Geralt meets a tax collector.

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DeViper Niek

Күн бұрын

Geralt gets questioned about having payed taxes.

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@tonyc3142 Ай бұрын

What makes it funnier is all the accusations of tax fraud are early game exploits for farming crowns 😂

@cerberus144 Ай бұрын

Alternate title: Geralt commits tax fraud

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

Whatever do you mean? I answered honestly. And you cannot prove otherwise.

@RenanL.S. 13 күн бұрын

Geralt praticing self defense.

@Riviscira 6 күн бұрын

Source?

@Grz349 2 күн бұрын

@@deviperniek1882He receives a rate mention for childless bachelors, when he does have a child and is in a longer relationship.

@morfeuzalas2102 2 күн бұрын

Considering in those times income tax did not exist, this scene makes no sense.

@cnlbenmc 5 күн бұрын

The idea that a Tax Collector would ever thank someone for being a good taxpayer is the most ludicrous part of the situation.

@knell18897 3 күн бұрын

Is it ? In my country, people do get a diploma for doing taxes on time.

@cnlbenmc 2 күн бұрын

+@@knell18897+ Clearly you've never dealt with the IRS...

@morfeuzalas2102 2 күн бұрын

@knell18897 What country is that? Narnia?

@knell18897 Күн бұрын

@@morfeuzalas2102 Yes, I'm talking with a lion right now. He said you are a bitch. Jokes aside, yeah we do get a diploma if we doing taxes on time for an entire year.

15 күн бұрын

This cutscene was released when they fixed a money farming exploit, and it's a wonderful way to connect with the players and let them know devs got it fixed :D

@TheYoutubeUser69 10 күн бұрын

its also stupid and petty from the devs to limit player choices^^

10 күн бұрын

@@TheKZfaqUser69 What are you on about?

@noelic6744 8 күн бұрын

@@TheKZfaqUser69 I mean, that's kinda the point of a game. A survival game with unlimited access to food isn't really that endearing, the limitations are part of the game in some ways. If the devs thought that the exploit was taking away from an intended experience then its fair to remove it.

@MateusVIII 5 күн бұрын

@@TheKZfaqUser69 It isn't really limiting choices. Exploiting a grinding mechanic to make a load of cash isn't really a mechanic. Plus, it is a lot more hilarious now to have a tax collector coming in.

@Kyo-kf6jf 5 күн бұрын

@@TheKZfaqUser69 I dont think you know what "player choices" really means.

@CustomizedUsername Ай бұрын

Just lie to the IRS like everyone else 😂

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

Me? Lie? I would never. How dare you suggest such a thing?

@ghost_ship_supreme 14 күн бұрын

@@deviperniek1882the Witcher code forbids it!

@olegp3671 3 күн бұрын

Because the IRS never ever finds out when you lie!

@Greasy_Gram 18 сағат бұрын

But how will the gov ever find money to waste

@jamescheddar4896 Ай бұрын

The government is more upset that you don't pay taxes on your criminal underhanded dealings than you're doing them to begin with. That's how the world works.

@victorochoa3662 25 күн бұрын

I mean, drug cartels do make good money 🤷🏼‍♂️

@scaper12123 24 күн бұрын

That's actually how they booked Al Capone, so there ya go.

@177SCmaro 6 күн бұрын

Well, I mean, what is the government and tax collectors going to argue? That murder and theft are wrong? That'd be ironic.

@goatslayer3160 7 күн бұрын

"Have you ever waltzed into someone's home and taken something without their permission?" "Yes" "How many times? "Yes."

@therecklesswarlock6439 6 күн бұрын

WIPT-30/c form is something i would never expect to hear in a medieval setting, more soemthing id hear from modern times.

@Imrixan 3 күн бұрын

To be fair, this is the same setting where you can find notes written by assorted mages talking explicitly about transhumanism, and identifying magical monsters by the barcodes their makers left on them. Historical accuracy is really not a priority, nor should it have to be.

@jordynozymandias374 10 күн бұрын

I definitely didn't waltz into several homes in Beauclair and steal several thousand worth of jewelery, silverware and other luxury goods. They also weren't home and sleeping while I went through their cabinets.

@dededede9257 6 күн бұрын

Geralt can maybe escape the Wild Hunt but not the tax

@chadbinsigma6487 Ай бұрын

Ah yes the Witchers code forbids it.... Source: Eskels love life

@ethanduncan1646 10 күн бұрын

I like how there isn't such a thing as a "Witchers Code" in reality it just Geralt's way of finding a reason not to do something he doesn't like.

@chadbinsigma6487 10 күн бұрын

@@ethanduncan1646 Yeah its a trope in the books where he blames his mutations and cites him being a witcher as a reason to do something or not do something. Like the man claims to have no emotions yet the entire series of books is just him looking out for his daughter and waifu

@nickchavez720 3 күн бұрын

The one monster not even Geralt can beat...the tax man.

@noahcrowley2954 Ай бұрын

Tax collector: "have you another man's house?" Geralt: *profuse sweating in spamming E* "no..."

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

That sweating was because it was a hot day and i was in full fighting gear.

@spearshake4771 21 күн бұрын

Lorewise what bothers me is when he shows up in Oxenfurt. I mean he's basically a representative of Occupied Temeria aka Nilfgaard and he somehow manages to make it into in Oxenfurt. Even him showing up in the FREE city of Novigrad is hilarious😂

@CountKibblesNBits 4 күн бұрын

The Taxman knows no bounds.

