He totally does! Or perhaps a seasonal menu item. Now back for a limited time: the McGerbert.
@Kooljex127 жыл бұрын
brutalmoose Gerbert's sherbets?
@aratzlaff7943 жыл бұрын
watching this again for the 50th time and I just noticed that the "g" on gerbert's shirt is stylized to look like a "j" and a "c" combined. confirmed: gerbert is jesus christ.
@ilikecurry23458 ай бұрын
Gerbert died for our sins, but was it worth it considering all the wars that happened?
@eldestspark9853 ай бұрын
@@ilikecurry2345 all sins are equal to gerbert
@bashildy3 ай бұрын
I thought it was a g as a musical note. I couldn’t find anything online that says what it’s supposed to be, never noticed the JC till you pointed it out. Weird how gerbert was more subtle about his connection to Jesus Christ than Deus Ex’s original main character
@berrypepperroni7708Ай бұрын
i think it's supposed to represent how awkward childrens handwriting can be sometimes. like a little kid's handwriting
@jek__3 жыл бұрын
"You look like a chicken nugget and your nativity scene is just horrible" has "your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries" vibes lol
@2DVincent7 жыл бұрын
"I really am one morally sound chicken nugget"
@PoyoPancakes6 жыл бұрын
Durin Drandalin i came across this comment RIGHT as he said it 😂
@ddsvelder98664 жыл бұрын
now praise me for it, bitch
@narsicko69194 жыл бұрын
@@ddsvelder9866 Prank youtubers when they donate to a homeless person
@carsonchiu60697 жыл бұрын
remember the old tale where the 3 wise men gave jesus gold, incense, and a chevy?!
@mocha50447 жыл бұрын
Kayla IronCaller best baby gift
@WhiffyPlush7 жыл бұрын
I 'member
@sin_decent7 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite part
@pepesilvia80337 жыл бұрын
+Kayla IronCaller sounds accurate, white Jesus looks like he's from Alabama
@griffinblanton31007 жыл бұрын
with no paid interest until the year 4
@tracyblanchard76637 жыл бұрын
That kid sounds like he was trying to do an Irish accent while having his only reference be the Lucky Charms mascot.
@codyprodutions86237 жыл бұрын
Robert Blanchard Wow that is VERY hilarious.
@Cyberbrickmaster19867 жыл бұрын
And come off sounding like a first person Elmo.
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
i took it more as boston
@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa7 жыл бұрын
Sounded vaguely indian to me.
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
its seriously a rorschach test of what you believe he is trying to immitate
@Scarfulhu7 жыл бұрын
ah yes my favourite episode of brutalmoose 'gerbert puts ian in a hole'
@thomassanders98177 жыл бұрын
Scarfulhu LOLOLOLOLOL I love that episode!
@jimbo2revengeance7 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favourite Scarfhulu episode "Scarf talks about a point and click adventure game"
@live_kaito_reaction7 жыл бұрын
Scarfulhu you got the title wrong, its "Ian fills up Gerbert's Hole"
@SirChubbyBunny7 жыл бұрын
Headcanon: Gerbert and Roary are behind Televoid
@KnoxCarbon7 жыл бұрын
At first I read this as "Gerbert Puts It in Ian's Hole".
@jonathanchambers46577 жыл бұрын
Even my parents hated Gerbert. They straight up told my pastor they didn't think that the videos should be in the church library.
@AppleWoods67 жыл бұрын
I think Gerbert's description of the fire truck was a reference to Ralphie's obsessive description of the Red Ryder BB Gun in A Christmas Story, but they ruined it by drawing it out too long.
@jakelee29197 жыл бұрын
Apple Woods yup
@gurvmlk7 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's physically possible for a kid who's this hyped about wanting a gift to describe it this slowly.
@otaking35827 жыл бұрын
Apple Woods Why couldn't this special have ended with the toy fire truck driving all over Gerbert's face and causing him to lose an eye?
@Nionivek7 жыл бұрын
It being drawn out long could have been funny if they cut away to another scene, then came back with the woman just stubbornly waiting for Gilbert to finish.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Nionivek yeah, that could be funny xD
@Uzumaki_Beat7 жыл бұрын
The fact that the kid is trying to do an Irish accent, while the dad is talking normally really kills the illusion that they're father and son.
