Geometry Dash's WORST "Hackers"

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2 жыл бұрын

Geometry Dash hackers kinda suck bro. So many fake Tartarus and Arcturus completions ugh.
I use the term 'hacker' very loosely here, in this context mainly just ppl who fake completions. (Yes I know a decent amount of them are jokes)
I would put links here but I dont want ppl to be mean to em so nah tbh.
Big thanks to naxx for helping me find some of these!!!!
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@sneaky_sneaky 2 жыл бұрын

4:08 dude literally turned into a sorting algorithm

@Countcomfortable 2 жыл бұрын

He turned into a broken microwave when my foods done

@Grasshopper7649 2 жыл бұрын

That's not human at all XD that sound is not normal.

@RiftyLuca 2 жыл бұрын

sylv

@Aiden_SpadeZ 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@illusions7457 2 жыл бұрын

lmao exactly

@NaXxMC 2 жыл бұрын

This turned out very well lmaoo

@istabbedpurotodeath 2 жыл бұрын

i knew naxx would be here

@jaorlon68 2 жыл бұрын

fake

@Lemoncak3 2 жыл бұрын

My hero!!!!

@annigram 2 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE BETTER THEN TOPI

@S4VORYT-OG 2 жыл бұрын

Naxx kowareta when

@CR0XZA 6 ай бұрын

These kids gonna grow up to be the next SpaceUK what a talented man. so proud of him

@Soviet-MewnionX 5 ай бұрын

BROOOO SO FRRRRR

@AsrielDreemur. 4 ай бұрын

LOLL

@dumdummyonyt 4 ай бұрын

that's wild and hilarous

@GDAccelerate 2 ай бұрын

lol

@IkaroJesse 2 ай бұрын

Bro wake up today and chose war lmfao bros wild 😂

@ahmadabdulrazaq5440 2 жыл бұрын

15:26 Can we just appreciate how much this syncs with the music?

@TheEggGrandMaster Жыл бұрын

Lol ikr

@hamme7786 2 жыл бұрын

12:43, even robtop knew

@Vaea4 2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Balls199 2 жыл бұрын

"Haxxor?"

@RyanGFC 2 жыл бұрын

"Haxxor?"

@RommyDash 2 жыл бұрын

"Haxxor?"

@devonbrook921 2 жыл бұрын

"Haxxor?"

@delirium_bass 2 жыл бұрын

14:33 his heart rate man, he done pumped more blood in a minute that the entire continent in a year combined LOLL

@Oronough 2 жыл бұрын

You had me laughing with your comment ngl xD

@user-hn2pn2xt1s 2 жыл бұрын

17256 bpm to be exact

@No-yt9iv 2 жыл бұрын

Dude my stomach hurts so bad bc of this im fucking dying💀

@GuimaGamesXD 2 жыл бұрын

he drank a potion that makes you pump that much blood

@fictional_player 2 жыл бұрын

r/rareinsult

@PinkSpaceDinosaur 4 ай бұрын

For anyone that doesn’t know, I’m pretty sure No. 16 was making fun of the guy who faked a Super Mario speedrun by splicing other people’s runs

@gmdFrame 2 ай бұрын

I loved that xD

@brightblackhole2442 2 ай бұрын

the "drink soda while being hesitant on whether to pick up your controller" strategy is applicable to almost any game

@tennisbaIl 27 күн бұрын

i think that was gd colon lol

@Xnoob545 2 жыл бұрын

14:24 this is a parody of the video "completing super Mario bros in 5 minutes"

@GrayscaleReal 2 жыл бұрын

7:47 This mouse actually does have wireless capabilities, however the connecter doesnt fit a phone because it's designed for typical USB ports

@NotHyperion 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, there's an adapter for it but im not sure lol

@ahmed4363 2 жыл бұрын

@@NotHyperion yeah there is. I have one

@clara4738 2 жыл бұрын

OTG

@figure003 2 жыл бұрын

I had one to but ya

@zFede_Rico 2 жыл бұрын

Usb to micro usb adaptor

@HappyCreeper2013 2 жыл бұрын

14:30 its clearly Badabun's Mario "speedrun" parody

@Mossenstein 2 жыл бұрын

true

@epnrgoin 2 жыл бұрын

Badabun and he is legit wdym?

