Geralt overdosing on Witcher potions

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@LJAndrews1986
@LJAndrews1986 2 жыл бұрын
He should have put more points into the alchemy tree, silly Geralt.
@MultiLetz
@MultiLetz 2 жыл бұрын
Is there people that actually do that though?
@digzgwentplayer4159
@digzgwentplayer4159 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that he did do an alchemy build. Since he can't drink all of that and just not die 😂. Edit: And of course he died after typing the comment above, ah the nostalgia.
@digzgwentplayer4159
@digzgwentplayer4159 2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiLetz alchemy is actually an exploit. You put everything there and then just add enough points for Rend and you're good to go.
@MultiLetz
@MultiLetz 2 жыл бұрын
@@digzgwentplayer4159 sheesh!!! Now I'll need to start the game again, been playing for years and my playstyle basically consists of "lmao, Aard goes woosh!!!"
@dr1o761
@dr1o761 2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiLetz try it and dont forget to take euphoria
@TheHumanSpiderr
@TheHumanSpiderr 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The monster was just some rat eating the crops of the farmers' fields
@andyventures6574
@andyventures6574 2 жыл бұрын
It's Puppies ....
@samschreiber1640
@samschreiber1640 2 жыл бұрын
Or just a little goblin... Junior
@TheFloorface
@TheFloorface 2 жыл бұрын
must be a bloody big rat if it killed all those people
@starwarsweexplain6380
@starwarsweexplain6380 2 жыл бұрын
The human spider, nice
@HuslWusl
@HuslWusl 2 жыл бұрын
Turns out the monster wasn't in this barn at the moment and he found nothing
@teagan_p_999
@teagan_p_999 Жыл бұрын
Gotta drink faster. The first potion he took would have worn off by the time he took the last one.
@thepope2412
@thepope2412 Жыл бұрын
Not with delayed reaction. He can keep chugging them and the effects wont wear off
@cool06alt
@cool06alt Жыл бұрын
That's only apply with the newer game (Witcher 3). In olden games like Witcher 1 and 2, potions duration can be very long like 8 hours to 30 minutes. Honestly you can't measure stuff in just witcher 3, it's designed to be arcade for gameplay purpose.
@Bocchi-the-Rock_
@Bocchi-the-Rock_ Жыл бұрын
Yeah in the books it can take a minute for the effects to kick in and last much longer. Like when Geralt saves Foltest's daughter, he drinks a Cat potion and waits in the square for it to kick in as it turns to night But it would really slow down gameplay to wait for 5-10 minutes just for a potion to kick in, and the way the Witcher 3 is designed, having potions work for that long would massively throw off the balance of the game
@cool06alt
@cool06alt Жыл бұрын
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ Massively throw off the balance of the game? I doubt that severely. I have played with mods that added that and tbh they are not that. Most potions would need to be crafted using the system that existed in previous two games. Instead of just posessing 1! Alcohest to refill the entire inventory. It's just CDPR that had been going out of pattern from the third game. I don't see anything that will shake the balance.
@mungo7136
@mungo7136 Жыл бұрын
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ frankly, I use mod that greatly increase potion longevity, as few minutes or seconds was less than many fights. Made no sense. And now I even use mod that more-or-less remove crafting of the potions once you make them for the 1st time, as there are many so fights that otherwise I'd not be using potions at all "because you don't waste them when you do not know about next monster you are going to meet" effect. Now I simply use them when I see a reason to do so - which I find pretty lore-friendly
@darkwowplayer
@darkwowplayer Жыл бұрын
My Witcher 3 build make me deal more damage the higher my Toxicity, so my Gerault literally always looked like he was on the fuckin edge of just dying lmao
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
wait wait is it even possible to overdoes on potions?🤣🤣🤣
@nikushim6665
@nikushim6665 Жыл бұрын
@@raven4k998 In W3, yeah. Maxing out your toxicity puts a 0.5% per second dot on you basically the games way of telling you to remove one of your pots with white honey or eventually die.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
@@nikushim6665 wait you don't get to looking like that undead creature awe common🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nobody-hw6jv
@Nobody-hw6jv Жыл бұрын
I drunk potions just for that look. Gerald looks cooler that way.
@mcslender2965
@mcslender2965 5 ай бұрын
​@@nikushim6665jokes on them cuz my build gives me better potion duration and increased HP when I'm on the verge of ODing
@Ty__Rants
@Ty__Rants 2 жыл бұрын
“You don’t even know what the monster is yet!” “That’s why I need to drink every potion!” I feel that lol
@cybisz2883
@cybisz2883 2 жыл бұрын
Silly Witcher. Tawny Owl + Petri's Philter are all you need. With that, Quen will protect you from everything and Igni will kill almost everything. A good Silver Sword will take care of the rest.
@predictless1009
@predictless1009 2 жыл бұрын
That's why his "preparations" are so costly, as he explains to his customers. Because he chugs every potion he has, everytime.