@redkingrauri37698 ай бұрын
I think he's trying to go for Cockney or something "tiny Tim"/Poor boy ish that you'd expect someone with that hat to have. And he loses it when he's at home. Clearly it's the hat talking.
@thekingofthecats420697 жыл бұрын
The year is 2072. Sentient chicken nuggets have become the dominant species. Humans are oppressed. Gerbert is elected the supreme dictator. Resistance against the chicken nugget overlords is futile because of demon teddy bear minions. All is nugget now.
@sleepy_jean7 жыл бұрын
Race war when?
@jeremyabbott45377 жыл бұрын
But can the chicken nuggets beat the 20XX Melee players?
@thekingofthecats420697 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Jean race does not equate to species but I get what you're going for
@JavMovies5277 жыл бұрын
You thought Roary was bad here? Go watch Gerbert's Beanstalk, Roary comes to life there and he is terrifying!
@creationrealm6337 жыл бұрын
That's stupid. Just eat the fuckin' nugget.
@lcdstudios7 жыл бұрын
"He sounds like Butters became a puppet and started making Christian videos." That... was a real episode of South Park, right? It sounds like a real episode of South Park.
@SirChubbyBunny7 жыл бұрын
Boop bop badoop
@TheSameYellowToy5 жыл бұрын
He was part of a Christian rock band in one episode, close enough 😂
@generalgk3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@DrBachur7 жыл бұрын
"The only thing I remember about Gerbert is that he was a whiny piece of shit" Putting the Brutal in Brutalmoose.
@jilliynbales-dollar53307 жыл бұрын
Gerbert looks like the Hamburglar as a child.
@Soggys0up856 жыл бұрын
Does Gerbert live with anyone? How old is he?
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47876 жыл бұрын
The hamburglers stillborn fetus lovechild he had with a Big Mac then it’s corpse was reanimated into Gerbert
@ouhhoh4 жыл бұрын
the grimace's cousin with jaundice
@GoetiaTV Жыл бұрын
I think the most interesting part of Gerbert is that the production isn’t completely garbage. Makes me want to know the behind-the-scenes story.
@letsplayaround91597 жыл бұрын
"Gerbert sings his little chicken nugget heart out" I can't stop laughing omg
@SouprSpookr7 жыл бұрын
Wowee! *S P E C I A L N E E D S*
@foreverfuturebound7 жыл бұрын
SouprSpookr2020 *W O W I E ! ! !*
@acedriver53807 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts sure is XD
@Kenpokid47 жыл бұрын
Why is the Blue Marble wearing a Santa hat?
@zfrometa83167 жыл бұрын
I have SPECIAL NEEDS
@kirbyleggington72057 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts *I THINK YOU'RE SO NEATO*
@p1cklef4rmer62 жыл бұрын
Where it all began, where it all started. The first battle: Ian vs Gerbert part I.
@Theladywiththeblackdress7 жыл бұрын
S P E C I A L N E E D S
@Sceppyo5 жыл бұрын
yOtuBe haS dECideD ThIs mEsSage oF SPECIAL NEEDS bOUt tA gEEET banned! SWIGGITY SWOOTY COMING FOR DAT PROFIT BOOOTY!!!!!!!!
@johnny_boi54565 жыл бұрын
They didn't realize that the term "special needs" meant something else entirely... Uh oh...
@OliverGuerrero824 жыл бұрын
BrutalMoose Hates people with special needs ... and his cat is racist 😹
@mugdude64867 жыл бұрын
So does Gerbert live by himself or something
@blindcandyboo5 жыл бұрын
Well we never see his parents, so probably
@mega_bird7005 жыл бұрын
What if he killed them?
@danwilliams19895 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing his mother once in the series, though I can’t remember seeing her face.
@IMONBLOGTVWITHMYFUCKINGHANDSUP4 жыл бұрын
2 years late but no, he has a human mother for some odd reason.
@swissmediastuff4 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@RenegadeJade7 жыл бұрын
What if this is a prequel to Televoid? And Gerbert was the one who sent Ian in the void in the first place?
