Geoff Norcott Roasts All UK Political Parties

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7 ай бұрын

Live at London's free-thinking comedy club comedyunleashed.co.uk
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@kpaulblume47 7 ай бұрын

"If you look like an 8-year-old boy, don't have a row about marbles." ...brilliant.

@oldmrt 7 ай бұрын

Great to see Geoff back, haven’t seen him for ages.

@owensmith4651 7 ай бұрын

Great stuff. Keir Starmer reminds me of the Brian Badonde character from the Fonejacker.

@DSDJ1986 7 ай бұрын

Excellent stuff.

@kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512 6 ай бұрын

I once tried to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car but it wouldn't stretch, despite the fact that there was a sign saying "hoses stretch- use both sides." From that moment on, I have only ever parked on the correct side of the petrol cap. I used to think the joke was on me, but now its on _you_ Geoff Norcott!

@Mattsavage69 3 ай бұрын

Pull harder

@Mattsavage69 3 ай бұрын

Park nearer

@frankbrodie5168 3 ай бұрын

You're already getting people saying you're wrong. But I totally agree with you, and have done the same thing in the past. I think if you have a very small, not overly wide car, then it's probably fine. Any car of an actual adult size and I'm parking with the correct side of the car next to the pump.

@cnrspiller3549 7 ай бұрын

He never fails!!

@Nothing._- 6 ай бұрын

He never fails to be shit

@ashleyhoward8926 6 ай бұрын

Yep. Laugh? I nearly started.@@Nothing._-

@andywatts8654 Ай бұрын

👆🏼 Silly haters

@johnrowell3583 7 ай бұрын

Love Geoff Norcott.

@nickg1743 7 ай бұрын

Finally, something resembling good British comedy

@drdouche4230 7 ай бұрын

Resembling being the primary word

@nickg1743 7 ай бұрын

@@drdouche4230 👍

@XLatMaths 6 ай бұрын

@@drdouche4230 beat me to it...

@Tommy-he7dx 7 ай бұрын

I Love Geoff

@Cromwellbear333 7 ай бұрын

Made my Day this Refreshing comedy.

@KO-wh6yw 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely superb 👏👏👏👏👍

@Bingo12331 7 ай бұрын

Love it! Can’t wait to see Geoff live in Chester

@Jimble675 6 ай бұрын

Im a proud woke leftie. Am I allowed to say this is hilarious and well observed comedy?

@dave8323 6 ай бұрын

Being "allowed to say" something is a pathetic thing to aspire to. Amazing how compliance and censorship has become so ingrained in the politics of the 'left'. I remember when it used to be about fairness and improving the lives of normal people

@emdiar6588 6 ай бұрын

Yes you are. I was hesitant to click on this, half expecting his usual Tory/Brexit/Gammon apologist shtick. Despite this, I could tell he was smart years ago and predicted that he would have to change tack a bit as the evidence came in. Lo and behold, here he is, a virtual centrist.

@Mzuka-Moto 6 ай бұрын

Yep all welcome here. We're the tolerant ones.

@johnkeogh8164 4 ай бұрын

Why would you want to go broke. 😮

@gdr1174 7 ай бұрын

Very good 👍 👏

@chrislynch2557 7 ай бұрын

Nice one Geoff👍

@djmattblack 6 ай бұрын

Rishi just reminds me of Roland Rat with those sticky out ears

@frankbrodie5168 3 ай бұрын

I'll die happy if he ever stands up at PMQ's and starts with "Mornin' rat fans!"

@peteg400 7 ай бұрын

Might dabble. Love it !

@totallybored5526 7 ай бұрын

I’ve got a plan to get more people voting in By-elections. Step 1: rebrand them as bi-curious elections. With no explanation whatsoever. Step 2: we don’t need a step 2 as Step 1 will do the trick

@Josh-sj9ig 6 ай бұрын

Taking a sideways look at the weeks news...

@trevorjackson7662 7 ай бұрын

They re all bought and paid for dosent matter who at number 10

@peterwright997 6 ай бұрын

I got told off by my 30 Yr old daughter when I said fooking adherence to the religion of permanent offence is akin to mental illness because her neighbour upstairs might think I was racist 😂😂

@merylmel 7 ай бұрын

Clever and funny. Aren't they both banned?

@robertcreighton4635 5 ай бұрын

Geoff is great love his stand up

@Battismore-Blue 7 ай бұрын

Top Bloke

@BigEnglishStandup 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@duncefunce1513 7 ай бұрын

Fantastic liver

@DjNikGnashers 7 ай бұрын

Quite funny this was, thank you. Not sure we deserve another 4 years of liebour, there is a better option - Reform.

@mrdeafa25 6 ай бұрын

Most of his contribution to Radio4 News Quiz was a lift from this gig.

@MediaRedia 6 ай бұрын

You need to be pissed to laugh at this crap.

