George Clooney Wants Biden To Step Down & Trump Rambles About Airports & Fentanyl | The Daily Show

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Desi Lydic and Jordan Klepper cover the latest news surrounding the Biden campaign, including a call from George Clooney for Biden to step down. Plus, they tackle Trump's latest rally ramblings, including his assertion that fentanyl is easier to get than groceries, and the problem with airports? #DailyShow #JoeBiden #Trump
0:00 - Trump Rambles At Rallies
03:08 - Biden to Hold “Big Boy” Press Conference
05:30 - George Clooney Calls for Biden to Step Down
07:25 - Democrats Seem Less Than Enthusiastic About Biden
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@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 21 күн бұрын
What a mess we’re in
@nachomom-fk2bi
@nachomom-fk2bi 21 күн бұрын
All because of sadists prancing around pretending to be Christians.
@georgelayton6641
@georgelayton6641 21 күн бұрын
Luckly we're all so fricken brilliant that we have made our choice and far too brilliant to be wrong. Oh wait, that is why we're in the mess, never mind.
@MathEnthusiastss
@MathEnthusiastss 21 күн бұрын
The fact that none of this would have happened if people had just held their nose and voted in Hillary in the first place...
@nayrod4529
@nayrod4529 21 күн бұрын
The media and many Democrats made this a mess. Biden’s records speaks for itself. He’s not stepping down and shouldn’t. Biden 2024
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda 21 күн бұрын
​@@MathEnthusiastss There was no "nose holding" for me... she would've made a great president.
@idkname8723
@idkname8723 21 күн бұрын
"I'm a billionaire but I can't afford bacon"
@zigzag321go
@zigzag321go 21 күн бұрын
Wow, looks like the Average American family can't bring home the bacon
@yasuke9317
@yasuke9317 20 күн бұрын
I think cannibalism makes him uncomfortable.
@FoggyMuffin
@FoggyMuffin 20 күн бұрын
No bacon for Byron.
@dirkbester9050
@dirkbester9050 20 күн бұрын
@@yasuke9317 Wait, the cannibals that ate BIdens uncle are now here?
@doreenryan7325
@doreenryan7325 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yale3d
@yale3d 20 күн бұрын
I have no idea whether to laugh hysterically right now or just cry in the corner.
@NoahLodell-nk8nj
@NoahLodell-nk8nj 19 күн бұрын
Why not both?
@user-wk4ee4bf8g
@user-wk4ee4bf8g 19 күн бұрын
​@@NoahLodell-nk8njWas going to suggest the same. Nothing more appropriate than a nice laugh\cry to deal with the world we have crafted :)
@curtiss9038
@curtiss9038 18 күн бұрын
Yes
@GoutamKshertapal-qz9cw
@GoutamKshertapal-qz9cw 15 күн бұрын
​@@curtiss9038ll cllhl hmm
@Proambler
@Proambler 20 күн бұрын
I haven't watched the Daily show in a minute, but I love this two anchor dynamic. I'd be very down for this to be the dynamic going forward
@STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si
@STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si 19 күн бұрын
EXACTLY!!!
@chrisritua4435
@chrisritua4435 21 күн бұрын
Clooney should ask the convict to drop out.
@sharonsmalls6846
@sharonsmalls6846 21 күн бұрын
Which shows you not to listen to Clooney. #PEDOTRUMP is on Epstein's fly list and Clooney is quiet.
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 21 күн бұрын
Convicts don’t follow rules. They definitely don’t take requests.
@lanceash
@lanceash 21 күн бұрын
Amen. Instead of running Biden down, we should be united behind him. You're not just voting for the individual, but with all the people he will bring with him into the administration. Who will Trump bring with him? Criminals and anti-democracy Christian nationalists.
@DammikaW48474
@DammikaW48474 21 күн бұрын
WCF what George Clooney says? Just stick to what you're doing Mr. Clooney. President Biden is not giving you acting tips now does he? So keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself!
@jackiechristian-di6sy
@jackiechristian-di6sy 21 күн бұрын
No...he needs the zero tax plan Trump has bribed him with.
@CooperMarketingUnlimited
@CooperMarketingUnlimited 20 күн бұрын
Desi and Jordan hosting together gives off some pretty strong "local news morning show" vibes. 😂
@sharingtherealworld
@sharingtherealworld 20 күн бұрын
I agree. Maybe a reshaping of the desk is in order but otherwise. I think it's another great future option for the daily show.
@sabeenshahjehan8522
@sabeenshahjehan8522 20 күн бұрын
Yessssss love it!
@dianedelauri642
@dianedelauri642 20 күн бұрын
GAvin Newsom ?
@hew2356
@hew2356 20 күн бұрын
That's a morning show I would actually enjoy watching!
@corvanphoenix
@corvanphoenix 16 күн бұрын
I'd love a Desi & Josh episode!
@angelusmortis3150
@angelusmortis3150 20 күн бұрын
I'm voting against Orange Jesus. 😂😂😂😂
@0920121908250727
@0920121908250727 20 күн бұрын
I just love these two together. Fantastic duo helping us to stay as sane as we can be in these times.
@Adidaspgh
@Adidaspgh 21 күн бұрын
"Billionaire" says he has given up bacon because it is too expensive.
@l.c.3150
@l.c.3150 20 күн бұрын
Trying to sound like he is one of you when he is not having regular bacon. Probably some rare bacon you have never heard about!
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia 20 күн бұрын
Bacon is too taxing on his arteries. His doctor say he can't afford it.