@truemcdonald67836 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, that's canon now.
@castallyourspells53302 жыл бұрын
once Ian went thru the door the only hurdle left was to drop kick him
@seanmyster67 жыл бұрын
I have vague memories of Gerbert. I also have less vague memories of mistakenly referring to him as "Pervert" one time.
@BR3NNADOLL7 жыл бұрын
I lost it everytime he said chicken nugget.
@spark76206 жыл бұрын
1:51 "Hiiii Gerbert 😊" idk why I laughed so hard and found that so amusing when I first saw that
@laurenhatter68247 жыл бұрын
HE'S GROWING OUT HIS HAIR AGAIN!!! HOLY SHIT!
@Benjamillion7 жыл бұрын
Lauren Hatter He's the Jesus of KZfaq.
@reNINTENDO7 жыл бұрын
+вєηנαмιℓℓιση I wonder how Ian would feel about being known as "the Jesus of KZfaq". My guess is a mixture of pride and discomfort.
@natkatmac7 жыл бұрын
He looks handsome with short and long hair, but damn I have a soft spot for well kept flowing manes like that.
@suespiria95747 жыл бұрын
lol he talked about growing out his hair on a stream. We told him to do it so he can have a man bun.
@epiclink117 жыл бұрын
Sadness
@wittybanter967 жыл бұрын
Gerbert Makes The Garbage Pail Kids Movie look like an Oscar winner
@ElvenRaptor7 жыл бұрын
Let's not get carried away here. Nothing makes Garbage Pail Kids Movie look like an Oscar winner. Not even this.
@wittybanter967 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm just hoping someone eventually baits him into reviewing the movie
@MultiCool557 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda scared of finding out *why* that movie is so bad. I've always heard that it was complete... *garbage.*
@wittybanter967 жыл бұрын
MultiCool55 If you don't want to see the movie firsthand, there are online reviews of it you can watch. I'd suggest watching Nostalgia Critic's review of it personally
@goldylover10007 жыл бұрын
ElvenRaptor agreed garbage pail kids makes Gerbert look like pulp fiction in comparison
@CrispyToast7 жыл бұрын
1:21 "You're singing Christians songs in the middle of a night, Butters?! That's it, young man! You're grounded!"
@DsVidz14 жыл бұрын
First reply three years later :D
@PlatonicPluto2 жыл бұрын
Second reply 5 years later! :]
@NSFSponsor7 жыл бұрын
Low-key. This show has a good message attached. Christmas isn't about what you want. Its about what you have. But hey, Santa can go straight to hell if he doesn't bring me COD Legendary edition with Modern Warfare Remaster. 🔫
@CrypticStiles7 жыл бұрын
Damion Dixon Lol I'm fucking dead
@Nionivek7 жыл бұрын
And if you do have something you should feel intensely guilty about it!
@countesschewi23997 жыл бұрын
Man, I could really go for some chicken nuggets now.
@Kryptnyt7 жыл бұрын
Dude they changed the batter and they are so good now actually
@danblogger58247 жыл бұрын
WHA- me to !
@MrCatball17 жыл бұрын
I prefer chicken tendies
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47876 жыл бұрын
Kryptnyt the batter for which nuggets ?
@lieutenantlettuce83065 жыл бұрын
Give me tendies!
@CrappyBlue7 жыл бұрын
9:55 is the greatest hard cut i've ever seen in any work of media
@weldin7 жыл бұрын
Why did his parents name him after baby food?
@AeridisArt7 жыл бұрын
Cinestar Productions They at least added a 't' at the end.
@enderkatze61295 жыл бұрын
They're Probably Cannibals.Maybe they wanted to Use him to Feed His (Not Deformed) Brother/Twin.
@masterof4elements8265 жыл бұрын
You know how some parents look at their newborn baby and say she looks like a Julia or he looks like a Matthew. Well....
@crazyunicorn-zw8vs5 жыл бұрын
does he have parents
@AriochStarr4 жыл бұрын
@@enderkatze6129 You have a very vivid imagination. Stay away from me.