@unholywarrior9007
@unholywarrior9007 2 жыл бұрын
Would hVe been more clever it had been a cat in the place and he drank the potions for nothing
@pocketthechipmunk9994
@pocketthechipmunk9994 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it to be some sort of drunk dwarf holding a small stick to stumble out and then Dandelion kills it on accident while Geralt is unconscious lol
@unholywarrior9007
@unholywarrior9007 2 жыл бұрын
@@pocketthechipmunk9994 yep me too something the bard could Handel but the Witcher over dose it and odds
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: *Takes a potion to weaponize his blood* Also Geralt: *Takes a potion to decrease chance of bleeding*
@Boris82
@Boris82 2 жыл бұрын
😀
@VitorJTekkRodrigues
@VitorJTekkRodrigues 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf he still needs his blood on the inside.
@eneco3965
@eneco3965 2 жыл бұрын
@@VitorJTekkRodrigues But the monster will die before all of his blood is on the outside
@monke4044
@monke4044 2 жыл бұрын
@@eneco3965 Then that's even better lmao, that blood poison is basicly just an adition, last weapon resort just incase anything goes wrong and he dies.. Its a backup plan Who the heck wants to lose a liter of their blood to defeat a single beast lmao? that's basicly just suicide
@Gnarlf
@Gnarlf 2 жыл бұрын
Of course he does. Bleeding out, would disarm him in this case ;)
@BrianHSC
@BrianHSC Жыл бұрын
He forgot to oil the blades
@user-lm1gl5dg5y
@user-lm1gl5dg5y Жыл бұрын
The only one, who needs oil now is Jaskier...
@dweorg4332
@dweorg4332 2 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is perfect: the writing, the acting, the costumes, the props, the cinematography, the editing, the sound design and editing. You guys have really outdone yourselves, so amazing.
@Wolan.
@Wolan. 2 жыл бұрын
The writing...no. You could slip some more fun frazes like: "I can stop anytime i want", "-What is this? I don't know but let's see what it does", "This one is on you", "ups I've drunk the one that clears all the effects, got to go all way again". Add some side effects with behavior, and lot of empty bottles besides them. So no writing is not perfect... Rest is pretty damn good.
@GiI11
@GiI11 Жыл бұрын
Forgot the makeup
@voster77hh
@voster77hh Жыл бұрын
even the barn they chose as a set...
@craigsimpson9561
@craigsimpson9561 2 жыл бұрын
Two years later, a Circle of Witchers gather... Geralt: [ clears throat ] "Uh, so, hi, my name's Geralt, and, er, it's been, ummm...thirty-two days since I quaffed my last potion..." Everyone else: [ polite applause ]
@f.a103
@f.a103 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@randomperson5512
@randomperson5512 2 жыл бұрын
*Angry Alan noises in the background*
@abhijitsingh3329
@abhijitsingh3329 2 жыл бұрын
Witchers anonymous
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs 2 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, it'll be a triangle of Witchers. They don't make Witchers like they used to. They've literally forgotten how 😂
@niklas2933
@niklas2933 2 жыл бұрын
Circle. Of witchers: 3 people ... unless it's after that time then 2
@scaldedape6213
@scaldedape6213 2 жыл бұрын
"I can quit at any time," achievement unlocked
@AtrusOranis
@AtrusOranis 2 жыл бұрын
*Percussion* *Choir AAAAAAAAAHs*
@wieczor3000
@wieczor3000 2 жыл бұрын
@@AtrusOranis XD
@janno105
@janno105 Жыл бұрын
💀
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Жыл бұрын
To people who don't know: Can Quit Anytime I Want -----> Be under the influence of seven potions or decoctions at the same time.
@pRahvi0
@pRahvi0 2 жыл бұрын
Dandelion: "I'll stay here and maybe write some more songs about you or something." Geralt: "Promise me you won't." Dandelion: "I can't promise that." That's some real drama! :D
@GenerationWest
@GenerationWest 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: With all these potions in me, it'll die instantly. Dandelion: Looks like the creature fell and died. Geralt: Well, now I'm pissed... And my stomach is rumbling something fierce.
@freddym99
@freddym99 2 жыл бұрын
"What potion is that Geralt?!" "Water. I am thirsty"
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 2 жыл бұрын
Dihydrogen Monoxide Benefits: Reduces thirst, increases mental clarity, heals damage from heat, Side effects: Excessive use will require the imbiber to relieve their bladder. Failure to do so within a few hours will inflict the Wet Pants debuff, reducing both Agility and Dignity until new pants are equipped.
@lupfarkas3811
@lupfarkas3811 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephperez2004 Genius. Hahahahaha
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 2 жыл бұрын
@@lupfarkas3811 Never played a Witcher game, so didnt really know format or terminology, but glad it got a laugh.
@idiragon
@idiragon 2 жыл бұрын
oh man! that needed to be one
@prabudyaamajid5315
@prabudyaamajid5315 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephperez2004 i insist, you have to play one of the master piece that human civilization has ever made
@thomasace2547
@thomasace2547 2 жыл бұрын
“You don’t even know what the monster is yet!” Trust Witcher Rowan to not have done all the investigations first 😂
@Luumu557
@Luumu557 2 жыл бұрын
"This is new game+, I know exactly what it does!" *still passes out*
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 2 жыл бұрын
He’s a fantastic Witcher……
@TheCommanderTaco
@TheCommanderTaco 2 жыл бұрын
But he did. Didnt you see the last video where he used his Witcher vision. He did all he could.