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 20 күн бұрын
Tbf when a "billionaire, or even a real billionaire, says bacon to too expensive, that's when you know bacon really is too expensive.
@stephenstjohn5239
@stephenstjohn5239 20 күн бұрын
See, he's just a regular guy! /s
@jonfreeman9682
@jonfreeman9682 20 күн бұрын
Well he's not wrong but likely he's given it up for other reasons. 🤔
@albertdove2324
@albertdove2324 20 күн бұрын
This is a nice setup. Two hosts bounce off each other nicely.
@MathEnthusiastss
@MathEnthusiastss 18 күн бұрын
@@albertdove2324 lol, yes, this was hilarious
@KenzoFKC
@KenzoFKC 17 күн бұрын
@MichaelLochlann Yep, I love Ronnie, Josh, Grace, and Dulce, but Jordan and Desi are in a different tier. Great combo.
@nathanburns4202
@nathanburns4202 20 күн бұрын
Did Trump say, "Byron likes bacon?" Was he talking about his son Barron? Did I hear that right?
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 20 күн бұрын
He's referring to a Republican.
@oocinom
@oocinom 20 күн бұрын
POTUS should have an age limit. PERIOD
@KernelHughes
@KernelHughes 19 күн бұрын
That's true, but you still have to vote for Biden or we're fuched
@talking_tech_with_Steven
@talking_tech_with_Steven 18 күн бұрын
65. out off office by 70
@terrencemoore8739
@terrencemoore8739 20 күн бұрын
Big boy press conference is an insane way to reinvigorate voters 😭
@samuelbarber6177
@samuelbarber6177 20 күн бұрын
And here I was thinking he was more mature than Trump. Seriously “Big Boy Press Conference” honestly sounds like something I would hear out of that administration.
@lisawilliams2013
@lisawilliams2013 20 күн бұрын
The Biden campaign is a hot f*ckin’ mess. What are they thinking???
@BrianS-ny9yd
@BrianS-ny9yd 21 күн бұрын
He's STILL doing the Chris Christie bit? He needs new material. And this is the character people want in a President.
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp 20 күн бұрын
He can't think of anything new. It's only washing machines, slow flowing taps, windmills, sharks and snake poems. His supporters going to each rally are like us going to see the same movie over and over.
@user-zx1tl7me7d
@user-zx1tl7me7d 20 күн бұрын
His fans wanna hear all the old hits.
@dirkbester9050
@dirkbester9050 20 күн бұрын
Christie lacked loyalty. Do you actively support people that fight against you? Most humans don't, its not smart.
@beigefox6579
@beigefox6579 20 күн бұрын
Dude has gone on the Hannibal Lecter rant at least 5 different rallies. I'm like how is this dude not in the same asylum yet. Also the electric boats sinking several times already. There's one thing to make a dumb statement, but him repeating it all over again to the crowd is just highly disturbing for any human being.
@h1ko393
@h1ko393 20 күн бұрын
Trump is addressing the huge obesity problem in America thru the puppet that is Christie. 🤡
@jameselliott5973
@jameselliott5973 19 күн бұрын
"We are ridin with Biden". I like Clyburn's reply to the press.
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 6 күн бұрын
Sounded like a chant, a less enthusiastic one
@danielmango1806
@danielmango1806 20 күн бұрын
These two playing off of each other is absolutely incredible. I love it. You two make it ALMOST palatable to live in this country
@Humpeltrulla
@Humpeltrulla 19 күн бұрын
so true, I´m in Germany and "envy" you Americans for this show! At least you have this funny moments!
@rustyshackleford6927
@rustyshackleford6927 19 күн бұрын
Really? I think they're terrible tbh. Their timing and cadence are awkward and everything just seems like they're trying too hard
@sesilu33
@sesilu33 21 күн бұрын
I will vote against Trump.
@lanceash
@lanceash 21 күн бұрын
Exactly. Well said. And, you're not just voting for Biden or against Trump, but for or against all the people that the candidate will bring with him into office. Biden will bring knowledgeable, principled people into office. Whom will Trump bring? People who want to destroy democracy and replace it with a corporate theocracy.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 21 күн бұрын
Right there with you!
@3limabean
@3limabean 21 күн бұрын
Thank you from Canada 👋
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez 21 күн бұрын
Yes, a cheese sandwich is better to vote for, because it won't try to end democracy as we know it.
@JBBost
@JBBost 21 күн бұрын
I will question the education obtainment of the OP
@jodyjock
@jodyjock 21 күн бұрын
Why would you vote for someone who trash talks your country all the time?
@darkwinter8
@darkwinter8 20 күн бұрын
That's why MAGA is a cult.
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 20 күн бұрын
Because he hates the same people you do
@obliviouz
@obliviouz 20 күн бұрын
Well, first step to solving a problem is to admit that there is a problem.
@morningsky8045
@morningsky8045 20 күн бұрын
@@obliviouz Fair point, but it seems he's been stuck on that first step for over eight years now.
@litterbox2010
@litterbox2010 20 күн бұрын
@@obliviouz He was president for FOUR YEARS. He didn't FIX ANYTHING. He had his chance. Why would you let him do everything he did, again? It obviously didn't work or else he wouldn't be complaining.
@MrStarshin3
@MrStarshin3 20 күн бұрын
Did Trump change Baron's name to Byron?😂
@JLF201
@JLF201 20 күн бұрын
I thought it sounded weird but wasn't sure why!
@JuanPabloSelvaje
@JuanPabloSelvaje 20 күн бұрын
Probably referring to Byron Donalds, a Florida Congressman.