@oliomphalos3657 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this now and, wow... Loot Crate. Feels like forever ago.
@OdaSwifteye Жыл бұрын
What a scam that was. I'm glad it imploded.
@ink19317 жыл бұрын
I actually remember watching Gerbert as a kid, even then I thought it was weird af
@ink19317 жыл бұрын
***** to the world
@howdoiputthecheeseintheove84377 жыл бұрын
Inkwell That's sad
@Hauntera7 жыл бұрын
ROARY LOVES REVOLUTIONS
@LemnzestManatee7 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing at your "He looks like a chicken nugget" joke, and I also cannot unsee Gerbert as a chicken nugget. Love your videos!
@MandoYote6 жыл бұрын
Rory was by far the most relatable character.
@Jonk_7 жыл бұрын
Did Gerbert say Neato? Hop off Gerbert that's Daisy's line.
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
John Clelland ?
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
John Clelland oh, 11:00
@elliottbow28197 жыл бұрын
That thieving chicken nugget!
@garrettlee95117 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Daisy!
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
Wait who is daisy?
@Goldenkitten17 жыл бұрын
The only KZfaqr who makes his sponsored ads interesting enough you can't help but watch. That's how advertising should be done, not just "And oh yeah these guys sponsored the video, check them out"
@BASCILLICUS2 жыл бұрын
oh fuck this gerbert video is 7 years old already?? still as funny as the day it was posted. i love rewatching all your videos!
@tfordham1311 ай бұрын
Five years at the time of your posting 6 years now
@RCLeahcar6 жыл бұрын
"It's for people who lost their jobs or can't support their families". Um...I'm pretty sure that's not what special needs means.
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
Yeah that sounds more like the homeless 😅
@otaking35822 жыл бұрын
I mean, they could be homeless _because_ they have special needs, but still
@NyssaOwens Жыл бұрын
Back then, it was what it meant.
@terrycoyle68647 жыл бұрын
You know what this reminds me of? That one 90s show I don't remember the name of with the HORRIFYING PREMISE. God, that shit played out like a fever dream but I still remember enough: These kids draw this monster in chalk on the ground and then it comes to life and learns how to set the table. If anything needs the Moose touch, it's THAT thing
@terrycoyle68647 жыл бұрын
No, that was a cartoon. This was live action, with a large brown(?) monster character.
@deadlynarwal7 жыл бұрын
USE THE CHALK RUDY
@zfrometa83167 жыл бұрын
RUDY'S GOT THE CHALK
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
@@terrycoyle6864 hmm ok so not chalk zone….um is it Bimbo?
@SapphyTaffy Жыл бұрын
Chalk zone is based
@jp53947 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of shit that inspires creepypastas.
@asdatescosains7006 жыл бұрын
This is nothing compared to Ratafak.
@calebwashere Жыл бұрын
"Christmas baskets for people with special needs" I don't think I can ever come up with a choice of words as bad as that
@6abial7 жыл бұрын
RORY LOVES REVOLUTIONS
@rickmarr44787 жыл бұрын
your_cat MERRY CHRISTMAS, MASTER!
@rickmarr44787 жыл бұрын
***** Agreed
@otaking35827 жыл бұрын
Even in my head I can only read this as "Rory roves revorutions"
@JediFerrari7 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was just thinking how I wasn't feeling like watching anything in my Subscriptions feed until I refreshed and saw this video!
@johnodell64227 жыл бұрын
Exact same here
@SuperOnePieceMaster7 жыл бұрын
They should have called it "Gerbert: A Whining Chicken Nugget's Story."
@Woodenfan7 жыл бұрын
Either Gerbert's suffering from some major depression or he's _seriously_ fucked up in the head. Either one works?
@zfrometa83167 жыл бұрын
Woodenfan Gerbert has Special Needs
@Woodenfan7 жыл бұрын
Walked right into that one.
@foreverfuturebound7 жыл бұрын
This video gave me *S P E C I A L N E E D S*
@skootergirl227 жыл бұрын
Well I had that all my life and it is not contagious like what autism speaks says
@creationrealm6337 жыл бұрын
Is that a new meme?