@CraftIP 2 жыл бұрын

ikr i just noticed how have i never seen it before

@Qwertyexists 2 жыл бұрын

That's colon I think

@WojtekXD-bx7jb 2 жыл бұрын

@@epnrgoin If you aren't joking and you seriously never heard of this drama. Badabun made a "sub 5 minutes Super Mario Brothers speedrun", trying to pass a stolen parts of other people's runs as his own. He didn't even made any research and there was many red flags proving "his" run inlegitmate, here's some examples: -Literally in the first second of the gameplay Mario used Tool asisted speedrun only fast-acceleration technique allowing Mario to readch max speed faster saving some frames, this is Tas only because it requires to press both A and B at the same time which is impossible on the original controler leading to making it banned. -In the 1-1 shortcut there's already much to talk about, 1) He picked 10 coins but the counter went up by 11, 2) The stats appeared after the rest of the level which also isn't possible on original console, the entire interface was always appearing first at once and then Mario spawned where he was meant to, 3) sounds did not matched the gameplay, and it all happened in the first shortcut in 1-1 -Immediately after exiting the shortcut it was obvious what run he stolen, there's a glitch that lets Mario clip into the flagpole and save some time in the animation of the flag being changed, it requires a precise setup with ~2 frames window, Tas literally yolos it like nothing happened jumping from stair to stair and doing the flagpole glitch. And here's what this entire disscution is about: In the 1-2 or 4-2 he wasn't sure if he had enough time so he decided to take a slice of pizza and take a bite, but then realized the animation was ending and came back to the controler, but it was too late, Mario moved when he wasn't even holding the controler. Also he was bitting the pizza and drinking the coke between levels which evolved into a meme that "Super Mario Bros speedrun isn't legit if you are not eating pizza and drinking coke". Here's a video of a professional analizing this run kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d6yihJSQl8jGo30.html

@Paedin 2 жыл бұрын

15:04 - To be honest, I was dying of laughter with this part of him getting a discord call while he was "trying" to beat the level. XD *WhO's CaLlInG mY dIsCoRd!?!* *I'm trying to beat Bloodlust! >:((*

@MRCGG572 2 жыл бұрын

2:24 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

@avbagd 2 жыл бұрын

Laser Gunner laser gunner

@MRCGG572 2 жыл бұрын

@@avbagd Yeah

@penta5421 2 жыл бұрын

14:12 This one is actually such a great parody lmao, love it

@yeetaleet_gd 2 жыл бұрын

The Badabun video is now going to different games.

@diegon3045 2 жыл бұрын

Badabun is so cancer for the Latin community lol

@heart_locket2 2 жыл бұрын

Thats actually colon

@edip2328 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@wheredidangelgo 2 жыл бұрын

@@heart_locket2 Wow, thanks for the information EVERYONE knew.

@_EDM115 2 жыл бұрын

12:44 "Haxxor?" Well, uh… YES 😂

@alessiomerlino6824 2 жыл бұрын

14:58 to 16:10 seriously made me sweat by how much I've laughed

@clyde-or-monty 2 жыл бұрын

15:25 "the swing copter was p"

@Notanoobplayz Ай бұрын

@doctorduggo1873 2 жыл бұрын

At the very end, It's so funny how your choking is perfectly synced to the wave. 17:17

@llimsy7067 2 жыл бұрын

bruhhh

@peepeepoopoo2391 2 жыл бұрын

"geometry dash but when I'm dying I click in game"

@Aiden_SpadeZ 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@phasmato228 2 жыл бұрын

Это рофл, придурок

@alessiomerlino6824 2 жыл бұрын

17:14 the level literally said him "DIE" right while he was chocking it can't be a coincidence

@Pixxeell___ 2 жыл бұрын

14:17 is a callback when a famous Spanish KZfaq banabun “Beat” super Mario bros. In 5 minutes. Its a meme basicly