@reverendblind
@reverendblind 20 күн бұрын
"It was always Byron. I remember when he was a boy, a big strong boy, and he came up to me, tears in his eyes and said Donald, you're the best father, and the best president, Baron said to me. That's why I named him Byron, because he's honest like Ronald Reagan who also saw me as a hero and I wanted him to be by Ron some day."
@MsHumanist1
@MsHumanist1 19 күн бұрын
@@reverendblindfunny!
@thefinestsake1660
@thefinestsake1660 20 күн бұрын
Bigboy press conference? Wow. Just... wow.
@discospiders
@discospiders 20 күн бұрын
Total CRINGE
@mk1st
@mk1st 19 күн бұрын
Yeah, Kirby was thinking the same thing “that’s what we’re calling it I guess”
@searchingfororion
@searchingfororion 18 күн бұрын
Unless they pull some 90's nostalgia bait and hold it in an actual Big Boy that's been launched then Biden comes on screen quoting lines from the film... *Only* justification for that.
@ThatSingingGuy
@ThatSingingGuy 16 күн бұрын
@@searchingfororion I was thinking maybe Big Boi is joining them on tour. Not sure which would be the headliner, at this point.
@chocolatemorechocolate8963
@chocolatemorechocolate8963 21 күн бұрын
Im voting for Biden.
@georgelionon9050
@georgelionon9050 20 күн бұрын
Desi and Jordan have great chemistry together.
@Goldenhour24
@Goldenhour24 20 күн бұрын
I couldn’t be paid enough to care about Clooney’s opinion on the election. I’m voting for Joe Biden!
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 20 күн бұрын
Clooney's opinion is of equal weight to Biden's and yours. 1 vote each.
@moali68
@moali68 19 күн бұрын
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. America is in quite a state.
@jonniemae818
@jonniemae818 21 күн бұрын
That is right, I am riding with Biden Too.
@cachi-7878
@cachi-7878 21 күн бұрын
Big Boy press conference is on par with “Joey, you answered every question!” Jesus Christ!
@MarthaShandley
@MarthaShandley 20 күн бұрын
Jordan & LYZY need a billion dollar contract to host the news on a nationally! I'd watch the news all day! Brava Bravo Brilliant❤
@lawbinson
@lawbinson 20 күн бұрын
Who is lyzy
@MarthaShandley
@MarthaShandley 20 күн бұрын
@@lawbinson exactly , who cares. Vote blue 💙 ty 💙
@MarthaShandley
@MarthaShandley 20 күн бұрын
@@lawbinson exactly who's on first, who shot John, whose afraid of the wolf of despair Donal J Trump He should b very afraid right Virginia? Peace out. Vote
@MarthaShandley
@MarthaShandley 19 күн бұрын
Desi ​@@lawbinson
@cbhiggs3263
@cbhiggs3263 20 күн бұрын
These two are fantastic together and inspire me to watch the Daily Show more consistently. I hope they keep them together for pieces like this if not co-hosting nightly.
@msriru
@msriru 20 күн бұрын
Like HE has ever called somebody SIR! 😂😂😂
@mytruecrimelibrary
@mytruecrimelibrary 20 күн бұрын
Only the people he makes up in his mind
@ScytheNoire
@ScytheNoire 20 күн бұрын
Anytime he says "sir" he's lying. It never happened. Although any time he says anything, he's most likely lying.
@OK-pi6fq
@OK-pi6fq 20 күн бұрын
In order to do that, they have to understand how our government works. Most Americans do not understand that when you vote for president it is just a suggestion. Electors vote for a president. Electors are chosen by our representatives. We elect our representatives in smaller elections. Only 35% of Americans vote in smaller elections. Meaning that only 35% of Americans vote for our government because most of them don’t understand how our government works.
@eljoel89
@eljoel89 20 күн бұрын
No way he quit eating bacon either. 🥓🥓🥓
@ShapeRush
@ShapeRush 20 күн бұрын
You're either being intentionally ignorant and spiteful, or you are excessively clueless.
@drachior
@drachior 20 күн бұрын
I've never seen mammals evolve into spineless mollusks as fast as politicians do.
@judes1948
@judes1948 20 күн бұрын
Your comment is …. Perfection.
@antoineroccamora
@antoineroccamora 20 күн бұрын
Bukowski Level sentence hitting those notes mennn 🎶
@tuxedonoir7970
@tuxedonoir7970 17 күн бұрын
For a guy in Batman Forever, I wouldn't really trust his judgment in role selection.
@benross422
@benross422 20 күн бұрын
Klepper is great. He needs to be the next host.
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 21 күн бұрын
Trump isn’t speaking English. He’s speaking word-salad.
@B4Zathras2257
@B4Zathras2257 21 күн бұрын
It's a language nobody knows.
@lanceash
@lanceash 21 күн бұрын
He's certainly not eating real salad.
@janetsims180
@janetsims180 21 күн бұрын
​@@B4Zathras2257Or wants to know 😏
@a.i.8583
@a.i.8583 21 күн бұрын
"Shrbadshabadainderuhdepressure"
@j.barren3738
@j.barren3738 21 күн бұрын
Yes Biden should teach him how to talk.😅
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 21 күн бұрын
The fact is, if the voters support Biden, he will win easily. We need him to win in order to secure the WH. THEN, we can agonize over whether he should step down. Keeping the WH is the most important thing. #SecureTheWhiteHouse
@Spearca
@Spearca 21 күн бұрын
The loss of voter support since the debate is _why_ people hope Biden will step down.