@aidanfraser8589 5 ай бұрын

I want to bring these comedians to Bracknell acoustic cafe - how do I go about it ?

@raconteurhermit1533 4 ай бұрын

Renaissance was not just due to rediscovery of supposedly Greek knowledge of physical sciences through medium of Arabic civilization enabling Europeans to break free from dogmatic culture of church but was triggered by the direct exposure of the West to Indian Hindu texts when the Ottoman lay seize on trade routes and they had to directly find routes to India by passing the Turks and Arabs

@gavinfoley103 7 ай бұрын

👍

@robkeeleycomposer 7 ай бұрын

Geoff should do more impressions - he's very good with accents. But I think he SHOULD be scared of Labour- Smarmer is no centrist (if he's anything) and once they're in power, you can be sure, he'll be challenged by a hard-left candidate.

@thadtuiol1717 7 ай бұрын

Starmer is an utter shithead - he was installed by zionists

@jediscum84 7 ай бұрын

I do hope so! 🙏 🤞

@vulture3874 6 ай бұрын

Timeline. Labour win the next election. Six months of gloating and vanity projects. Then three years of the unions running the country. A year of cover ups and then six months of blaming the tories.

@Badger8200 3 ай бұрын

Political tellytubbie 😂

@ph8077 7 ай бұрын

The lovable right-wing comedian that even militant left-wing twonks can't hate!

@zeldagoblin 7 ай бұрын

My ultra left wing relative recently visited, and I dropped Norcott's name when we were talking about comedians. He almost visibly shuddered, and said, "Ugh, no. I don't have the stomach for him." This was months ago and I'm still baffled.

@robm8809 7 ай бұрын

I like Geoff, he's barely centre-right though.

@Nothing._- 6 ай бұрын

“Right wing comedian” is an oxymoron

@robm8809 6 ай бұрын

@@Nothing._- Whereas left wing comedians are just morons.

@EdDueim 6 ай бұрын

Probably the best conservative leaning comedian in the UK. But there's not a lot of competition.

@zivkovicable 6 ай бұрын

I didn't know who he was when I started watching, so assumed he was a crap left wing comedian taking the piss out of the Tories..., Then it turned out he was a crap conservative comedian and it all made sense. .

@zckls 6 ай бұрын

I like him on panel shows, but his stand up needs a bit of work.

@EdDueim 6 ай бұрын

@@zckls On panel shows he is bantering with smart people who have a different perspective. His stand up is generally to a right leaning audience who lack nuance.

@Nothing._- 6 ай бұрын

“Conservative comedian “ is an oxymoron

@stejer211 7 ай бұрын

LOUDER!

@Morbius1963 3 ай бұрын

Don't be so hard on the Prime Miniature.

@stevenmorley1639 6 ай бұрын

Refreshing to see Comedy as it should be . The Woke/ P.C brigade are such a turn off and genuinely unfunny .

@hairzilla 7 ай бұрын

I thought geoff Norcott was a golfer or a cricket player?

@Musingsonthelawofattraction 7 ай бұрын

Very good! No, that was Jeffrey Ball-cock.

@ChangeBegins9661 6 ай бұрын

You're thinking of Geoffrey Boycott

@hairzilla 6 ай бұрын

@@ChangeBegins9661 thats probably what the left calls for when they want him cancelled

@ChangeBegins9661 6 ай бұрын

@@hairzilla badum dum tiss 🥁

@hilarygraham4381 7 ай бұрын

Laugh out loud, pertinent what’s not to like?

@gerrabath 6 ай бұрын

Yeah coz no one has ever said that the whole of British politics stinks after they finally concede the side they cheer for is a festering pile of shit have they.🤨

@Nothing._- 6 ай бұрын

This “comedian” is one of the corporate type comedians Bill Hicks used to rip the bag out of, he seems to think that using Russel Brands name will make him a bit more famous, using terms like conspiracy theorist is embarrassing

@frankbrodie5168 3 ай бұрын

I always assumed that Rishi brought Cameron back so he could sit there and say "Hey! I might be bad.. But I'm not as bad as this cxxx who nuked the Conservative party..." To which I would say.. Yes.. You ARE that bad and indeed worse Rishi. Unelected and worse at that. I'll be the unpopular one in the comments and say that however bad Liz Truss might have turned out to be. She would have been better than Rishi. AND elected by the members at least.

@junelawson5100 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, this is a comedy platform not a political one. It was a joke.

@BiscuitGeoff 6 ай бұрын

‘Both sides’ = meh

@tsaxondale2499 6 ай бұрын

He has a crap delivery

@Fatpie42 6 ай бұрын

Critical drinker recognises that context matters. Kudos. This is still a director with no experience of making feature films, even if her work in making documentaries likely deserves respect. She probably needed to make men uncomfortable in her documentary work in Pakistan. That's not a problem at all. But there have to be better options for Star Wars movie director. Is the problem that she is the only person who WANTS to direct a Rey movie?