@5yl. 2 жыл бұрын

He probably knows. Plus everybody knows that Tubular9 is GD Colon

@5yl. 2 жыл бұрын

@@churumusco1 yep. its Portuguese

@blaze7362 2 жыл бұрын

@@5yl. no,its spanish

@smashypixel4188 2 жыл бұрын

I knew it, that's why the heartrate seems familiar

@derpstars 2 жыл бұрын

@@5yl. I’m Portuguese and I can confirm it is spanish

@maxithink_ 8 ай бұрын

4:03 the way this kid cries at the end has me literally dying

@BeccaLynn79 Ай бұрын

*robot noises* was bro💀

@imrealplays 20 күн бұрын

ive been trying to find the og vid but i havent found it yet

@DradenZ_dudefolder Жыл бұрын

You forgot SpaceUK

@zob3412 Жыл бұрын

tbh being capable of hacking for 2 years straight and not get caught is quite impressive for a hacker

@doc5957 2 жыл бұрын

how to be a pro at gd nowadays : 1) connect a mouse to ur phone 2) scream in every second of the level 3) either have no audio or hyperventilate 4) use 100% totally not an auto version of the extreme demon 5) have 0 jumps (the most important bit) nice video btw

@yeetaleet_gd 2 жыл бұрын

Finally! I can now get good the game!!

@heart_locket2 2 жыл бұрын

6. terminite

@kagamine-rin 2 жыл бұрын

6. Popcorn clicks

@doc5957 2 жыл бұрын

@@kagamine-rin i forgor

@heart_locket2 2 жыл бұрын

@@kagamine-rin no 7 u fool i write 6

@yaseruxd8402 2 жыл бұрын

the first kid's skills are just remarkable to me who hasn't even beaten a demon in my 3 years of GD.

@heart_locket2 2 жыл бұрын

when he said ooh kenos i felt that

@gdrandomperson2183 2 жыл бұрын

Duck!

@y.kal08 2 жыл бұрын

i like how to monitor is not even on and the recording is from a phone

@Chizinky 2 жыл бұрын

I've played for 6 years and I have never even beat an unofficial insane :(

@flameonoodle1172 2 жыл бұрын

Do The Nightmare, i've been stuck on the first sixth of Map Packs for a while now, yet I was able to do Nightmare in a week with 490 attempts.

@realpmg 2 жыл бұрын

6:04, LOL THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER

@D3n970 3 ай бұрын

4:07 bro sounded like a fire work

@Notanoobplayz Ай бұрын

dogs be like

@marisela756 2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand anything but this was epic 😎

@cookieandblazethedogs4140 2 жыл бұрын

Doggy

@Lemoncak3 2 жыл бұрын

Fair lmao

@monodragon 2 жыл бұрын

Doggy

@Sinner487 2 жыл бұрын

Doggy

@gqcbutworse 2 жыл бұрын

Doggy

@maslowe3056 2 жыл бұрын

15:44 YO HE CRACKEDDDD

@NokaSarv Жыл бұрын

4:09 E E E (Firework and Pac-Man sounds initiate)

@umcaraaleatori0150 8 ай бұрын

15:40 bro i laughed soo damn hard in this part, how did bro even got stuck there

@jira7898 Ай бұрын

Skill issue

@themaster4121 2 жыл бұрын

Guys at 11:30 the audio glitches out and goes quiet, you need to turn your volume up to hear it properly

@Countcomfortable 2 жыл бұрын

He became an actual NFL stadium when I turn my back on the game

@Tuv14 2 жыл бұрын

I cant even hear it with max volume but when i did wear headphones i did heqr it perfectly! Guys wear headphones here

@darkfire1738 2 жыл бұрын

Congrats you killed my ears.

@CarlosRyan3 2 жыл бұрын

14:12 i laughed so hard on this part

@letisandoval8937 4 ай бұрын

Same

@DisplayGD 4 ай бұрын

Sane

@_shwifty 4 ай бұрын

i cant with the badabun refrence

@HyperX755 10 ай бұрын

12:44 is no one gonna talk about how perfect the completion screen is?