@lanceash
@lanceash 21 күн бұрын
Yes.
@HelynnHeels
@HelynnHeels 21 күн бұрын
@@Spearca And then what? Who's gonna step up that will secure the vote at this point?
@sherriturner554
@sherriturner554 21 күн бұрын
Biden is one of the best presidents we have ever had.
@Sam-Cain
@Sam-Cain 21 күн бұрын
​@@HelynnHeelsHarris? Newsom? Mayor Pete? The Democrats have plenty of options and 4 months to inform voters whose their candidate. Stop pretending like Biden is the only guy who could *possibly* win, we thought the same about Hillary! Have we learned nothing?!
@jonahstein2139
@jonahstein2139 20 күн бұрын
The Klepper Lydic combo is working for me
@franciscolaguna81
@franciscolaguna81 20 күн бұрын
The daily show has really mastered the art of the silent reaction shot ^^ I need a supercut!
@aldoparrington2118
@aldoparrington2118 20 күн бұрын
I will vote Joe no matter what! The stakes are to high to roll over for the Mango Mussolini!
@nathana.m.1622
@nathana.m.1622 20 күн бұрын
Lol Mango Mussolini 😂 I’ve never heard that before 😂
@auscambaiting
@auscambaiting 20 күн бұрын
The guy wont even make it to the election.
@wyettmuth8411
@wyettmuth8411 20 күн бұрын
I’m sure you will but the majority of American voters won’t re-elect a pandering senile sack. And i don’t know if this escaped you, but Biden has now been spray painted orange in an effort to make him look somewhat alive. You can see it in his “Big Boy” press conferences.
@jonathangwynne1917
@jonathangwynne1917 20 күн бұрын
You're the reason Biden is staying in the race and the reason Trump will win.
@xx765
@xx765 20 күн бұрын
While a lot of people are with you on the Mango Mussolini being a bad choice, many are afraid that an extremely old and fragile man isn't much better of a choice.
@kelleshodahl3706
@kelleshodahl3706 21 күн бұрын
Trump is sickening
20 күн бұрын
I'm retired USN (Navy), we in the military overwelmingly stand behind President Joe Biden. Donald Trump called us "losers and suckers". He should not even be considered a Presidential nominee.
@JohnSmith-ie6yw
@JohnSmith-ie6yw 20 күн бұрын
And he will win unless you do something about Biden. That's how it stands. You can't spin dementia. It's already in motion.
@OfficialYouTube3
@OfficialYouTube3 20 күн бұрын
Thats President Trump to you!
@stephenstjohn5239
@stephenstjohn5239 20 күн бұрын
@@OfficialKZfaq3 In the real world Trump is not the president.
@randyboyce4750
@randyboyce4750 20 күн бұрын
3rd​@@OfficialKZfaq3
@corvanphoenix
@corvanphoenix 16 күн бұрын
Can we have a both sides decision about a generational leadership change for both parties?
@himester666
@himester666 18 күн бұрын
Sorry George President Alfred said you were the worst Batman he’s ever seen 😂
@levihambrick
@levihambrick 21 күн бұрын
Desi and Jordan KILLED it tonight
@Kodakcompactdisc
@Kodakcompactdisc 20 күн бұрын
They are swell
@SimonTremblay-pe8zu
@SimonTremblay-pe8zu 20 күн бұрын
My favorite duo
@LXSeaV
@LXSeaV 20 күн бұрын
Right?!
@moonkey537
@moonkey537 20 күн бұрын
I like them both, but two hosts is too much.
@user-jd4uz9gw3h
@user-jd4uz9gw3h 20 күн бұрын
@@moonkey537nah I think it actually works well
@LXSeaV
@LXSeaV 20 күн бұрын
These two were on fire tonight 😂. Fave double-host night so far.
@popefrancis1629
@popefrancis1629 14 күн бұрын
We all need the Daily Show right now
@Lommefar79
@Lommefar79 20 күн бұрын
Lydic and Klepper are a comedic power couple!
@titusrider7948
@titusrider7948 21 күн бұрын
Chump is so bizzare 🤪 such verbal diarrhea
@jonfreeman9682
@jonfreeman9682 20 күн бұрын
That's what it takes to win 🤬
@brandex2011
@brandex2011 20 күн бұрын
The word is actually logorrhea.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 20 күн бұрын
​@@jonfreeman9682only winning the uneducated vote
@potat-z1c
@potat-z1c 20 күн бұрын
Plus, his sweaty tan spray face makes it even more worse
@brandex2011
@brandex2011 20 күн бұрын
@@potat-z1c "....his sweaty tan spray face makes it even _more worser._ In fact, probably the most worsest!
@melodymead6167
@melodymead6167 21 күн бұрын
Why don’t people ask trump to step down?
@Faz99Master
@Faz99Master 21 күн бұрын
He is beloved by millions of people a tad less intelligent than he is.
@masterYoshimistsu
@masterYoshimistsu 21 күн бұрын
@@knowsomething9384 And yet all we hear is how everybody wants Biden to step down and no one is talking about the Epstein files.
@OZtwo
@OZtwo 21 күн бұрын
That is all the DNC has been doing. Funny fact is is due to the DNC you hate him so much. Back in 2016 was Russia now here in 2024 we have Project 2025 and YOU again will be eating it all up hating him more. Sad really. On a darker note, most everyone today do not even KNOW who the DNC was and still is to this day.