@brendanr1525
@brendanr1525 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCommanderTaco Remember, he gets that vision because he got knocked in the head a few too many times.
@theviking1359
@theviking1359 2 жыл бұрын
Oh he probably investigated it he just doesn’t remember investigating it
@dillasoul2228
@dillasoul2228 2 жыл бұрын
It was difficult watching Geralt commit suicide, so to honor his memory, I repeated this process step by step with each potion named, and surprisingly I died faster with way fewer potions used
@grantpflum6844
@grantpflum6844 Жыл бұрын
How far did you get?
@user-nw8pp1cy8q
@user-nw8pp1cy8q Жыл бұрын
@@grantpflum6844 He cannot answer because he died.
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Жыл бұрын
@@user-nw8pp1cy8q Need lamp that can show ghosts!
@janus8003
@janus8003 Жыл бұрын
@@ScienceDiscoverer Or potion
@overlordsmashalot3891
@overlordsmashalot3891 11 ай бұрын
Because he's a witcher! You're not a witcher.
@HDL_CinC_Dragon
@HDL_CinC_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын
1:24 When he was drinking the bright green potion I was hoping he'd say something like "Radiator Fluid, to keep me cool during the intense battle ahead!"
@nobuffer101
@nobuffer101 2 жыл бұрын
Dandelion: "You're just drinking vodka!" Geralt: "It dulls pain..."
@ohexenwahno5652
@ohexenwahno5652 2 жыл бұрын
White Gull
@gentledysentery
@gentledysentery 2 жыл бұрын
No Wonder Geralt Wanted A Bottomless Carafe. Lots Of Pain To Dull.
@piotrczuchowski1080
@piotrczuchowski1080 2 жыл бұрын
...the pain of the soul
@SMiki55
@SMiki55 2 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: witcher potions are actually made using vodka
@GeorgeTheAiMusician
@GeorgeTheAiMusician 2 жыл бұрын
Silly Geralt! Every stalker knows that vodka removes radionuclides!
@snoopsnet8150
@snoopsnet8150 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: "I can one-shot anything as long as I do it in the next 12 seconds"
@purplestars5410
@purplestars5410 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the one hour cool down...
@nugsnjugs9954
@nugsnjugs9954 2 жыл бұрын
There is skill that extends all potion durations.
@whiterunguard6874
@whiterunguard6874 2 жыл бұрын
@@nugsnjugs9954 every skill in the alchemy tree increases potion duration
@Rohan_Yadav7
@Rohan_Yadav7 2 жыл бұрын
@@whiterunguard6874 now we know that Geralt didn't bother unlocking the green tree
@nugsnjugs9954
@nugsnjugs9954 2 жыл бұрын
@@whiterunguard6874 ahaha you got it.
@lajterbalazs2499
@lajterbalazs2499 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt is not an addict, he is a culinary potion taster
@JimIBobIJones
@JimIBobIJones 2 жыл бұрын
The crazy part is that Geralt doesn't need/or use the effects of the potions: he just uses Quen in every fight.
@RagingKoopatroopa
@RagingKoopatroopa 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love his immediate two choices for potions: the one that poisons his opponent if he bleeds, and then the one that makes him bleed less. Hot synergy.
@nagabe6394
@nagabe6394 2 жыл бұрын
He just love the taste of them potions blends together in his mouth.
@porchugawhale9938
@porchugawhale9938 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure this is a joke but just clarifying that black blood is for vampiric opponents who do the fang to neck thing and start sucking blood. Blood loss is a different conditiong that just results in damage over time.
@jankomorderca
@jankomorderca 2 жыл бұрын
It makes perfect sense he want monster to bite him bit you doesn't want to bleed out to death
@tentaklaus9382
@tentaklaus9382 2 жыл бұрын
@@porchugawhale9938 If someone was sucking your blood would that be considered as "blood loss over time"?
@porchugawhale9938
@porchugawhale9938 2 жыл бұрын
@@tentaklaus9382 In the games, at least the first and second one, I have only recently started the third one so can have no opinion, being bitten by a monster just counted as one huge attack that took about 60% health all at once. I guess in lore increased bleed resistance is an increase in the effect of coagulation agents, which would make blood clot more easily in response to open air
@premiumbackgroundmusic
@premiumbackgroundmusic 2 жыл бұрын
I always suspected Geralt had a drinking problem
@algimantasbagdonas1060
@algimantasbagdonas1060 2 жыл бұрын
You need to have a more positive way of seeing things: instead of saying "drinking problem" say "drinking opportunities".
@Madi_Ernar
@Madi_Ernar 2 жыл бұрын
@@algimantasbagdonas1060 Yeah, every encounter is a little holiday
@maciekpiotrowski3178
@maciekpiotrowski3178 2 жыл бұрын
"Isn't happy hour anytime?"
@Annie-cd6ue
@Annie-cd6ue 2 жыл бұрын
@@algimantasbagdonas1060 u drink too?