@zippycat Жыл бұрын

7:23 it is possible to connect a mouse to your phone if you use a usb to micro usb or usb-c adapter depending on your phone in most cases since usually mouses are designed for regular usb ports. infact i did that on my phone and it wasnt that bad. most of the times

@Jully10 2 жыл бұрын

4:04 made me laugh so hard

@Delm0s 2 жыл бұрын

HE SOUNDS LIKE A BIRD STUCK IN A CAGE

@memori2954 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@madsyndromne Жыл бұрын

It always gets me

@iornlazer04 8 ай бұрын

E E E E E E OOO AAA HAE HAE HAE HAE HAEEEEEEE

@AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-A- 4 ай бұрын

that part somehow remembers me of pacman

@substance5972 2 жыл бұрын

0:59 i love the fact that he turns on his volume like on mobile while hes pretending that hes on PC

@Dexzler Жыл бұрын

he has a pc but he used a mobile to copy the gameplay cus he doewnt have a software recording

@rtwosixxx 2 жыл бұрын

8:54 the funniest part is that he played on a fps higher than 360 so it won’t even get placed if he actually beat it (not like it’ll happen lol)

@Pessirigwc Жыл бұрын

4:08 bro turned into misanthrope 💀

@brawljustin9851 2 жыл бұрын

4:08 sounded like a firework going off but your ears have been destroyed before you heard it

@xanderdure3886 2 жыл бұрын

“are we sure a human made that sound?”

@TopatTom 4 ай бұрын

Sounding like a zebra

@joaquincualquiera Ай бұрын

sounds like a dying horse on a saturated mic

@RetroCroww 2 жыл бұрын

I see no issues with any of these videos, they are simply skilled at the game

@alimbis 2 жыл бұрын

Good gaming chair

@jhonnyduckface2070 2 жыл бұрын

Lol no i could see the auto look closer

@joanniebacus 2 жыл бұрын

@@jhonnyduckface2070 r/woooosh

@aarnimajala4968 2 жыл бұрын

@@jhonnyduckface2070 don’t you understand sarcasm?

@depletedgdextras2084 2 жыл бұрын

There was 0 context if that was sarcasm or not. -_-

@blacktensityguy2599 8 ай бұрын

The kid at 13:46 is actually speaking russian. His first phrase translating like "oh, all" and means like "ok, i got it" and second is "yes, boys!" Idk how relevant this comment is after 2 years, but... Good video anyways

@y0shling Жыл бұрын

This is genuinely one of the best videos on all of youtube I haven't laughed this much in weeks.

@balisongmomentum6303 2 жыл бұрын

second "hacker" was the funniest shit ive ever seen. i laughed so hard i had to pause the video for like 5 minutes just to stop laughing 2:20

@kirteepurohit8691 2 жыл бұрын

@@ascegd2225 and that last sound killed me

@kirteepurohit8691 2 жыл бұрын

Dose anyone knows his channel?

@NexusTTV 2 жыл бұрын

@@kirteepurohit8691 The Channels name is Terminite, but can be found by searching Koufun, there’s like 17 of these videos, but she doesn’t do them no more. I’m friends with this person.

@kirteepurohit8691 2 жыл бұрын

@@NexusTTV thanks nexsus

@brothdian 2 жыл бұрын

@@kirteepurohit8691 sus...

@pootisthebirdhead676 2 жыл бұрын

14:39 dude's heart be beating faster than hacker number 2's wave clicks

@TheCalicove 2 жыл бұрын

On no7 its so obvious his mouse does nothing XD. It would've litterally been a better idea to have a wireless mouse and turn on that little circle that means a device is connected (a device dosen't have to be connected for the circle to show up, but for a wireless device to be connected that circle needs to be there).

@kierongoddard4599 7 ай бұрын

“Off shore, im about to go war” got me rollin💀💀

@Zgez 2 жыл бұрын

Wow the 17th haxxer (14:50) is just legendary 🤣

@glarus4008 2 жыл бұрын

4:09 A wild zebra went to its natural habitat.