@Kataquan
@Kataquan 21 күн бұрын
People have been since access hollywood
@Sam-Cain
@Sam-Cain 21 күн бұрын
They are. You know they are. Stop paying pointless whataboutisms, that's the Republican's job.
@tintinban
@tintinban 16 күн бұрын
@ 2:07 Desi is the best, no one in the crew can match her reactions and timing.
@3DJK-y7w
@3DJK-y7w 18 күн бұрын
NO more Trump ever, anywhere, please!
@johnsieverssr8288
@johnsieverssr8288 20 күн бұрын
Ridin' with Biden and Harris
@freddyfleal
@freddyfleal 20 күн бұрын
The US desperately need to get rid of the 2 party system
@OK-pi6fq
@OK-pi6fq 20 күн бұрын
In order to do that, they have to understand how our government works. Most Americans do not understand that when you vote for president it is just a suggestion. Electors vote for a president. Electors are chosen by our representatives. We elect our representatives in smaller elections. Only 35% of Americans vote in smaller elections. Meaning that only 35% of Americans vote for our government because most of them don’t understand how our government works.
@bluegold1026
@bluegold1026 20 күн бұрын
We want to get rid of it, but we can't without resorting to something I can't mention unless I want my comment automatically deleted by KZfaq.
@NikSwiftDigs
@NikSwiftDigs 20 күн бұрын
@@bluegold1026what, ‘mixed member proportional representation’?
@loishillman7670
@loishillman7670 20 күн бұрын
Replace it with what??!
@CanadianWolverine
@CanadianWolverine 20 күн бұрын
They’ve almost gotten rid of it as we speak … for a one party system and Trump President For Life! And Joe Biden and cowardly corporate Democrat party elites are helping that happen.
@dceplay
@dceplay 16 күн бұрын
LOL at that guy behind Trump at the rally with the “Never Surrender” mugshot poster. You do realize that he had to surrender when he got that photo taken? The irony is completely lost on them....
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 20 күн бұрын
Listening to trumpy, you can just feel the brain cells dying!
@WHSmithFloyd
@WHSmithFloyd 21 күн бұрын
So, is Trump reading the teleprompter verbatim? If so, I want some of whatever his speech writer is having…!
@planefan082
@planefan082 21 күн бұрын
It reminds me of when ChatGPT is given a complicated prompt and starts hallucinating after a few pages lol
@MichaelErwin
@MichaelErwin 20 күн бұрын
Koolaid. It's Koolaid.
@saraklaren
@saraklaren 20 күн бұрын
He starts, then just does what he usually does and goes off script. he hasn't got the discipline to read something for more than a couple of seconds. He can't keep on track about anything. Read a transcript of one of his speeches and you would think that you smoked a bowl and watched Alice in Wonderland. It makes about as much sense.
@c1886
@c1886 20 күн бұрын
😂
@vielstein
@vielstein 20 күн бұрын
😅
@ericcarlson1805
@ericcarlson1805 20 күн бұрын
I wish Republicans got the same pressure about keeping Trump as their nominee.
@thewolfdoctor761
@thewolfdoctor761 20 күн бұрын
Democrats always implode.
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 20 күн бұрын
They got the pressure to keep him as their Nominee ..
@cruser1381
@cruser1381 20 күн бұрын
Lol the Republicans had a vigorous primary process. Remember Ron DeSantis, and Nikki Haley. The Democrat party did not have much of a primary, and didn’t allow a proper process. Remember RFK jr. ran as a Democrat then switched to independent.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 20 күн бұрын
@@nartouzumaki8232 Yes, because unlike Biden, Trump has the popular support of his party. I don't look forward to 4 more years of Trump, but the Democrats deserve that from trying to force Biden on the people for another 4 years having squandered their opportunities.
@ThyGeekGoddessMuze
@ThyGeekGoddessMuze 20 күн бұрын
GTOP won’t clean up their own mess, but want to hurt the Biden’s? Queen Dr Biden is only 73! Remember the violent, bloodthirsty Romney boys in 2012? Disband GOP, move Democrats back to the right and bring up STEM educators and legit scientists up on the left. Democrats have been doing all the work around obstructionists. Dump the chump Apologize to Joe for being so weak
@DoriZuza
@DoriZuza 20 күн бұрын
The dinner joke and the tie joke were the best 😂
@thEannoyingE
@thEannoyingE 20 күн бұрын
Who’s a big boy that can make complete sentences!!
@futureprez19
@futureprez19 20 күн бұрын
I would LOVE for Jon Stewart to stay doing Mondays even after the election with the rotation of correspondents each week… BUT if he DOESN’T… Desi and Jordan should be the full time cohosts. They’re great!
@RosieRoserules
@RosieRoserules 20 күн бұрын
I'm tired of John Stewart just Biden bashing when in reality Jon Stewart has not aged well at all
@RuthCuadrado
@RuthCuadrado 20 күн бұрын
@@RosieRoserulesAre you insane? 4 months ago he told us about biden’s decline and everyone bashed him for it. As always, Jon Stewart was right!
@maddi6081
@maddi6081 20 күн бұрын
As a liberal I fully support Biden bashing.
@DunlopJ
@DunlopJ 20 күн бұрын
​@@maddi6081as a liberal, you'd enjoy 4 more years of Trump and 30+ more years of a far right Supreme Court majority. Happy times ahead.
@thehighground_
@thehighground_ 20 күн бұрын
@@RosieRoserules Really it's you who have aged poorly. Imagine being upset at legit criticism of an unfit candidate
@Studeb
@Studeb 20 күн бұрын
Any time I hear Trump speaking with that music behind him I expect the "a-ripi-doo - Aahhhhhh" moment again.