@marduk1734 21 күн бұрын

Walthemor Mitty: have you ever taken anything valuable from Skellige's buccaneers with intent to exchange it for GrandMaster sets? Geralt (with at least 10 tons of jewels and rusted swords): never! the The Witcher code forbids! How dare you!

@mazikaze 11 сағат бұрын

"I'm crazy enough to take on The Wild Hunt, but IRS, no thank you!"

@fedda9999 Күн бұрын

Toss a coin to your IRS collector

@ninjaviking1999 9 күн бұрын

Even Witchers have to deal with the IRS ffs

@Raydnt69 7 күн бұрын

That went alot more differently then I would have thought.

@WestLegend03 12 күн бұрын

This was one of the most unexpected, funniest and WTF moments of the whole game. I loved it !

@deviperniek1882 12 күн бұрын

I didn't know it was coming when i entered the town square but loved this part once it was done.

@AlexisTheDragon Ай бұрын

I heard of 1, tried to do 2 but it was patched, and as for 3, well yeah....that's the game.... Though I knew a lets player who RP'd against doing that, so he coulda legit said all 3 no.

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

Yeah i might have stretched the truth while answering him.

@profikiller7303 16 күн бұрын

The IRS will not take my coin

@dahpughie 8 күн бұрын

His name at least in English is a reference to Walter Mitty which implies he is impersonating a tax collector

@simonnachreiner8380 9 күн бұрын

Wait so buying something from someone ignorant of its potential value and reselling it is a crime? Ffs subjective value is half the basis of the free market!

@noelic6744 8 күн бұрын

Its a pretty good law to be fair. This would mostly benefit the common people and prevent the rich from taking advantage of them.

@177SCmaro 6 күн бұрын

I would say that is still much less evil and damaging to society than shoving a gun in everyone's face and declaring it "law" if they don't sell at the price the people in government feel like, in their feeling place, is "fair".

@caosin3667 Күн бұрын

What the hell is whit the hand when he is 'holding' his papers

@catfoodbob1 Күн бұрын

They arn't called the Interdiminsional Revenue service for nothing.

@stranger299a 14 күн бұрын

IGNORANTIA LEGIS NON *EXCUSAT*

@ForumBlackwolfdave 5 күн бұрын

I just sell everything I get from every smoothbrain that tries to fight me

@underthesun-ml4mu 4 күн бұрын

if the IRS was a person

@Wonderkid44 14 күн бұрын

Funny how he is a brummy.

@OceanHedgehog 13 күн бұрын

How are Witchers not exempt from taxes?

@kamildziubol9371 Ай бұрын

HE FINALLY POSTED 2 VIDEOS AFTER 4 MONTHS!!!

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

I am ashamed that it took so long

@cowboyb4by 25 күн бұрын

I havent made it this far in the game yet 😅 how do you unlock this scene and what choices result in you paying?

@deviperniek1882 25 күн бұрын

The tax collector is part of the Hearts of Stone expansion. He will talk to you when you walk over the Oxenfurt market when you carry 35000 crowns or more.

@cowboyb4by 25 күн бұрын

@@deviperniek1882 thanks! If you pick the opposite choices in the video, do I end up paying something?

@deviperniek1882 24 күн бұрын

If you admit to 2 out of 3 choices. You will have to pay a 1000 crowns at the Vivaldi bank.

@77-7- 3 күн бұрын

I use max money cheat and got this

@deviperniek1882 3 күн бұрын

@77-7- ok that is also a way to get it.

@burge117 6 күн бұрын

I've never come across this? 😅

@deviperniek1882 6 күн бұрын

It is part of the Heart if Stone expansion. When you have 35000 or more crowns in your pocket and visit the Oxenfurt market he will stop you and this will start.

@burge117 6 күн бұрын

@@deviperniek1882 Thank you.

@brettbibb5334 18 күн бұрын

How and where can find the area to do this side quest? Thanks.

@brettbibb5334 18 күн бұрын

In Novigrad I assume, but where?

@deviperniek1882 18 күн бұрын

You will meet him in the Oxenfurt market when you carry 35000 crowns or more. It is part of the hearts and stone dlc.

@brettbibb5334 18 күн бұрын

@deviperniek1882 OK, didn't know any of that. Thanks.

@MrDemonKing21 5 күн бұрын

Funny enough, I literally didn't do any of these things and also got the Diploma. All because even in games, i'm a goodie two shoes and would feel like a schmuck if I did. Then I watch others play on Twitch... who waltz into houses and steal everything that isn't nailed to the fucking floor. Guess i'm weird or something.

@kirosera 26 күн бұрын

what is that armor?

@Ras-57319 26 күн бұрын

It's the Mastercrafted feline armor.

@Conan-Le-Cimmerien 19 күн бұрын

@@Ras-57319 Superior feline only, the mastercrafted has the hood on

@Ras-57319 19 күн бұрын

@@Conan-Le-Cimmerien The Grandmaster feline armor is the one with the hood, not the Mastercrafted feline armor.

@Conan-Le-Cimmerien 19 күн бұрын

@@Ras-57319 Oops...

@english_tomato 14 күн бұрын

WHAT ME? NEVER HEIL RADOVID >:)

@Alice-zm3du Ай бұрын

can u just kill him and move on or XD??

@deviperniek1882 Ай бұрын

No. No killing the Tax collector.😂

@Alice-zm3du Ай бұрын

@@deviperniek1882 GODDAMIT!

@177SCmaro 6 күн бұрын

@@deviperniek1882 Wait, so all the muggers and thieves have to do is reclassify their profession as "tax collectors" and they can't be touched? Interesting...