@g00go4 жыл бұрын
@@skootergirl22 hell yes georgie
@skootergirl224 жыл бұрын
@@g00go you just commented on a 2 year old comment
@GreebleClown7 жыл бұрын
... THIS IS WHERE "DOT AND DASH" CAME FROM??! Wow, I had a vhs tape of 1 hour of these guys as a kid, and I couldn't find *anything* online about them except another copy in some library in Texas... And and that maybe they were French? Wow...
@CabbageLoaf1437 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, Gerbert is one cute chicken nugget
@sonicroachdoggjrraven32634 жыл бұрын
loaf of cabbage I find Gerbert adorable.
@prfo55547 жыл бұрын
If you think this is bad trust me low budget Christian Kids shows get a lot worse once a majority of them decided to go copy Veggietales and make their own 3D shows with only a fraction of the budget. Trust me it gets a lot worse.
@matthewjones67867 жыл бұрын
*I can still hear the Dorbees.*
@countesschewi23997 жыл бұрын
Matthew Jones Why won't they go away!?
@crisptomato94954 жыл бұрын
Psalty is a show that’s terrible in the best way.
@ultimatepeanut83294 жыл бұрын
Dont look up gathers pond
@otaking35822 жыл бұрын
@@matthewjones6786 You say that like it's a bad thing
@Nionivek7 жыл бұрын
It is funny how much the whole "I feel guilty about having so much" has taken on an entirely new context today with guilt pretty much being the main form of currency in some circles. Also Gilbert you have a LOT of presents and that one is the one you want the most, giving what you want the most isn't a sustainable charity model.
@ink39887 жыл бұрын
Why do Americans put popcorn on their trees? (that sounds like an opening for a joke) Anywho, great video again, Moose!
@vantheman42377 жыл бұрын
Ink Plays i have NEVER seen it irl, and im 100% 'Murican
@trod1467 жыл бұрын
Ink Plays I don't know anyone that actually puts popcorn on their Christmas Tree. In the early 90s we used to string popcorn on a thread in school but that was just a fun activity for small children.
@thomassmith7827 жыл бұрын
Ink Plays It's cheap, pretty firm when it's stale, doesn't mold easily without butter, and easy to thread onto a string with a needle. It's also less messy than tinsel haha
@squashedshibber26847 жыл бұрын
wait people still do that? I though that was done and over with in the victorian era.
@L-Mop7 жыл бұрын
I'm not Christian, but I have some friends that do it. Can confirm it is alive and well in California at least.
@BonerBot7 жыл бұрын
Hey go easy on gerbert! He's been battered his whole life. So what if he's a little sweet & sour. He just wants a nugget of joy on christmas. Who doesn't? Lolz Happy Holidays everybody!
@enderkatze61295 жыл бұрын
You must be Christian
@i_teleported_bread74043 жыл бұрын
Dude, he _is_ a nugget.
@BonerBot3 жыл бұрын
@@enderkatze6129 Nope. Atheist. It's called a corny, dumb joke.
@daz40437 жыл бұрын
10:22 I really am one morally sound chicken nugget
@Abfallkannibale7 жыл бұрын
6:33 "Merry Christmas ... GARBAGE is gonna love this."
@Netskayt7 жыл бұрын
3:37 Just pause there. That bear man, that bear. He saw the war, he saw genocides of his kind, he saw some shit, you can feel it
@AJPwny6 жыл бұрын
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night...I can feel my leg, & my arm...even my fingers. The body I've lost...the comrades I've lost...won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there."
@averagegamingplayer7 жыл бұрын
gourmet nugget intro
@Riadse967 жыл бұрын
For some reason looking into the ship and Brutal's resentment reminds me of the Candle Cove "You have to go inside"...
@kitkatfox7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I was just about to comment the same thing! Seemed like a lost episode of Candle Cove to me.
@SirChubbyBunny5 жыл бұрын
You... Have... :D TO GO... :D INSIIIIIDE :D
@AkuTenshiiZero7 жыл бұрын
I had a tape of this show when I was a kid. I gotta say, given the low bar set by most Christian media, the production value on this is shockingly pretty respectable. It honestly looks and sounds like any regular kid's show of the era.