@KhaeLikesCoffee
@KhaeLikesCoffee 2 жыл бұрын
@@algimantasbagdonas1060 I like your style, good sir 😂
@arthasmenethil9957
@arthasmenethil9957 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting that last one to be the one that clears all potion effects. Meaning he had to drink them all again.
@Fleetches
@Fleetches 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously y'all nailed Geralt's armor down to the last detail. Absolutely incredible.
@jadenmartinez8607
@jadenmartinez8607 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually impressive how well Alan can mimic Joey Batey as Jaskier.
@hedera1332
@hedera1332 2 жыл бұрын
It's perfect, lmao
@grigorov1914
@grigorov1914 2 жыл бұрын
You had any doubt in his acting skills?
@kirito_online97
@kirito_online97 2 жыл бұрын
cuz he looked like him from the start
@rajahava
@rajahava 2 жыл бұрын
Because there is not much to mimic beside stupid haircut.
@CHR3S_1
@CHR3S_1 2 жыл бұрын
*Dandelion
@MrDARKJAK
@MrDARKJAK 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Alan delivered that line 😂 Rowan “ I wish you wouldnt” Alan “I cant promise that”
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 2 жыл бұрын
Get ready for the musical episode coming up
@FaultAndDakranon
@FaultAndDakranon 2 жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Eeeeee!
@Zymynca
@Zymynca 2 жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague omg YES!
@coffeeaddict9605
@coffeeaddict9605 2 жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Oh I hope that's true and not a troll.
@RJLbwb
@RJLbwb 2 жыл бұрын
that alone made the video
@nickrit18
@nickrit18 2 жыл бұрын
I randomly came across you guys a few years ago and have been watching ever since! The witcher logic series might be my favorite ones yet! Thanks for the great content.
@VGameL0v3e12sF012Ree
@VGameL0v3e12sF012Ree 2 жыл бұрын
"I have every eye-dea of what's going on." 1:48
@hanhiofficial7037
@hanhiofficial7037 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting something like: "and what is that? what's that gonna do?" "nothing much, this is just alcohol"
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 2 жыл бұрын
vodka?
@PainRack
@PainRack 2 жыл бұрын
You had to be drunk in order to fight a vampire in Oxenfurt :) bloody vamp only likes alcoholic blood. That was an AMAZINg quest
@georgprime4665
@georgprime4665 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt was role-playing Kingdom Come Deliverance so he could save his game....
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 2 жыл бұрын
@@PainRack "what disgusting foul mouthed drivel is this! oh ugh the youth these days...." alright alirght ill stop... sheesh...
@gawelszczytkowski1991
@gawelszczytkowski1991 2 жыл бұрын
@@yosefyonin6824 mahakamian...
@pepethefrog6809
@pepethefrog6809 2 жыл бұрын
Alan's perfect playing Dandelion. He kinda looks like the Netflix actor too. LOL Also, don't worry about him, he's got the Heightened Tolerance, Acquired Tolerance and Fast Metabolism build. He'll be fiiiiine, he'll be back up in no time.
@donnydonowitz536
@donnydonowitz536 2 жыл бұрын
I had to google it if they are the same person :D
@aaronlimeuchin7352
@aaronlimeuchin7352 2 жыл бұрын
@Pope the Frog he does looks similar to actor who play Jaskier in the Witcher live series. I figure the differences between both is by looking at their chin.
@unoriginalhazard
@unoriginalhazard 2 жыл бұрын
I had to double check to see if it was the same actor!
@nyarodomo1405
@nyarodomo1405 2 жыл бұрын
i thought they were the same person💀
@Hellsong89
@Hellsong89 2 жыл бұрын
My head went huh? error error when he looked like the actor, but voice didnt match nether game or series voice.
@Dingsmann
@Dingsmann 8 күн бұрын
Naild that "Drinking Animation" look and Felling
@Dodzfather
@Dodzfather 2 жыл бұрын
The best part about these Witcher videos is that they're soo re watchable. I've watched this more times than I've played the game....and that's alot haha
@stealthkillz3114
@stealthkillz3114 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt's logic: Hmm, looks like an average nekker contract...Guess I'll empty my entire potion inventory. The Nekker: *intense sweating*
@Phoenix-td9mj
@Phoenix-td9mj 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, walking into the nekker cave buffed out like Zeus in Ragnarok.
@robertmarsh5322
@robertmarsh5322 2 жыл бұрын
I mean. It's feels great to go through them like paper. I love how OP you can get if you k ow hat you are up against and prepare appropriately.
@realmvps7320
@realmvps7320 2 жыл бұрын
An easy way to stop him from doing that would be to say "but you might need that potion later." Works like a charm.
@theonlineanimal6009
@theonlineanimal6009 2 жыл бұрын
500 hundred healing potions later. And still "saving it for later"
@stevenmcsteven6693
@stevenmcsteven6693 2 жыл бұрын
@@theonlineanimal6009 Story of my life with every potion/food/usable item in games. I just hoard it all "incase" i'll need it but i never actually use them
@Aredel
@Aredel 2 жыл бұрын
And he would reply “potions only need to be made once in this game. This is why I’m the Witcher and you’re the bard.”
