Oh Evergreen

So *everything* is embarrassing about Evergreen State College?

That looks like Mr. Hankey, from South Park.

only at everegreen, go gooey!

I didn't even know this creature existed until my friend told me she was going to this school and there was a mascot!!! :P

yup... thats my mascot :)

i've never heard of a geoduck before, so i did a quick little google search... and all i can say is "LOL".

Looks like a giant phallus falling out of a woman's purse :

It's called "mirugai" in Japanese and you can get it at sushi bars. ;-P

This school has tanked thanks to George Bridges. I can’t believe the faculty there have done nothing really to undo the damage done by that guy allowing some seriously deranged and stupid people to take over the campus.

Did you even watch Evergreen last year? They went all the way to the conference finals under the teachings of first year coach Jeff Drinkwine. And his teachings do not allow for one person to be the team. Now I know they didn't win, but Nate wasn't the only one contributing to the success of the team last year.

Is his name Mr Happy?