@EhNothing
@EhNothing 20 күн бұрын
lol same. That's my favorite short circuit moment of his so far. Just making baby noises or whatever went wrong in his brain, lol
@joewatson7069
@joewatson7069 19 күн бұрын
What's that? I cant find anything searching that and want to see it haha
@willowwoodward7674
@willowwoodward7674 21 күн бұрын
Y’all really hit us with that Closer Look ending
@LoveSponge007
@LoveSponge007 20 күн бұрын
Lol I was wondering why the ending felt familiar
@katem1472
@katem1472 21 күн бұрын
"Byron likes bacon"? Did Trump mean to say Biden or Barron?
@zigzag321go
@zigzag321go 21 күн бұрын
There is a Republican in Byron Donalds, probably that guy
@TriangleChloros
@TriangleChloros 20 күн бұрын
He was clearly talking about the English poet Lord Byron. Everyone knows how much Trump loves 18th Century Romantic poetry.
@healthyfreesoul
@healthyfreesoul 20 күн бұрын
@@TriangleChloros 😂
@curtisevans4100
@curtisevans4100 20 күн бұрын
Byron Donald, the black guy, cause, you know, bacon. I guess that was what Trump was thinking.
@xy6845
@xy6845 20 күн бұрын
Honestly, who cares what he said.
@dixiecup6668
@dixiecup6668 20 күн бұрын
Did he call his son "Byron"?
@paulinabartoszek869
@paulinabartoszek869 18 күн бұрын
Name more iconic duo ! ❤Desi and Jordan killing it 🙌🏻
@mr.joshua6818
@mr.joshua6818 20 күн бұрын
No matter what your personal politics might be, i think all of us of sound mind can agree that it is insane we couldn't find better candidates out of 330 million people.
@vidadecachorro77
@vidadecachorro77 20 күн бұрын
Lydic and Klepper are amazing! Love Costa and Chang too! Thats the amazing DS cast for you!
@fdllicks
@fdllicks 20 күн бұрын
I like all of them. When Chang loses his temper is the best!
@xy6845
@xy6845 20 күн бұрын
Costa and Chieng are amazing they're hilariously funny imo
@Schmidtelpunkt
@Schmidtelpunkt 19 күн бұрын
It allows them to stay in character for the show, while playing their personas against each other. This solves a problem Colbert encountered in his first own show: he played a character and it got old very quickly.
@lucioswolfe4769
@lucioswolfe4769 20 күн бұрын
It may not have sounded like enthusiasm but it sounded like determination to me
@fantasticam3
@fantasticam3 19 күн бұрын
Trump reminds me of Mulah's It is always talking about women's body parts no difference one is with tie and suit the other has ...😅😂😂😂😂😂
@La_Roo
@La_Roo 21 күн бұрын
Trump is so out of touch he doesn’t realize that most Americans can’t afford to fly coach. And with his own personal jet, when exactly was the last time he flew commercial?
@kathymullins1362
@kathymullins1362 21 күн бұрын
Trump never worked a day in his rich life.
@thebaddestogre-3698
@thebaddestogre-3698 21 күн бұрын
Well you can say that about every politician....
@La_Roo
@La_Roo 21 күн бұрын
@@thebaddestogre-3698 Tell that to Amtrak Joe.
@lame6810
@lame6810 21 күн бұрын
0:32
@scottyheav
@scottyheav 21 күн бұрын
@@kathymullins1362 Really? Dude spent the 80's-90's building and investing his time and money into New York and countless other ventures. Biden spent 50 years at a job were he just makes promises and then does nothing.
@user-es9fs9jo6j
@user-es9fs9jo6j 21 күн бұрын
We❤ you Joe 🤝..
@tinagonzalez7714
@tinagonzalez7714 20 күн бұрын
Long time fan of the show!! Love Desi and Jordon together!
@Anthony-ig5io
@Anthony-ig5io 18 күн бұрын
They're the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂😂
@leosaintphard1745
@leosaintphard1745 21 күн бұрын
Those Democrats Who Want President Biden To Step Down, Who They Are Going To Use For His Replacement ... I'm With President Biden All The Way 🙏🏽💙👍🏽💙✅
@ulysessoliverasponyman
@ulysessoliverasponyman 21 күн бұрын
Same here
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 21 күн бұрын
That isn't an argument _for_ Biden.
@reneewashington9405
@reneewashington9405 21 күн бұрын
That right!! ✊🏾😎💙💙🌊🌊
@eddiethalen4979
@eddiethalen4979 21 күн бұрын
There are replacements, don’t worry. Let’s not create a MAGA-equal cult for Biden where he’s not allowed to be critized.
@jaylev85
@jaylev85 21 күн бұрын
someone young and hip
@amysminis
@amysminis 21 күн бұрын
Cheeto needs to step down.
@dariovictor6409
@dariovictor6409 20 күн бұрын
Cheeto 🤣!
@susannehuber3996
@susannehuber3996 20 күн бұрын
I love Desi ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ she’s so funny 🎉
@bletheringfool
@bletheringfool 20 күн бұрын
These two work very well together. I would love for Mondays to be Jon's day and the rest these two presenting together. Permanently
@ighdesigns
@ighdesigns 21 күн бұрын
Where’s that documentary on Jim Jordan, Mr. Clooney?
@royceroyce7715
@royceroyce7715 21 күн бұрын
Right?