@zafirkes7328
@zafirkes7328 18 күн бұрын
He clearly uses a euphoria build.
@sylvaina.1211
@sylvaina.1211 2 жыл бұрын
Kudos for the costumes, settings and camera shooting. you guys really do quality professional level work
@touchofstrange
@touchofstrange 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I don’t know which was funnier: Geralt’s ever-worsening potion-face (mad props to the makeup team!), or Dandelion’s quippy dialogue & line delivery! (mad props to Alan!) Oh, and his facial expressions were glorious! That charming bit of banter about Dandelion composing a song was the best! And really added another layer of genuine depth to their friendship. Not to leave Rowan out of the praise, because his Geralt is brilliant! He’s so great at the combo of arrogant, self-confident Witcher & kinda dude-bro, goofball player. The attention to detail on the potion bottles & colors was brilliant! I’ll have to rewatch (again) on a larger screen and do some frame advancing to see if the labels are more visible. Because I 100% guarantee they’re all appropriately labeled! I am loving this series! And I hope we don’t have too long a wait for season 2!! ❤️💙
@b0nes95
@b0nes95 2 жыл бұрын
this is an actual novel
@jaymay7957
@jaymay7957 2 жыл бұрын
Too much praise bro… you must be swooning at the bits
@touchofstrange
@touchofstrange 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaymay7957 Okay, and your point is what, exactly? Does effusive praise for something I truly enjoyed trouble you? Why?
@touchofstrange
@touchofstrange 2 жыл бұрын
@@b0nes95 I had a lot to say. 😝 Although if this seems like a lot, I worry for your attention span.
@itssteakhouse4582
@itssteakhouse4582 2 жыл бұрын
@@touchofstrange bro relax, hes just joshing ya
@DemonKingCozar
@DemonKingCozar 2 жыл бұрын
He must be missing the potion that clears your toxicity while also removing the buffs too
@jonathanorr6818
@jonathanorr6818 2 жыл бұрын
White honey...
@dankdankeryetdanker2726
@dankdankeryetdanker2726 2 жыл бұрын
But why would you do that?
@2bDeterminedxX
@2bDeterminedxX 2 жыл бұрын
@@dankdankeryetdanker2726 you want to poke out your own eyes if you drink a cat for a cave then go back outside. White honey is useful
@trevor22333
@trevor22333 2 жыл бұрын
For when your about to overdose on potions but also about to die. White Radfords then white honey. Keep the health, loose the overdose.
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 5 ай бұрын
_"You don't even know what the monster IS yet!"_ _"That's why I need to drink every potion!"_ lol.
@unoriginalhazard
@unoriginalhazard 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta stay the outfits are incredibly well done! Good work to everyone involved!
@christianabad9982
@christianabad9982 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the skit where Adam was the witcher and he drank potions and applied oil on his sword, while Rowan defeated the dragon without any preparations.
@sehornesminn501
@sehornesminn501 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, what if it's a canonical continuation!?
@NPC0010
@NPC0010 2 жыл бұрын
I remember that, Adam played the "The Watcher" the NPC logic version of the Witcher. When this series was announced, I was actually expecting Adam to be the Witcher.
@chimkennugget4243
@chimkennugget4243 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO Yes!
@Someone-uw7je
@Someone-uw7je 2 жыл бұрын
@@NPC0010 But Adam is perceived as a "good" guy with a heart of gold. Being rude, taking selfish decisions and stupid/funny isn't his is character by nature. Maybe he'll appear as a better witcher than Geralt in future. I hope so
@loki2655
@loki2655 2 жыл бұрын
It's Bandit camp in Witcher Logic :p
@unguertopelinezmuntercatri1472
@unguertopelinezmuntercatri1472 2 жыл бұрын
I am impressed that they actually used the right potions and potion's effects, nice attention to detail ^^
@mooncake387
@mooncake387 2 жыл бұрын
lol there's really a portion that turns your blood into poison? is it to fight vampires, because wtf?
@NYC-Gardener
@NYC-Gardener 2 жыл бұрын
@@mooncake387 Black blood potion's ONLY use in the game is for when you are fighting vampires :)
@orcus6893
@orcus6893 2 жыл бұрын
@@mooncake387 basically all the potions in the Witcher 3 are poison to other people except for witchers but if you drink enough of it you will die
@rdtiel
@rdtiel 2 жыл бұрын
@@mooncake387 Its shown in action in the trailer for witcher 3. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m86afZlimbfKlYE.html around 2:30 Geralt lets the vampire suck his blood, then the vampire notices something was wrong.
@exposedbhauturma130
@exposedbhauturma130 2 жыл бұрын
@@mooncake387 yes there is. You can't go through Blood and Wine without it lol. And yes, it is best suited for vampires
@TurokLegend
@TurokLegend 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest Witcher skit so far!! Thanks i was feeling down.
@akashjaiswar9437
@akashjaiswar9437 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome and I enjoy watching everyone of you guys. I am sorry I couldn't give enough.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow thank you for your support Akash! You have given more than enough, thank you :)
@akosszilagyi2656
@akosszilagyi2656 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. This brings back memories. That awkward feeling when everyone treats you like a world-class badass with countless feats, meanwhile im sitting there and have no idea what im actually doing.