@mayimimi9615 Жыл бұрын

he sounds like a sorting algorithm

@nonickname5086 Жыл бұрын

@@mayimimi9615 LMAO

@keithmorrison8373 8 ай бұрын

@@mayimimi9615 wouldn't be suprised If that was edited sorting algorithm sounds

@delysid5134 Жыл бұрын

The slow hack is literally built into mobile if you turn on smooth fix and force smooth fix then have the world's shittiest phone

@sebaaaaaaaa 8 ай бұрын

3:12 that reminds me of that fairy oddparents episode where timmy get involved in a tv channels stuff and he ended up in a race where all people do that sounds xd

@TheTheCat 2 жыл бұрын

"we're playing peaceful today lets go" *cold sweat starts playing*

@yeetaleet_gd 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, very much Peaceful.

@heart_locket2 2 жыл бұрын

@@yeetaleet_gd its a joke man

@yeetaleet_gd 2 жыл бұрын

@@heart_locket2 I'm aware lol

@j-sh 2 жыл бұрын

“we’re playing peaceful…” **reads title** “i mean cold sweat”

@johnpog 2 жыл бұрын

I said that because 5 seconds before this I was trying to make a video like this but with peaceful lol

@ilikewaffles3298 2 жыл бұрын

I loved the first guy’s technique, it is something I have never seen before and could definitely be influencial and useful to players that are just starting to play the game

@ramonamaftei711 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO THAT KID "the boy with big dreams" WHATS THAT OUTRO

@ramonamaftei711 2 жыл бұрын

At 9:59

@ZKTHE1STT Жыл бұрын

But where is SpaceUk?

@Pentagont 2 жыл бұрын

*The first Russian kid is just joking =)* *He also says "So, everything is quiet!" "I Beat Kenos"*

@plebbtheduck8390 2 жыл бұрын

10:45 I feel like he wanted to make it look realistic, so just died on purpose lmao

@AdamantWind2071 8 ай бұрын

I miss it when he made this content. ;(

@inrusane_n Жыл бұрын

The guy beating erebus sounded like he was summoning some demon made from the fusion of the nine circles of hell

@tocino6528 2 жыл бұрын

14:31 i was legit dying😐👍

@ccavity 5 ай бұрын

🦊

@Mac12475 2 жыл бұрын

6:15 we can see the red bar

@totally_no_hakss3332 Жыл бұрын

"Nah its in the level"

@UncanalmuybizarrO 8 ай бұрын

the Erebus one killed me 😂😂😂

@Shxrevou 2 ай бұрын

SpaceUK's students

@kak1302 2 жыл бұрын

they are very "good" at the game

@YearsAgo-fp9cf 2 жыл бұрын

gaming mouse and chair

@whaky1149 2 жыл бұрын

"bad and faking it."

@yoinkedits123 2 жыл бұрын

@@whaky1149 r/Wooooooosh

@Vanillakitkats 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just "very" at the game

@no-one-1 2 жыл бұрын

you put an extra o in "good"

@jesse4971 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he's heavily breathing like a serial killer chases after him trying to run with a wounded leg

@realityjoust.7969 Жыл бұрын

Who??? We can’t just read your mind

@Yatagarasu1203 8 ай бұрын

Bro it’s so annoying when I see hackers but you lemoncak3 made these buffoons look so funny😂

@AlexKat9 8 ай бұрын

14:22 hes actually doing a meme of a spanish yt channel that was really hated that did a fake mario speedrun and had a fake heartbeat meter, thats also why hes eating

@alecvip7562 2 жыл бұрын

Exposing "hackers" once again, I'm pretty sure like 90% of these people are sarcastic

@spiritologists 2 жыл бұрын

the badabun parody

@creepquest 2 жыл бұрын

I can tell they are

@TheScienceNerd100 2 жыл бұрын

I mean most of these are kids, and kids are dumb and attention seeking I don't doubt most of them legit thought it would pass as real so they can stop getting their lunch money stolen

@RhythmHeavenFan123 2 жыл бұрын

5:21 why do i love how he said “bloodbath copy”