@ChromeDestiny
@ChromeDestiny 20 күн бұрын
He's too busy doing commercials for Nestle Nescafe'.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 20 күн бұрын
Jim Jordan isn't running for President and presumably wasn't getting any of George's money.
@user-sp3nw7bn2r
@user-sp3nw7bn2r 21 күн бұрын
Biden/Harris 2024 💙🌊
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia 20 күн бұрын
This is like finding out FDR has polio and looking for the biggest cowards to toss him overboard. These are the same news agencies that told us not to criticize Bush and Iraq was an imminent threat. Global conglomerates with global interests. And they donate to Trump, almost every major news agency has this cycle.
@Gatorade151
@Gatorade151 20 күн бұрын
He'll be replaced next week tho
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 20 күн бұрын
@@Gatorade151 Yes, if the donors are publicly stating that they won't give money to him, then he's pretty much done. If he was getting a bunch of small money donations from voters he might be able to survive that, but the voters never wanted him. There were just enough that didn't want Trump for him to win.
@bthall7
@bthall7 20 күн бұрын
Yep I'm one of those voters. I voted for Biden because I didn't want Trump but really didn't want Biden either. Time for Biden to retire and move on.
@eragon78
@eragon78 20 күн бұрын
@@bthall7 You voted for Biden in the primary? or in the 2020 general. Nobody shouldve been voting for Biden in the primaries. Thats when we shouldve pushed to get someone else in office besides him, he was the WORST candidate. In the General against Trump it makes sense to vote against Trump for Biden, but in the primaries? It makes zero sense. Anyone else wouldve been better, and now we have to deal with this issue of trying to find a replacement last second.
@chaseturner
@chaseturner 20 күн бұрын
Where can I get a copy of that memoir? 😂
@Atwater20
@Atwater20 20 күн бұрын
I'd vote for anyone running against Trump, he is a dire threat to our country.
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 20 күн бұрын
I hope you mean "anyone better than Trump". There are worse options, believe it or not. MTG springs to mind.
@trentbateman
@trentbateman 19 күн бұрын
I’m voting for Jill!
@HWilhelm516
@HWilhelm516 19 күн бұрын
🤡
@tinabright
@tinabright 17 күн бұрын
Biden isn't?
@arjunandayush3832
@arjunandayush3832 13 күн бұрын
How is trump a threat? Explain
@jenniferbailey5914
@jenniferbailey5914 21 күн бұрын
Who believes the BS from Trump. I still can’t work it out!
@teelo12000
@teelo12000 21 күн бұрын
I hope he wins so us from the rest of the world can continue laughing at usa.
@dodgygoose3054
@dodgygoose3054 21 күн бұрын
74.2 million Americans as per last election.
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 21 күн бұрын
Study cults. I have been in one and that's what this is.
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 21 күн бұрын
Sad and frightening. Vote BLUE 💙💙💙😻
@jcanfieldschatz
@jcanfieldschatz 21 күн бұрын
It blows my mind...
@holly210ish
@holly210ish 21 күн бұрын
I back Biden!
@holly210ish
@holly210ish 21 күн бұрын
I back Biden!I back Biden!
@squibbelsmcjohnson
@squibbelsmcjohnson 21 күн бұрын
Back biden.....better?
@levihambrick
@levihambrick 21 күн бұрын
Ruth Bader Biden?
@cherryho9122
@cherryho9122 20 күн бұрын
☝Blue MAGA If you think that a dinosaur is your best chance at defending democracy as we know it, you need to make your case. U ain't convincing
@cherryho9122
@cherryho9122 20 күн бұрын
@@levihambrick 🤣
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 19 күн бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdom once again!
@CD-DMV
@CD-DMV 18 күн бұрын
😂 George Clooney thinks we give af about what he thinks. Get over yourself George
@johnmesser3278
@johnmesser3278 21 күн бұрын
Cage match De Niro vs George Clooney. My money is on De Niro
@andymeier7708
@andymeier7708 20 күн бұрын
What are they gunna do talk each other into submission?
@TracyAdams-ry2fc
@TracyAdams-ry2fc 20 күн бұрын
Same here! DiNiro is a lot wiser than Clooney, the guy who got his show business start because of family. Remember when he was on a The Facts of Life? Or 🤮Roseanne?
@lamsmiley1944
@lamsmiley1944 20 күн бұрын
Why is everyone getting so angry about people stating the obvious? Biden is too old and the best option is to pick a new candidate now. The longer they wait the less likely it is that the democrats win.
@aarnehalen1686
@aarnehalen1686 20 күн бұрын
Don’t think De Niro is much of a fighter at 81
@phoebeflanders
@phoebeflanders 20 күн бұрын
Millions of us will vote for Biden, or whoever, or a piece of toast, as long as it's not The Liar. Because we love our country. It's not funny, but it's true. Help us.
@patrickford396
@patrickford396 19 күн бұрын
Joe Biden tells plenty of lies too
@user-gn9sp8hu7s
@user-gn9sp8hu7s 18 күн бұрын
Right ! I keep saying I'll vote for a bucket of mud as long as it has a D on it. Republicans have gone insane.
@ezra2aid
@ezra2aid 20 күн бұрын
Love this co-host format
@nxo91
@nxo91 20 күн бұрын
Rap song with 'We're riding with Biden' would be sick hahaha.
@ShapeRush
@ShapeRush 20 күн бұрын
lol, no it wouldn't. It would be desperate.
@BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis
@BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis 19 күн бұрын
It would be cringe
@calvin4319
@calvin4319 19 күн бұрын
It would be a song of the sheep🐑 , that never google or fact check anything the mainstream media or social media says.