@justus78677 жыл бұрын
Moosey looks less like a robot and more free like.
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
Kiwi Player ?
@justus78677 жыл бұрын
I play with kiwis.
@eevee15837 жыл бұрын
Kiwi Player he doesn't look like a robot
@Moonbeam1437 жыл бұрын
I used to watch "Gerbert" when I was a kid. I used to enjoy it!
@trod1467 жыл бұрын
Moonbeam huh?
@Moonbeam1437 жыл бұрын
Timmy T-Rex I kind of wrote it kind of derpy. I'm gonna fix that.
@trod1467 жыл бұрын
Moonbeam ah, it makes sense now!
@TheEel2287 жыл бұрын
His head IS LITERALLY A TESTICLE!
@Moonbeam1437 жыл бұрын
Rico O' Rourke That word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and thought "Oh great, a Christmas special made by a baby food company".
@skele-eleton7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this has got to be my favorite Brutalmoose episode released recently. Not to say that any other video is sub-par, but this is just so phenomenal and aligns very nicely with my comedic tastes.
@ZanessaGaily7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, KZfaq for unsubbing me. If it wasn't for twitter, I would've had no way to find out about this video. I'm so excited to watch this. I was just binge watching him last night.
@saintjimmy91147 жыл бұрын
You are SLAYING with this new look, dude.
@Benjamillion7 жыл бұрын
Saint Jimmy *Sleighing.
@VoidAbaddon7 жыл бұрын
Holy FUCK this is bringing back some deeply buried memories.
@strain427 жыл бұрын
In the spirit of giving, I'm going to give BrutalMoose a like, a comment, and a favorite. Happy Holidays.
@n.mightslapallama18747 жыл бұрын
Wow, Roary is fucking intense... Gerbert has good taste in sidekicks.
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
i never seen gerbert but i remember as a kid being forced in a summer bible camp to watch something about a chipmunk who was obsessed with M&Ms
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
i remember his name being cheddar but somehow no matter how hard i try i can't find it
@LightningE-iy8fr7 жыл бұрын
Same. His name was " Chadder " actually.
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
LightningE 9950 I actually found that out, but still can't find clips
@LightningE-iy8fr7 жыл бұрын
***** I was forced to watch one in which his friend's Dad discovers a castle and starts making a movie there and then Chadder comes along and messes up everything. It was actually pretty good. But then day 3 I got sick and so I couldn't go days 4 and 5. Which sucked, because it was just getting good then.
@duke86fan7 жыл бұрын
i rememebr one thing about a guy who was trying to save some kids but he was the bad guy because he was trying to be famous
@scottkrafft68307 жыл бұрын
1:15 LOVE the cutting-edge Windows 3.1-animated fish.
@amyconner20346 жыл бұрын
"You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself." -Gerbert 2016
@reevesmagoo77387 жыл бұрын
Theory: Ian's Televoid show is the result of being shoved into a hole by Gerbert. Some sort of hellish void of Gerbert's design
@tastywindex7 жыл бұрын
Gerbert sounds like Jaleel White doing a Butters impersonation while he has a bad cold.
@kr4mpu5_M0DS5 жыл бұрын
I actually met the puppeteer of Gerbert at a puppet convention back in 2014.
@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa7 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this actually looks kinda adorable.
@deskish39307 жыл бұрын
5:03 did that kid just say "probabilly"?
@tetrofita1787 Жыл бұрын
The hillbillies of math!
@pacecrosser43407 жыл бұрын
3:26 That teddy bear has seen some things.
@harangerish75887 жыл бұрын
That was the best Lootcrate ad ever.
@xander26987 жыл бұрын
2:18 to 2:21 That pretty much sums it all up
@MadamFoogie7 жыл бұрын
D: Okay, this shit triggered some kind of repressed memory. I somehow knew that theme song by heart, but I sure as hell don't remember the show.
@SirChubbyBunny7 жыл бұрын
Same here though. At least Gerbert isn't as terrifying as Oogene.
@daltonpaulvideos7 жыл бұрын
Man, Moose. You're a lot more adventurous than the rest of us...
@daltonpaulvideos7 жыл бұрын
You must be some kind of sorcerer...
