you've also watched Shoresy) Settle down.

@JamesEdwardGagne 24 күн бұрын

sorry to be that guy but *geese

@themonkeydrunken 24 күн бұрын

@@JamesEdwardGagne GOOSES! (It's a joke from Letterkenny)

@dreammaker9642 23 күн бұрын

Bruh Canada gooses have a problem with you I swear 😂 like it’s by default, they like hippos they just born hating you on a very spiritual level

@frankyg2384 19 күн бұрын

Canadian here, I can confirm that our Geese are not to be messed with or you will suffer their wrath.

@GreyAcumen 26 күн бұрын

You might be asking; "why ducks?" if it floods, chickens will drown, ducks will not.

@xebedee0001 25 күн бұрын

I have a small terrier that is happy to bark at 40kg German Shepherds. Once, we passed 20 geese. She did not make eye contact, kept quiet and we quickly walked away.

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

What exactly is your point? That youre a dog whisperer and your dog perfectly articulated to you that its afraid of geese?

@takizawaseidou3531 23 күн бұрын

@@thejustinsteffan one question, do you have single digit iq or room temperature?

@Jay-pw2ks 23 күн бұрын

Do you work the terrier? Nothing to do with this clip just curious I work mine

@xebedee0001 23 күн бұрын

@@Jay-pw2ks No, she's a delinquent princess. I did suggest ratting but my other half vetoed it. What does yours do?

@jclausi02 22 күн бұрын

The upbeat music in the background really fighting hard to make those geese seem less like bastards.

@NorthstarTex 15 күн бұрын

Can confirm that, my mom's childhood home had chickens, and a couple of geese. She knows how to antagonize the geese.

@Mache. 26 күн бұрын

And then there's Kevin, that rhea from the farm shorts that kills everything, living or dead.

@marisgriffin1122 26 күн бұрын

We love Urban Rescue Ranch

@frikghorgan 26 күн бұрын

URR is the best, and the only thing Kevin knows is hatred

@robearto7961 26 күн бұрын

This is my son Kevin, he has a demon!

@legueu 26 күн бұрын

Roosters: I'll teach you a lesson. Geese: I'll teach your atoms a lesson.

@belzemus4725 22 күн бұрын

Thank you Thor, just what I needed for my Weasel Home Defense Measures.

@Trisjack20 16 сағат бұрын

Always amazing the variety of Thor's knowledge

@guillaumeducommun3312 26 күн бұрын

my stupid ass heard dogs instead of ducks, so you can understand my confusion when I first heard "you eat the dogs" and then later "the dogs lay eggs"

@kyucumbear 26 күн бұрын

And you get cheese as bodyguards for the dog eggs.

@sir_cabbage1170 24 күн бұрын

The geese when they find a weasel in the enclosure: "IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS AVIAN AND FEATHERED, WE SHALL SHOW NO MERCY!"

@Raikos100 23 күн бұрын

"They annihilate anything that gets in there" Yeah, even their owner 😂

@ILIAL_General 20 күн бұрын

Geese with birds: Geese with LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE: Your death shall fuel our engine of hate.

@TheOnyxSpy 26 күн бұрын

Good to know that not only do geese participate in Weasel Stomping Day, but it's also a constant holiday for them.

@thegrimspartan2806 26 күн бұрын

Turkeys too! They are fantastic and have pointy beaks, and big claws, super protective.

@1993rnicholson 26 күн бұрын

I think turkeys have a survival instinct though 😂😂😂

@antaris905 15 күн бұрын

Untitled Goose Game was in fact True Crime documentary.

@knightsoftheroundbagel6254 21 күн бұрын

I love geese good to see them getting some appreciation

@davidjohnson4171 24 күн бұрын

This is also why if you have Coyote problems you get a mule, donkey's *_HATE_* anything vaguely wolf-shaped and will go postal on their ass in the worst way. To quote an old farmer wisdom: "It's better to get a donkey than a shotgun cuz you don't have to reload a donkey."

@dassemultor6940 24 күн бұрын

This! Underrated livestock guardians and unexpectedly terrifying. Super smart too, smarter than horses.

@clonious 23 күн бұрын

Well, you do have to reload a Donkey, if there’s nothing around for it to eat 😅

@thejustinsteffan 23 күн бұрын

@@dassemultor6940 THIS! THIS!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!

@fuqnzht 22 күн бұрын

me: is the "ass" pun intended?

@davidjohnson4171 22 күн бұрын

@@fuqnzht HA! I didn't even notice until you said something!

@Fnaffan_-tc2so 26 күн бұрын

Thats similar to how Donkeys are used to Guard Sheep, a Donkey absolutely will fight a Wolf

@gmstrbert2982 26 күн бұрын

Llamas are used the same way

@MrWhite2222 26 күн бұрын

Donkreys will also murk mountain lions. Incredible animals.

@emperor8716 26 күн бұрын

i did not know that. now i need to watch donkey v. wolf. 😂

@Brohan97 25 күн бұрын

@@MrWhite2222that's badass

@PERIX_QR 23 күн бұрын

Now I want a birds and reptiles tower defense game

@dylan4125 26 күн бұрын

Wild chickens are scary smart & they hunt in packs like little feathered raptors.

@lHiTMANll 26 күн бұрын

Like feathered raptors? That's all they are... just smaller fatter versions of their old ancestors. Raptors had feathers btw.

@Deadbeatcow 26 күн бұрын

@@lHiTMANllI think that's why they said it 😂

@Fishpizza1212 26 күн бұрын

Chickens are little dinosaurs! And just like dinosaurs, they have little brains.

@lHiTMANll 26 күн бұрын

@Deadbeatcow that's like saying an alligator is like an archosaur tho. Like duh... that's the same thing. Just the newer version.

@eat139 26 күн бұрын

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dinosaur knower

@boufns8 26 күн бұрын

Geese are literally fearless. 0 self preservation instincts.

@Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat 26 күн бұрын

They preserve themself by winning the fight

@KeefWithNoTeef 21 күн бұрын

Can confirm. Was watching the Canadian Geese momma laying on the nest on the island of my pond. While Papa Goose is single handedly fighting a German shepard and a Golden Retriever. It was pretty gangster to witness.

@mezzient3500 8 күн бұрын

i have to frequently walk past a large family of full grown geese on my way to work every day during the summer and i always feel like im walking last a group of gangsters

@jglackey2 26 күн бұрын

A prison in Brazil started using geese to guard the outside wall of the prison, because they would make a lot of noise if anyone got out, and unlike dogs, “geese are too full of hatred to be bribed with food”.

@clockwing6598 26 күн бұрын

Instructions unclear, geese have managed to stomp me into the ground while trying to collect my hard earned eggs

@professorsypher6174 21 күн бұрын

Yup. Geese, and a great pyrenees will protect your entire farm. Chickens, goats, pigs, you name it. Never underestimate a good ranch dog.

@Bdoll1993 18 күн бұрын

I love Thor explaining aspects of homesteading. PLEASE Thor, include more homesteading tips and tricks :)

@druid4438 26 күн бұрын

There's a reason I grew up hearing the called "Cobra Chickens".

@benjaminoechsli1941 25 күн бұрын

They do hiss like a snake. 😳

@samisalama3033 26 күн бұрын

Prison perimeter guard dogs were replaced with geese because they were better; they were so protective over their space, and couldn't be bribed like dogs.