@Kai-kd9qy
@Kai-kd9qy 21 күн бұрын
South Park was right about Clooney🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mrchair905
@Mrchair905 21 күн бұрын
I mean, Clooney is a hundred percent correct though.
@chillfluencer
@chillfluencer 20 күн бұрын
​@@Mrchair905He's highly unintelligent.
@hangten1904
@hangten1904 20 күн бұрын
@@chillfluencer He's is highly wealthy that his donation matters.
20 күн бұрын
I'm retired USN (Navy), we in the military overwelmingly stand behind President Joe Biden. Donald Trump called us "losers and suckers". He should not even be considered a Presidential nominee.
@Ehh.....
@Ehh..... 20 күн бұрын
@@chillfluencer A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
@whatleft123
@whatleft123 21 күн бұрын
Sorry everyone, your plane is delayed because Trump's airplane is getting priority, but it's getting refueled with McDonald's. So we don't know when we will be able to leave.
@thehorsefromGOTs8
@thehorsefromGOTs8 20 күн бұрын
do you think they have a special airplane mcdonalds loading mechanism?
@OkwudiliUzoigwe
@OkwudiliUzoigwe 19 күн бұрын
Love it. The chemistry is 💯💙
@anumeenasorna
@anumeenasorna 20 күн бұрын
Yasss for two anchors! Its like a longer weekend update ❤
@giri.goyo_yt
@giri.goyo_yt 14 күн бұрын
Yes. Reminds me of Jane Curtin and Chevy Chase. Old school.
@susaneva520eva9
@susaneva520eva9 21 күн бұрын
George Clooney does not determine who runs in the Democratic party
@lanceash
@lanceash 21 күн бұрын
Thank goodness.
@janetl9984
@janetl9984 21 күн бұрын
Thank goodness!
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 21 күн бұрын
who do you think 'runs' the Democratic party? who has decided which Democratic candidate was presented to the voters for decades? do you remember 2020, 2016 or the times before? 💲
@dez00023
@dez00023 21 күн бұрын
Neither does the people
@davemathew
@davemathew 21 күн бұрын
Correct. Black women do.
@rdharris802
@rdharris802 21 күн бұрын
I see they didn't ask Bernie. He is clear Biden is the best choice. A divided party is a losing party. We need to vote Blue up and down the ticket to save democracy.
@TracyAdams-ry2fc
@TracyAdams-ry2fc 20 күн бұрын
Bernie is great, but he’s older than Biden!
@TheTimplatte
@TheTimplatte 20 күн бұрын
If this really is about “saving democracy”, then Biden needs to get the f*ck out of the way because Trump is going to slaughter him. Elections are decided by independents and other people who don’t abide by party groupthink.
@lamsmiley1944
@lamsmiley1944 20 күн бұрын
Saying Biden is the best candidate is sticking your head in the sand.
@eragon78
@eragon78 20 күн бұрын
@@TracyAdams-ry2fc Yea, but Bernie also isnt suffering from mental decline. Bernie is still sharp as a tack. Biden is clearly suffering from something. Even comparing Biden to himself in 2019 there is a clear difference.
@ltho5616
@ltho5616 20 күн бұрын
Too old also
@brynnharris-hamm1321
@brynnharris-hamm1321 18 күн бұрын
Clooney’s the only one being honest and courageous.
@lillielevros-desir227
@lillielevros-desir227 18 күн бұрын
“Byron likes bacon 🥓” 😂😂😂😂😂
@brettrogers4200
@brettrogers4200 21 күн бұрын
I don’t gaf what Kirk Cameron thinks so why would I care what Clooney thinks
@matthewlasalvia7026
@matthewlasalvia7026 21 күн бұрын
You’re seriously putting George Clooney in the same boat as Kirk Cameron? George Clooney is way out of Kirk Cameron’s league.
@hipking23
@hipking23 21 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@sharonsmalls6846
@sharonsmalls6846 21 күн бұрын
EXACTLY!!
@adamk.7177
@adamk.7177 21 күн бұрын
George Clooney is too old to be an actor and he still is one, so I don't see why he can't understand Biden's point of view
@shushuyu
@shushuyu 21 күн бұрын
obviously one of them is more informed than the other and they make objective points. 😅
@maryallan3982
@maryallan3982 20 күн бұрын
This is the combination of hosts I'd like to see going forward! Great chemistry!!
@tinagonzalez7714
@tinagonzalez7714 20 күн бұрын
Sort of takes a page out of one of my favorite segments on SNL... Weekend Update!
@trevoragar0447
@trevoragar0447 20 күн бұрын
Love you show great job
@Dragonmist1
@Dragonmist1 21 күн бұрын
My money's on Biden and Harris 💙💙💙
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 21 күн бұрын
At this point just unrealistic.
@ginas9246
@ginas9246 21 күн бұрын
We vote for the ticket. Harris is awesome. Best VP we have ever had. She will be an amazing President
@salttrader4113
@salttrader4113 21 күн бұрын
Think you underestimate the number of jacksasses and idiots wanting another 4 years of reality tv... Think we finally reached Idiocracy...
@ladysun7965
@ladysun7965 21 күн бұрын
​@@ginas9246really? I never hear anything about her
@Aerie499
@Aerie499 21 күн бұрын
It seems like Biden staying in the race is some sort of conspiracy from the Republicans
@neilhilliard8684
@neilhilliard8684 21 күн бұрын
You two together are so funny 🍿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫶🏻
@sherrybirchall8677
@sherrybirchall8677 20 күн бұрын
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