@uuu123437 жыл бұрын
Juuzou Suzuya The Gamer You had *1* job
@slynosiscoolnamemcgee38767 жыл бұрын
daltonpaulvideos I've not seen such bravery
@daltonpaulvideos7 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@haileyk72947 жыл бұрын
"Merry Christmas Master" I spit out my water 😂😂
@XanthinZarda7 жыл бұрын
Oh! This is how Ian got into the Televoid! It all makes sense now!
@johnalogue98327 жыл бұрын
Why did Gerbert think there was only ONE fire truck? Wouldn't they stock more than one if it was such an amazing toy? I guess he's just a person with special needs.
@TheSameYellowToy5 жыл бұрын
My grandpa owned a small local toy store chain decades ago, and another store he was competing with was a larger chain that was a Big Lots-like discount store. The discount store would advertise sales with ridiculously low prices on whatever the hot new toy was to attract customers...however, the catch was that the stock of that toy was extremely limited, like only 1 to 3 items. So of course the toy sold out immediately, and then the customers who missed out on it would come to my grandpa's store (where he had plenty of that same toy in stock) and whine that his prices were higher than the discount chain's sale.
@kevandre7 жыл бұрын
Ian I think you've become one of my favorite youtube channels dude
@lesterparedes83587 жыл бұрын
Normally, I skip the Lootcrate ads in the end of videos, but Rory is so compelling! I must subscribe...
@dragoniraflameblade7 жыл бұрын
You have earned a spot next to Welcome to Night Vale in my weird, dark, mostly void heart, Ian. Gosh, you really outdo yourself. Merry Christmas.
@natkatmac7 жыл бұрын
7:03 / 10:02 If it's battery operated, why is he playing like it's not? Who's at fault here? The woman, the nugget, or the boy?
@matthewjones67867 жыл бұрын
...That is an excellent question.
@jeremyabbott45377 жыл бұрын
He is to poor to waste batteries on a toy. His father might also need to sell the fire truck later on the black market for money.
@chrissmith60974 жыл бұрын
The batteries are like the fire truck’s kidneys, which get sold on the black market as the fire truck wakes up in a bathtub of ice
@falconpunch25927 жыл бұрын
for some reason I read: Gerbert: The Gift of Giving Birth
@forstgrade69494 жыл бұрын
I like how you've changed over the years. Just found your channel this week but thank you.
@OhioanGhost6 жыл бұрын
The three wisemen showed up to the nativity scene in style
@maidenchynna27257 жыл бұрын
"I'm one morally sound Chicken Nugget."
@sirbushmansrules36226 жыл бұрын
Gerbert: Oh boy I can't wait to open my fire truck! *Opens It* I don't remember the fire truck having a clock strapped to it?
@CinnamonGrrlErin13 жыл бұрын
These VHS reviews are the real gift that keeps on giving 💝
@sp52pi7 жыл бұрын
That was probably the best lootcrate ending he's done. Great video overall.
@TheMellowFilmmaker7 жыл бұрын
You know what would be a funny plot twist, since Gerbert didn't open his gift it turns out it's not a fire engine at all. Maybe it was actually something boring or cheap. "Wow Gerbert! You got me a... gift card to Border's books? Is that even still in business? Fuck you Gerbert!"
@jakelee29197 жыл бұрын
Fearsome Deer (Like if you understand this joke)
@JYoungbloodVO7 жыл бұрын
Der Kaiser I don't....
@ink19317 жыл бұрын
Comment Master I don't even get it but I still liked it
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
Comment Master explin it
@trod1467 жыл бұрын
Comment Master don't ask for likes..
@hleghe8107 жыл бұрын
Der Kaiser I don't, explain.
@reececurthoys10947 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the parents who had to explain Santa's existence after showing their kids this
@IDontWantThisStupidHandle2 жыл бұрын
7:04 Remember when, like, every kid in a Christmas movie would describe THE It Toy with, like, a bajillion descriptors? Like the boy in A Christmas Story, Max in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (and a dozen others)? Did anyone actually do that as a kid? I agree with BrutalMoose -- shut. up. Gerbert, we know what you want already. xD