@raylectro Жыл бұрын

7:36 it's possible with a mouse adapter, but those are mostly designed for MacBooks and would crash the system when used on some phones... yeeee oh and also it's white because that's the colour of the adapter most of the time

@Kalphalus Жыл бұрын

You CAN setup an ipad with a keyboard. I used to set WASD to use the right spots on minecraft

@paickle5186 2 жыл бұрын

8:40 Easy Demons in 2030 be like

@MrChainChomp 2 жыл бұрын

"probably woulda helped if he turned the computer on" LMFAO

@isoceptic 2 ай бұрын

3:46 the funniest part by far

@mr.coockie1214 7 ай бұрын

The heartbeat one isn't serious because its a recreation of the infamous "BADABUN" fake speedrun

@kingoscar2894 2 жыл бұрын

Guys.. Im not sure he was using his mouse ಠ_ಠ 6:50

@mxlten7230 2 жыл бұрын

7:05 A tryhard at its finest.

@bogusbahemoth 7 ай бұрын

Can anybody give me the link to the original video of the kid beating The Ultimate Phase? It's too funny.

@vinylchop4760 8 ай бұрын

What is the song that plays when it transitions to the next hacker?

@RhythmHeavenFan123 8 ай бұрын

Cats on mars

@falingo 2 жыл бұрын

2:05 that's an auto part of the level I think

@Atz_Shee_Dea 2 жыл бұрын

GuYs i tHinK thAT gUy is JeaLouS beCausE oF tHeSe sKillS!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

@adieuing 2 жыл бұрын

One word; video

@Player3-ug5px Ай бұрын

@@adieuingtwo words It's sarcasm

@adieuing Ай бұрын

@@Player3-ug5px 24 words jokes in the internet are so damn stupid you can make fun of a dead person and claim you were joking what the hell

@raventheampwave1900 2 жыл бұрын

1:09 oh my god that is hilarious

@imagoofygoober_42 4 ай бұрын

3:55 BRO WHEN HE SCREAMED THE LIGHTS IN MY ROOM STARTED FLICKERING WTF 😂

@bobert679 7 ай бұрын

I love no. 16 making fun of the badabun Mario speed run lmao

@Strikery 2 жыл бұрын

5:31 He’s so good not even discord can stop him.

@peepeepoopoo2391 2 жыл бұрын

"What? Child is evolving!" "Child learned clicking child forgot slap"

@vladconstantin3900 Жыл бұрын

7:38 Yes, I it's totally possible!! Use an USB adaptor to phone charger, then plug the wired mouse. If it's with Bluetooth, then you just connect it. Works on new phones and u can try it. Note : When I tried playing gd on mobile with a mouse the cursor is showing up, so that's definitely a hacker

@renzgmd Жыл бұрын

7:34 yes, thats possible. i had a phone with mouse once,you just need an USB-Micro USB tranformer

@siwakorn2408 2 жыл бұрын

7:29 this is how i imagine mobile players

@SynkGD 2 жыл бұрын

"Hacker" 16 is actually referring to a fake super mario speedrun someone made a few years ago, where the "speedrunner" ate pizza and drank cola during the run.

@All3ry Жыл бұрын

You mean Badabun?

@SynkGD Жыл бұрын

@@All3ry ye

@jihrexz666 8 ай бұрын

Badabun moment lol

@keithmorrison8373 8 ай бұрын

Now i know how to make perfect speedrun

@Mastergoatyt2410 4 ай бұрын

11:03 I can't stop wheezing from this

@NexusTTV 2 жыл бұрын

2:16 I’m actually friends with this person. The name is Koufun/Terminite, both of those usernames are past/current usernames. We hang out in a VC sort of often, and yes those videos was a joke, I even was in the background in one of them, specifically the Silent Circles video. Terminite doesn’t do these videos anymore. But it was funny while they lasted. There’s about like 16 of these videos if you guys want to go check them out. Anyways that’s all I got to say. :)

@tomtomsen9492 2 жыл бұрын

Terminite is just cracked at the game

@NexusTTV 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomtomsen9492 True.

@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 10 ай бұрын

He’s not cheating, he’s got a good gaming chair