@freespeech3817
@freespeech3817 2 жыл бұрын
The awkard feeling when everyone treats you like a world class badass meanwhile you spend half of a day collecting flowers to make some potions because you too poor to buy those from shop. AND later on tax man comes it to comply about your cow buisness.
@schmiff91
@schmiff91 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: I need to be prepared for every possible outcome. Jaskier: Except a beauty contest?
@Florkl
@Florkl 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing CDPR that’s absolutely a possibility.
@bernharderiksson775
@bernharderiksson775 2 жыл бұрын
He would still win, Rowan is after all a model.
@Petr75661
@Petr75661 2 жыл бұрын
he should read the patient information leaflet to check for interactions and contraindications
@lucifer6028
@lucifer6028 Жыл бұрын
I think it would’ve been a pretty good funny addition if this happened if you drank to much at once
@Thiccness_Is_Delicious
@Thiccness_Is_Delicious Жыл бұрын
It does lol not the black eye shit but you can be poisoned from drinking to much
@LabradorIndependent
@LabradorIndependent 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this series is based on the games, promoting the games - and Alan's performance is still based on Joey Batey's portrayal
@blitzgirl6522
@blitzgirl6522 2 жыл бұрын
Plus that final look of Geralt's is from the Netflix show, too! Love every single reference from both adaptations.
@dunpeal83
@dunpeal83 2 жыл бұрын
And yet everyone so far failed to present him accurately. Dandelion is blonde, that's why he's called Dandelion (or Buttercup if translated literally).
@eclecticx
@eclecticx 2 жыл бұрын
Ugh, no Netflix Witcher references please. That show SUCKS sooooo bad.
@alexdenovember3696
@alexdenovember3696 2 жыл бұрын
@@eclecticx As a person who has both read the book and played the game I have to agree with you
@LabradorIndependent
@LabradorIndependent 2 жыл бұрын
Completely respect that, but I love the show too
@twilightgryphon
@twilightgryphon 2 жыл бұрын
Depending on the number of takes I imagine Rowan must have really, *really* had to pee after drinking all those (hopefully?) fake potions.
@markkNL
@markkNL 2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean hopefully? You think there's a chance Rowan is actually a Witcher? xD
@midnaphai
@midnaphai 2 жыл бұрын
@@markkNL there's a chance it's alcohol or energy drinks, both wouldn't be so healthy in that amount xD likely just colored water tho
@Tuck-Shop
@Tuck-Shop 2 жыл бұрын
Or if any pranks were done. Hot sauce?
@benmwilliams
@benmwilliams 2 жыл бұрын
I was behind the potions and I can say after the amount of times refilling those potions Rowan was thoroughly over hydrated 😂
@amlugil
@amlugil 2 жыл бұрын
@@markkNL You really think there is a chance he is not? :PPPP
@sylvaina.1211
@sylvaina.1211 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha ! this is one of the best in the latest you made so far i love it and even re-re-rewatch it...
@ProjektImpWorld
@ProjektImpWorld 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZfaq suggestion, i've come across this awesome channel, subscribed immidiately. That was funny guys, great job
@LZocki
@LZocki 2 жыл бұрын
I Just really Love how every Episode leads to the Other. Feals Like a whole Story when its done.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 2 жыл бұрын
Get ready for the supercut - there is going to be a few extra scenes in there too 😉
@clementwymiens7955
@clementwymiens7955 2 жыл бұрын
The costumes, the phrasing, the make-up... everything is so on poiiiint :D Gotta love this!
@matgaming79
@matgaming79 5 ай бұрын
Oh man this is so funny 🤣 and very well made! You guys are awesome!
@AmanaLaks
@AmanaLaks 2 жыл бұрын
This Men drank too much that he became an Isengard soldier
@rerega3177
@rerega3177 2 жыл бұрын
The average witcher player: "I need to prepare with potions and oils to defeat this great beast." Me: goes in without any preparation unless the game makes me and hopes for the best.
@Khrayfish
@Khrayfish 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think many people properly use potions and oils. But in Death March difficulty they are essential, especially with scaling monsters.
@shawnwolf5961
@shawnwolf5961 2 жыл бұрын
@@Khrayfish Hell with that noise, I want the full Witcher experience--I absolutely prepare, because I actually roleplay in my roleplaying games.
@hellosuir
@hellosuir 2 жыл бұрын
"I gotta big sword, and ima swing it until something dies"
@AABloodyAA
@AABloodyAA 2 жыл бұрын
Witcher 1 was hard...you needed them potions...I remember you couldn't see anything in caves (without using the cat thing potion whatever the name was)
@andeolevain
@andeolevain 2 жыл бұрын
That is why those games gives off very different vibes depending on the difficulty level you chose. Easiest are hardest modes are like two completely different games, both very good ones.
@tehaaronjelly5473
@tehaaronjelly5473 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see a skit on Geralt getting a haircut that magically makes his hair longer.
@sebastiancoar1991
@sebastiancoar1991 2 жыл бұрын
And how it also gives him a beard too 🤣.
@Caapi_Vine
@Caapi_Vine 2 жыл бұрын
It shows him and the barber sitting there for a year until the hair grows out long enough, then the barber snips it into the desired style
@tehaaronjelly5473
@tehaaronjelly5473 2 жыл бұрын
@@Caapi_Vine I like it.
@NoName-rn2yu
@NoName-rn2yu 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@danielbush6882
@danielbush6882 2 жыл бұрын
These affects and acting are just so darn great!
@cherick2666
@cherick2666 2 жыл бұрын
I like the details u guys put in. From costumes to makeup. Just Awesome
@SurgStriker
@SurgStriker 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to go over the top, then the 'beast' turns out to be like a baby deer or something completely harmless that even dandelion could solo. "great, i just spent a months worth of gold on potions that were completely unnecessary'
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын
If he even finds it, before the potions effects have run out
@AnoAssassin
@AnoAssassin 2 жыл бұрын
Meh all it takes is a bottle of vodka or equivalent to be tip-topped again If we're following the game logic
@isa2758
@isa2758 2 жыл бұрын
That won't happen, judging by the location and trailer they are re creating A night to remember...
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 2 жыл бұрын
They did make a video kinda similar to that, where the Witcher type guy drink a lot and potions and uses lots of oils, and then Adam (I think it was Adam) comes running in without any preparation and kills the beast in a few strikes :')
@Adz2
@Adz2 2 жыл бұрын
If he wants to revive Geralt, all he needs to do is make Geralt drink a potion.....
@lunotarr
@lunotarr 2 жыл бұрын
liquid can be soaked not only by mouth and stomach. All you need is to get it inside..
@Heroesflorian
@Heroesflorian 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunotarr emptying a potion vial into his mouth might still be the best option though... not only is that pathway optimized for liquid intake, but also you may not want to get into longer contact with his body to e.g. rub it in or inject it into his veins or whatever, with all the potion effects he currently has and such. Don't want a drop of poisoned blood to come out and kill you in the process, after all.
@jagdeepsingh9515
@jagdeepsingh9515 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunotarr wait, what?
@LJAndrews1986
@LJAndrews1986 2 жыл бұрын
Seems he's hinting that Dandelion should shove a potion where the sun doesn't shine 😂😂😂
@Heroesflorian
@Heroesflorian 2 жыл бұрын
​@@LJAndrews1986 hmm... now that you say it, true, probably xD
@vakalkas
@vakalkas 2 жыл бұрын
Some of your best work yet! :D
@Yetiiii
@Yetiiii Жыл бұрын
He needs to drink every potion, cause always must be ready for every kind of monster or Yennefer.
@MoshPitCreator
@MoshPitCreator 2 жыл бұрын
I have to say that the impression of Jaskier is very very close to the actual Jeskier. I'm realy impressed! Well done!!!! :D
@x9x9x9x9
@x9x9x9x9 2 жыл бұрын
would love to see geralt gouging quest givers for more reward money to sustain his crippling potion addiction lol
@potterj09
@potterj09 Жыл бұрын
Next update : Honeywood gets a methadone clinic.
@aawells07
@aawells07 2 жыл бұрын
These are so freaking great. The gold mine of comedy that one could dig out of gaming logic is endless.
@domidayv
@domidayv 2 жыл бұрын
There should've been a PSA warning: "Just Say "No" To Potions."
@delanovanraalte3646
@delanovanraalte3646 2 жыл бұрын
And say yes to alcohol and drugs
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 2 жыл бұрын
After a DUI Geralt is forced to be the face of the PSA 😂
@delanovanraalte3646
@delanovanraalte3646 2 жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague he should also do a commercial agianst drugs by using it and show the horrible effects it has on you and that you become very addictid and than die
@Ajoh
@Ajoh 2 жыл бұрын
Man this series is awesome. You guys are awesome. GG to the whole damn team.
@jtbproductions7415
@jtbproductions7415 2 жыл бұрын
Dam true
@sojus7929
@sojus7929 2 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@UnofficialCyane
@UnofficialCyane 2 жыл бұрын
Damn damn
@continuumkat
@continuumkat 2 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@awesomeruben
@awesomeruben 2 жыл бұрын
Man your guy's videos always make me laugh, and I really needed this laugh today since today I got very terrible news, anyways keep up the great work as always
@voidstarq
@voidstarq Жыл бұрын
0:28 "It turns your *blood* into *poison* !?" "Oh, relax, it's only poison to vampires." "Oh... well, okay then, I guess."
@cali868
@cali868 2 жыл бұрын
Big up to Alan for the best damn TV Jaskier impression ever! Nailed it down to even subtle expressions, movements, mannerisms. You rock dude!
@jamestabat5412
@jamestabat5412 2 жыл бұрын
Dude forreal spot on 👍 i forgot he was Adam for a moment
@primordialpumpkinplaythroughs
@primordialpumpkinplaythroughs 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm, you're supposed to EAT the vial!
@TheStraightestWhitest
@TheStraightestWhitest 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Geralt actually has the empty vials in his inventory.
@stranger83
@stranger83 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like a NORMAL person!
@Denis_Ovchinnikov
@Denis_Ovchinnikov 2 жыл бұрын
@@stranger83 The thing is, he is a witcher. Is it normal enough?
@RokiGavrilov
@RokiGavrilov 2 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! Guys, fantastic work, thank you!
@deusvlad2.083
@deusvlad2.083 Жыл бұрын
The bard should of said at the end, let me see if I can find a resurrection potion lol
@controversialtalks
@controversialtalks 2 жыл бұрын
Would have been funny if he drank the last potion and it would have reverted him back to normal 😂 “what’s this?” “A health potion” “oh”
@sobaloba3468
@sobaloba3468 2 жыл бұрын
You mean white honey potion right 😂
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 2 жыл бұрын
@@sobaloba3468 I remember getting overdosed in the middle of battle Drinking white honey after potion overdose is funny
@user-rw3kw7wx7e
@user-rw3kw7wx7e Жыл бұрын
"Geralt! Geralt you're about to overdose." "Don't worry Dandelion. White Honey. Purges potions and removes all potion effects."
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Жыл бұрын
@@user-rw3kw7wx7e Then meditates to restock and drinks again :D
@DatLe-ie8ib
@DatLe-ie8ib 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt after coming to: next, time to apply my oils to my swords Jaskier: wait isn’t that acid o… now u ruin your sword. Perfect
@narendrapratapsinghsengar5030
@narendrapratapsinghsengar5030 24 күн бұрын
Geralt and Dandelion have their brains switched I guess.😂😂
@johnfornetti7813
@johnfornetti7813 2 жыл бұрын
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
@Zelphyn
@Zelphyn 2 жыл бұрын
All that buff potion, and then the enemy would just cast "remove beneficial effects" spell. 😆
@pixel_biscuit
@pixel_biscuit 2 жыл бұрын
Aha! But true Witchers never drink beneficial potions!
@AABloodyAA
@AABloodyAA 2 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs 2 жыл бұрын
Without his potions, I guess he'll have to face the caster, who's probably wearing no armor, with nothing but his very sharp sword, inhuman abilities, and decades of training in killing things.
@Solrex_the_Sun_King
@Solrex_the_Sun_King 2 жыл бұрын
Did you happen to see him take “White honey”? Cause it does the same thing.
@majorkill
@majorkill 2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@Mac2xc2
@Mac2xc2 2 жыл бұрын
Ey waddup Majorkill. Love your warhammer vids
@maskedqiu
@maskedqiu 2 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here oh one of my favorite Australian
@colinayre2109
@colinayre2109 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the Aussie mad lad is here!
@jacktheripper5112
@jacktheripper5112 2 жыл бұрын
An australian liking a newzealnders content? That's new
@bouganhagain8131
@bouganhagain8131 2 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here, love your vids, keep it up bud!
@shannonhearitige6884
@shannonhearitige6884 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold I love it … make more please
@justadudeN72
@justadudeN72 2 жыл бұрын
After catching up on some 30-40 VLDL videos this one was definitely the funniest.
@singular9
@singular9 2 жыл бұрын
"What was the last one?" "Vodka, for confidence comrade!"
@magdalenajozwicka2708
@magdalenajozwicka2708 2 жыл бұрын
What vodka, you weirdo?! Everybody on the continent knows that spirit from Mahakam is the best
@Wint9rification
@Wint9rification 2 жыл бұрын
He drinks so much potions that the first one would be finished already by time he's done drinking the last
@pretzolboy
@pretzolboy Жыл бұрын
im surprised there are only 5 of these in the series. Great work just want more
@gann2001
@gann2001 5 ай бұрын
His ingredients pouch will be empty by then
@ChimkinSendwich
@ChimkinSendwich 2 жыл бұрын
I died at "That's why I need to drink every potion!"
@rayzerot
@rayzerot 2 жыл бұрын
I would have lost it if he took the potion that clears toxicity and removes the effects of all other potions
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: "Aw, crap -- not AGAIN!"
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 2 жыл бұрын
Me"NO GERALT...YOU HAD ENOUGH"!!!! GERALT"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I HAD ENOUGH"!!!!!!
@artjomsfomenko757
@artjomsfomenko757 2 жыл бұрын
Guys, you rock! Love your videos
@jeffcore83
@jeffcore83 2 жыл бұрын
This Geralt needs to see the Potion Anonymous.
@MGBrauck
@MGBrauck 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how close Alan looks to the guy in the show. Are we sure it's NOT actually him in the show?
@billywong1611
@billywong1611 2 жыл бұрын
0:44: *BUUUURRRP* that's a Dad burp 😂
@somelonelyshmuck4274
@somelonelyshmuck4274 2 жыл бұрын
So you're resistant to bleeding while your blood is poisonous. Genius!
@Jormyyy
@Jormyyy 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who generally isn't a big Witcher fan, this is *exactly* what Geralt's shenanigans look like to someone like me lol
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 2 жыл бұрын
The "ow!" After he fell down was PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cyrilagnew7651
@cyrilagnew7651 2 жыл бұрын
Man....one of the funniest yet...love it
@akshar8160
@akshar8160 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this skit!
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